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Brad and Mark embark on their newest quest of examining the films of Guy Ritchie. Regrettably this week finds them watching and discussing the movie montage that is 2017's "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword", and realizing its actually a Magic the Gathering movie. 

Brad and Mark return to watch one of Mark's picks, the RZA's "Man with the Iron Fists" and discuss when if ever they can show it to their kids.

Oh my god! The time has finally come, Brad and Mark sit down to watch and discuss, the 2007 remake of John Carpenter's "Dark Star", 

"Sunshine" from Danny Boyle and decide when if ever they can show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark continue their discussion of director Quentin Tarantino, and enlist the help of Jonny from the Dang Ol Podcast, as they discuss alternate time lines, casting and the amount of dairy consumed in, "Inglorious Basterds". 

Without realizing how timely it continues to be, Brad and Mark sit down to watch "V for Vendetta" and decide when to show it to their kids. 

In honor of the greatest holiday ever, Mark has demanded Brad watch "Boondock Saints" from 1999, and decide when if ever they should show it their kids. 

Mark and Brad continue their discussion of Quentin Tarantino by finishing their discussion of the pulp-samurai-western "Kill Bill, Volume 2" and decide when to show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark are back to discuss the martial arts master piece, "Kung Fu Hustle" from 2004 and realize that they must show this classic to their kids. 

Brad and Mark return to discuss Quentin Tarantino's homage to an homage to an homage as they watch "Kill Bill vol: 1" and decide when to show it to their kids.  

Brad and Mark round out their Guillermo Del Toro mini season by watching 2013's Pacific Rim, and discuss when to show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark begin their new year by returning to the Hellboy franchise, and as ever Mark is rambling and angry, and Brad is impish and whimsical.

Can they come together and watch "Hellboy 2: The Golden Army" and decide when to show it to their kids?

In keeping with holiday tradition Mark and Brad sit down to watch a dubious holiday classic. This week, the boys watch Joe Dante's "Gremlins" and discuss when to show it to their kids.

Still not satisfied with super heroes Brad and Mark sit down and begin the "Hellboy" deep dive as they watch the 2004 film and discuss when to show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark are back to do their best to stay on track as they watch "Blade" from 1998, and decide when to show it to their kids. 

We are finally here dear listeners, the end of the Christopher Nolan Batman franchise. Join Brad and Mark as they discuss the "The Dark Knight Rises", and discuss when you have their permission to die.

As a spooky treat for the Halloween Season, Mark and Brad to sit down Ken Russel's "Lair of the White Worm" from 1988, and decide when to show it to their kids. 

Still on the Batman Cinematic Universe Brad and Mark watch 2005's "Batman Begins" and decide when to show it to their kids.

This week Brad and Mark continue down the path of Westerns with the spiritual successor to "Black Dynamite", "The Outlaw Johnny Black", and discuss when they can show it to their kids. 

The time has finally come for Brad and Mark to sit down and discuss the greatest and most hated Batman film of all time, "Batman and Robin", and decide when to show it to their kids.

Brad and Mark return to their yearly traditions of westerns in autumn, with 2000's "Shanghai Noon", and discuss when if ever they should show it to their kids. 

Riddle me this listeners, is there such a thing as a good Batman movie? Brad and Mark still aren't sure as they watch "Batman Forever" and discuss when to show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark are going back to school again this week with the 2006 slacker comedy, "Accepted" and deciding when if ever to show it to their kids. 

As Brad and Mark continue their journey through the Batman cinematic universe they come to 1993's "Mask of the Phantasm", and genuinely have a good time watching it and discussing, when if ever they can show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark are going back to school to study the classic that is "Kindergarten Cop" from 1990, and discuss when to show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark return to the Batman Cinematic Universe with Tim Burtons proof of concept for the rest of his career, "Batman Returns".

