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Back in the shed for ep206 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life. Today we cover...

• Our first proper night alone in years

• Autumn (& Autumn decorating)

• Foraging

• Pumpkin aesthetics

• The Christmas Box

• A mulled-wine cut-off

• Running, sneaky shoes & sore nips

• Soho adventures

• Video conferencing issues

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Hello! We're back and the good news is the bloody cameras worked this time, so if you scoot over to our YouTube page, you can actually watch this one and check out our new podcast studio/shed!

Today, we're talking about...

• A close shave (of the head variety)

• Your 'puff' feedback from episode 204

• A Kids update

• Lorra's portable bath

• Amazon lists

• Pornstar Martinis for kids

• The school friend distance cut-off

• Recommendations ('The Perfect Couple' & London's National Portrait Gallery)

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We're back and this episode has been beset with technical gremlins, so we've only got audio for you this time. But plenty to chat about, including...

• Ibiza

• Notting Hill Carnival

• Leo doing the impossible with a tin opener

• Charlie the Frenchie and our fruit trees

• Taking Honey to uni

• Van rental nightmare

• Wardrobe nightmare

• Dad inadequacy

• The Shower gel & puff incident

• Autumn's blunt arrival

• The heating

• One of us killing the other's morning optimism

• Couch to 5k success(ish)

Recommendations:

• Richard Osman's 'Thursday Murder Club' books

• Freddie Flintoff's Field of Dreams (BBC)

• Only Murders in the Building (Disney+)

• The Perfect Couple (Netflix)

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Welcome to the final episode of our Summer Special/Catch-up. And have we saved the best for last?!

• A walk in the woods.

• Accidental cottaging.

• Couch to 5K.

• A round-up of all the West End shows we've been watching.

• A lovely surprise for our daughter.

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Here we go. Part 4 of our Summer Special/Catch-up. Get your ears around this...

• Attending a podcast convention.

• Encountering celebs.

• Lorra talks to Sam Thompson.

• Simon gets outed for an accidental pub pump.

• The longest day of Simon's sober life.

• Rounding-up Betsy Pearl's first year at school in the UK.

• How much stuff she's lost.

• Starbucks being legends.

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It's Part 3 of our Summer Special/catch-up. Today we talk...

• Walking into the wrong pub on Match Day.

• The Euros.

• Our complicated relationship with the flag.

• A disgusting experience at a local pub.

Don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtube.com/@catboyradio

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Hello again! We made it to 200 episodes. Hope you did, too. THis is the second part of our Summer Special/catch-up of the last two months. On today's episode...

• Which FRIENDS are we?

• Swapping Aldis and the issues that brought.

• The supermarket '£70 Rule'.

• Lorra getting age-checked.

• The return of our old friend, COVID.

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Look who's back! Apologies for the hiatus. All is revealed in this, the first episode of our SUMMER SPECIAL! Over the next couple of weeks, we're putting out five episodes we recorded back to back, featuring the highs and lows of the last couple of months. On today's episode...

• Moving house.

• The new house.

• Our insane, new neighbour.

• Grabbing free stuff on Bin Day.

• Facebook Marketplace abuse.

Don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtube.com/@catboyradio

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Ey up! We're back with episode 198 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' And there's plenty to talk about today, including...

• Moving house

• Road rage

• Pond business

• Epic spanner work

• A nasty accident

•

• A guest suite idea

• Lorra's boozy session

• An amazing fart story

Don't forget you can watch this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/OzG2KvspZBQ

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Ey up! We're back with episode 197 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' And there's plenty to talk about today, including...

• Parents having the house to themselves

• Lorra trying to drive in the UK

• A pretty impressive celeb spot

• Questioning Paul Mescal's sexiness

• Underwear woes

• Semi-shoplifting

• Mixed-gender changing rooms

• Getting the new house keys

• Reviews of 'Stranger Things, The First Shadow', Eurovision & Piers Morgan & the Baby Reindeer nut

Donn’t forget you can watch us on YouTube, here: https://youtu.be/e0u0LiZ-8OU

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Ey up! We're back with episode 196 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', delving once again into the psyches of psychos! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, comment, blah, blah, bloody blah! And you can watch us o YouTube here: https://youtu.be/imxmbcVp544

On today's waffle...

