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We have a very speical episode today with our friend crew in LA. We smushed on this little couch so we could all be closer and so we could talk sh*t about eachother. Enjoy! Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY  #rulapod Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are looking back at old movie franciehses, frankly we are tired of them and all their dam remakes. Please give us more oringal IP for once, please!!! Anyways toodaloo, enjoy! Go to https://Quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Go see Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 2:02 Star Wars 4:09 Harry Potter 6:21 Lord of the Rings 8:03 Game of Thrones 12:02 Star Wars 19:41 Hunger Games 24:22 American Horror Story 30:54 What Franchise should be made? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are reading some more comments! Leave some more on this episode, enjoy! Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on the podcast we have Atsuko! We chat about the orca’s (for longer then everyone wanted), how we would survive in the wilderness, what Nick thinks free range chickens mean and much more. Enjoy! Download the Poshmark app and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 - Intro 0:22 - We HAVE to free the orcas 1:24 - Free Willy? 2:41 - The orcas finding a sanctuary 6:15 - Can I See your nails? 6:27 - Would you live in NY? 7:07 - Tokyo vs NYC 8:16 - Where do you want to Retire? 9:15 - Going camping 9:41 - Nick scares our guest 11:34 - We should go on a camping trip 12:42 - Who is gonna start the fire? 14:41 - Free range chicken 22:03 - Nick finds out what free range really means 29:35 - Know what everyone thinks of you or never know? 30:58 - Eating in Silence vs Eating while Yelling 34:40 - Wake up 10 years in the future vs 10 years in the past 40:03 - Skip lunch forever or Skip dessert forever? 40:56 - We all have demons 43:51 - Atkusos Bad Yelp Review 45:58 - Ranking countries from Shyest to Livelist 53:34 - What would your last meal be? 53:37 - Favorite US City to perform in? 53:51 - Favorite Country Singer? 54:09 - Money no object, Vacation tomorrow, Where to? 54:23 - Favorite Color 54:48 - Any other job besides comedy? 55:05 - What sport did you play? 55:50 - Favorite Comedian? 56:19 - Has anyone wronged you? 57:58 - Were in couples therapy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are talking about some more What would you do scenarios. Let me tell you, you must stay until the end because ive never seen Matteo this hard before. It was an absoulety insane ending to an episode. Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 1:10 Waking Up 4 inches taller 8:13 Costume for one year 11:51 You find out your friend group has a separate group chat 12:55 You wake up in Twilight 13:42 A comet is heading towards earth 22:17 Dropped off on an island 25:39 Devastating Scenario 38:33 Bob decides their fate 40:49 Nick calls his mom to see who she would pick 43:25 Matteo's mom calls in Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are back with another episode of trying to understand the younger generations! We are really trying to understand gen alpha even though we don’t know any of them. The internet is an interesting place. Does anyone even read these? Hi it’s Chris just tipity typing away…hehehehe. Anyways, tooodaloo! Head to https://factormeals.com/inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Hello! 1:58 Nick wants bangs so bad 3:32 If Nick Had A Kid 5:28 Back to Nick Getting Bangs 6:32 Were Gen Alpha? How? 8:56 Translate This Gen Alpha Sentance 16:14 What Is Gen Alpha 21:04 Skibidi 21:15 Rizz 22:43 Nick wanted to be famous so bad 25:23 Delulu 25:56 Brain Rot 26:49 Italian Brain Rot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is our first time doing this kind of episode. An episode all about our firsts. Our first kiss, our first job, our first time performing and many more. Hope you enjoy! Head to ⁠https://Greenchef.com/50inly⁠ and use code 50inly to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ⁠https://ExpressVPN.com/INLY⁠. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ 0:00 Intro 0:24 Our First Thoughts Of Each Other 1:24 First Time on a plane 5:28 First Job 8:00 First Crush 10:03 First Kiss 12:16 First time seeing High school musical 13:13 First Boy Kiss? 15:13 First time buying a blouse 19:29 First I love you 19:59 First Apartment 21:20 First Friend 22:23 First Bf/Gf 22:33 First Standup Gig 25:29 First time you realized you were gay 27:12 First time you drank 28:33 First time stealing a car 29:49 First movie you ever saw in the theatre 31:32 First gay bar 33:34 First Concert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wow! We finally get our good friend Bob the Drag Queen on the show! We talk about so much in this episode and went alot longer than we normally do, so enjoy! We talk about how we all met, our favorite times together, whether Nick is graceful, and how Bob really got mad at nick recently. Enjoy! Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 2:06 We Don't Hug 4:53 Bob is in Moulin Rouge! 6:11 How Bob and Matteo Met 6:34 Bob has BEEF 11:05 Matteo and Bob Meet 13:50 Nick Wants Bangs So Bad 14:11 Matteo Meets Monet 14:36 How Nick and Bob Met 15:12 Nick Flaked on a Bob Show 17:20 Nick and Bob's First Meeting 20:02 Nick Had No Gay Friends 23:12 Our Favorite Memory Together 25:48 The Hardest We've Laughed 27:15 Nick is So Young OMG!! 28:04 We're So Mean to Each Other 29:43 Bob Actually Gets So Mad at Nick 32:17 Bob Gets Nick to Workout 40:01 Nick and Bob Go on a Date 42:18 Maddest Bob's Been at Nick 44:18 Nick is That Alien 46:07 Bob's Concern for Nick 49:51 Who Has Softer Hands 51:04 Valid Chris Crashout 51:54 Nick is a Princess in LA 53:33 Bob Proves Nick Wrong 54:31 Nick is This Group's Cheerleader 56:13 Nick Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine 57:26 Is Nick Graceful? 