Explore every episode of the podcast How To Steal A Penguin
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tucci Feely | 30 Jul 2025 | 00:47:46 | |
This week the lads talk about the eating habits of Stanley Tucci, hand to hand combat with ET and recount the story of how they met. Awwww. | |||
| Barberfloor Moustache | 06 Aug 2025 | 00:46:20 | |
This week the lads talk about going into holiday mode, ask if Robert De Niro makes a convincing housemaid and Seán recounts a somewhat uncomfortable story about the Edinburgh Fringe festival. | |||
| It's Brittany, Bitch | 13 Aug 2025 | 00:51:20 | |
This week we talk about Liam Neeson's increasingly gruff tones, the offensive Irish carictures in the Lord Of The Rings series, and the fact that Helen Keller once flew a plane - no, that's not a joke. | |||
| Colm Meaney By Your Name | 20 Aug 2025 | 00:49:20 | |
This week we talk about working with Irish cinema legend Colm Meaney, what it means to scuttle a ship, and Joe’s surprise appearance in a SuperValu ad. | |||
| Bob Mortified | 27 Aug 2025 | 00:46:48 | |
This week we talk about our shared love of musicals, the idea of waiting outside a hotel for ten hours in the hopes of seeing AC/DC for ten seconds, and Sean recounts the time he embarrassed himself in front of comedy legend Bob Mortimer. | |||
| Poxie Litt | 03 Sep 2025 | 00:53:36 | |
This week we wade into the debate on the importance of statues of animals. We also recount the times we both separately bumped into Ian McKellen and how Sean's glorioius moustache once acted as a peacemaker during an intense day of filming. | |||
| Shane Guevara | 10 Sep 2025 | 00:54:55 | |
This week we measure Paul Mescal against other Irish celebrities in the pints department before donning our tinfoil hats and queuing up some classic conspiracies. To unwind, we discuss the art of YouTube comfort watching and finish on a very important question - how many seagulls would it take to carry Seán away? A very real threat and something that could happen at any moment. | |||
| Willem DeShow | 17 Sep 2025 | 00:52:15 | |
This week we talk about the joys of having a pacemaker and having to get my batteries changed like a Duracell Bunny. Joe talked about the time he was hit by a car- just straight up hit by a car. I hope you like impressions because we stuffed quite a few in this week’s episode. | |||
| Ian Wrighty Tighty | 24 Sep 2025 | 00:52:28 | |
This week we talk about Seán's time working with Arsenal legends Ian Wright and David Seaman, Joe shares a movie trivia game we all struggled to follow, and mortification ensues when a fan of the show brings up a steamy novel Seán once narrated. | |||
| Joedemort | 01 Oct 2025 | 00:47:52 | |
This week we talk about the fact that Joe sounds like a rusty door hinge when he’s got a cold, the ins and outs of hidden camera pranks on famous people, and the time Seán worked with Viper Higgins. Class lad. | |||
| Taking The Mick Lynch | 08 Oct 2025 | 00:47:54 | |
This week we talk about Joe pouring the most expensive Guinness you’ve ever heard of, as well as the time Sean gave trade union leader Mick Lynch’s email address and the fallout from that. Last but not least Joe talks about running into a somewhat divisive Irish internet comedian who loves telling stories. | |||
| Jambon Jovi | 15 Oct 2025 | 00:50:40 | |
This week we talk about alternative names for the podcast, Joe shares a nightmare story from his weekend shift, and we imagine what Succession would look like with the 'other' Brian Cox. | |||
| Ray Your Mano | 22 Oct 2025 | 00:54:01 | |
This week Joe tells us about the time he hosted an audience full of gangsters, Sean squeezes in a bit of ASMR and the worst comedy gig of his entire life - he most definitely is still not over it. Producer: Gareth Freiheit https://www.instagram.com/garethfreiheit/ Assistant Producer: Michael Bissett https://www.instagram.com/uvgurls/ Hosts: Sean Burke https://www.instagram.com/seanburkeshow/ Joe O'Neill https://www.instagram.com/joeyourownway_/ | |||
| Joaquin On Sunshine | 29 Oct 2025 | 00:52:36 | |
This week we talked about getting schooled by Gen Z on passive aggression, the Live Laugh Loveification of society and we talk about going to a Hot Wheels show that was absolutely not meant for us. | |||
| Shall Pacino | 05 Nov 2025 | 00:51:38 | |
This week the lads talk about O'Neill family Oktobersesh, Louis Theroux and have a surprisingly sincere chat about drinking habits. If you're enjoying the show, please give us a 5 star rating and recommend us to a friend. We don't have any, so we're relying on you. Pod IG: https//www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ Seán Burke https://www.instagram.com/seanburkeshow/ Joe O'Neill https://www.instagram.com/joeyourownway_/ | |||