Mark and Brad are locked into an endless podcast loop as they discuss the marriage of "Groundhog day" and "Halo" in 2014's "Edge of Tomorrow", and when if ever to show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark are entering into a new franchise, this time the boys return to the Batman Cinematic Universe to watch "Batman" from 1989 and decide when to show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark finally come to the end of ground so retread they can call the auto aim the and call the shots before they happen, as they watch the final install to the Alien Cinematic Universe, "Alien: Romulus", and discuss when to show it to their kids. 

This week Mark and Brad kick off their new kung fu movies mini season with the 2009 modern Blaxploitation classic, "Black Dynamite", and decide when to show it to their kids.  

This week Mark and Brad are more confused than they've ever been as they watch "Alien: Covenant" by Ridley Scott and ask if they should bother showing it to their kids.

Brad and Mark break their stance on movies from their childhood to watch a movie from their adulthood. Hulu's "Predator: Killer of Killers", and decide when to show it to their kids. 

The days and weeks blaze by as Brad and Mark are utterly changed into fire by their confusion and complete misunderstanding of Ridley Scott's prequel to his 1979 "Alien", which has no idea what franchise its actually in, "Prometheus", and discuss if they should have bothered watching it in the first place.

This week Mark and Brad grapple with mortality, depressing backstories and more mustache than you you can wave a cap at. This week the boys are watching "The Matador" from 2005, and deciding when if never to show it to their kids.

Brad and Mark continue their trip through the Alien Cinematic Universe with the reboot of the franchise, "Alien Resurrection", and decide if they can ever show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark saddle up and round up a two man posse to watch and discuss Takashi Miike's "Tsukiyaki Western Django", and decide when to show it to their kids. 

This week Mark and Brad skirt the limits of what is really an acceptable episode as they focus their truncated rage into clear feelings and emotions as they watch    "Alien 3", the weakest of the "Dark Star" Cinematic Universe.

Brad and Mark are returning to passion projects and their youth to watch "Mystery Team" from the Derrick Comedy Team, and discuss when if ever to show it to their kids.  

Mark and Brad are back to celebrate some more cinema and this week they land on the perfect case of a second entry to a franchise, the sequel to John Carpenter's "Dark Star" and the prequel to James Cameron's "Aliens", the horror masterpiece, "Alien" directed by Ridley Scott and decide how soon is too late to shot it to their kids. 

Rounding out their "Passion Project mini Season", Mark's D4 of Doom rolled up what could be argued as the worst film the boys have watched yet, a personal Hell for Brad and the source of Marks eternal power, it's "Winter Beast" from 1992.

Brad and Mark are back to watch and discuss "In Bruges" from 2008, join the boys as they understand the true meaning of duality and limbo and decide when to show it to their kids.

Brad and Mark finally get to the Chopper that is the end of the Predator Cinematic Universe, with Shane Black's addition from 2018, and discuss when to show literally anything else to their kids. 

This week Brad and Mark prove they're the realest boys around by watching and discussing "Pinocchio" from 2022 (the Netflix one).

For the 100th time Brad and Mark are celebrating cinema by watching and discussing Ben Stiller's "Tropic Thunder" from 2008 and decide when to show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark are back with a surprise addition to their "musicals" catalog. Join the boys as the watch "Repo: the Genetic Opera" and decide when if ever to show it to their kids. 

Mark and Brad return to watch the third installment in the Riddick Cinematic Universe, "Riddick" from 2013, and discuss anything else to show to their kids. 

This week Mark and Brad round up a posse to watch and discuss "Alligator" from 1980, which holds the distinction of having the best and worst script we have ever seen in a movie, at the same time. 

Brad and Mark are back to watch another John McTiernan movie in 1990's "The Hunt for Red October" and decide when if ever they can show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark are back and bouncing off the walls between joy, nostalgia and who exactly 1997's "Flubber" was made for, but also when is the best time to show it to their kids. 

Mark and Brad set out on a journey to watch and discuss the stop motion power house, and greatest acting from a wooden pole they may have ever seen with "Jason and the Argonauts", and discuss when to show it to their kids. 

Brad and Mark are back to the Predator Cinematic Universe, to finally discuss the 2010 reboot of the franchise, "Predators", and discuss when if ever to show it to their kids.