The final episode of Humanoid Resources. Old friends show down with old enemies, and the boys say goodbye.

Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Purrow- Julia Heynen

Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara

Clip Cleanback- Rich Camillucci

The Oculon- Brad Pike

Charmeleon- Brennan Lowery

Arielanna Medusa- Jessica Landis

Dick Flynn- Wink Stone

Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Special Agent Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Michelle Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker

Artwork by Blair Britt

The Battle of the U.S.S. Spaceship begins, and Humanoid Resources enters the endgame.

Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis

Purrow- Julia Heynen

Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara

Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci

The Oculon- Brad Pike

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys are in for a BIG surprise this week. A GIANT surprise, in fact. Look, their guest, Krrrrring, who runs the ships’a nail salon, is very large, and very in charge. Meanwhile, Danica gives the Professor the birthday treatment he’s always…not had.

Krrrrring- Alli Stark

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Alien’s back in the office, and the boys get a visit from Chewspocka Worf, a Cyberpunkian voiceover artist who’s in hot water for his commercial choices. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica continue their space-road-side tour.

Chewspocka Worf- Jim Mazzarelli

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Hey…wasn’t Alien supposed to be running a marathon? Let’s check in on our favorite little “scientist”.

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Dale Isringhausen the Pile of Gas- Spencer Rybacki

Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara

Sucky the Vampire- Connor Doyle

Artwork by Blair Britt

Doug, P16, and Puddle get a visit from FlexOn, a Crumb guy who’s real happy to see them…or is it FlexOff, who’s a…real lonely guy? Either way, I was going to listen to this earlier but WE WERE ON A BREAK! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica stop for a much needed Yerg-style meal.

FlexOn/FlexOff- Tim Felton

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Puddle- Sarah Magnuson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Our old pal Puddle joins the HR crew in Alien’s stead, and the HR department gets a visit from Pastor Spookybones, the go-to skeleton for all the gods in all the dimensions. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica spot a roadside break in the monotony.

Pastor Spookybones- Trevor Knickerbocker

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Puddle- Sarah Magnuson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from Vin Dictive, a Blobulon whose job on the ship is best served cold. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica process their grief and get back to business. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE WHERE P16 WAS SITTING ON THE TAPE RECORDER, WE PROMISE.

Vin Dictive - Chirag Rathod

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

P16 sat on the tape recorder and caused some technical difficulties on this one, y’all! He’s real sorry! Meanwhile, the HR boys get a visit from Liff Niff, who may have just accidentally duplicated himself, and MAY have some lovin’ feelings about it. Also, the Professor and Danica mourn their beloved Wade.

Liff Niff- Chris George

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Whooa, a bonus episode! Let’s take a trip back to yesteryear, when P16 was still a closeted robot trying to eat lunch with some other robot buddies…

P16- Ryan Cleary

Jeff the Proctor-Bot- Connor Doyle

Dave the Janitor-Bot- James Freetly

XR90 the Cashier-Bot- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys are freakin’ nomads now, baby! And their first visit is from Nora, a sentient Bop-It. Yup, looks like ain’t nothin’ changed but the names, and the game is the same! Meanwhile. Old Man Wade says his final goodbyes.

Nora the Bop-It- Elizabel Riggs

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

The fate of the Humanoid Resources Department is revealed in the…wait, they’re calling this a new season?? Talk about stuffing the ballot box, ugh.

Dr. Orlando Calripken- Wes Young

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Oh boy, finale? Yep, this is part one of three- the beginning of the end of Humanoid Resources. The boys get a visit from some of their old friends on the ship, who have a proposition for them. Meanwhile, now that the Professor and Danica are finally on board the U.S.S. Spaceship, they’ll definitely do some important stuff, right? Right?

Arielana Medusa- Jess Landis

Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis

Purrow- Julia Heynen

Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara

Nora the Bop It- Elizabel Riggs

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Captain Drew Butt and his Backup Evil Council review the submitted tapes of the less centrally geographically located denizens of the ship to determine whether they should, you know, live, and stuff. Special thanks to The Whethermen.

Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey Freetly

Arielana Medusa the Mermaid- Jess Landis

Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci

Big Boo Baby the Ghost/Greg- Spencer Hamilton

Cassandra Blanc- Emily Jeffries

Cromulon, No Last Name Like Madonna- Matthew Sipe

Gato- Zach Gelfand

Rade- Brennan Lee

Szczyrba- Josh Bressler

Franklot Pinskalot- Carolyn Murdock

Ricky Pantelli- Art Kulatti

Akon- Stephen Flowers

Usetless- Patrick Gantz

What's been happening with some of the, oh I don't know, NOT sadistically evil folks on the ship since Captain Drew Butt (Juice) took back over? Let's find out!

Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen

Margatha Dot- Janelle Blasdel

Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy Mendoza

Belinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-Johnson

Clip Cleanback- Rip Camillucci

Chamberlain Payne- Peter Williams

Mikas the Fikas- Connor Doyle

Drew Butt reigns. Evil abounds. Bureaucracy...still happens.

Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey Freetly

Zel Tar- Alec Plant

Big Boo Baby/Greg/Craig- Spencer Hamilton

The Oculon- Brad Pike

Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci

Satan- Peter Williams

The Janitor- ???

P16 throws his party, revelations are revealed, and Season One ends. We're surprised we made it this far, too.

Griff the Otter- Damon Royster

Billy the Raccoon- Surena Marie

Puddle- Sarah Magnuson

Dorphoidal McGuire- Scott Piebenga

Bloodpuncher the Space Marine- James D'Amato

Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin

Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben Harpe

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus/Captain Drew Butt- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from Moo-Reen, and don't you dairy moo-ve on to some other channel, because she's got some spilled milk worth talkin' about. Meanwhile, Wade finally emerges from his technological/emotional cocoon, Inspector Gadget style.

Moo-Reen the Cow- Lizzie Cross

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from Zel Tar, the rage-havin', dish-washin', future momma-marryin' heir to the House of Tar on Alien's homeworld of Ur. Meanwhile, Wade's still knocked the eff out, and P.T. "The Rock" Barnabus and Danica Patrick, No Relation, Weekend at Wade's the hell out of NASA.

Zel Tar, heir to the House of Tar- Alec Plant

Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys meet Beverly Hulot, who I can't believe IS butter. Meanwhile, the Professor/Big Dumb Rock and Wade go head to head, and walk through space. Take it easy, desperados, because this episode's already gone.

Beverly Hulot the Ball of Butter- Connie Oshana

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Beverly Hulot the Ball of Butter- Connie Oshana

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from their old pal Gary from Accounting. Or, should I say, a visit from the sentient nanobots now controlling their old pal Gary from Accounting's body. Fun! Meanwhile, are...are we really just gonna let the Professor be a rock now? We're going to allow that? Ugh. SHUT YOUR BEER SLOTS AND ENJOY, FOLKS.

Belinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-Johnson

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Roses are red, venus fly traps are meaner. Wade screwed up the audio, and Purrow wants Doug's lil' wiener.

SORRY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, CAPTAIN PURROW'S PARENTS!

Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from Oscar, a G'thorian who is the ship's number one sound boy, and more importantly, who's just gettin' his butt heckled off, man! Meanwhile, Danica, Wade, and the Professor make a shit, err, pit stop on the moon, dude!

Oscar- Nick Mestad

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from Frankenbeans- sentient garbage with a can’t miss offer on a bang-up deal. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica reckon with finally being aboard the U.S.S. Spaceship.

Frankenbeans the Garbage- Andrew Garcia

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Are you not entertained? No, seriously, that's like...what we're going for here. The HR Boys get a visit from Greg the Gory, an infamous caterpillar gladiator who's thinking about spreading his wings. Meanwhile, Danica tucks some sleepy boys into space-bed, and completely fails to give The Terminal its due.

