Helen Horbath is BACK?! 🤯 Plus, Patti Stanger, Co-Parenting & Pamela’s Valentine's Day Workout! Welcome to Idiot with Laura Clery! 🎉 Get ready for chaos, comedy, and unfiltered truth. 😱 Helen Horbath RETURNS – After 5 years MIA… where has she been?! And why is she still like this?! 😂 👩‍🏫 Pamela Pupkin x Patti Stanger – Million Dollar Matchmaker spills dating secrets. Will Pamela survive the truth? 💰👀 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 Co-Parenting Unfiltered – Laura & ex-husband Stephen get real about raising their son—no sugarcoating. 💃🔥 Pamela’s Valentine’s Day Workout – Choreographed by Janelle Ginestra, this routine is spicy, sassy, and totally ridiculous. Subscribe, listen, and let the madness begin! 🎧🎭 ✨ **THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!** 💐✨ 🔥 **HOLLER** – [Order your personalized shout-out today!](https://holler.baby/lauraclery) 🎤💖 --- 🎬 **SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE LAUGHS!** 🎬 Never miss a hilarious moment! ➡️ [Click here to subscribe](https://bit.ly/2LEwDQL) 🎉 --- 🎙 **WATCH FULL-LENGTH INTERVIEWS!** Want more? Get exclusive content & behind-the-scenes moments on **[Patreon](https://patreon.com/lauraclery)**! 💎👀 --- 📲 **FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA!** 👇 👉 **TikTok:** [@lauraclery](https://tiktok.com/lauraclery) 🎭💃 👉 **Instagram:** [@lauraclery](https://instagram.com/lauraclery) 📸✨ 👉 **Snapchat:** [Add me](https://www.snapchat.com/add/lauraclery) 👻🤣 👉 **Facebook:** [Laura Clery](https://facebook.com/laura.clery) 👩‍🎤🎭 --- 🛍 **SHOP MY MERCH!** 👕🔥 Get the latest must-have items here ➡️ [LauraClery.lol](https://LauraClery.lol) --- 📩 **CONTACT US!** For business or podcast inquiries, email us at **podcast@lauraclery.lol** 📧📢 --- 💖 **THANK YOU FOR WATCHING & SUPPORTING!** 💖 Drop a **LIKE** 👍, leave a **COMMENT** 💬, and share the **LOVE** ❤️! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alone Forever ep158 Finding Laura Clery:  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery  Episode Breakdown:   -00:18 I’ve got nothing   -00:45 Been up since 3:30 AM   -01:00 Sleep is very important   -01:40 Instead of “I have to” say “I get to”   -02:36 Talk about nothing   -02:40 Swear men for the rest of my life   -03:05 I’m not good at being a girlfriend   -03:08 I’m not good in romantic relationship   -03:49 Trying to keep this new relationship private   -04:32 It’s exhausting and frustrating   -05:11 Romantic relationship is all consuming   -05:45 I feel scarred   -06:11 Vibrator   -06:38 I feel very discourage   -06:51 I don’t know how romantic relationship looks like   -07:49 My therapist is teaching me about interdependence   -08:05 I am my source and my partner is a supplement   -08:38 My life is unmanageable   -09:10 I’m beating myself up -09:47 I’ve been very critical as a mom and a parent   -09:58 I should be a better mom, partner and artist   -10:40 I’m 11 days late for my period   -11:25 Shush yourself   -12:13 All of this is fear and selfishness   -13:45 I start donating to a non-profit organization   -14:27 What can I give today rather than what can I get   -15:28 How to deal with a family member with Dementia   -20:59 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode, Manon fearlessly opens up about her extraordinary experience of welcoming new life into the world. From the nail-biting anticipation of labor to the heart-bursting joy of cradling her newborn bundle of joy, get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughter and tears along the way! Join us as we dive into the magical world of birth, exploring the highs, lows, and everything in between. It's a story you won't want to miss! 🌟   Trigger Warning: Contains discussions about childbirth (labor, delivery, medical interventions, and emotional experiences related to giving birth)   Finding Laura Clery:  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going   -00:45 Aging is beautiful   -03:35 River Khan Carlson   -05:10 Feeling not achieving anything   -06:38 Stopped Diapers   -07:00 Women bleed a LOT   -08:02 Traumatic   -09:06 I wish my Father had hit me   -09:48 Went to the doctor   -10:00 Stress test   -10:45 Insurance   -12:19 Leaking (Fluid drops)   -13: 15 Labor Naturally   -13:27 Induced with a side attack   -14:42 Worst pain   -14:52 Orgasmic birth   -15:07 Scream for hours   -15:50 Describing contractions   -16:54 Epidural   -18:42 Induced   -19:28 Protocol   -20:04 Doula never came   -20:15 Suffer for 9 hours   -22:10 Keeping the money   -25:55 Midts of excruciating pain   -26:49 Be gone   -27:00 Very Freaky/Scary   -27:30 Never doing this again   -28:10 Trauma   -28:20 Turn the epidural off   -29:00 Birth at 9:20 PM   -29:54 Pushing the button   -30:29 Doula wants to come   -31:33 Resentful   -31:50 Self-esteem   -32:10 Personal relations   -33:15 Inventory Resentment   -35:14 Impulsive buying/getting without reading the fine print   -35:30 Rush things   -36:15 Asking help   -36:34 Do everything alone   -37:00 People pleaser   -38:19 Impulsivity serve in life   -42:30 Doing everything to be worthy of love   -43:22 Don’t put a finger in people’s mouth   -43: 45 Put beauty in your trauma   -44:40 Ingonarance is bliss   -45:00 Too hard on self   -45:25 Two weeks postpartum   -46:17 Life is life   -47:15 God speaks to you in a Whisper (Wake-up call)   -48:00 How is your brain doing   -1:01 Dealing stress   -1:08 Giving voice/expression   -1:17 Never been to the club together   -1:25 Opening hearts   -1:26 Dating app   -1:30 Feeling the pain for not reading the fine print   -1:33 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions about Manon's birth story Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is an epic episode that is pact full with issues that are super important to us like animal rights, the environment and being vegans. James has such a big story to tell and so many life lessons to share. Make sure to stay through to the end for a really conscious version of our Instagram Q & A.