Explore every episode of the podcast Ironing out the Kinks
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| Soggy Carrots & The Mop and Bucket Saga | Ep 22 | 28 Jun 2024 | 00:50:25 | |
What starts with some innocent telly chat quickly spirals into unfiltered filth. This episode includes a chaotic Naughty Corner entry, a Slippery When Wet confession that somehow involves cleaning supplies, and an Oops Wrong Hole that may have caused emotional damage.
Have a story that’s worse? Submit your filth anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we might just read it out (with love and judgment).
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:00 TV Reviews 13:05 Naughty Corner 33:45 Slippery When Wet Confessions 38:30 Oops Wrong Hole!
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Tags: sex podcast, funny sex stories, oops wrong hole, kink confessions, slippery when wet, NSFW podcast, British couple, anonymous confession | |||
| A Tip from a Dad & Feeling the Sound | Ep 21 | 14 Jun 2024 | 01:01:52 | |
This episode includes unsolicited dad advice (that’s definitely not safe for parenting blogs), a Naughty Corner confession involving awkward hotel logistics, and a Slippery When Wet that feels more like a murder confession than a fantasy. Plus: a deeply disturbing “Thread” that you’ll wish you could unhear.
Craving even more chaos? We drop an extra bonus episode every week on patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — just £3 to keep your Fridays filthy.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 02:00 Top 100 Kinks 21:30 Naughty Corner 37:00 Slippery When Wet Confessions 46:50 A Thread
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Tags: sex podcast, NSFW podcast, kink confessions, slippery when wet, funny sex stories, British couple, bonus episodes, Patreon podcast | |||
| The Chocolate Choo Choo Train & Holding Up the Mirror | Ep 12 | 30 Oct 2023 | 00:46:01 | |
This one’s a mess. From the moment we board the Chocolate Choo Choo, it’s pure chaos — a Naughty Corner confession that left us speechless, a Slippery When Wet fantasy with unexpected depth, and an Oops Wrong Hole that... well, might have involved a mirror and some misplaced confidence.
Got a filthy tale to top it? Send us your anonymous confession at www.IOTK.fun — we’ll roast it lovingly.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:30 Top 100 Kinks 15:00 Naughty Corner 29:10 Slippery When Wet 33:30 Oops Wrong Hole!
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Tags: sex podcast, chocolate train story, kink confessions, oops wrong hole, slippery when wet, NSFW podcast, anonymous confession, British humour | |||
| Splish Splosh & The Fat Truth | Ep 11 | 13 Oct 2023 | 01:09:30 | |
Water kinks, brutal honesty, and a confession that involves a lot more mess than anyone signed up for. This episode includes a Naughty Corner entry that nearly starts a war, a Slippery When Wet tale that had us choking (not in the good way), and a multi-part Oops Wrong Hole thread that ends in disbelief.
Need more filth in your feed? Join us on patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks for a new bonus episode every Sunday — just £3/month to go deeper.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 03:35 Top 100 Kinks 22:35 Naughty Corner 54:20 Slippery When Wet 58:40 Oops Wrong Hole – A Thread
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Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, sploshing, oops wrong hole, NSFW podcast, slippery when wet, British humour, Patreon bonus | |||
| Choking Cats & Giddy Up Cowgirl | Ep 10 | 06 Oct 2023 | 00:44:27 | |
This one’s got it all — bad metaphors, misplaced roleplay, and an animal comparison we immediately regretted. We dig into a Naughty Corner story that left us in stunned silence, a Slippery When Wet fantasy that features some unexpected choreography, and an Oops Wrong Hole that might genuinely be illegal in some countries.
Think you can top it? Send your anonymous confession at www.IOTK.fun — we dare you.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 02:10 Top 100 Kinks 16:10 Naughty Corner 35:05 Slippery When Wet 37:50 Oops! Wrong Hole!
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Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, oops wrong hole, slippery when wet, NSFW podcast, funny sex stories, British couple, anonymous confessions | |||
| Don’t Call Me Daddy with a Kick & a Kiss | Ep 9 | 29 Sep 2023 | 00:47:33 | |
This week features a BDSM-flavoured Naughty Corner that left us speechless, a Slippery When Wet fantasy that toes the line between hot and horrifying, and a thread about things you just can’t say to your partner in bed. Spoiler: “Daddy” doesn’t always land well.