Greg the Gory- Tim Lewis

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Our favorite HR boys get a visit from Galatea, an opera singin', culture slingin', encrichment bringin' robot in charge of beefin' up the ship's culture. Alien is vewwwy sweepy, and Doug spits some hot Papa Roach. Meanwhile, Danica's awake, and the Professor and Wade might have some 'splainin' to do...

Galatea the Culture - Lindsay Gonzales

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

The boys get a visit from Char-meleon, the ship's incinerator and resident beer koozie slogan enthusiast. Meanwhile, the Professor and Wade deal with an android with a suuuuper unfamiliar voice...

Char-meleon the Incinerator - Brennan Lowery

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus/Flart the Android- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Happy Spacegiving, T.U.R.K.E.Y.S. (That's an acronym for Totally Uber Real Keister Eaters, Yes Sir!)! This week, the HR Boys get a visit from Margatha Dot, the Whiffenfluff, who's fluff deep in a game of Floogball. Meanwhile, Wade and the Professor shoot for the world record of dumbest dummies in space, and Danica cryo-sleeps.

Margatha Dot, the Whiffenfluff- Janelle Blasdel

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from Chester A. Burster, a shock jock alien who popped out of the wrong cake at the wroooong time. Meanwhile...no...this has to be a typo. The three idiots are finally going to space? No way. Let's see how THIS goes.

Chester A. Burster- Gretchen Eng

Doug Doyle / Ghoster the Toaster- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys have their first ever Humanoid Resources Town Hall with some old friends and some new ones. Meanwhile, the vigilante(ish) trio tells some spooky stories/basic health problems on this Halloween(ish) Eve(ish).

Akon the Dodecapus- Stephen Flowers

Dick Flynn- Wink Stone

Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen

Doug Doyle / Ghoster the Toaster- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Alien's back from...camp(?), and the HR Boys are flush with issues this week, as they pro-deuce some real solutions for a guest who is a...(sigh)...talking toilet. Meanwhile, our rogue turned not-rogue agent friends fill the holes in their memories with laughter. RIP Woody and Buzz's friendship.

Franklin Smellano Roosevelt the Toilet- Johnny O'Mara

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Where's Alien? Hopefully not where Cat-therine the cat lady's husband has ended up. Meanwhile, Sleepy Wade wakes up, and the Professor teaches us about corpse feet.

Cat-therine the Cat Lady- TJ King

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from Recto Farthop, a half dog half crab Marfloop who's a screamin' for some creamin'. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica Patrick, No Relation are great at packin' and recappin'. Re-capackin'? Crabdog?

Recto Farthop- Blair Britt

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt (Again!)

The HR boys get a visit from Billy, an Incubation Specialist who has all the diseases and is the trashiest of trash pandas. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica Patrick, No Relation, make space lunch. Wade is sleepy!

Billy the Raccoon- Surena Marie

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Bada bing bada boom, the HR Boys are about to get a visit from certified fresh to death badass Christopher Moltisanti, a clone of actor Michael Imperioli, who has problems meatier than a plate of gabagool. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica are in Space Jail, but…where is the prison exactly?

Christopher Moltisanti- Jason Ouimette

Doug Doyle/The Warden- Connor Doyle

P16- Ryan Cleary

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Artwork by Blair Britt

Doug's a level 7 WaveRunner now, and he's somehow MORE annoying? Tyle the sentient Koosh Ball visits the HR Department and he's as full of kooky ideas as his pockets are full of meats and starches. Meanwhile The Professor, Wade, and Danica Patrick No Relation suit the EFF up.

Tyle the Koosh- Harz Sondericker

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from Quartina, a floating stone who massages jet-ski worshipping cultists for a living. That tracks, right? Meanwhile, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick No Relation are placed in isolation to prep them for space travel. That tracks, right?