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -7:36 Go vegan! -18:15 Language -23:26 Greed -24:28 Cognitive dissonance  -28:16 Stephen's vegan story -31:54 Challenge22.com -45:39 Energy (plus...drugs) -57:34 Vow of silence -1:17:49 Instagram Q & A -1:28:51 Best Vegan dog food 2018 * If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yup! It's true and we're so excited to share our news with you! We've been talking about getting pregnant since August and we've finally decided to take the plunge and get ourselves knocked up. Tune in to hear all the details and how we arrived at the decision to go for it. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -7:24 Pamela Pupkin Pilot coming soon directed by Kyle Dunnigan (@kyledunnigan1), and featuring Chelcie Lynn "Trailer Trash Tammy" (@chelcielynn) & Manon Mathews (@manonmathews) -10:39 Sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group and give us all of your pregnancy advice! It's our first time! -27:56 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's part two of Manon Mathews! We had so much fun with her on the show we have MORE Manon for you. We talk about what it means to be funny, how she went viral on Vine and so much wisdom dropped on how to lean into love rather than fear.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -1:04 The life & death of Vine -21:00 Funny families & unfunny stories -32:20 Stephen's laugh & his Ellen DeGeneres crush 41:36 Instagram Q & A -1:03:20 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura and Stephen are challenging you to a diet like you've never done before! Join them as they venture into positive vibes for the next 7 days (or maybe 7 weeks?) with this super unique and healthy challenge for your brain that may just change your life. What the heck are we talking about? Tune in and soak up all the positive goodness to find out.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery And join the BRAND NEW LAURA CLERY PODCAST GROUP on Facebook. Let us know if you're taking the challenge and let's start a conversation about your favorite guests, favorite episodes, favorite prank calls, favorite queef jokes, favorite whatever! We're so excited to chat with you and get to know you better! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura and Stephen fill you in on their recent family trip, their position on obligatory dressing up for Halloween and it all kicks off with a special guided mediation by Laura. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -2:46 The most ridiculous guided meditation & gratitude -32:50 "Costumes are encouraged"  -34:57 Laura & Stephen do Portland & the "well regarded coffee community" -56:23 Foamy phone prank attempt -58:01 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Meet Laura's childhood friends, one of which is Jack McAlpin (@mrjustjack) who goes back all the way to three-year-old-preschool with Laura. They catch up on high school stories, Jack's coming-out moments, dating, transitions and a fun prank call at the end.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:52 Three-year-old-preschool -5:23 Midnight Cats -8:23 Pink Slip -11:32 Gay as Christmas -21:25 Becoming sober & saving Jack -55:23 Help Helen Smash Intervention Part One & Two -1:01:00 Granny Prank Call! -1:05:35 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Simone Shepherd (@simoneshepherd) joins the podcast and drops all kinds of knowledge from growing up in Pittsburg, Pensylvania to the crack epidemic to Kanye to being in a committed creative relationship and her start on Vine. She is as unapologetic and real as it gets and we love it. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -2:33 Theatre kids & seven types of intelligence -11:22 The Kanye problem -32:03 Vine origin story -58:14 Creative Relationships -1:08:29 Fan Q & A -1:26:01 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura jumps into bed with the controversial Perez Hilton. Literally. They record the whole thing from Perez's bed and dish on working too much, parenting, the difference between digital stars and those of traditional media and the many falling-outs and past lives.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -4:10 In bed with Perez -5:39 First gay syndicated kiss -10:45 Wants & desires -15:07 How much sex is too much?  -17:36 Lada Gaga falling out -26:38 Regrets & shame -27:45 (Gay) Dating in L.A -39:00 Digital vs. traditional fame -1:13:24 Famous falling out's -1:29:17 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Special guest Jennette McCurdy (@jennettemccurdy) joins the show and holds nothing back in this episode breeching topics of how she got her start, to how she lost her mom, dating in L.A and needing to drink more water.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -1:51 The Science of Creativity & Happiness -9:15 How we met Jennette  -10:56 Daddy stories -15:19 SAG by seven -30:00 Turning pages & new careers -41:58 We're all addicted -1:06:00 Panic attack by podcast (our podcast to be exact) -1:25:12 Fan Q & A -1:30:45 Hat's off -1:34:24 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Moby like you've never seen him (heard him) before. The stories he tells go way beyond the music as he dives deep with Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton into what it means to be human, what happens after this life, the craziness that is comedy these days, his origin story and just a few funny things about porn.