Need more filthy chaos in your week? Get a bonus episode every Sunday over on patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — just £3/month for exclusive weekly filth.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:10 Top 100 Kinks 17:40 Naughty Corner 28:00 Slippery When Wet 33:15 What Can't You Tell Your Partner In Bed – A Thread
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Tags: sex podcast, NSFW podcast, kink confessions, things not to say in bed, daddy kink, slippery when wet, British couple, Patreon bonus | |||
| Perverted Helicopters & The Oblivious Dad | Ep 8 | 22 Sep 2023 | 01:00:20 | |
We’re spinning out of control this week — from pervy motion-related metaphors to a dad who really should’ve knocked, this one is full throttle. A Naughty Corner confession involving complete cluelessness, a Slippery When Wet fantasy with an unexpected twist, and an Oops Wrong Hole that had us both wheezing and wincing.
Have a story more chaotic than this? Submit it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we live for your filth.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:40 Top 100 Kinks 21:20 Naughty Corner 44:10 Slippery When Wet 48:50 Oops! Wrong Hole! 58:40 Outro
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Tags: sex podcast, NSFW podcast, oops wrong hole, clueless dad story, slippery when wet, funny sex stories, British couple, anonymous confessions | |||
| Take a Seat Madam & Jaw Ache Leads to Heart Ache | Ep 7 | 15 Sep 2023 | 00:54:39 | |
A Naughty Corner entry with emotional damage, a Slippery When Wet confession that ends in rejection, and an Oops Wrong Hole with some real structural concerns. Luke goes on a rant, Chelsea can’t stop laughing, and someone gets told to “take a seat” — not in the way they’d hoped.
Want even more weekly filth? Get exclusive Sunday episodes for just £3/month at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks. Support the chaos, get the good stuff.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:40 Top 100 Kinks 19:00 Naughty Corner 38:10 Luke Rants 40:50 Slippery When Wet 47:00 Oops! Wrong Hole!
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Tags: sex podcast, funny sex stories, jaw ache blowjob, kink confessions, oops wrong hole, slippery when wet, NSFW pod cast, Patreon bonus | |||
| Fun Denial & The Queef Queen | Ep 6 | 08 Sep 2023 | 00:56:05 | |
We kick off with a formal apology (Luke’s fault), then dive into denial kinks, a Naughty Corner confession that had us both cringing, and a regal Oops Wrong Hole moment that includes air pressure, embarrassment, and the tragic death of the mood. All hail the Queef Queen.
Have a confession that can top it? Send your filth anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we’ll honour your shame with the respect it deserves.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro (Luke’s Apology) 02:15 Top 100 Kinks 21:50 Naughty Corner 44:40 Oops! Wrong Hole
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Tags: sex podcast, queef story, kink confessions, oops wrong hole, denial kink, NSFW humour, anonymous confession, British couple podcast | |||
| Bats, Balls & The Thai Surprise | Ep 5 | 01 Sep 2023 | 00:58:24 | |
This episode is unhinged in the best way: kink rankings, an Instagram Q&A with zero self-restraint, and a Naughty Corner story that’ll make you rethink going for dinner with strangers. There’s a Slippery When Wet fantasy we did not see coming, and an Oops Wrong Hole that involves a lot more balls than expected.
Need more filth to get you through the week? We drop an exclusive bonus episode every Sunday at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — just £3/month to unlock it.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:30 Top 100 Kinks 17:20 Instagram Q&A 24:15 Naughty Corner 44:50 Slippery When Wet 48:35 Oops! Wrong Hole 57:25 Outro
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Tags: sex podcast, Thai surprise, kink confessions, oops wrong hole, slippery when wet, NSFW podcast, British couple, Patreon bonus | |||
| Upset In-Laws & Dogging PNC | Ep 4 | 18 Aug 2023 | 00:44:45 | |
From disastrous first impressions to a post-nut clarity confession that involves public locations and very poor decisions, this episode doesn’t hold back. We read a Naughty Corner entry that might spark family feuds, a Slippery When Wet fantasy that’s oddly inspiring, and an Oops Wrong Hole you’ll be mentally unpacking for days.