Quartina- Tracy McBee

Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Big Boo Baby the ghost joins the HR boys this week, and bless his little ghost heart, he just can't scare nothin'! Meanwhile, let's send the Professor, Danica Patrick No Relation, and Wade to space, because Earth clearly just isn't ready for this plot line.

Big Boo Baby/Greg- Spencer Hamilton

Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Our favorite Puddle comes back to the HR Department! Let's see if that latent sexual tension between her and P16 can turn into latent comedy on this comedy podcast. Meanwhile, let's check back in with Wade, Danica Patrick No Relation, and the Professor, because that plot isn't at ALL convoluted now, right?

Puddle the puddle- Sarah Magnuson

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Michelle's back! But...not all the way back. Meanwhile, Big Smoky the dog teaches the HR boys about friendship, loyalty, and the softest places to hump.

Big Smoky the Dog- Megan Sauter

Michelle Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker

Doug Doyle / Doctor Craig Yakobo- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Nurse Felicity Trumbutt- Janine Doyle

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys visit with a cute teddy bear named Gern Flang, whose, uhh...dad died. Okay, maybe he's been cuter. Meanwhile, which world leader is Captain Drew Butt(s) in disguise? Let's inch closer to that conclusion!

Gern Flang- Kevin Knickerbocker

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Our favorite HR professionals get a visit from a plant animal hybrid lady who's just REALLY on the ball about putting down roots for dat baby bump. Meanwhile, paper faces are on parade for the Professor, Danica Patrick No Relation, and Wade. Some straight up SHAKESPEARE hijinks 'bout to happen, y'all!

Pretzella 4433869634- Brenna Lemieux

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys are visited by Jeff and Janice, two Panda Bears who were BAMBOO-zled into marriage. Meanwhile, the Professor learns a lesson about gravity, and, unfortunately, teaches us one about deus ex machina. Get it? Bamboo-zled?

Jeff the Panda- Kate Yeagle

Janice the Panda- Dan Jackson

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys are visited by The Oculon, a giant eyeball who's been keeping the ship safe from internet perv-o's since 2467. Meanwhile, Wade, The Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation, have all stolen a helicopter. That's fun, isn't it? No? Okay.

The Oculon- Brad Pike

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

The U.S.S. Spaceship finally has a new Captain. The HR Department is finally visited by a Space Mermaid. Doug finally...still sucks at his job. Meanwhile, Wade has a knife in his gut, and some life in his butt.

ArielannaMedusa the Space Mermaid- Jessica Landis

Purrow the Love Robot- Julia Heynen

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Hey, how did the Professor and Danica get out of that Death Gauntlet, anyway? Didn’t we just like…gloss over that? Should we have spent more time on this?

Professor Barnabus/Sully from Boston- James Freetly

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Various- Connor Doyle

Artwork by Blair Britt

This episode kicks off with some content that really toes the line, and Doug plays a real heel. Come for those hot, hot puns, stay for...more of those puns. Meanwhile, let's see what wacky European country Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation get themselves thrown out of this time!

...It's Germany.

Margot Lynx- Alex Frenkel

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Uh-oh, Doug's in trouble, something's come along and it's burst his aura of mediocrity! Shane Matthews, Director of Biological Resources, stops by the department for everyone's favorite yearly tradition: performance reviews! Meanwhile, Wade is totally here, you guys. Just listen to those realistic fist hits!

Shane Matthews- Bill Arnett

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Artwork by Blair Britt

Our Humanoid Resources pals deal with Blood Puncher this week- a Space Marine with a whole lot of room in his hearts for magic, Shakespeare, and probably an extra dick or two. Meanwhile, the Professor makes a tight squeeze. Who knew his ego could fit inside that vent? It's all Jameses, all the time this week!

Blood Puncher- James D'Amato

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Artwork by Blair Britt

This week, the HR boyz find out where all the water on the ship comes from, and...kind of wish they hadn't. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, hold up their end of a sneaky plan.

Dick Flynn II- Wink Stone

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Artwork by Blair Britt