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -1:20 Moby's beginnings & three big breaks -17:23 Music, addiction & cross addiction -20:57 The power of the universe & service -32:48 Creativity doesn't have to be perfect -39:10 Comedy club stories -51:34 Universal theory -55:23 How we've all made porn? -56:21 "I was a dominatrix for a day" -1:02:10 Q & A from Instagram fans! -1:10:47 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Have you ever wondered what your biggest regret will be? I’m wildly curious about my Mom’s past so we’re diving into her regrets, dating history, and best pieces of Motherly advice. We’ll also bond over our family drama and hometown scandals. So prepare to learn about all the trouble I got into as a kid.      Trigger Warning: Suicide & depression    Finding Laura Clery:  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going   -00:06 A sweet serenade    -1:00 Butthole kisses    -1:11 My mom is back to learn new slang terms    -3:00 The truth behind my mom’s book club    -5:00 Mom’s biggest life regrets, Trigger warning: Suicide & depression     -8:30 Dealing with family    -10:00 Mom’s biggest joy    -11:30 Sister time!   -14:09 Giving advice to our younger selves    -16:36 My arrest record    -18:30 Hometown scandals    -21:48 Getting into detective work    -23:30 Just cancel me already!    -26:06 PSA   -27:48 My Mom’s mafia ties    -33:00 Fighting for love (literally)    -38:37 Mom’s most important life lesson    -42:19 The time I almost burnt everything     -45:00 The hardest part about raising me    -48:50 Adult slumber parties>>   -49:57 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions about Motherhood for my Mom    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chelcie is the epitomy of confidence. Catch a deep conversation about what it means to not give a sh*t with grace, to draw the line at farting in her face and how to always put the fans first. One of our most down-to-earth guests who will do anything to make you laugh.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -1:18 Confident Chelcie -9:05 The creative lull -15:51 The birth of Trailer Trash Tammy -23:39 Jobby jobs -33:22 First time stage experience -37:20 Social media is where we wanna be -54:47 Comedy is not the enemy -1:03:56 Joints as gifts -1:06:13 Q & A from Instagram fans! -1:19:22 Dinner with Al Pacino -1:35:07 "It was a push-out fart" -1:40:49 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Special comedic and talented guest Kyle Dunnigan joins Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton on the podcast and not only do they have matching pugs Olive and Oliver but they share similar philosophies on manifestation, breaking habits, theatre school and Instagram. They save the best for last with an epic tag team prank call to round out this episode.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -3:36 American Accents -6:47 Kyle Dunnigan IS The King of Instagram @kyledunnigan1 -7:35 Kyle's comedy life choices -12:22 Breaking habits, brain boss and Miracle Morning -22:00 Billy Joel manifestation "because AIDS" (video of this moment on Kyle's instagram) -32:00 Olive & Oliver pug party @fettypug -42:21 Shamy theatre school exercises -1:05:32 Hollywood successful fails (unless you're Stephen Hilton) -1:16:04 Fan Q & A -1:19:43 Tag Team Prank Calls!! -1:37:21 Dog truth -1:38:50 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gareth Reynolds joins the podcast with Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton. Get ready to laugh-out-loud until your face hurts with Gareth's take on the entertainment industry, podcasting, comedy, family, British citizenship and famous pets. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -2:21 How Gareth Reynolds met Stephen Hilton -6:03 Famous Pets. Follow @fettypug -7:39 Gareth's origin story -9:47 British citizenship -16:05 Dating  -24:43 Comedy beginnings -29:22 Funny pilot flop stories -42:12 Podcasting is freeing -45:07 Family approval -47:58 Dennis Haskins is insta-famous @realmrbelding -58:20 The Real Wedding Crashers  -1:13:13 Instagram Q & A for Gareth  -1:19:25 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The infamous and hilarious Brittany Furlan joins Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton on the show. They talk what it means to be a pretty girl in the comedy scene online, the difficulty of keeping sane through it all and much more. Listen in as they dive deep into their worlds of social media and online creations.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro  -0:54 How Brittany Furlan found Laura Clery  -2:33 Don't lead with the pretty and not commit to the funny -7:26 Furlan went to fashion school -11:10 "I got a zima and a good personality" -12:06 How Brittany started in stand-up then made it to Vine -15:20 Panic attacks and the dark side of comedy -18:48 Brittany turned down Saturday Night Live -28:27 Youtube haters & Tommy Lee -53:20 Pretty friends & fillers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Special guest Manon Mathews joins Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton as they talk all things inspirational, creating on digital media platforms, and being funny ladies. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:55 Meet Maron Mathews @ManonMathews- Comedianne (or is it comedian?) -1:43 Dogs are men & women too -6:43 The first time Laura saw Manon in a coffee shop -7:30 Ideas- do it now -12:22 Laura & Manon are aligned in every way -17:53 "The Book of More-Men" -36:53 Inspiration, manifestation, & living your purpose -45:17 Neuro-linguisitc Programming -1:09:40 Outro   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery's mom is in town and she reveals it all in this special episode about family and the things that are important in life. Of course, there are also stories about Laura's childhood pranks, Q & A from Instagram and Stephen's singing.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:30 Special guest Laura Clery's mama!" -2:07 Freak out Girl! - Comedy video -13:47 Getting to know Laura's mom -48:20 Instagram Q & A -1:14:44 Outro   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

O.G Youtube star Grace Helbig joins Laura & Stephen on the show. They talk about Grace's beginnings, from Jersey, to New York to Los Angeles, and how her digital legacy began. Also talking all things behind-the-scenes of being a digital creator from burn-out to criticism and how to handle it all.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:40 Laura Clery's mom introduces! -2:46 Grace Helbig everybody!! -4:02 Pugs with no jobs -7:24 Flippers are not what you think they are -8:12 Grace Helbig IS Miss Congeniality -13:34 Jersey Girl Grace -18:30 Panic at the Subway -22:08 Begind-the-scenes of being Youtube famous & click bait culture -37:50 Rise & grind digital workday -42:20 Addicted to social media -44:30 Creator burn-out & criticism -55:47 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton have upped their video release game times two recently and they've reaped the benefits of going viral week after week. All that success leads to some well deserved rest to avoid the burn out and to reconnect with what really matters.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -2:10 Look for Grace Helbig next week on the podcast -3:26 Laura & Stephen are officially trying to have a baby! -4:50 Digital creation burn-out -6:55 Perez Hilton should be a guest on our podcast -8:52 More on how digital success does not equal happiness but it's definitely meaningful work -16:33 Kristen Johnson is responsible for creating Laura's Instagram account -24:00 Creativity Jams with Suzanne Whang -30:27 What do you call your penis or vagina Instagram answers -36:29 Hilarious Granny florist prank call! -47:14 Tweet @lauraclery for prank call ideas -47:40 Outro   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery talks multitasking and answers instagram queastions on the eve of her birthday. Tune in to find out more about her supposed surprise party. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -1:20 Stephen Hilton sings Laura an upsetting song -5:15 TIME The Science of Happiness + multitasking -9:53 Intagram fan questions and answers -21:55 The Illusion of Free Will by Sam Harris -27:52 Disturbing Snapchat Filters -30:50 This podcast is a behind-the-scenes look -35:07 Alan! (lost pets) -37:11 Laura's Surprise Birthday party! -46:19 Addicted to fame -56:47 Outro   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton both started out in entertainment via a different route. In this episode they tell stories of their beginnings, how becoming the creator caused Laura to never look back and all the funny things in between.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:28 Instagram vs. Facebook videos -1:43 Misheard lyrics -3:41 Mmmm Potatoes video -7:57 South Park is such an inspiration -14:36 WTF is a show runner -21:08 How Laura Clery became a creator -31:55 Stephen Hilton's full story -34:41 The birth of Idiots Inc. & inspirational words around trusting yourself -44:00 You said "Katchin" -49:04 Upcoming guest: Grace Helbig -50:31 Outro, special songs you don't want to miss + cats don't have last names   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who let Mackenzie Barmen onto the podcast? I think she just broke into my house. Since she’s here, we’ll test out my psychic abilities, get real about my life when I first moved to LA, and learn what silent sex is really like. We’ll chat all about our feelings on CBD vs. THC, our near death experiences in hot yoga, and Mackenzie’s wild drive from New York to LA. Heads up, first impressions and cheating boyfriends will all be revealed.    Finding Laura Clery:  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going   -1:00 I’m here with Mackenzie Barmen    -1:42 My guest wants to leave   -2:20 Sex stuff first    -7:02 The worst types of people    -10:00 Driving across the country    -15:26 Mackenzie’s career journey    -18:56 Our creative process revealed    -21:09 Silent sex   -26:00 Unfaithful dog   -28:57 Once a cheater, always a cheater?    -38:38 The narcissistic checklist, comment your trauma below      -44:20 The WILDEST breakup story    -52:00 One woman show is coming soon!   -53:30 Is it finally time for me to get canceled?     -1:08:00 Manifest with us    -1:10:41 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your favorite thing about Mackenzie    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This podcast episode took 4 attempts to make, but we did it! And we're grateful and excited to share this conversation with you about happiness, sobriety, and funny stories about all of it.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro (please excuse the crazy sound glitches in the first 7 minutes). -2:13 Podcast attempt number 4.  -3:20 Hilarious comedian wants out Help Helen Smash Facebiik Group -4:31 Funny story you won't believe about The Dollop Podcast and Fetty Pug.  -9:25 Family trip and "disease factories" survived.  -12:18 What kind of guests do want to hear on the podcast? Let us know in the iTunes comments. -13:08 Demonitized for new Help Helen Smash video -17:38 Logan Paul & other digital creators also losing monetization. -22:17 Inspirational Tony Robbins publicly "missed the point of #metoo movement" -25:46 More scandal stories around older men missing the point -26:43 Strange death stories involving celebrities & social media -29:46 A dose of inspiration & the power of gratitude -32:52 Stephen Hilton's uncomfortable yoga story -35:51 Funny sponsor story & understanding the steps to getting & staying sober -46:04 Laura Clery on Practicing Happiness -56:03 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready to pee your pants with this epic hilarious culmination of pranks from some of our best podcast episodes. Enjoy! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Helen Horbath calls Billy from Episode 14, Help Helen Smash Facebook Group + Funny Prank Calls -1:17 Intro -3:44 Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance  -13:08 Wal-Mart prank call as Heather, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance  -15:05 Wal-mart is actually the police department...from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance  -15:47 Cliff's voicemail from Wawa, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance  -17:50 Helen Horbath calls Gamestop, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance  -21:17 Helen saw Granny at The Marriot, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery  -25:20 Chinese lady wants a voice a lesson, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery  -25:58 Wendy's does NOT take reservations, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery  -27:12 Little Debbie is a savage, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery  -28:47 Granny Horbath calls a strip club, from Episode 19, Behind-The-Scenes of the Helen Horbath Facebook Hate Group  -31:56 Epic Helen Mother's Day prank call, from Episode 21, Hilarious Helen Horbath Prank Call -43:23 A singing pizza order, from Episode 24, Hilarious Prank Call + Viral Work Week -46:56 outro   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton go to Vidcon, though they might be just a bit tired, they still share with you all of the fun comedy meetings and performances from the event as well as a little visit from Kim Kardashian.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Kim Kardashian dreams of dinosaurs -0:41 Vidcon exhausted -3:50 Little Fetus shoot with Lala Milan -5:36 Oliver is a Diva -8:46 Special guests on the podcast coming soon! -9:33 Laura Clery's friend is the queef of the party -12:32 Vidcon was fun! We met Comedy Central; Facebook said "we're crushing it"; funny LIVE Pamela Pumkin Performances -21:23 Kim Kardashian "Bible Swears" -28:49 Hey fans! Who do you want to hear on the podcast? Leave us a comment on iTunes! -29:33 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The ups & downs of a digital lifestyle is explored with Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton as they approach Vidcon, ride the wave of their recent viral videos and discuss what it means to find happiness. And a bonus Skype call with Stephen's British family! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -1:19 Skype with Stephen's British family -13:16 Help Helen Smash Group on Facebook -14:31 Pamela Pumpkin Kegel Video -16:57 Our mission to make millions of people laugh out loud -20:31 Comedy inspiration -22:13 Lost Connections by Johann Hari -35:43 Vidcon is coming! -41:54 Podcast live show coming to Texas in August! -42:58 UTI's suck  -47:31 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton talk about Anthony Bourdain, sobriety, and the podcast. Finishing up with the funniest and sexiest prank call you've ever heard. Get ready to laugh out loud.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:58 Anthony Bourdain + sobriety -4:02 Social media is like a drug -9:24 "Amazing inspiring women" that are addicted to feeling great! -11:34 The Bachelor version of Ivy -13:20 Being candid in the podcast & in Laura's upcoming book -14:44 "Stop listening to the podcast" -16:41 "Don't take your winkie out on Facebook" -20:34 Fears of pet cats getting smashed  -25:23 Calling Eve & planning for Pamela Pumpkin sketch -35:22 Behind-the-scenes idea for Pamela Pumkin video -42:09 Prank "sex" Call -52:09 Outro   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery & Stephen Hilton have a conversation about how to live a positive lifestyle through the ups and downs of being a digital creator. They also know how to make a comeback with some crazy hilarious videos they released this week. And don't miss a funny prank call at the end that is different than any prank call you've ever heard.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:23 Adulting with adults with kids -1:15 Work week vibes and "The Youngest Flexer in the Century"& "Kardashians Try Not To Laugh" -6:38 Coffee is crack -10:56 Being real on the web -14:07 Susie's the best -17:17 L.A neighbors make films -18:20 UTI problems -19:08 Staying up during the lows -23:25 Couple therapy  -34:08 Tell us what you want to hear in the podcast, leave a comment please! -34:19 Epic prank calls -46:40 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton squeeze in an episode before heading out to a Memorial Weekend party. They have a conversation about being vegan, their pug Oliver, funny family stories and of course, a hilarious prank call with a motel that will have you laughing out loud. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:43 Stephen & Laura are #twining for this Memorial Weekend party -3:19 Epic motel prank call -17:28 They're late to a party and health food is their only vice -18:37 Don't judge our vegan dog Oliver -26:42 "The things I have to do to make my dad say he's proud of me" (Laura) -33:26 Don't look at your phone at the Clery dinner table! -39:00 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Stephen Hilton's & Laura Clery's six year wedding anniversary! They celebrate by jumping on social media to go live on Facebook and give relationship advice to fans asking questions on the comments feed. They also give a little-behind-the-scenes insight to how Stephen got his green card.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:28 Be Here Now by Ram Dass -1:08 It's our 6 year Wedding Anniversary! (May 17th) -2:14 That time when Stephen got deported...almost. -10:13 Stephen pist off Kim Kardashian -12:47 Going live on Facebook! -15:00 Live relationship advice -34:31 Stephen's Facts Time!  -40:16 Stephen loves Kanye West (despite his pills problem) -43:51 The addiction problem amongst entertainers  -49:39 Happiness is an inside job -51:32 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The funniest Helen Horbath prank call you've EVER heard, plus Laura Clery considers taking the podcast live! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -1:51 Dic-Kuawn! -3:15 "You called me" -Helen -5:47 Going Live on Facebook! -6:35 Going on tour with the podcast -10:50 Speaking at AA meetings -12:17 Life is scary! AHHHH! -13:46 Epic Helen Mother's Day prank call! -30:21 Byeeee Facebook live -31:03 Vidcon live performance- "Tell us what you want to see!" -32:50 Watermelon Song! -35:31 "I got a free juicey" -39:19 You're all gonna die -40:58 "You're having a fucking baby, cool!" -42:50 Tell us what you want us to do for the Live podcast in the iTunes comments -42:49 Outro   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery talks about the Kim Kardashian effect, what's to come for Helen Horbath and Pamela Pumpkin, and getting banned from Facebook...AGAIN! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Intro -0:20 Game show baby -3:19 The Kardashian Effect -7:29 Sick on the job & Pillow Commercial -9:59 Fan Q's! -16:12 ASMR -17:40 Banned from Facebook...AGAIN! I blame Kanye West. -19:00 Live on Instagram instead. -21:23 Hello Pamela! -22:08 The Sack Tap -25:18 Laura "Celery" -28:29 Stephen's embarrassing story -31:55 More Q's! -32:58 Helen pops in -35:31 The Predator movie score! -38:21 Intense pussy -43:17 Stephen drops time theory knowledge. BOOM! -45:21 No hair & make-up -51:12 Animated Helen -53:16 Cats & dogs -53:56 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Am I having an identity crisis? Will I figure it out by the end of this episode? Probably not– but Paulie Siegel is going to try. She’s a social worker, addiction specialist, and mindfulness practitioner who will share the driving force behind her life, how to never suffer again, and where she thinks my anxiety truly comes from…You’ll discover the things that excite me in my 30’s, what keeps me going, and how I feel about healing my inner child.    Finding Laura Clery:  Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00  Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going   -1:08 This is Paulie Siegel, social worker, addiction specialist, and mindfulness practitioner    -1:41 The moment I figured out who I was    -3:40 How I handle insecurities    -5:53 Am I canceled yet?    -11:39 My anxiety     -14:05 Why I think we’re all addicts (yes, everyone)    -18:08 The time I ran away    -22:00 Therapy on camera    -28:40 The day Paulie found Laura    -33:55 My scary dating history    -38:52 Starting our inner child work   -1:04:00 How I’m setting boundaries with the people in my life    -1:07:00 Masterbate or die    -1:10:13 Listen to Shit talking Shrinks    -1:13:37 Paulie’s hot take & crazy past    -1:17:05 Go check out Paulie Siegel & her show Shit talking Shrinks    -1:21:00 My dream podcast guest…   -1:22:37 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton have a behind the scenes conversation about their dramatic morning walk and the Helen Horbath Facebook Hate Group. Finishing up with funny prank calls. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.36 Stephen is Ike Turner! -0.49 If Laura was a dominatrix... -1:11 "Helen is my sexual exploration outlet" -2:13 "People tell us ALL their sex stories" -4:25 Help Helen Smash HATE group?! WTF?! -14:21 Facebook Live! -14:35 What's up with Kayne West -16:35 What we saw on our Hour Power Walk -16:41 Poor woman being restrained on the street -24:21 People love to be offended -31:13 Prank Calls! -35:54 Strip Club prank -41:03 Some Fan Q's -43:20 Chinese food prank -46:47 Poppy -49:04 Listen to our best of! (Episode 18) -50:36 Funny end to that "poor-woman-story" -52:23 Vocal Fry Kardashian -53:21 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the "Best of the Laura Clery Podcast" episode! Get ready for a hilarious ride through episodes 1-15. I hope you enjoy this mash-up of some of our funniest moments.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.19 It's a "best of" episode! -3:30 Episode 1 mash-up -4:42 Episode 2 mash-up -5:16 "Holly's toot it & boot it beliefs" Episode 3 -6:04 "Kids are disease factories" Episode 4 -6:57 "THE CAR!" Episode 5 -7:44 "Grey's Anatomy Pug" Episode 6 -8:19 "I love my vagana" Episode 6 -10:02"What if Pamela & Helen!" Episode 7 -10:26 "Pamela Pumpkin Saves the World" Episode 7 -11:40 "Workout with the Lord" Episode 7 -12:27 "Give me my cat, man!" Episode 8 -12:59 "Valentine's Day Workout" Episode 9 -13:34 "Yoga class with the Horbaths" Episode 9 -14:00 "Russian landlord ladies" Episode 10 -14:49 "Dic-kuawn and Trish + Penelope" Episode 11 -16:07 "Itchy Vagana" Episode 12 -16:47 "Dic-kuawn & friends" Episode 13 -17:36 "Prank CAAALLLSSS!" Episode 14 -18:24 "Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath" Episode 15 -19:47 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton interview Alan R. Green, an actor you may have seen on their viral workout videos with Pamela Pumpkin. They cover everything from relationship advice to old Hollywood stories. Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.37 Mutual masturbation... -2:56 New Help Helen Smash Episode "Granny Goes On A Date" coming soon!! -3:20 Alan who you may know from the Get Fit With The Lord videos! -6:05 Instagram Live -6:35 Taking Q's -14:28 Easter nails are SO Easter-y -25:53 Live with @mouthbreather  -31:40 Keep listening to find out what Alan had 200 of....! -31:42 Alan Green is in the Mother F$*king building! -37:44 The Exorcist story -42:05 The big reveal... -45:11 Divorced men are the best kept secret -49:07 Cocaine with Farrah Fawcett -50:27 The Karen Black story -52:39 Alan's 2nd wife -55:36 Alan on the key to a happy marriage -57:06 Alan on the most important things in life -1:03:20 Alan on getting older -1:05:00 Alan on death -1:07:26 Alan's biggest fight -1:08:13 Alan's 3 pieces of life advice -1:09:45 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Don't miss these funny prank call ideas Laura Clery comes up with featuring Helen Horbath and her granny.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.20 "And we're off!" -3:03 Thanks for all the downloads of Episode 15!  -3:35 Laura doesn't like facials -4:25 Stephen DOES like facials  -11:05 Breaking up: Cold hard truth or sweet sweet lies. Thoughts? -14:55 L.A is a place where dinner leads to fist-cuffs -19:04 1-800-sex-calls -24:28 Let the FB Live prank calls begin! -37:53 Wendy's does NOT take reservations. Smh. -43:09 Little Debbie is a savage -47:16 Dollar Store Dildos -50:10 Helen saw Granny at The Marriot -57:41 Chinese french fries -1:00:46 You don't want to miss this Helen prank call!! -1:06:49 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Another Facebook Live episode!! Starting with special (impersonated) guests: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Jennifer Coolidge and Helen Horbath. The funniest prank calls to Wal-Mart, Gamestop, an old folks home and someone's brother named Cliff who really wants to work at the Wawa! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.27 Kim Kardashian meets Helen! -7:12 Kourtney Kardashian be lookin' for Kim... -7:50 I heart Jennifer Coolidge -9:06 Going Live on Facebook! -9:49 SIIICCK! Laura got hit on in her Insta Live  -12:38 We be prank callin'!! -15:28 Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath -27:48 Wal-Mart prank call as Heather -30:52 Wal-mart is actually the police department... -34:11 Cliff's voicemail from Wawa -38:48 Gamestop prank call -45:00 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You may know this already if you watched the Facebook live but...this episode was LIVE! Lots of interaction with fans, some stories and of course, some prank calling attempts with some surprises from Helen.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.52 ASMR Fetish -2:42 Join the Help Helen Smash Facebook Group -4:13 Going LIVE! -4:42 The Horbath's (future) Spiritual Retreat -6:28 Did you know there are two "N's" in the alphabet...? -7:57 "My mom keeps getting banned for watching my videos" -12:05 Q & A's from Live viewers -17:36 Helen & the Horbath's Road movie anyone?? -22:55 "Heather is basically me & all my sisters" -26:36 Stephen wanted a puppy (Enter:Oliver) -31:15 A twenty-town-tour! -38:58 Silly Stephen Stories -42:01 And then there was Pumpkin...Pamela Pumpkin -48:27 "If you're bored you're boring!" -50:11 Prank CAAALLLLSSS!!! -1:08:56 "Message the New Help Helen Smash Facebook Group with your numbers & names to prank! 1:11:23 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The fan-painting mystery solved! Attempted prank phone calls that amount to a call-back from @jus_jacques (<--but really, go follow him and make him famous. Even though his insta is boring). Oh! And banned from Facebook! Whaaa??! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.50 Poor fat Alan -10:19 Fan-painting mystery solved! -15:26 Mrs. Middleton -16:48 Prank call attempts -19:53 Dic-kuawn & Friends -26:18 Hey everybody, help us with a character name for Stephen's taint!!  -27:05 @jus_jacques calls back! -53:01 Laura's been Facebook banned! -54:53 #KardashianEffect -1:02:19 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Recorded on International Women's Day 2018, Laura and Steeephen breech topics from 5-year-olds giving tech tutorials to sunburns to queefing to spirituality to The Bachelor to fan art and a special pop in from beloved "Dic-kuawn".  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.29 Self-producing is a hard-knock life -3:05 Tech tutorials by 5-year-olds -5:18 Parenting advice by pug-parents -6:50 What's a sunbed? -9:07 Sunburns are the worst! -9:18 Itchy Vagana -11:26 Hey Listeners! "What's a sun stroke?" Answer in comments please! -12:10 You can't monetize queefing  -14:42 International Women's Day- REVISED "I love my Vagana" -16:07 "Smooth ride" -16:46 I'M SO HUNGRY! -18:08 Morning meditations -23:17 Wall fiasco -29:07 Stephen's Dad impersonation -31:51 Spiritual Dads -35:28 You get what you believe -36:59 Priest costume -39:09 The Bachelor "Do you guys watch The Bachelor?" Answer in comments please! -46:37 Fan art mystery -51:13 Dic-kuawn peeps in -58:15 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura reminisces about her past characters, creates some very intriguing new characters that involve parts of Stephen he's not exactly comfortable with and talks to her imaginary friend "Christina".  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -019 Adam & Eve discount code: STEPHEN or STEVEN  For 50% off 1 item + free shipping in the U.S & Canada  *Some exclusions apply. 100% satisfaction guaranteed.  -2:05 Age differences = different film references -3:12 Oliver & Stephen's matching outfits -3:44 Glass houses -5:02 Facebook premium show = tables have turned -6:42 Vegan cafe coffee nazis -8:44 Aspiring waitress actress -11:42 Who the f$*k is Christina? -12:57 "Your face is nice" -15:28 Bingity bong bong -17:03 Iggy Azalea the Austrailian rapper... -18:32 #ADDParody -19:01 Unscripted -19:45 How do you want to see Helen progress?! Leave a comment!! -20:26 Pamela Pilot coming soon -22:20 A female Napoleon Dynamite  -23:36 Hollywood blvd shenanigans -28:20 Hungry Series -30:44 Female Comedy Creators Panel with Hannah Hart & Ashley Perez -31:57 Sleeping in....the struggle is real -33:26 Blissful Alan -35:41 Dic-kuawn and Trish + Penelope -44:41 Waking up is still scary -46:33 Neil Young siting! -47:07 Fan Q's -52:16 Outro -53:42 ....Producers surprise     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who knew Stephen pisses on the floor, loves russian landlords and hip-hop music? Okay, you'll just have to listen.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.19 Adam & Eve discount code: STEPHEN or STEVEN  For 50% off 1 item + free shipping in the U.S & Canada *Some exclusions apply. 100% satisfaction guaranteed. -2:19 "No you go first" -3:50 Poor Oliver -4:43 Mating in Captivity & unsolicited advice  -9:13 Horders be cray -18:30 Stephen loves hip hop -22:57 "What's a little piss on the floor!" -25:20 Russian landlord ladies -29:48 Coming to America -32:29 Helen's progression: Prosthetic? Animation? or Hybrid?? -38:38 Holly Butcher's Viral Facebook Letter "Give, give, give!" -42:48 Questions from fans -47:42 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do your mental muscles ever need a break? Mine really do, so I’ve invited mindset expert and hypnotist Ricky Kalmon onto the show. Prepare yourself for his mind-bending workouts with some brainy hand and foot exercises, proving that anything is possible with a bit of focus (and humor). I’ll get Ricky to spill the biggest secret of all time, as we contemplate the lowest low I’ve ever faced…  Finding Laura Clery:  Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery  Episode Breakdown: -00:00 I’m here with Ricky Kalmon, growth mindset expert, motivational speaker and celebrity hypnotist  -00:01 Make sure to follow and leave a comment -3:00 Ricky’s first, life changing experience with hypnosis  -6:48 hypnosis vs. addiction?   -11:36 Ricky’s biggest secret  -13:00 When I decided to turn my life around  -16:45 How our brains really work  -18:00 Big secret reveal  -19:30 Daily tools to hypnotize yourself  -21:18 My lowest point -25:00 Verbal vomit  -41:00 Our brains needs updating too  -50:00 Finding my purpose (again)  -55:00 Mindset exercises  -59:30 How to change the way you think  -1:01:21 Witness magic -1:08:25 The power of your calendar  -1:13:22 Make sure to follow and leave a comment & download Ricky’s app -1:17 Read Leverage Your Mindset   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura discusses the release of her new Valentine's Day Workout video, the existence of addiction and...queefs. With a surprise appearance from the Horbaths.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Stinky Oliver...Stinky Stephen -3:07 Memory Foam Pillow Commercial -4:22 Sir Stephen Falls-a-lot -5:57 We fancy in our new house! -8:38 And our veterinarian drives a Ferrari -11:10 Judgy pet parents -12:40 Valentine's Day Workout -12:55 "Sleep in Laura, life is scary!" -15:50 Internet Trolls -22:59 Eve is famous Fast Forward to "behind the scenes" -27:34 Ricky Gervais Story -29:35 Brittany Furlan  -30:39 Laughter IS the best medicine -32:55 We need addicts in the world -35:53 Hans Zimmer, Stephen and high stress -39:25 "I make people laugh" -43:14 Alcoholic Bees -45:56 Helen & Stealing Grannies -49:11 Yoga class with the Horbaths -52:30 Future podcast guests -56:02 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Living in L.A can be interesting to say the least... As Laura and Stephen gear up to move into their new home they recall stories of homes past. Crackheads, methheads and metal heads...little people, parties, missing cats, vegan homeless and convict cleaning services...they've had it ALL.  Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -1:19 Eurpoean Curtains -4:04 "My memory sucks dick" - thanks drugs -6:07 "Wines World" -7:46 Can you be an alcoholic wine taster & stay sober? -8:34 The Brits have better phrases -9:48 Kardashian Drapes -10:38 Laura and Stephen's Sex Tape -11:33 My mom thought I moved here to become a porn star -15:47 The Convict Cleaner Mystery -30:13 The Mayor of Laurel Canyon -31:57 Day 3 Crackheads -33:25 "Give me my cat, man!" -34:41 Nicole Kidman crack calls -36:48 Hollywood Homeless be fancy -44:33 Crazy werk week + MOVING! -45:27 Outro   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get a blast from the past of old characters unseen, Helen Horbath and Pamela Pumpkin make their appearance and future-character-play possibilities! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.30 Video podcast!!! -0.45 Abandoned recording -1.05 "I don't know how to podcast..." -1:40 Naked podcast promo -2:00 F*#k Fear! -2:35 Tony "Horbath" Robbins -3:05 Gigantism  -4:45 Tony says hug your neighbor -5:40 Pamela Pumpkin Saves The World -6:50 Workout With The Lord -8:20 "That sh*t's not my fault" -9:40 Laura had an SNL audition tape -10:00 Character Graveyard -12:30 "I'm just a sweet girl" -13:20 Mr. Asif -14:15 Fear of Funny -14:50 Stephen bangs clowns -15:25 Everybody stalks -16:00 Stephen's 11yr old crush was Ellen Degeneres! -16:45 Block my "wanted" boyfriend -18:55 "Have you seen my cousins mugshots?" -19:30 "Good thing I got arrested as a kid" -20:00 "Lets get me arrested!" (again)  -20:30 Reverse rape funny? -23:10 Uh-oh...video -24:00 Pamela & Roger Healthy Tip -30:35 Fan Questions -32:20 Helen! -34:45 "The dog" (Oliver) -35:05 More Q's -36:10 More Helen! -38:20 What if Pamela & Helen! -40:15 Moving in 2 weeks -41:15 The crazy mansion across the street -43:35 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices