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Jaffa Takes

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Frequency: 1 episode/14d. Total Eps: 45

Listeners, Kree! Jaffa Takes is a podcast that will take you through the entire Stargate saga, from the original 1994 movie, through all ten seasons of SG-1, as well as the spin-offs Atlantis and Universe! Join us as we visit dozens of planets that look exactly like Vancouver, Canada, as we see just how many alien menaces the US military can antagonize, and just how many times Daniel Jackson can die. Check us out on Twitter at @jaffatakes, like, rate and subscribe on iTunes, and send e-mails to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com

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Episode 35 - As Teal'c Awoke One Morning He Found Himself Transformed

Episode 35

Saturday, December 16, 2023 • Duration 01:59:06

After an extended strike-related hiatus, we’re back! And luckily, if you’ve forgotten where we were in the story, we’re easing you back in with a no-consequence, one-off episode. This week, Teal’c gets stung by a big ol’ gross bug, which as a result, starts turning him into more bugs. It’s a tale as old as time. So while he’s dying, he runs into a streetwise young girl who quotes movies she should NOT have seen at her age and at that point of the 1990s, while our buddy Maybourne (from the Tollan episode) is looking for him for evil dissection purposes. But most importantly, we spend an inordinate amouunt of time discussing street toughs picking fights against huge guys, candy bars (again!), and Super Soaker models. We also take a brief detour into discussing the instrumentalisation of black bodies, and genetics, two topics we are nowhere near experts on but damn if our hearts aren’t in the right place. Send an e-mail to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

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Bonus Episode 10 - Equestria Chapter 7

Saturday, July 29, 2023 • Duration 22:01

Time for some exposition! Please be aware that in solidarity with the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strike, and following a request from the union, this podcast will go on hiatus until the strike is resolved so as to not promote the Stargate franchise for Amazon. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord! Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

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Bonus Episode 4 - Equestria Chapter 1

Saturday, May 20, 2023 • Duration 13:02

This week! Just… just listen to it. We couldn’t record a regular episode this week-end so M did a quick thing. We’re sorry. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

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Episode 31 - The Legend Of StarCraft: Myst Of The Wild

Episode 31

Saturday, May 6, 2023 • Duration 01:46:03

We get back to the main plot and Cimmeria when they yeet that Sagan box back at us through the stargate and we realize that a new mean goa’uld has invaded the place and it’s possibly our fault. So SG-1 goes there with basically no plan other than “win”, they get up to some forest guerrilla warfare, Carter finds herself a couple toys she might be able to use in the future, and Gairwyn tells us Thor left them a place possibly full of advanced alien goodies they can use. They split up, and while Jack and Teal’c (and one-episode wonder Olaf the Enthusiastic Viking) blow a ton of jaffa up, Daniel and Sam go with Gairwyn and stumble upon a shrine where they must subdue these trials two. One of courage, one of wisdom, and the trial of power is currently out of order due to the unas getting shot to death a year ago. At the end, they get an orb, which they can use four of to trade for life or stamina. Wait no, actually they meet Thor. For real this time. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

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Episode 30 - Ask Your Mom Or Ask Your Dad

Episode 30

Saturday, March 25, 2023 • Duration 01:19:56

It’s a Daniel episode! We’re on a planet where Danny-boy’s unfortunate tendency to die lands him in the wrong sarcophagus, and also in the grip of an impressively toxic woman. While the rest of SG-1 is put to slavery in the naquadah mines, Daniel realizes that taking a sarcophagus nap feels good. Maybe a little… too good? Oh no, this is a very special episode about drugs! We’ve been Beer Badded! Yeah so this is a pretty thin plot. Daniel gets addicted, SG-1 is mining, then the plot sorta resolves itself and Daniel goes into withdrawal. Michael Shanks does take the opportunity to put some footage in his Emmy nomination roll (unsuccessfully, as it would turn out), and gives us some good addict acting. And facial contortions to sell the pain of withdrawal. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, or chat with us on the Audio Entropy Discord!

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Episode 29 - The Galaxy's Worst Dungeon Master

Episode 29

Saturday, March 11, 2023 • Duration 01:36:55

Have you ever known this guy, who was just so annoying but was convinced he was a creative genius? Who had this game he came up with and would NEVER shut up about, and kept forcing all his friends to play, and which was just miserable? Clearly he was the only guy around the table having any fun while everyone else was at best just humoring him and at worst openly hostile, because his campaign was just terrible? This guy is the villain this week. We get a little more backstory for Jack and Daniel this week, as we get to see a botched black op O’Neill was involved in in the 80s, which gives us a surprise appearance by our buddy Kawalsky who died a year ago of Goa’uld-related complications. Or at least, a convincingly creepy AI-generated deepfake of him. On the Daniel side, we see his Batman origin story, as his parents get repeatedly crushed by an Egyptian temple ceiling. Nobody likes any of it, and we get this giggling asshole trying to convince everyone they’re actually having fun. Also, Teal’c gets a magnificent wig. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

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Episode 28 - We Drip Drops On The Moss At Slop O'Clock

Episode 28

Saturday, February 18, 2023 • Duration 01:34:55

SG-1, high on its streak of good episodes that advance the plot, trips and falls face-first into one of the standard stock cliché sci-fi plots of the week: they break an alien law without realizing it and end up in alien prison. Whoops! This episode is at least Stargate-flavored, as said alien prison is an entire planet that is only accessed through an underground, one-way stargate, with the wardens not even showing their faces once. They just like, hose some gross goop through the stargate and let the inmates sort it out amongst themselves. So O’Neill immediately recognizes all the prison tropes he sees and decides he’s an expert in whatever’s going on here, whether it conforms to Earth prison clichés or not. Meanwhile, they meet a nice, sweet old lady who has all kinds of magical elixirs she does science-magic with, and whom all the convicts are clearly deathly afraid of. I’m sure there’s nothing to it, she must be on the level, we can have her break out with us and it’ll be fine! Narrator voice: it was not. Also: kawoosh disintegration is finally canon, and Hammond finally steps through the gate. Milestones! Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send us an e-mail at jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

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Episode 27 - Excellent Work, Ashrak 47

Episode 27

Saturday, February 11, 2023 • Duration 01:17:22

Sam gets Goa’ulded! That’s bad! That’s it, that’s what this episode is about. Oh no! Can we possibly save her? Remembering what happened to Kawalsky a year ago? Or could there possibly be more than meets the eye in this situation, perhaps an unforeseen nuance in the Goa’uld condition that gives us a margin for solving this problem without killing off one of the show’s leads on the second episode of the second season? Who’s to say! Meanwhile, we get a short but memorable appearance by an unnamed Goa’uld assassin who correctly predicted the Hitman games, two years before the first one came out. It’s all a lot of fun. We also get to hear first mention of the Tok’ra, a faction of good Goa’uld that will be, let’s say, present in like at least 25% of all the rest of the episodes on this series, so it’s just like, nice to not have to talk around them anymore. Tok’ra Tok’ra Tok’ra. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord!

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Bonus Episode 3 - Slidenotes 2

Saturday, February 4, 2023 • Duration 01:33:55

As whenever there is a gap in recording schedule and M has a day off, Slidenotes returns. M, Jack and new guest Patch from Us Weirdos Got to Stick Together (@usweirdoscast) come together to talk about the second half of the pilot. We talk about how the writers don’t know anything about communism, the awkward fact that they named the one black man in the show “Brown”, how this episode, despite being aired separately most of the time, does not make any sense without the first one, and M’s Mandela Effect memories of a better episode that is probably just mixing up different episodes. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord server!

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Episode 26 - Emergency Fast-Deployment Tactical Contingency Space Shuttle

Episode 26

Saturday, January 28, 2023 • Duration 01:41:40

Welcome back! It’s season 2, and SG-1 is still in a tightly jammed hell of a pickle, up in Klorel’s pyramid ship in orbit around Earth. They almost immediately go for plan C-4, then stop themselves upon realizing there’s also a whole second ship out there. Crud. The good news is, Bra’tac is there, along with the entire Jaffa rebellion to assist them. The bad news is, the entire Jaffa rebellion is 4 guys. Including Teal’c and Bra’tac. But good news again, Daniel is willing to go FULL SICKO MODE. So our friends pretty much improvise an entire on-the-fly plan to blow up two spaceships from scratch, and it all kinda goes better than we could’ve expected. Of course, the Goa’uld might want to think about putting a guard or two in their ships’ hallways, that might help them out. Meanwhile, down on the surface, they have a whole plan to deal with this which they’ve actually been cooking all along. Unfortunately, that plan was cooked by Cols. Samuels and off-screen Maybourne, and neither of them has seen Independence Day. Good thing NASA is there in a pinch, to launch an entire rocket into space at a day’s notice. Y’know, as they do. Follow our Twitter at @jaffatakes, send an e-mail to jaffatakespodcast@gmail.com, or join our channel on the Audio Entropy Discord server!

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