| Pierced Brosnan | 12 Nov 2025 | 00:50:06 | |
This week the lads talk about Pierce Brosnan's rudeness, Stag Parties and throwing Pizzas on the roof of the Breaking Bad house. If you're enjoying the show, please give us a 5 star rating and recommend us to a friend. We don't have any so we're relying on you. Hosted By Seán Burke & Joe O'Neill https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Troy To The World | 19 Nov 2025 | 00:48:35 | |
This week the lads discussed The Running Man, relentless Plumbers and naturally got stuck into Ireland's euphoria inducing win over Hungary. Forgive us, it doesn't happen that often... IG: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Duffy The Vampire Slayer | 03 Dec 2025 | 00:54:22 | |
This week the lads chat about social media plagiarism, Seán's deleted appearance on RTE's The Fear and hear about teenage Joe's stand up comedy debut. If you're enjoying the show please do follow us on whatever platform you use, it really does help us out. Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Hugh Granted | 26 Nov 2025 | 00:52:34 | |
This week the lads exchange stories from school, talk about Daytime TV Detective shows and Seán mentions a Welly throwing contest that went horribly wrong. Hosted by Seán Burke & Joe O'Neill https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Hans Zimmer Frame | 10 Dec 2025 | 00:48:57 | |
This week the lads talk about Predator: The Musical, the time Seán went to a model airplane festival in Shrewsbury and Joe recounts his story of meeting the one and only Michael Caine. Follow our IG: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Tim Curry Sauce | 17 Dec 2025 | 00:50:22 | |
This week the lads talk about a remorseful phone thief, witnessing a bar fight in Swords and the downsides of being Irish in England. Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Chappell Rowan Atkinson | 24 Dec 2025 | 00:53:56 | |
This week the lads talk aboit Joe's surprise visits home that are no longer a surprise, a friends Christmas tree that got his building evacuated and then we talk badly about Love Actually. Tis the season. Enjoy our festive ramblings! Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Jeremy Irons His Boxers | 31 Dec 2025 | 00:46:15 | |
This week the lads talk about the nether zone of time between Christmas and New Years, throwback to some Celtic Tiger TV Ads and annoy themselves talking about rage bait articles about how to save for a house. Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Lee Pace Yourself | 07 Jan 2026 | 00:51:37 | |
This week the lads talk about their paltry knowledge of Leitrim, gigging to small crowds and discuss the connection between Vanessa Carlton and Glenn Howerton. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Sticky Gervais | 14 Jan 2026 | 00:53:16 | |
This week the lads talk about the rare benefits of having a heart condition, the connection between David O'Doherty and Eddie Jones and for a feel good finish, they discuss their worst fears. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Moroccan Roll | 21 Jan 2026 | 00:50:08 | |
This week the lads talk about Seán's pacemaker surgery, the AFCON final and revisit one of our beloved Jeremy Iron's lesser know works. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Malcolm In The Midler | 28 Jan 2026 | 00:52:01 | |
This week the lads talk about the upcoming return of 'Malcolm in the Middle', Joe's Birthday betting antics and discuss some of the hate comments on our most recent podcast clip. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Alex Gurner | 04 Feb 2026 | 00:49:54 | |
This week the lads talk about when Joe was a big deal on an Irish meme page, Seán talks about accidentally wandering onto a military training ground and then as usual the chat breaks down into amateur film criticism. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Dáil McCartney | 11 Feb 2026 | 00:52:59 | |
This week the lads talk about the time Joe met a man named Adolf, the time Seán accidentally booked into a gay hotel and ask what would be the saddest show to go see on your own this Valentines? Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Bob Chillin | 18 Feb 2026 | 00:49:46 | |
This week the lads talk about witnessing a Goth open relationship, the logisitics of robbing an Estate Agent and Seán does an Al Pacino impression. Again. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| David Byrne After Reading | 25 Feb 2026 | 00:53:41 | |
This week the lads share some classic Irish nicknames and rant about the epidemic of terrible, vibey barbers. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Jim Kerrygold | 04 Mar 2026 | 00:53:56 | |