Got a story too filthy for the group chat? Confess it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we’ll read it so you don’t have to.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Top 100 Kinks 14:45 Naughty Corner 32:30 Slippery When Wet 36:50 Oops Wrong Hole 43:45 Outro
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Tags: sex podcast, dogging confession, awkward family sex story, oops wrong hole, NSFW podcast, anonymous confessions, British couple, kink podcast | |||
| Can’t Make an Omelette Without Breaking a Few Eggs | Ep 3 | 11 Aug 2023 | 00:35:54 | |
We kick things off with Chelsea’s dream (and it only gets weirder from there). There’s a Naughty Corner confession that’s equal parts heartbreaking and hilarious, an Oops Wrong Hole involving some serious positioning failure, and more food metaphors than anyone asked for.
Love the chaos? Support the show and unlock an exclusive bonus episode every Sunday at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — just £3/month for the extra filth.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro – Chelsea's Dream 01:20 Top 100 Kinks 17:20 Naughty Corner 28:50 Oops Wrong Hole! 35:35 Contact Us
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Tags: sex podcast, oops wrong hole, kink confessions, funny sex stories, NSFW podcast, British humour, bonus podcast, Patreon | |||
| Getting Cagey & The Hottest Thing Said in Bed | Ep 20 | 03 May 2024 | 00:57:16 | |
A deep dive into public kink, a Naughty Corner confession involving some very questionable logic, and a Slippery When Wet that turns sweaty for all the wrong reasons. Then, we read a thread of the hottest (and sometimes horrifying) things people have said during sex — and one of them definitely involved Nicolas Cage.
Got something wild to confess? Submit your anonymous chaos at www.IOTK.fun — we won’t name you, but we might lose our minds over it.
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Timestamps: 02:30 Top 100 Kinks 25:47 Naughty Corner 42:48 Slippery When Wet 45:43 Oops Wrong Hole 48:16 Thread – What’s the hottest thing someone has said during sex?
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Tags: sex podcast, public kink, funny sex stories, slippery when wet, oops wrong hole, NSFW podcast, anonymous confessions, British couple | |||
| Wrestling With Kinks & Lost Items | Ep 2 | 04 Aug 2023 | 00:41:01 | |
This week we grapple with unexpected turn-ons, missing objects in questionable places, and a confession that combines public sex with poor timing. Slippery When Wet gets intense (and slightly damp), and the Oops Wrong Hole story? Let’s just say it ends with confusion and carpet burns.
Got a tale that’s even worse? Confess it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — your secret’s safe with us (but not our listeners).
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 02:25 Top 100 Kinks 18:20 Naughty Corner 28:30 Slippery When Wet 32:10 Oops Wrong Hole!
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Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, slippery when wet, public sex story, oops wrong hole, NSFW podcast, British couple, anonymous confessions | |||
| A Shameless Introduction | Ep 1 | 29 Jul 2023 | 00:50:07 | |
Welcome to the filth. In our very first episode, we introduce ourselves, explain why we’re diving headfirst into the world of kinks, confessions, and awkward sex stories — and share a few of our own to get things started. Expect laughter, over-sharing, and a little bit of chaos. Actually, a lot.
Like what you hear? Support the show and get a bonus episode every Sunday at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — just £3/month for the good stuff.
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Tags: sex podcast, kink podcast, NSFW podcast, relationship confessions, British humour, podcast debut, married couple, Patreon bonus | |||
| Sorry, I’m Tied Up & The Super Keen Virgin | Ep 19 | 26 Apr 2024 | 00:54:01 | |
From bondage excuses to overenthusiastic first-timers, this one’s full of wild contradictions. We dive into a Naughty Corner confession featuring a complicated lie, a Slippery When Wet fantasy that escalates fast, and a truly awkward Oops Wrong Hole that left us both needing a breather.
Want even more filth every week? Join us on patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks for a brand new bonus episode every Sunday — just £3/month for full access.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 02:00 Top 100 Kinks 21:00 Naughty Corner 37:20 Slippery When Wet 42:10 Oops Wrong Hole
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Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, slippery when wet, bondage fantasy, funny sex stories, NSFW podcast, British couple, Patreon bonus | |||
| Spanking in the Peg & Clive’s Thai Surprise | Ep 18 | 19 Apr 2024 | 01:00:46 | |
This episode has everything: pegging in public, an unexpected Thai dish with a side of shame, and one of the most unhinged Oops Wrong Hole stories to date. Between the Confession Booth and a Naughty Corner entry that caught us totally off guard, we also hear some of the most awkward things ever said immediately after sex. Prepare for whiplash.