• Bank Holiday Boxing Day

• An anti-masturbatory aide

• Sex education is back in our lives

• A hypothetical question about exes

• Needing time out

• The office vs work-from-home

• A relatable pointe shoes saga

• Peter Kay ad the cost of a freebie

• Football fans on a train

• A no-spoiler review of Peter Kay at the O2

• Our Kew Gardens experience

• Reviews of Baby Reindeer & Avoidance

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Hello! Welcome to episode 195 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!

And don't forget you can now watch (and subscribe) to us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/imxmbcVp544

On today's episode...

A hypothetical question about the perfect man.

London Marathon feedback.

A bad picnic incident.

News about moving house.

Dietting update.

Secret snacking confessional.

An 'ick' about barbecue w**kers.

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Hello! Welcome to episode 194 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!

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On today's episode...

A chance to genuinely win £100!!!

An indecent Hypothetical Question

New London shop terror for Simon

The London Marathon

FA Cup nostalgia

The sad piano effect

Lorra calls out Simon's "man" use

Lorra calls out Simon being a "helper"

Simon has a spaghetti ICK

Plus we review...

One Love: https://youtu.be/ajw425Kuvtw?si=fBe2uSo0Cwx3aCF_

Priscilla: https://youtu.be/DBWk6BohVXk?si=f0w8EtJ-XM3dqWjJ

Standing at the Sky's Edge: https://youtu.be/DBWk6BohVXk?si=f0w8EtJ-XM3dqWjJ

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Hello! Welcome to episode 193 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!

Don't forget, if you need pervy solo-time inspo, you can watch this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/Jm-u1OSZjj0

On today's episode...

Lorra fluffs her LIKES beg

A Hypothetical 'young face' dilemma

Lorra's leisurewear

Blazer trauma

Social batteries

The joy of brief sunshine

Hampstead treasure trails

A coffee shop grievance

Celeb spotting

The Ick - Cereal Munchers

Recommendations...

Treasure Trails - https://www.treasuretrails.co.uk/

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Hello! Welcome to episode 192 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

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On today's episode...

Gen Z shout-outs.

A hypothetical question for Lorra about orgasms.

Reviewing 'Opening Night', starring Sheridan Smith.

Secrets from 'The Apprentice'.

The Bruce Springsteen biopic.

Thoughts on Jeremy Allen White.

A bathroom ick.

How to let someone know you're in there.

Recommendations...

Iron Claw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KVsaoveTbw

Limbo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O--8AuuhgA&t=74s

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Hello you!

On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL) we are serving up...

• A hypothetical question involved sex and a millionaire.

• What age should kids be allowed to travel alone in London?

• A 'Diary of a CEO plea from Lorra.

• A hot water bottle injury.

• A middle-aged, bread knife saga.

• The origin of 'the ick'.

• Icks about socks and middle-aged pop fans.

• Reviews of Josh Must Win, Interior Design Masters & Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.

Don't forget you can watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/oYWzJ5M0e40

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We're back in Spiritland Studios for another episode of #HAWSTL. Don't forget to head over to wherever you get your podcasts, like, rate & subscribe!

On today's episode, we start with another unbelievable hypothetical question. We discuss a YouGov sex poll, Lorra's crazy habits, our daughter's sudden health-kick announcement and we end on a couple of 'icks' about knuckles & nails.

You can watch today's episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/MCwWkgZqmac

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This episode was recorded in Spiritland Studios. Very exciting stuff (check out the YouTube video here: https://youtu.be/0WIoE27-kAw to see what we looked like). Thank you to the marvellous Ed, for pressing the required buttons.

We start today with a new idea... A hypothetical question to get things moving. If you're in a relationship, mabe discussing it with your partner.

Also on today's pod...

• Lorra's restaurant rant.

• The wrong place to take a date in your 20s.

• The wasteful XL plate.

• The death of table manners.

• Selling bathwater & jars of farts.

• Paid sleeping, cuddling & medical bum fun.

• Dog poos * professional queues.

• A 'handy' ick.

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Episode 188 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL) was recorded on Saturday 9th March 2024, the day before Mother's Day. We were heading over to Southend the following day for a disappointing meal in a depressing restaurant. But before that, we sat down in our North London castle to record another chat. We talk about:

• A cat accident on the bed and the following fallout.