This week the lads talk about Jim Carrey conspiracy theories, people who talk during gigs and ask the question 'Who is the most famous person to come from Swords?'. Spoiler alert: It's not Seán. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshowFollow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Spill Lynott | 11 Mar 2026 | 00:48:55 | |
This week the lads discuss being on tour, Joe shares an anecdote about pouring drinks for footballing royalty and the Gleesons catch some strays as they describe some of their worst hangovers. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Simon Hennessy | 18 Mar 2026 | 00:52:58 | |
The lads welcome their very first guest: Comedian Simon Hennessy! But that didn't stop them from talking about the usual stuff, like disaster gigs, The Simpsons on the Southside of Dublin and finish on some sickeningly sincere advice. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ Follow Simon: https://www.instagram.com/simon_hennessy/ Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow | |||
| Gillen 'Em Softly (with Michael Fry) | 01 Apr 2026 | 00:52:44 | |
This week the lads welcome another special guest: Michael Fry. The topics of discussion this time include Aiden Gillen, the cruelty of reality TV in the early 2000s, Michael's song writing process and the glory days of sketch comedy on Twitter. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ Follow Michael: https://www.instagram.com/bigdirtyfry/ Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow | |||
| Desk Fabregas | 25 Mar 2026 | 00:50:45 | |
This week the lads chat political statements during family shows, AFCON drama and hanging out with Dylan Moran. Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Sean Beans On Toast | 08 Apr 2026 | 00:53:27 | |
This week the lads chat about Birding with Sean Bean, Joe's Irish odyssey to Prague for the football and the benefits of sharing a hostel dorm with deaf people. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow | |||
| LOL J.K Simmons | 29 Apr 2026 | 00:49:22 | |
This week the lads chat about Joe's hair colour, the Michael Jackson biopic and finish with some Google reviews from an interesting source. Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Neil Patrick Simon Harris | 22 Apr 2026 | 00:52:09 | |
This week the lads ask the question 'What happens when a Cow walks into a bar?', Seán shares the less than ideal tech set up from a recent tour show and then they share some disastrous wedding stories. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Hustle Crowe | 15 Apr 2026 | 00:52:50 | |
This week the lads chat about Russell Crowe's favourite guy on set, Joe shares a controversial ranking of the greatest ever Irish songs and then they talk about being Irish in moderation. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow | |||
| Party Whelan | 06 May 2026 | 00:48:26 | |
This week the lads chat about Coolio's dance routine with RTE staff, discuss a recent acoustic gig they went to and Joe tells us why we should never go for a pee next to a swamp. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Leonard Traffic Cohen | 13 May 2026 | 00:50:39 | |
This week the lads chat about some of Irelands most niche museums, rate Seán’s tour shows from best to worst and discuss what it means to be a cheeky ally. Seán Dublin Show: https://www.ticketmaster.ie/sean-burke-your-man-dublin-09-10-2026/event/1800649CA0C5DC20 | |||
| Bawl McGrath | 20 May 2026 | 00:48:12 | |
This week the lads chat prison gigs, comedy courses and the epidemic of dull football pundits. Seán Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow | |||
| YouTube Best Bits | 27 May 2026 | 00:48:20 | |
A special bonus episode this week (bonus meaning we couldn’t record together) of some of our best bits from the YouTube sections of the show normally exclusive to YouTube! | |||
| Brendan Fraser Crane | 03 Jun 2026 | 00:51:44 | |
This week the lads chat about Andrew Scott's weather war movie, Benedict Cumberbatch arguing with cyclists and their ideal Muppet's movie adaptations. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| Learner Herzog | 10 Jun 2026 | 00:45:35 | |
This week it's a name drop bonanza as Seán recounts the story of bumping into a notable Irish actor on the train and Joe talks about making a 50 Shades of Grey joke to Jamie Dornan. He wasn't a fan. Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||
| YouTube Best Bits Part 2 | 17 Jun 2026 | 00:47:38 | |
Some more exclusive YouTube section sound bites this week, featuring Michael Fry and Simon Hennessy! Follow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/ | |||