Got something worse? Submit your filthy (anonymous) stories at www.IOTK.fun — we’re ready to scream on your behalf.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:45 Top 100 Kinks 24:20 Confession Booth 28:00 Naughty Corner 41:15 Oops Wrong Hole! 52:30 The Most Awkward Thing Said Post Sex
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Tags: sex podcast, pegging confession, awkward sex stories, oops wrong hole, confession booth, NSFW podcast, British couple, anonymous kink stories | |||
| Custom Dolls & Incorrect Use of Nappy Cream | Ep 17 | 12 Apr 2024 | 01:00:02 | |
We open angry and get filthier from there. From kink lists to unsettling handmade toys, this episode features a Naughty Corner confession with poor decision-making all around, a feedback section that spirals, and a Slippery When Wet that involves lube alternatives you should never use. The Oops Wrong Hole? Let’s just say: rash imminent.
Love this level of chaos? We drop a bonus episode every week for our Patreon gang — just £3/month at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Angry Intro 02:50 Top 100 Kinks 23:20 Naughty Corner 41:15 Feedback 44:15 Slippery When Wet 53:45 Oops Wrong Hole!
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Tags: sex podcast, NSFW podcast, kink confessions, slippery when wet, awkward sex stories, naughty corner, British couple, Patreon bonus | |||
| Death by Snu Snu & The Silk Sinner | Ep 16 | 05 Apr 2024 | 00:48:11 | |
This episode includes one confession that left us breathless (and not in a good way), an update from a previous wild story, and a genuinely uncomfortable Oops Wrong Hole involving a silky surprise and a lesson in reading the room. Also: snu snu. So much snu snu.
Got a story that deserves eternal cringe? Send it anonymously to www.IOTK.fun — your shame is our foreplay.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:10 Top 100 Kinks 16:40 Naughty Corner 30:25 Update 33:55 Oops Wrong Hole!
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Tags: sex podcast, oops wrong hole, funny confessions, kink stories, NSFW podcast, British humour, anonymous confession, naughty corner | |||
| The Vanishing Butt Plug & A Very Confused Grandma | Ep 15 | 17 Nov 2023 | 00:55:34 | |
A top-tier Naughty Corner confession involving disappearing toys, a quiz derailment courtesy of poor timing, and an Oops Wrong Hole that’ll have you wincing and howling at once. Oh — and a grandma gets the shock of her life. You're not ready.
Need more filth in your week? Get a whole extra episode every Sunday when you join us on patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — just £3/month for bonus chaos.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:00 Top 100 Kinks 23:50 Naughty Corner 42:40 47:00 Oops! Wrong Hole!
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Tags: sex podcast, butt plug disaster, kink confessions, funny sex stories, oops wrong hole, NSFW podcast, British couple, Patreon bonus | |||
| The Feel of Leather & The Surprising Salad Dressing | Ep 14 | 10 Nov 2023 | 00:56:25 | |
From kink lists to kitchen nightmares, this episode features a Naughty Corner entry involving an unfortunate misunderstanding with a leather-clad lover, a slippery fantasy soaked in confusion, and an Oops Wrong Hole with a tangy twist we’ll never forget. This one’s messy — in every sense.
Think yours is worse? Submit your anonymous confession at www.IOTK.fun — we live to read your chaos out loud.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:50 Top 100 Kinks 17:30 Naughty Corner 47:00 Slippery When Wet 49:25 Oops! Wrong Hole!
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Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, oops wrong hole, slippery when wet, funny sex stories, NSFW podcast, anonymous confession, British humour | |||
| Awkward Boners & Sexy Sounds | Ep 13 | 03 Nov 2023 | 00:52:18 | |
Things get weirdly arousing this week — we dive into confessions about inconvenient erections, accidental turn-ons, and a Slippery When Wet story that proves sound really is a sense of seduction. Plus: a Naughty Corner entry that absolutely ruins the mood and a thread of awkward boner stories that left us crying.
Want even more cringe and chaos? Join us on patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — one extra episode every Sunday for just £3/month.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 02:15 Top 100 Kinks 20:40 Slippery When Wet 22:15 Naughty Corner 37:30 Most Awkward Boner – A Thread
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Tags: sex podcast, awkward boners, slippery when wet, funny sex stories, kink confessions, NSFW podcast, British couple, Patreon bonus | |||
| The Baby-Faced Sofa Session & Quizzing on My Face | Ep 23 | 17 Jan 2025 | 00:48:59 | |
We kick things off with a truly questionable hookup that has us questioning facial hair age limits, dive into a Naughty Corner confession that leaves us speechless, and take on a kink quiz that gets... messier than expected. There's also an Oops! Wrong Hole that might make you swear off furniture altogether.
