How Not to Vampire – Details, episodes & analysis

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How Not to Vampire

Rodney V. Smith

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Frequency: 1 episode/7d. Total Eps: 3

Audio chapters from the Wattpad novel HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE. There are rules about who gets to be a vampire, and Bob, a young black man living in Toronto, breaks them all. In order to stay undead, he must battle the secret vampire society hell-bent on giving him a more permanent death. Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/221510371

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Chapter 2 - Friends In Low Places

Season 1 · Episode 2

Saturday, April 2, 2022 • Duration 12:45

Meet Bob's best friend, Claude, gentleman thief and all-round rogue. He's the real hero of the show, and Bob is just a sidekick, just more fun, so deal with it.

Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/958354978

Music: "Into the Dark" by Harlowe Rose

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How Not to Vampire - Trailer

Season 1

Wednesday, March 30, 2022 • Duration 00:30

Vampiring is HARD.

Things Bob has on his checklist when he accidentally becomes a vampire: a) forget everything he knows about vampires b) Google vampire survival tactics c) don't get brutally murdered by vampires.

Apparently, there are vampire LAWS, and Bob, a young, romantically-challenged black man living in Toronto, never got the guidebook. Even though it's not his fault that he's broken every rule, a secret vampire society is hellbent on giving him a more permanent death. With the help of his best pal, Claude, Bob tries to stay alive and hopefully turn around his screwed-up existence in the process.

20 CHAPTERS, released weekly, only on Wattpad.

https://www.wattpad.com/story/221510371

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Chapter 1 - My Own Worst Enemy

Season 1 · Episode 1

Saturday, March 19, 2022 • Duration 09:56

In which we meet Bob, the not-vampire, and yes he is in trouble, but seriously, what did you expect? Oh yeah, and then there's his girlfriend Jaime...

Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/869596783

Music: "Into the Dark" by Harlowe Rose

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