• Some pregnancy (test) feedback.

• Showbiz freebies.

• The most British of queues.

• A run-in with a uni-toothed witch.

• Attending a global, red carpet premiere.

• Multiple celeb spots.

• Fringe twins.

• A TV-famous house encounter.

• A couple of icks.

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Thank you for checking out episode 187 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'.

Please don't forget to like, subscribe & give us 5 stars! It all helps people find us.

Lots to chew over today, including...

• TV sex-dodging headaches.

• Your sex survey feedback.

• Home haircuts.

• A jaw-dropping, terrible scare!

• A balls-less fantasy.

• Lorra's cryptically-titled books.

• A pair of icks.

The films reviewed on this podcast are:

The Zone of Interest (trailer)

One Life (trailer)

Click here to see the clip from 'That's Life' we discussed, regarding 'One Life'.

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Hello again!

On episode 186 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', we kick off with that rarest of things... CASHBACK! Then we move on to...

• Drama in the neighbourhood WhatsApp group

• A disagreement on the frequency of bedroom antics.

• A Chinese bit-o-science about sex.

• What's givinng us THE ICK this week.

• A couple of reviews.

Here are the links we talked about today...

American Fiction trailer

Theater Camp trailer

Edgar Wright's Insta recommendations

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We're back! And an early trigger warning. We're talking about some pretty emotional part/children subjects today. Emotions are runig high.

Today we talk...

• The early arrival of Spring

• Guilt over being ill

• Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast

• Lorra's fringe mistake

• Our opinions on Rosie Jones

• Seeing 'There's Something About Jamie'

• 21st birthday disappointment

• The kids pulling away as they get older

• Reviews of 'All of us Strangers' & 'One Day'

• Was it porn or was it 'Normal People' & 'Bridgerton'?

•

LINKS

Richard Herring's RHLSTP with Rosie Jones

All of Us Strangers trailer

One Day trailer

Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool trailer

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Fancy a quickie?!

The hope is we'll get all our podcasts down to this length and do them more regularly. Podcast consultants call it 'commuter content' (isert vomit emoji).

So, we have a bit of a medical emergency in the family. Nothing serious. Don't start booking Elton John! However, it has given us (by proxy) or first glimpse of what dealing with the beleaguered National Health Service will be like and how life is now we no longer live in the Truman Show world of private health care in Dubai, where you can literally walk in at breakfast and be having CT scan before lunch ad a tube stuck down your todger before Pebble Mill.

We also have some recommendations for you...

Changing Ends (Alan Carr's childhood biopic sitcom - Great family fun)

The Greatest Night in Pop (How 'We Are the World' was made)

Maestro (Bradley Cooper doing solid baton work as Leonard Bernstein)

And finally, if you haven't seen it yet, the funniest viral video of 2024 so far.

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Hello! Here we go again. We recorded this pod a week ago but we've been posting all the Christmas catch-up episodes, so apologies for the time-shift. Today, we talk...

• The enigma that is Apple IDs & accounts.

• Couples in separate rooms.

• The overlapping of storms.

• Undeserved traffic fines via Google Maps.

• Watching 'Mean Girls'.

• Cinema complaints.

• Last Stop Larrimah (documentary).

• Ricky Gervais in a tiny club.

• Comedy club complaints.

• Chinatown celeb spot.

• A brown surprise.

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The fourth and final pod in our Christmas/New Year anthology. Today it's all about what we've watched...

Films (click for trailers):

• Dream Scenario

• Pig

• The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

• May December

• Saltburn

• The Holdovers

• Anatomy of a Fall

• Rye Lane

TV:

• Love Island All Stars

• The Traitors

• The Crown

• Big Boys

• Gladiators

• Michael McIntyre's Big Show

• The Darts

PODCASTS:

• The Rest is Entertainment

• Jon Ronson - Things Fell Apart

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Hallo! Part 3 of 4 i our Christmas & New Year catch-up brings us into 2024. Today, we chew-over...

• The convoluted way te energy companies work in Britain.

• Duvet madness.

• American politics madness.

• New Years Day Toby Carvery sadness.

• Dismantling Christmas too soon.

• Simon's acute husband observation about Lorra.

• Another father/son talk falls on deaf ears.