Want more filth between episodes? Get one bonus episode every week (and support the chaos) over at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — it’s just £3/month.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:00 Naughty Corner 21:00 Quiz on my Face 32:45 Oops! Wrong Hole 42:00 Would You Rather?
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Tags: sex podcast, baby-faced hookup, sofa sex story, oops wrong hole, kink quiz, NSFW podcast, British couple, Patreon bonus | |||
| The Unwelcome Neighbour & The Thread of Disagreement | Ep 25 | 31 Jan 2025 | 00:57:25 | |
A neighbour gets way too familiar, a story thread unravels into full-blown chaos, and Luke nearly combusts during this week’s kink quiz. Add in a multi-confession “Oops Wrong Hole” thread and a Would You Rather that genuinely divides the room — this one’s got everything.
Love the filth? Support the show and unlock weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — it’s £3/month, and your ears will thank you (or beg you to stop).
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:20 Naughty Corner 18:50 Quiz on my Face 25:15 Oops Wrong Hole! A Thread 52:20 Would You Rather?
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Tags: sex podcast, neighbour confession, oops wrong hole, funny sex stories, kink podcast, British couple, NSFW podcast, Patreon exclusive | |||
| The Selfish Pokémon Trainer & Friendly Fire | Ep 24 | 24 Jan 2025 | 00:43:34 | |
This episode features a selfish lover who catches everything except a clue, a shocking Confession Booth entry involving some unexpected “friendly fire,” and a Quiz on My Face that devolves into pure chaos (standard). There’s also a surprisingly intimate Oops! Wrong Hole that no one was emotionally prepared for.
Got a filthy story that deserves to be heard? Drop it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we’ll do the shouting for you.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:25 Naughty Corner 14:45 Confession Booth 20:00 Quiz on my Face 28:12 Oops! Wrong Hole 39:20 Would You Rather?
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Tags: sex podcast, Pokémon confession, funny sex stories, kink podcast, oops wrong hole, NSFW humour, anonymous confession, Bri tish couple podcast | |||
| The Sock Puppet of Shame & The Speed of Sperm | Ep 27 | 14 Feb 2025 | 00:49:29 | |
This one’s a wild ride from start to finish: a Naughty Corner confession involving a crusty sock and a moment of sheer panic, a chaotic kink quiz that derails into sperm science, and an Oops Wrong Hole that involves... well, unexpected acceleration.
Got a story more mortifying than this? Submit it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we won’t judge, but we will read it aloud.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:17 Naughty Corner 23:30 Quiz on my Face 30:10 Oops Wrong Hole! 44:00 Would You Rather?
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Tags: sex podcast, funny confessions, oops wrong hole, sperm facts, kink quiz, NSFW podcast, British couple, anonymous confession form | |||
| Saggy Balls & The Dirty Dildo Sucker | Ep 26 | 07 Feb 2025 | 00:47:11 | |
One listener’s dildo horror story, another’s saggy situation at an ill-timed angle, and a full Confession Booth that left us speechless. This episode includes a surprisingly wholesome Oops Wrong Hole, a quiz meltdown from Luke, and some bold Would You Rather picks you’ll be arguing about in the group chat.
Want to watch us squirm through it in real time? Catch full episodes and our reactions on YouTube: youtube.com/@ironingoutthekinkspodcast
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:35 Naughty Corner 17:05 Quiz on my Face 28:10 Confession Booth 33:25 Oops Wrong Hole! 42:45 Would You Rather?
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Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, dildo story, saggy balls, oops wrong hole, NSFW podcast, British couple, funny sex stories, YouTube podcast | |||
| Sticky Porn & Victoria Spaff Cake | Ep 28 | 21 Feb 2025 | 00:55:49 | |
From sticky secrets in shared bedrooms to an accidentally rebranded British dessert, this episode delivers filthy chaos with extra icing. Chelsea opens up about her own relationship with porn, we drop a major update (yes, that news), and Luke gets flustered mid-quiz — again. Oh, and the "Oops Wrong Hole" thread this week? Absolutely unhinged.
Want to hang out behind the scenes? Join our free Patreon tier at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — get access to polls, early drops, and filthy extras (no pressure, it’s free).
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 03:25 Top 100 Kinks 07:55 Naughty Corner 26:15 Chelsea Talks Porn 29:10 Quiz on my Face 36:50 Our Big News 41:05 Oops Wrong Hole – a Thread 51:00 Would You Rather?
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Tags: sex podcast, NSFW podcast, porn confessions, oops wrong hole, kink quiz, British humour, married couple podcast, free Patreon | |||
| Deep Throats & Peanut Poos | Ep 29 | 28 Feb 2025 | 00:52:35 | |
From gag reflex hacks to an allergic reaction in the worst possible place, this episode is a ride. Chelsea dives into the biology of deep throating, we read a confession that’ll ruin peanut butter for you forever, and Luke gets unreasonably competitive in this week’s kink quiz.
Prefer to watch the chaos unfold? See our unfiltered faces and full episodes on YouTube: youtube.com/@ironingoutthekinkspodcast
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:50 Sex Facts with Chelsea 05:45 Naughty Corner 23:20 Pulse and Cocktails Advert 24:15 Quiz on my Face 34:20 Oops! Wrong Hole 45:15 Would You Rather?
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Tags: sex podcast, deep throat tips, kink confessions, funny sex stories, NSFW podcast, peanut allergy, British couple podcast | |||
| The Demonic Vibrator & The Accidental Inhalation | Ep 30 | 07 Mar 2025 | 00:53:39 | |
We dive headfirst into squirting science, the logistics of Luke’s one-bar prison fantasy, and a Naughty Corner confession involving a vibrator so aggressive it might have been possessed. Then: a truly cursed blowjob mishap, Chelsea’s fart rant, and a Would You Rather that somehow manages to be both disgusting and insightful.
Want more chaos? Bonus episodes, behind-the-scenes filth, and unfiltered extras drop weekly at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — support the show and get your ears dirty.
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Timestamps: 01:82 What is Squirt? 06:44 Luke’s One Bar Prison 10:10 A Dream Sunday 12:04 Naughty Corner 28:00 Chelsea's Fart Rant 31:50 Quiz On My Face 37:10 Pulse and Cocktails 38:04 Naughty Corner 44:05 Would You Rather 49:39 Story in the News
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Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, vibrator disaster, funny blowjob story, NSFW podcast, squirting explained, British couple podcast | |||
| The Bloody Awful Joke and Friends With The Feels | Ep 32 | 21 Mar 2025 | 00:52:09 | |
A truly dreadful joke has Luke physically gagging, the kink quiz takes a wild turn into below-the-belt banter, and we unravel two listener confessions: one about catching unexpected feels in a casual fling, and another that’s awkward enough to make you sweat through your headphones. Got a filthy little secret? Submit it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we might just read it out loud next week. --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:30 Top 100 Kinks 11:00 Naughty Corner 32:55 Quiz on my Face 38:30 Naughty Corner 49:10 Would You Rather? --- Tags: sex podcast, kink confessions, friends with benefits, funny podcast, married couple, NSFW storytelling, British podcast | |||
| The First Time Horror Story & The Lightsaber That Hit Too Hard | Ep 31 | 14 Mar 2025 | 00:51:39 | |
We’re talking about porn — the science of it, the psychology behind it, and whether your browser history has warped your brain. Then it's on to a wildly awkward Naughty Corner confession involving a first time and some very bad luck, a kink quiz meltdown, and one of the most painful-sounding “Oops! Wrong Hole” stories we’ve ever read.
Got one worse? We dare you: www.IOTK.fun
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Timestamps: 00:00 A Begging Intro 02:40 Porn – The Science 13:00 Naughty Corner 30:55 Quiz on my Face 38:50 Oops! Wrong Hole 42:50 Would You Rather?
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Tags: sex podcast, porn psychology, kink confessions, first time story, funny podcast, NSFW, British couple podcast | |||
| The Laws of Sex and The Filthy Little Trolley | Ep 33 | 28 Mar 2025 | 00:37:46 | |
00:00 Intro 01:25 Sex Laws 10:05 Naughty Corner 22:00 Quiz on my Face 27:45 Oops! Wrong Hole! 32:45 Would you Rather? | |||
| The Vanishing Condom and The Parent Conundrum | Ep 34 | 04 Apr 2025 | 01:01:04 | |
00:00 Intro 02:40 A Thread 26:15 Naughty Corner 45:05 Quiz On My Face 50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole! 56:10 Would You Rather? | |||
| The Rude Vaper and Fuck you Gary! | Ep 35 | 11 Apr 2025 | 00:53:21 | |
00:00 Intro 01:30 The Science of Shame 08:00 Naughty Corner 26:38 Quiz on my Face 36:50 Oops! Wrong Hole! 48:15 Would you Rather? | |||
| The Unflappable Kinksters and The Bush Massacre | Ep 36 | 18 Apr 2025 | 01:04:53 | |
00:00 Intro 01:00 A Thread 10:50 Naughty Corner 35:45 Quiz on my Face 44:05 Oops! Wrong Hole! 59:30 Would you Rather? | |||
| Sneeze Powered Teleportation and The Orgasm Grenade | Ep 37 | 25 Apr 2025 | 00:52:26 | |
00:00 Intro 02:00 Naughty Corner 32:20 Quiz On My Face 39:45 Oops Wrong Hole! 49:00 Would You Rather | |||
| The Sex Myths and The Sandy Crevice | Ep 38 | 02 May 2025 | 00:51:17 | |
00:00 Intro 04:30 History of Sex 14:55 Naughty Corner 30:20 Quiz On My Face 36:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 46:10 Would You Rather? | |||
| The Human Carpet and Being Shit Scared of Tree Stump | Ep 39 | 09 May 2025 | 01:03:40 | |
Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better! Luke x 00:00 Intro 02:45 The Human Carpet 12:50 Naughty Corner 47:05 Quiz On My Face 51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 01:00:30 Would You Rather? | |||
| The Fart Symphony & Chelsea’s Naughty Confession | Ep 41 | 23 May 2025 | 01:07:03 | |
08:33 Naughty Corner 42:17 Filthy Fortunes 50:52 Confession 53:19 Oops Wrong Hole 1:02:45 Would You Rather | |||
| The Crusty Rabbit and Filthy Fortunes | Ep 40 | 16 May 2025 | 01:03:01 | |
00:00 Intro 01:45 Top 100 Kinks 14:40 Naughty Corner 39:30 Filthy Fortunes 46:30 Confession Booth 49:00 Oops! Wrong Hole! 59:05 Would You Rather? | |||
| Douching Disasters, Sauna Slip-Ups & STI Solidarity | Ep 42 | 30 May 2025 | 01:07:38 | |
This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence? We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and a powerful reminder that you're never alone. And if that wasn’t enough chaos for one episode, one listener shares their first-ever threesome experience at a sexy public sauna (spoiler: it did not go smoothly), and another tells us about a sexual encounter that quickly veered into terrifying stalker territory. Netflix, call us. Timestamps: 02:01 - Luke’s Kink 06:40 - Naughty Corner 24:24 - Last Week’s Naughty Corner Further Submissions 31:57 - Luke Shit His Pants 35:05 - Sex Toy Review 41:24 - Filthy Fortunes 45:49 - TG Follow-up 49:19 - Oops Wrong Hole 1:03:03 - Would You Rather | |||
| Sexy Trotters and the Masturbation Thread | Ep 43 | 06 Jun 2025 | 01:10:42 | |
00:55 Tinder Talk 09:00 Naughty Corner 22:30 Filthy Fortunes 29:20 Follow Ups 41:30 Am I The Asshole? 46:45 Masturbation... A thread 01:07:15 Would You Rather? | |||
| He Paid Her to Get Naked… Then Asked for More | Ep 44 | 13 Jun 2025 | 01:20:16 | |
This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one. In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner). Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah. We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain. Timestamps below: 03:44 – Submariners 08:36 – Naughty Corner 37:10 – Filthy Fortunes 43:50 – Confessions 1:01:56 – Oops Wrong Hole 1:17:43 – Would You Rather | |||
| She Kept the Condoms in the Hotel Fridge... Then Emptied Them on My Face | Ep 45 | 20 Jun 2025 | 01:04:48 | |
This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire. We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdowns we’ve ever heard. Then: – A topless holiday fantasy goes too far... – A neighbour becomes a vigilante over an affair – And the wildest kink confessions to ever land in our inbox (condoms in the fridge? Yep.) Plus: wedgies, piss play, clove cigarette smoke…. Timestamps below. Listen at your own risk. 03:00 - Naughty Corner 33:20 - Ride, Bride, Hide 43:48 - AITA 47:49 - Confession 50:15 - Oops Wrong Hole, "What's your "weirdest" kink and what about it turns you on?"
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| He Took a Butt Plug to the Eye… Then Had to Lie to His Mum | Ep 46 | 27 Jun 2025 | 01:02:09 | |
This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range from belly button fetishes to spank-happy boobs and unicorn threesome dilemmas. Then it gets properly unhinged. – A sugar baby seduces her boyfriends neighbour after getting caught out – A bedroom dungeon session ends with a butt plug to the eyeball – A listener ruins her date and his t-shirt mid-anal – And a bloke in Thailand nearly gets a surprise dick in his mouth while thinking about his ex Timestamps below. Wear headphones. You’ve been warned. 00:00 Intro 08:15 Naughty Corner 33:35 Updates and Shoutouts 38:00 Bride, Ride, Hide 44:55 Confession Booth 50:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! | |||
| I Came in the Car… Then Crashed It | Ep 47 | 04 Jul 2025 | 01:03:03 | |
From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess. We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a four-hour boner and a trip to A&E. Then it’s into the Naughty Corner, where we tackle clueless foreplay, drunk girl kinks, and the art of asking your partner not to treat you like a human alarm clock. Things only get filthier with: – A chastity submission that ends in steak, denial, and one very confused dog – A cum shot that disappeared mid-blowjob… and was found days later – Redwings earned under pressure (and a furious dad) – Shit on dicks, clown faces, and a post-sex car crash that ends in glovebox horror – Plus, Would You Rather makes a return and it’s brutal Timestamps below. Don’t listen to this one in public. 02:40 – In The News 07:43 – Naughty Corner 35:01 – Submission 39:37 – Confession 43:01 – Oops Wrong Hole 58:26 – Would You Rather | |||
| Got a Dick Piercing for the Lads… Then Tapped Out Mid Shag | Ep 48 | 11 Jul 2025 | 00:56:45 | |
From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth. We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally). We also cover the UK’s proposed ban on choking porn, and why consent and communication still matter, even in your filthiest moments. Then things get messy: – A listener gets fingered in a cathedral to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck – A guy tears his tongue during enthusiastic ass eating – The Prince Albert piercing that didn’t survive round one – And a cousin story so dirty we had to pretend it didn’t happen Would You Rather makes a sweaty return (goodbye gym?) and someone ends up with their cock on the family TV. Timestamps below. Maybe don’t listen in church.
00:00 Intro 02:30 In The News 14:25 Naughty Corner 30:20 A Confession 39:40 Oops! Wrong Hole! 51:45 Would You Rather? | |||
| He Blew Raspberries on My Clit… Then Came Like a Warhorn | Ep 49 | 18 Jul 2025 | 00:59:58 | |
We don’t know where to start with this one. There’s raspberry-blowing cunnilingus, a Grindr glow-up, and a Birmingham gangbang that ends with a bottle of poppers in someone’s eye and an Uber to A&E. This week brings: - A partner secretly running a kink page (with paid content) behind his girlfriend’s back – A confession that turns from quiet car head to full-blown toilet leash degradation – A blowjob expert with a pencil for a penis and a scream loud enough to wake the neighbourhood – Identical twin mix-ups that somehow involve cheating and innocence – And a three on one fantasy gone medically sideways, complete with weather chat mid-orgy
Also: Porn Title or Not and someone finally learns the true circumference...
Timestamps available in below. Good luck recovering from this one.
00:00 Intro 02:15 Top 100 Kinks 15:15 Naughty Corner 41:20 Porn Title or Not? 45:35 Oops! Wrong Hole! | |||
| I Squirted All Over His Xbox | Ep 50 | 25 Jul 2025 | 00:55:23 | |
Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that had parents banging on the bedroom door, this one is pure carnage. We dig into: - The new Online Safety Act and how it could change the way we all watch filth online - A workplace fling with wine, kids asleep upstairs and more regrets than orgasms - The story of a guy who ruined “yes daddy” by spitting on himself - A squirting disaster that nearly cursed an Xbox forever - And a Vegas birthday with a very awkward family twist Time Stamps 08:09 - Naughty Corner 34:12 - Lube or Lies (Game) 37:43 - Confessions 41:16 - Oops Wrong Hole | |||