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A Green Knight? In this economy? Yeah, I'd like to see that. 

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Is this a terrible movie, or did we fall for the ultimate Joker's trick?

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John and Alexx bravely ask the question: Would Alexx blow his younger self? The answer may surprise you! Also they discussed "My Old Ass" 

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Have you ever wanted to watch all the Alien movies at the same time?
...No?
...That's a terrible idea?

Someone should have told Fede Alvarez.

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The fellas cut through the politics and religion in this 2011 dark satire to get to the real questions like "How does sex work?" 

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M. Night Shyamalan loves his daughter so much he built a movie around her, but not enough to make it a good one. 

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John and Alexx brave the hinterlands of Ireland to answer the eternal question: Can a blind Tilda Swinton-looking lady summon a golem powerful enough to destroy a general practitioner? 
Only a frank discussion of the horror hit "Oddity" will tell. 

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The fellas talk through nostalgia pains, identity and more when discussing Jane Schoenbrun's latest horror entry.

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The world of civil asset forfeiture comes alive as Aaron Pierre goes head-to-head with Don Johnson. Will justice prevail or is this rebel a ridge too far?

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John and Alexx reenter the magical world of Hayao Miyazaki with "The Boy and the Heron." They then quickly ruin it with crude jokes. Enjoy!

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John and Alexx break the complex cipher that is David Fincher's Zodiac. Well, mostly they just gush over the film while alexx gets jealous over how easy it was to get away with murder in the 60s and 70s.  

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What if you played all your favorite sci-fi movies at once and at half-speed? It would be more interesting than Zak Snyder's unceasing director's cut of Rebel Moon. 

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John and Alexx discuss Arcadian. Tune in for the movie, stay for the naked mole-rat talk. 

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Some people laugh at Michael Stone because he's different. He gets viciously depressed and pushes away others because they're all the same. Not as punchy as the popular Hot Topic shirt, but a better movie than that one about being an Federal Bikini Inspector.

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It's a skip episode! Please enjoy our Patreon discussion of "Madam Web." 

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Much like Francis Ford Coppola and William Friedkin took their crews deep into the jungles to explore the very soul of humanity, Wes Anderson takes the cast and crew of Asteroid City on a voyage up his own ass. 

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John and Alexx get swole as hell to discuss Pain and Gain. Also: a joke about shrunken testes goes here.

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John and Alexx once again prove their allyship by  dunking on Ethan Coen's "Drive Away Dolls."

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Marcy Phillips from the podcast Idle Ride joins us to talk about one of her favorite comfort films. Get cozy and hear us talk about growing up, being nice to evil dogs, and water park enemas. 

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The fellas talk about the recent Best Picture winner

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John and Alexx put in the final word on feminism (Spoiler: It’s great!) while discussing Yorgos Lanthimos’ “Poor Things”

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Erik (from some podcast called Wiz Biz) joins the fellas to talk worm.

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Many years ago Alexx made John sign a contract in blood. Today, John and Alexx discuss Phantom of the Paradise. A connection? You decide.

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Jason Statham is the Beesatz Haderach.

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Join John and Alexx as they live up to their title while watching Saltburn. They hated it, just to be clear.

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Join John and Alexx as they torture the location of Alexx’s missing Pez dispenser from the winner of their “Meet the boys contest.” Also, they discuss Denis Villeneuve’s “Prisoners” Spoiler: it was under the desk.

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Hope no one gave you two guys talking about a zero-budget alien movie because we can’t return this. Happy Holidays!

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The fellas are joined by Rob Campbell from the podcast Green Shirt to discuss what might be the greatest movie of all time.

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Listen as John bravely tolerates Alexx’s depression talk in the episode about Lars von Trier’s Melancholia.

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What will you do while the world burns? Sure you could stand up to the systems that oppress us, but real heroes will watch a movie where that happens and then podcast about it.

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John and a shape-changing alien mimicking alexx discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing. Spoiler: John is also a Thing; and the microphones; and the RSS feed.

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Don’t let the title spoil the movie for you, let us do it.

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Alexx ain’t afraid of no ghosts while John cries at the sight of Fischer Price phone.

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Special guest Roejen joins the fellas to talk about this Andy Sidaris 80s classic of big hair, big explosions and big…fun!

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Shoehorned needle drop: John and Alexx discuss…. Yet another needle drop: Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3. I dunno, a David Bowie song maybe?

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Life’s a beach and then you…grow old?!?! Take an oceanside trip with M Night Shyamalan, as he explores the mysteries of aging and the dangers of Boneitis.

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Slap on your sunscreen because, baby, we’re going on summer break! Or, you know, we’re skipping an episode. Please Enjoy this Patreon Bonus episode for “You, Me, Madness”

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Loose yourself from the shackles of your water addiction and rejoice, for John and Alexx have decided to take to the desolate wastelands of podcasting and discuss Max Max: Fury Road.

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John and Alexx bust out their favorite TikTok dances to discuss M3GAN. Also: John power washes Alexx’s face with Roundup.

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Pretty much a movie about John and Alexx. Instead of doing battle nude on a volcano. They are mind warriors, fighting their brain battles nude on podcast. They also announce an exciting, super butch new show branding.

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In this episode, John and Alexx travel back in time to their parents’ basement to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: D20s are rolled; pizza and mountain dew is enjoyed; magic is cast; but sadly sex is not had until after grad school for engineering.

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Though the title sounds like a FB post from your most unemployed uncle about no longer being able to use the microwave at 7-11, it’s actually a muddy film from George Clooney.

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Duncan Jax returns for the very first time! We first learned of his exploits way back in episode 7 , but now it’s time to see the film that launched it all. We’re talking balloons, ninjas, baboons, gold, other kinds of balloons. Baby this picture’s got ’em all!

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The fellas chop it up about a single-take zombie film that becomes so much more. Alexx has OPINIONS™ about Stephen King’s IT.

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Flying purple people eaters? A wooden lead? Inflatable wacky men? This movie has everything!Join John and Alexx as they discuss Jordan Peele’s “Nope”

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Riddle me this! What has four legs, 150 episodes and an increasing awareness of their own mortality? Here’s a hint: They’re talking about The Batman this episode.

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Master of Joaquin, I’m pulling your PhoenixTwisting your mind and smashing your weenis (metaphorically)Blinded by booze, you can’t see a thingJust call my name ’cause I’ll hear you screamMaster, master Ok I didn’t see the movie but we can all agree Metallica was good for a bit.

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Multiverse madness abounds! John hops into an alternate universe where he is occasionally wrong! Alexx gains the skills of another Alexx who isn’t constantly talking about cloacas! At some point this movie is discussed.

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