• University FOMO.

• Lovely Halls of Residence graffiti about our daughter.

• The obligatory 'weeing in the car' update.

• A beard & hair dye update.

• An unbelievable story of something turning up in the mail.

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So, it looks like the three-part catch-up is going to be a four-part catch-up, with a reviews podcast coming up... But today, we're covering Christmas, the festive perineum & New Years Eve, including...

• Skipping a family festive tradition (AGAIN!)

• Simon's Christmas Eve shocker.

• Jumpermageddon.

• Lorra's enabling of Simon's London OCD obsession.

• Accidental find of 'Little Tich' and the deep dive that followed.

• The disappointing 'car urine bottle' Christmas present.

• The 'Love Actually' gift.

• A sad part about kids' presents, as they grow.

• A games review (see list below).

• Simon's grandparents reflection.

• The generational "ick" disparity.

• The words we use when counting in-between seconds.

• Boxing Day road-trip.

• New Years Eve and someone being an absolute lightweight.

The good & great games we got this Christmas...

• Wavelength (get it as a free app, the board game is a rip-off)

• The Traitors

• Taskmaster

• You've Got Crabs

• Get the Ick

• The Mind

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After over a month and the passing of a year, we are back! We'd like to apologise but it's ot like any of you pay for it, so get stuffed!

This is the first of a (possibly) three-part catch-up... Pre-Christmas, Christmas to New Year, then 2024 so far.

As usual, we kick things off with weather chat. We're British, after all. From there, we discuss...

• Lorra's (not bullshit) Dubai friend freeze-out.

• Simon's neurodivergent chat.

• A jolly, old, festive gay bar and the chip&pin pianist.

• Simon's feelings on being recognised again.

• London's Christmas markets debrief.

• Lorra's birthday results & cake debacle.

• The traumatic last day of school drinks & panto saga.

• Tyre trouble.

• Lorra's disgusting chewing gum admission & peanut butter trick.

• Simon's security camera monitoring.

• The neighbourhood Whatsapp group.

• Lorra's flasher disappointment.

Next time, Christmas to New Year!

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Hello. Today’s episode was recorded straight after the last episode (ep177 - Simon’s harrowing school run incident). We’re starting to feel festive, so we cover a number of topics, including:

• Lorra’s early shopping and lists.

• Simon’s ‘man-shopping’.

• The imbalance of husband/wife shopping for kids.

• Simon’s extended Irish & Italian family.

• How grandparents used to answer the phone.

• Exotic relatives from nearby towns.

• How Christmas will be different since leaving Dubai.

• Festive Veggie joy in UK supermarkets.

• 27 Aldi cheese rolls imbalance.

• Favourite Christmas songs (see links below).

• Simon’s webcam obsession.

• Trying to remember Jennicam.

• Simon’s first-ever beard (& Lorra’s reaction).

• Betsy Pearl’s first-ever football match at Wembley!

• Celebrity death OCD list.

Lorra's favourite Christmas song

Simon's favourite Christmas song

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Hello. Today, a story about Wednesday morning's school-run. Why we went in the car and what happened during particularly terrible London morning traffic. Apologies in advance.

The links we mentioned in the show...

Simon's favourite Christmas song - 'White Wine in the Sun'

Best Christmas Ever trailer

Candy Cane Lane trailer

Leap of Faith trailer

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Hello. A meandering episode, covering a lot of things... The thermometer hitting 0ºc (and below), defrosting the car windows, tube trouble, a post-birthday report of drunks on the train, a disappointing Christmas Market, urban fox spotting, how a cat-tower lead to a serious injury (and a public rant), a review of what TV & films we've been watching and loads more.

Some links discussed in the pod...

If you fancy a Christmas drink but you're sober - The 0.0% drinks

If you need some inspiration - Simon's Elf-on-the-Shelf Archive

If you fancy a listen - Richard Osman's new podcast

A great documentary - David Holmes - The Boy Who Lived

A decent Christmas film - Genie

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Hello! Quick birthday pod. We talk celeb encounters, freezing fairgrounds, 0.0% booze and more!

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Hello-ho-ho! Yes, the festive phantom has sunk it's tinselly claws into us already, mid-November. although we are ot totally to blame. There are a lot of festive pokes being sent in our direction, including this year's batch of Christmas TV ads (we briefly touch on our favourites and fell-flatters). We talk about our tree, garden centres, school runs in the car, discount supermarket cheap Christmas goodies, a disaster with an apparently reliable Dubai bag-for-life, the knock-on effect, a warning light in the car, the knock-on effect! Dodgy backstreet mechanics/possible gangsters and how one of us seems to have turned over a new leaf (ish). It's a Christmas-in-November miracle!!!

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Hello! This pod is unedited because, in all honestly, we didn't have time to faff-about! On the menu today...

• The weather (of course).

• Simon's terrifying overnight podcast coincidence.

• Ally Pally fireworks.

• Raving with DJ Spoony.

• When is the fireworks cut-off?

• Honey's first visit home from university.

• Why it's not like a Richard Curtis film.

• Toby Carvery adventures.

• A warning to parents.

• Our 11yr old gets hit-on in the Science Museum.

If you haven't seen it, here's the beautiful Toby Carvery.

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We're back on the proper microphones for today's episode. First time we';ve done that since we were in our villa in Dubai. And boy, it feels good! On today's chat...

• A James Blunt engagement.

• Surviving a London October.

• Storms & They/Thems.

• A big Gaye visit.

• Guys & Dolls.

• Another farm Halloween.

• Lorra's podcast car rules.

• Lorra's mum & ghosts.

• "Beveraginos".

• Fortnum & Mason and Liberty.

• M&S and the Christmas Tingle.

• The sad passing of Chandler Bing.

• A car toilet emergency.

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorra

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Hello. Hope you're well! There are three interruptions during this podcast (edited out) and we lost a chunk due to our very expensive recording equipment behaving like very cheap recording equipment. Lots to talk about, including:

• Manflu & lesser medical issues.

• A urine problem.

• Frost & ice.

• The flu vaccine.

• The Vicks trick.

• TV chat with 'Ghosts' & 'Uncanny'.

• Another serial killer coincidence.

• Hating the Whatsapp grey-tickers.

• Hoodies & dark alley protocol.

• Lorra's job-hunting & state of mind.

• Our choice of fantasy edible knickers.

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Hello gorgeous! Here we go again. This is the fourth time we tried to record this podcast. You'll find out why by listening. We also had a mic mishap during this one, too. It's lik we're destined to never tell the Lesbian Table Tennis anecdote! However, we do get around to this...

• Unseasonable weather.

• Lorra's refusal to get onboard with memes.

• A Reece Shearsmith/Hallowe'en encounter.

• #Crispgate & Christmas 'evening crisps'.

• The Royal Family's crisp habits.

• How Lorra eats chocolate bars.

• Whammageddon at Oxford Street John Lewis.

• Our take on the relaunch of Big Brother.

• An update on Honey's Freshers shenanigans.

• What is the point of mums after the kids have gone?

• Our son dropping a big Christmas bombshell.

• Feedback on Lorra's 'cum diatribe' on the last podcast.

• An awful park experience involving our dog and one of the world's worst substances.

• Charlie's strange dog kink.

Here's a few links, as promised in the episode...

Reece Shearsmith's incredible 'Car Share' outtakes

The Pizza Oven Fail

Whammageddon Video

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A mammoth, feature-length episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' for you today. We were supposed to be mainly talking about taking Honey to university but a lot of other things happened, so apologies for the Petr-Jackson-esque length of the episode but trust us when we say this... It's worth sticking with because it gets SHOCKING in a few places! Today we cover...

• Something that makes life feel brill, according to Simon.

• A bizarre photoshoot spotted this morning.

• Heading out to the West End.

• Foraging and fudged photos.

• The last supper with our uni-bound daughter.

• Packing the Picanto.

• Petrol station issues.

• *[a bodily function interruption]*

• A nightmare drive to Southend.

• Getting her moved in.

• A saunter through Southend,

• A fecular attack by nature.

• A rushed big shop.

• An emotionless goodbye.

• The selfishness of kids vs the sadness of parents.

• Whatsapp silence.

• Lorra's (quite frankly) disgusting tale of the London Underground.

If you want to read the live tweet/X thread (with photos) of the university moving in day, it's HERE.

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Hello gorgeous! We're back and once again we're in Hyde Park, with an hour to kill before collecting the Tiny Terrorist from school, we set-up our recording studio on a park bench, so expect lots of London ambience on this one. And, whilst it was very sunny, it was bloody windy, so we hope the Rode mic muffs worked their magic. Today we talk about...

• The weather & badly-named hurricanes.

• Biblical rain & power cuts.

• The most incredible drive home from school.

• Writing CVs & applying for jobs.

• Training the idiot dog with a clicker.

• Becoming a London w*nker with a foldy bike.

• Lorra's issues with Simon's mapping obsession.

• Getting really told-off by our daughter.

• Celeb-spotting update.

• Hanging out in Hackney, flea markets & car boots.

• Simon's yellow jacket fantasy.

• An upcoming university drop-off.

Hope you enjoy today's episode and hope the quality is manageable. If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Hello from Hyde Park! You join us on a sunny, mid-September day (Thurs 14th Sept, to be precise), in-between a school drop-off & pick-up, surrounded by trees, squirrels, geese and absolutely loving it! Gorgeous day. On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', we catch you up on more of our life as we adjust to repatriation, including...

• The weather (of course).

• The school-run on the underground.

• Mayfair.

• What we think of life in London.

• Woods we've discovered with Charlie the dog.

• Big skies.

• Celeb spotting.

• Our new car & Lorra's first go behind the wheel.

• Betsy Pearl's new school, new bank account & new but lost card.

• Marylebone memories.

• Paperwork, red tape & Lorra's reaction.

• Buying from Vinted.

• Simon's 'Good Life' tactics, offset by broken phones.

• Our annual outgoings worked-out (triggering).

• How much it costs to do nothing in London.

• Al fresco fornication.

• Simon's idea for 'Tube Doppelgängers' on Insta.

• Barely watching telly (but what we have watched is poor).

• A warning for anyone using movers.

• Rubbing shoulders with Billy Bragg & Chris Packham.

• Marks & Sparks veggie breakfast disappointment.

If you'd like to get in touch (and we love it when you do) with any thoughts, feedback, comments, suggestions, questions or whatever, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Hello! As you are about to hear, we have been so busy and so much has gone on, so apologies for the time since the last one but as you'll hear, we haven't had a minute. This is a rambling catch-up, recorded in the garden (home studio not quite ready yet). Again, apologies for audio quality! Lots to tell you about, though.

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Hello from London!!! Yes. We're here. We're in the capital. We're, erm, home!?! Obviously it's not home yet and there is no home yet but we're here. We're saving the house-hunting chat for the next episode because today we have a lot to tell you, including...

• A double dirty protest on the way to London.

• A flash of excitement near Hyde Park.

• Greenwich, the Thames, the market & the cottage.

• How London changes on every corner.

• Daylight robbery in the pubs.

• World Cup viewing.

• Heathers & date night.

• Fanny pizzas.

• The lady on Old Compton Street.

• Original Source Mint shower gel.

• Our introduction (and subsequent purchase) of Snuddies.

• A man with a very peculiar allergy.

• Just how f**king freaked out we both are right now.

We'll be doing a big update on the next episode about what it's like trying to find somewhere to live in London with no jobs, no money and no idea what we're doing but in the meantime, if you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Hello again. We are live from Fingering Beach once more. And today we bring you...

• The return of the Prodigal (Hungry) Son.

• Dealing with the government.

• Dealing with dodgy car hire companies.

• Fetching Leo from Bristol.

• All the weathers.

• Crazy golf & strawberries.

• Looking ahead to London.

• A couple of 'Big Gaye Moments'.

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Hello! What what! Live from England it's Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life. We made it! And on today's episode we talk about (amongst other things)...

• Leaving Dubai forever & how we felt.

• A review of Duubz.

• Flight fear.

• Arriving.

• Hire car business.

• The international cat, Awimbaway.

• LGW to The New Forest.

• Reuniting with our stupid dog, Charlie.

• The first dog walk.

• The disparity in our current moods.

• Garden Centre action.

• Catching up with family & cake.

• A brand new Mother-in-Law feature.

Lots of lovely messages from people over the last few days, which have been lovely to read. If you'd like to get in touch, our details are here...

Email: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Hello! This is an unedited episode (as you'll hear when someone knocks on the hotel room door) and it is our last day in Dubai (ever/for now... Who knows?). Today we talk about...

