Explore every episode of the podcast Intake: Cursed Devices
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Episode Thirteen This Is Your Life On Pain | 23 Sep 2025 | 00:28:33 | |
Pizza Compensation Object 122-819-014 - A Brass Skeleton Key Stolen By Retrieval Agent When Museum Security Was Distracted By Her Partner This episode contains elements of Mild Cursing, Bullying, Gaslighting, Cheating, Abuse of Power, Violence, and Madness. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong for early item reveal videos, episode trivia, and more. Item reveals videos are also on Youtube at Theduckiswrong and on TikTok at Intake_Cursed_Devices. | |||
| Episode Twelve Score Of A Lifetime | 16 Sep 2025 | 00:28:24 | |
An Earworm From A Friend Objects 210-241-987 - Four Animal Masks Found In Or Around A Mansion After A Break In And Stolen From Evidence Lockup This episode contains elements of Theft, Mild Cursing, Mild Innuendo, Brief Mention of Furries, Violence, and Gore. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong for early item reveal videos, episode trivia, and more. Item reveals videos are also on Youtube at Theduckiswrong and on TikTok at Intake_Cursed_Devices. | |||
| Episode Eleven The Shadows Are Wrong | 09 Sep 2025 | 00:28:37 | |
Returning to Work After Time Off Object 270-090-013 - A Lightbulb Saved From A Landfill Painted Black By Reprimanded Retrieval Agent Claiming ‘It Felt Wrong.’ This episode contains elements of abandonment and neglect. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong for early item reveal videos, episode trivia, and more. Item reveals videos are also on Youtube at Theduckiswrong and on TikTok at Intake_Cursed_Devices. | |||
| Episode Ten Raging Storm | 26 Aug 2025 | 00:28:19 | |
Vacation Plans Object 009-282-224 - A Hotel Keycard Purchased From An Online Group Specializing In Morbid Memorabilia This episode contains elements of violence. Nothing else, just ALOT of violence. We're going on a one week break after this episode but will return on 9/9/2025 with the second half of season one. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong for early item reveal videos, episode trivia, and more. Item reveals videos are also on Youtube at Theduckiswrong. Due to issues with Tiktok on The_Duck_Is_Wrong1 channel, Item Reveal videos on that platform are now located at Intake_Cursed_Devices. | |||
| Episode Nine Rockwellian Nightmare | 19 Aug 2025 | 00:28:29 | |
The Friendship Circle Expands Object 142-426-913 - A Bullet From A Pistol Retrieved From The Ashes Of A Barn This episode contains elements of violence, gore, a passing mention of human animal relations, grave robbing, corpse mutilation, cannibalism, confinement, and guns. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong for early item reveal videos, episode trivia, and more. Item reveals videos are also on Tiktok at The_Duck_Is_Wrong1 and Youtube at Theduckiswrong. | |||
| Episode Eight There Is No Thirteenth Floor | 12 Aug 2025 | 00:28:00 | |
A bonus and a pay raise! Object 220-281-524 - An Elevator Control Panel From A Hotel Switched Out When The Elevator Was Stopped This episode contains elements of violence, suicide, and madness. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong for early item reveal videos, episode trivia, and more. Item reveals videos are also on Tiktok at The_Duck_Is_Wrong1 and Youtube at Theduckiswrong. | |||
| Episode Seven Trad Wife Part Two | 05 Aug 2025 | 00:29:36 | |
The Reason Paired Objects Are Assigned To Senior Intake Operators. Object 231-300-925 - The Other Half’s Wedding Ring Purchased From A Grieving Family After The Death Of Their Daughter This episode contains elements of gaslighting, suicidal ideation, and violence. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong for early item reveal videos, episode trivia, and more. | |||
| Episode Six Trad Wife Part One | 29 Jul 2025 | 00:27:14 | |
The Discovery Of Paired Objects Object 870-024-120 - Man's Wedding Ring Illegally Sold By A Prison Guard This episode contains elements of glossed over sexual content, murder, and raw meat consumption. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong for early item reveals, episode trivia, and more. | |||
| Episode Five Must See TV | 22 Jul 2025 | 00:25:18 | |
Paperwork Item 017-109-250 - A Child's Blue Race Car Purchased At A Yard Sale This episode contains elements of family drama, minor animal abuse, supernatural manipulation of a child, and grief/loss. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong for early item reveals, episode trivia, and more. | |||
| Episode Four Video Killed The Influencer | 15 Jul 2025 | 00:28:57 | |
A work friend Item 232-826-204 - A film camera retrieved from (REDACTED WITHOUT CLEARANCE) This episode contains elements of violence and innuendo. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong for early item reveals, episode trivia, and more. There was a mistake with the original upload (a misclick during the final edit caused a long moment of silence at around the nine minute mark). Apologies for the error. | |||
| Episode Three Intrusive Thoughts | 08 Jul 2025 | 00:27:57 | |
A last-minute recording. Item 082-419-124: A Gold Plated Cross Necklace Freely Handed Over by a Teller at a Bank. This Episode contains elements of smoking, drinking, drinking and driving, drug use, religious/historical callousness, mild cursing, sexual content, and infidelity. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong | |||
| Episode Two She | 01 Jul 2025 | 00:27:54 | |
Convinced to stay despite misgivings. Item 104-103-199: A half-smoked cigarette found at the scene of a massacre. This Episode contains elements of human death, suicide, gore, violence, drunk driving, and smoking. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong | |||
| Episode One Night Shift | 24 Jun 2025 | 00:28:42 | |
The horrors of the first day at a new job.
Item 152-081-616: A security guard's logbook and descent into madness. This Episode contains elements of aftermath of human death, aftermath of animal death, and gore. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong | |||
| Trailer 2: Orientation | 17 Jun 2025 | 00:02:53 | |
The second trailer for Intake: Cursed Devices where we go back to the beginning and end the Masquerade. Featuring Thomas Fessenden As Harlow Wilberforce Follow us on Facebook and Instagram at TheDuckIsWrong | |||
| Season One Trailer | 01 Jun 2025 | 00:01:31 | |
We Begin With The End Follow us on Facebook and Instagram facebook.com/profile.php?id=61561327384013 https://www.instagram.com/theduckiswrong/ | |||