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This episode is Part 2 of Lana's Trip to California, where we discuss Irish authors and musicians we love, irritable bowel syndrome, and Harry Potter fanfiction.

How’ya? It’s been a hot minute, but we’ve been busy, like, living life and annoying each other. But something pretty bloody exciting happened… We met in PERSON. Face to face. In 3D, etc, etc. It was… well, as I say in this latest episode, Montana is (somehow) creepier in person. So, make of that what you will. She has also managed to be creepy whilst successfully convincing our friends that I’m in love with her, but more about that in the episode, too.

Welcome back! We get a bit more personal on this second episode! We interview one another about the life changes we’ve had over the past year. Leaving relationships, changing careers, discovering fanfiction, making new friends, and moving in temporarily with our parents, the past year definitely wasn’t one that we’d anticipated. However, it was also one chock-full of lessons and memories. Starting over is scary…but neither of us would trade it. 

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We solemnly swear that we’re… not always unhinged. Sometimes we talk about sensible things, such as Big Life Changes, or music or cultural events. Other times, we talk about snakes, mother-girlfriends and fanfiction. Our first episode consists of discussing Hozier’s newest single: Francesca, Sally Rooney’s Normal People, and the voice you hear in your head when you read things. Oh, we also discuss a bit about the differences between the Brits and the Americans, mainly because Lana is our resident Brit, and Montana is, naturally, German. Just kidding. She’s Californian.