• Taking our cat, Awimbaway, to the airport.

• Banging our heads against the UAE banking brick wall.

• Closing our phone accounts.

• The last drive in Dubai.

• One last night out & some very sad goodbyes.

• Simon's 0.0% hangover.

• Glitter faces & a chance at romance.

As we mention on the end of the podcast, the next episode will be in diary form between Dubai & the New Forest (that is assuming we can take the mics on the plane). Then, as promised on this episode, we are hopefully going to do an episode about two or three stories that we simply couldn't record whilst we're still in the UAE. Ooh... What a tease!

Thanks for all the messages of support, if you've sent them. They've been lovely to read. If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Hello! This was supposed to be a quick record to add to a diary-type entry before we leave Dubai on Sunday night. However, like all podcasters, we can waffle-on about anything, so it's an episode now. We talk about:

• Over-eating straight after complaining about over-eating.

• Paying to have our luggage checked-in from the hotel.

• Simon's "Live in Dubai once but leave before..." social media post.

• Morning freak-outs.

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Hello! With only 4 days left in the UAE before we leave forever and head back to the UK, here's a catch-up on this little lot...

• Anger triggers.

• Being able to have an opinion again.

• Social media doom-mongers.

• Ticking-off the leaving admin.

• Responses to our lack of plans.

• A non-committal bank teller.

• Bank horror stories.

• Invisible moving surcharges.

• The Verma/Vera incident.

• The stinky Burj.

• An accidental vegan blag.

• Eating way too much.

• Early doors Oppenheimer.

• Suitcase hassles.

• The UK Dad Taxi.

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorra

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Hello! Here we go again with more of our 'leaving Dubai' fun and games! Today we're talking about...

• The tension returning.

• Half Christmas.

• The curlers debacle.

• Absent meal-section disappointment.

• The first post-haircut wash.

• Hotel breakfasts.

• The breakfast door w****r.

• Our un-Dubai laundry system.

• 'Send My Bag' & the repack.

• Car hire nightmare.

• Chronic misophonia.

• Booking the flights.

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboy92/

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Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboy92 

Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura 

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Hello! As you'll hear at the start of this episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', there have been several failed podcast recordings and attempts over the last week and it's been driving us crazy! So this is an omnibus edition. A bumper, hour-long catch-up.

First of all, we're living in the Voco Bonnington Hotel in Dubai until we leave and it is incredible. The rooms, the staff, the facilities, the food... All top class! Can't recommend it highly enough. If we do ever come back, this is where we'll be staying.

So, on to the podcast. Today we're talking about...

• ASMR/Just woke-up vibes.

• The last day of school in Dubai for Betsy Pearl.

• Kids being to cool for school drop-offs.

• Simon's "catch-up in London" goodbye alternative.

• Lorra's final Dubai school pick-up ever.

• Simon's disappointing final radio show.

• The people who mattered & a special News bulletin.

• Radio presenters feeling like friends.

• The final song on Dubai 92.

• Radio career ending admin.

• The QE2.

• Selling stuff, paperwork & moving.

• The final Funday Roast.

• The emotional, final goodbyes to our villa.

• The movers.

• Lorra's massive booze shelf (the expat pass-on).

• Our extreme 'on the run' haircuts.

• An extremely rare, positive landlord story.

• A chat about good, good people.

• Futile attempts to cancel phones & utilities.

• A credit card win.

• Our final ever Dubai Quiz at The Cheeky Camel.

• One last Half-Christmas.

• An appeal to negative commenters.

Here's our playlist from these last few quizzes. It's 35 hours of bangers.

A few special mentions and links here for people we mentioned in the podcast:

Revolution Cycles

We Will Fix It

If you have any questions or comments regarding anything we've talked about, email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Hello! Quick summary because we've got a school run to do! Things are getting very stressful as we get very close to finishing jobs & school... And the movers are only days away from coming to empty the villa. The house is upside down, we've had graduations, awards, shows, birthday parties... There have been mall visits with unexpected occurrences, a Sephora incident, a lot of emotions (and a surprising lack of emotions in some places) and it's all getting a bit much.

As ever, it is always lovely and reassuring to hear from you... If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboy92 

Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura 

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