1:01:56 Who Do You Introduce the Crew to First? 1:03:03 Lightning Questions Round 1:03:15 Favorite Drag Queen 1:03:18 Least Favorite Drag Queen 1:03:22 Favorite Traitor 1:03:24 Least Favorite Traitor 1:03:30 Would You Do an All Winners Drag Race? 1:03:34 Would You Take Over RuPaul's Drag Race? 1:03:45 Who is Your Favorite Friend 1:03:49 Who is Your Least Favorite Friend 1:03:58 If You Could Do Any Other Broadway Show What Would it Be 1:04:30 One Food for the Rest of Your Life 1:05:06 Least Favorite Country 1:05:12 Favorite Country 1:05:31 Favorite Internet Personality 1:06:47 Anymore Questions? 1:07:11 Nick Made Matteo Cry 1:08:06 Nick is a Tyrant 1:11:00 Who Was the Better Host? 1:14:02 The First Thing Neil deGrasse Tyson Said to Nick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Soooo, we get back into Nick’s dating life in this episode and do a bit of roleplay to see how Nick’s dates would go. Let’s just say it could be improved upon! But he is working on it and becoming a better person every day! Go Nick Go! To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we are talking about the new America’s Next Top Model documentary. We get into how we feel about it, how we thought it would be light-hearted at first, and what we took away from it. We are also chatting with Joanie Sprague (cycle 6) about her experience on the show and how she feels about it now, 20 years later. Check out her socials aswell and keep up with her. We really loved this conversation, and we hope you do too! Enjoy! Head to https://factormeals.com/inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. Go to https://Quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.⁠ 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are chatting with Heather McMahan! Discussing our past experiences on the red carpet, whether Nick is butch or not, how much we love Joan Rivers and so much more! Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1981905733400?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On todays chit chat we talki about bad bunnys amazing halftime show. Then we chat about the olympics opening ceremony and who sings the national anthem the best. Enjoy! Head to https://Greenchef.com/50inly and use code 50inly to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1981905733400?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sooo the Beckhams are in some drama. Brooklyn is stirring the pot, and they aren't saying anything. Find out everything right here, right now with drama correspondent Nick Smith!!!! Upside has given back $1 Billion dollars to its users. To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1981905733400?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we finally talk HEATED RIVALRY! ENJOY! Right now, go to https://GREENCHEF.com/inlygraza and use code inlygraza to get started with 50% off Green Chef + FREE Graza Olive Oil Set in your 2nd and 3rd boxes. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We hung out with Marie & Syd and we just chatted about whatever came up! We hope you guys enjoy! Head to FactorMeals dot com slash inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 00:00 Gossiping 04:26 America’s Next Top Model 09:00 Tyra’s New Hot Ice Cream 12:41 Nick’s Arby’s Story 15:34 Going to the Olive Garden 20:39 2026 Resolutions 25:01 Seeing Wicked Together 31:08 Seeing It 31:43 Jurassic World 32:53 Getting a Call from Greta 34:24 Hanging Out with Mean People 36:39 Playing Mafia Together 40:38 Using ChatGPT to Find a Man 48:07 Sydney Buys a New Hat (It Did Not Go as Planned) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We regretfully went to go see the new Avatar movie so that we could review it for you all. Annnnddddddddddddddd it was not our favrotie you could say. Matteo wanted to leave but Nick made him stick it out. We have so many thoughts about this dam movie. Enjoy! Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/INLY. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nick's Show on January 20th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1979344337195 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we reflect on our 2025 resolutions and work on making our 2026 resolutions! Will we stick to them? Will Nick remember the dates he goes on this year? The world may never know! Upside has given back $1 Billion dollars to its users. To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou Go to https://BUYRAYCON.com/INLY to get 20% off everything. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Matteo on Tour Worldwide 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Its the most wonderful time of year and no better way to spend it then to hear Nick and Matteo yap about the Holidays. In this episode, we discuss Nick getting ripped off at the Christmas Markets, horrible people on flights, and the origins of Christmas. Enjoy!! Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Go to https://quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Matteo on Tour Worldwide 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #Episode100 #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ViralClips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to 100 episodes, so this week we’re celebrating by looking back at our most viral clips — the moments that escaped the podcast and fully took on a life of their own. We break down what was happening behind the scenes, why these moments connected, and how accidentally saying the wrong thing at the right time can haunt you forever on the internet. Thank you for watching, listening, clipping, sharing, and sticking with us for 100 episodes. We genuinely couldn’t do this without you. Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Go to https://buyraycon.com/INLY to save on Raycon audio products sitewide. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Matteo on Tour Worldwide 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #Episode100 #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ViralClips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re joined by Monét X Change to talk about missing vacations, missed hangouts, and what life is like when you’re constantly on the move. We also get into her time on Survivor — plus plenty more chaos along the way. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Shop Mint Unlimited Plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/INLY Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft Catch Matteo on Tour Worldwide! 🎟️ Tickets: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #MonetXChange #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Survivor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all about our trip to London — from an afternoon tea mishap to sightseeing and Matteo’s comedy show. We also learned which foods are banned there… and how Dunkin’ fully betrayed Nick overseas. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft Catch Matteo on Tour Worldwide! 🎟️ Tickets: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #London #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #AfternoonTea #Dunkin 00:00 Check Out Our New Merch! 00:47 We Went to London! 04:18 Nick’s First Time in London! 05:23 We Did Afternoon Tea 08:31 Dunkin’ Disappoints Nick 09:33 Foods That Are Banned in the UK but Not the US 14:34 Driving on the Other Side 19:12 Mimicking Accents 20:31 Nick Does Squidward 22:39 Food Banned in the UK but Not the US 25:17 What Do We Think of London? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we put our geography knowledge to the test — and it went about as well as you’d expect. Matteo tries to keep things serious while Nick confidently guesses wrong more times than we can count. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #GeographyQuiz #Trivia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. Visit https://plannedparenthood.org/defend Ready to say yes to saying no? Make the switch at https://mintmobile.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster 00:00 We talk to a real scientist today 05:31 Do people have basic science knowledge? 09:49 We can’t believe you’re here 10:45 What’s up with Pluto? 13:33 Why Pluto isn’t a planet 25:12 Neil drops a funny joke 35:50 Nick is a Pluto believer 38:26 New comet we saw? 42:53 Pluto has a tail? 49:08 Nick wants to know about black holes 54:32 What happens if you fall into a black hole? 59:59 Nick’s last questions 01:04:03 Is the sun going to die? 01:10:20 Nick not understanding clouds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. To  get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster 00:00 Intro 05:18 Halloween 05:55 Nick’s Must-See Halloween Movies 09:18 Kennywood 12:07 Nick on Rollercoasters 21:23 When Was the Victorian Era? 24:14 Do We Like Halloween? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HotTopics #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LilNasX #SnoopDogg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!⁠https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #TheNicestWe’llEverBe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #TryingToSurvive #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ImpossibleScenarios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it. 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Dieting #TacoBell #Fitness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We put our knowledge of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to the test — and let’s just say it didn’t go well. From “rizz” to “skibidi,” we’re officially out of touch. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #GenZ #GenAlpha #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Slang 00:00 Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang? 02:01 How Will We Do? 03:29 Bet 04:30 No Cap 06:34 Bussin 08:41 Sigma 10:11 Lowkey 13:58 Skibidi 15:13 Ohio 17:01 Ratio 17:45 Lobbied 20:19 Shook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We went through a bunch of old TV shows to decide which ones were actually good… and which ones were just nostalgia lying to us. From classics to forgotten flops, nothing was safe. 🎟️ NYC! Nicks next live show “Hear Me Out” is 10/15. Get your tickets now! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1721311833029 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #OldTVShows #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #OverratedOrUnderrated 00:00 Rating Old TV Shows 00:07 Friends 01:07 Seinfeld 02:44 King of Queens 03:28 Will & Grace 04:00 Frasier 04:49 Everybody Loves Raymond 05:33 Boy Meets World 06:34 Step By Step 06:55 Full House 09:48 Sister, Sister 10:32 The X-Files 11:59 ER 12:11 Touched by an Angel 12:28 Gilmore Girls 13:34 All That 14:43 That’s So Raven 15:49 In Living Color 16:31 SNL 16:43 The Sopranos 17:48 The Office 19:16 Arrested Development 19:18 30 Rock 20:16 Parks and Recreation 20:33 How I Met Your Mother 20:38 Two and a Half Men 21:03 The Big Bang Theory 21:25 Lost 21:27 24 21:29 House 21:31 Grey’s Anatomy 22:17 Prison Break 22:21 American Idol Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We read some of the meanest comments people have written about us — but let’s be real, most of them were roasting Nick. Consider this our roast episode. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale! https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎟️ Come see Nick's live monthly show in Brooklyn September 17th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1564770042319?aff=ebdssbdestsearch 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #AdvicePodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith 00:00 Intro 00:36 How Do I Find Love 01:52 How Do I Deal With Crazy Italian Mother-In-Law 03:14 My Friends Keep Cancelling Because They Are Hungover 04:07 I Love To Be Around Other People But They Piss Me Off 06:23 I Always Date Hot Jerks 07:12 How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Posting Unflattering Photos Of Me 08:13 I'm Not Gonna See The Wicked Movie 09:38 My BF Wants A Cat, I Don’t 10:28 Exploring My Sexuality 12:02 How To Get People To Stop Talking About AI 13:58 Stressing About College 14:48 Eating Kiwi With Skin On? 15:38 How To Tell Someone They Are Not Good At Their Job 20:42 My Crush Is Outdoorsy And I Am Not 21:38 How Can I Stop Being Such A Sexy Ass Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We put ourselves in some wild hypothetical situations to see what we’d actually do. Zombie apocalypse? Cast on Naked & Afraid? Stuck in an elevator? From vicious geese to medieval times, nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HypotheticalScenarios #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ZombieApocalypse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We sat down to talk about mythical creatures and whether or not we actually believe in them. Bigfoot, mermaids, Nessy… some are convincing, others not so much. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #MythicalCreatures #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Nessy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We went through a list of beloved cartoon characters to decide which ones have truly earned the right to say f**. From innocent icons to animated chaos agents, some choices might ruin your childhood in the best way possible. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content & Uncensored : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We went through a full list of toxic traits to see which ones we’re guilty of. Let’s hope Nick doesn’t gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss too close to the sun. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! ⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ToxicTraits #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #GaslightGatekeepGirlboss Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We unpack a bunch of chaos this week: our Delta flight nightmare, the LA trip, Devil Wears Prada 2, Trisha Paytas’ new baby name, and Coldplay’s conspiracy theory arc. Everything’s on the table. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re talking about cults — what makes them work, why people fall for them, and whether we would. Also, Matteo once worked somewhere… suspicious. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/020062D04239A3EB 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We thought adulthood would look one way, and it turned out… not that. This week, we talk about what we expected life to be like when we were younger — and where it ended up instead. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/020062D04239A3EB 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS SPOILERS! This week we react to Jurassic Park: Rebirth — and yeah, we didn’t like it. From start to finish, it was a mess. We get into everything that annoyed us. 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re talking about the rise and fall of the “movie star.” What changed, and why does it all feel different now? Head to https://www.squarespace.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is exactly what it sounds like. We go through superheroes and villains and decide who’s gay, who’s definitely not, and who’s just giving off the vibe. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We answered your questions — and somehow ended up judging outfits and saying nice things to each other for the first time. It was weird for everyone. 🎧 Part 2 + Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we talk about stuff that used to be everywhere — and just quietly disappeared. Some of it we miss, some of it probably needed to go. Either way, we had opinions. Link to Nick's Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1377925615609?aff=erelexpmlt 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #Nostalgia #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ComedyPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk about Pride — what we like, what we don’t, and how it’s kind of turned into a lot. Just some honest thoughts (and jokes, obviously). 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #PrideMonth #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LGBTQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we try to figure out which reality shows we’d thrive on — and which ones would absolutely ruin us. Zero training, full confidence. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we played a round of This or That — quick choices, strong opinions, no second chances. Part 2 is up now on Patreon if you want more chaos. 🎧 Bonus Content + Part 2: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There’s a new pope — and we have thoughts. Mostly bad ones. That’s the episode. Nick's show in Brooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1330824765699 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we’re talking about animals that are gay — and how it’s way more common than you'd expect. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we dive into Greek mythology — the gods, the drama, and the history. Also, Nick finds out what the Rosetta Stone is. Big week. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices