This week @ema.jones explores the many transits that were hitting Ashley Darby's natal chart on the day that her divorce was finalized and the energetics behind Ciara Miller's strong emotions towards West.

Also in this episode is: parallels between Mia Thornton and Brynn Whitfield's energetics, Bozoma Saint John as Dorit's spokeswoman, Paige Desorbo's Saturn Return glow up, and whether Gabby Windey is in it for the long haul on Traitors.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Planets stationing Retrograde and Direct

💫 Pisces New Moon

💫 Venus Retrograde in Pisces

💫 The 8th House + Finances

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Ashley's Divorce 14:48

RHOP 20:44

RHOBH 24:40

Summer House 27:32

The Traitors 31:43

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones dives deep into the many ways Cancerian energy (and nurturing) can manifest as she explores the relationship dynamic between Sutton Stracke and her mother, Reba.

Also in this episode is: a look at Carolyn Wiger's natal chart, Jesse Solomon and Lexi Wood's immediate attraction, and Ciara Miller's "I am who I am" attitude that got her booted from the castle.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Pisces season

💫 Multi-faceted Cancer and the Moon

💫 Cardinal signs

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

M2M 5:40

RHOBH 9:47

The Traitors 30:10

Summer House 35:07

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Discover the energetics of Martha Stewart as @ema.jones explores the highs and lows of her extraordinary life and career. From her deep passion for gardening, which blossomed into a homemaking empire, to the shocking Wall Street scandal and its dramatic aftermath, Emma reveals the astrological transits that influenced her most pivotal moments. Get ready to see Martha in a whole new light and discover the cosmic forces behind her rise, fall, and rise again.

Also featured in this episode: a sneak peak at her synastry with bestie Snoop Dogg and high level breakdown of her Human Design bodygraph.

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Pour yourself a stiff “cockie” and join us in the Cosmic Clubhouse as @ema.jones and @agent.of.pluto break down 2023’s cosmic forecast.

Grab your chart and take some notes as the ladies walk you through the most impactful transits of the year and how they may affect our favorite housewives and husbands.

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

In this week’s episode, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) pick up right where they left off and dive straight into Lisa and Lenny’s cosmic compatibility.  The ladies also chat about Chiron, the asteroid known as the “wounded healer”, and the role it plays in Ashley and Candice’s respective financial journeys.  As we are nearing the end of Sag season, our hosts highlight how Sagittarian energy breeds iconic housewives and discuss how the low vibe of that energy continues to play out over in SLC. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Lots to cover in this week's episode with the Full Moon in Gemini bringing an overabundance of content! Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) recap this week's Potomac, highlighting Karen's Venutian sexual prowess. Over in Salt Lake City,  Heather and Jen’s relationship gets a cosmic rundown (human design style). The ladies then switch gears to cover the mega-drop from Miami including the Lisa / Larsa Cancerian showdown and take a first look at Lenny’s natal placements. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

After a mini break, the ladies are back and they’re packing their bags. In this week's episode Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) head to Miami to scrutinize Peter Thomas’s natal placements before getting into the Potomac girl’s disaster trip. The ladies then pop over to Santa Barbara for the Salt Lake City trip where they take a look at how the Housewives’ rising signs showed up and showed out. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

BONUS EPISODE ALERT: The ladies give their hot takes on the Bravolationship that everyone is talking about — Luke Gulbranson and Ashley Darby. Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) interviews Emma (@ema.jones) on all things Summer House after convincing her to binge seasons 1-6.

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

In this week's episode we kick off Sagittarius season! Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) cover the Potomac Housewives' trip to Miami, taking an in-depth look at Mia's room assignments and chat Ashley's mischievous, mercurial placements.

Over in Salt Lake City the ladies mention it all regarding the "South in your Mouth" pow-wow and dive into Coach's natal placements. They also discuss Lisa's Mormon 2.0ing and the astrological significance of Jen's court date being pushed back to December 15th.

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) discuss the Potomac Burn Session and Wendy's motives from an astrological perspective before jumping over to Salt Lake City and the continuation of the Harrington finsta-fiasco.

The episode wraps up with a roundup of the past week's Bravolebrity antics through the lens of the current transits including a Housewife/Summer House girls night out, Bethenny's announcement of her new podcast (and subsequent shade from the Countess), and the CFO of Girardi Keese being arrested on charges of fraud and embezzlement.

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) explore Robin and Juan's compatibility, Heather's new role as choir director filling a void for family, and the most Mars retrograde in Gemini behavior - Chris H's trolling! The ladies also break down planetary "rulership" in modern and traditional astrology and give advice for the final lunar eclipse of the current Taurus/Scorpio eclipse cycle, taking place on November 8th.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) break down eclipse season before FINALLY wrapping up RHOBH with their MVP and LVPs of Season 12. The Ladies also take a look at not-so-Zen Wen and bust the misconception of Geminis being two-faced before jumping over to Salt Lake City to re-introduce Heather as an honorary Scorpio.

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

BONUS EPISODE ALERT: Emma (@ema.jones) interviews Tasha (agent.of.pluto) about her time at Bravocon including the Bravolebrities she met, panels she sat in on, and insider tips for those looking to go next year.  The ladies also give their first takes on the new RHONY cast and their astrological insights on Housewives entertainment in our society today. 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones breaks down the various drivers and desires of the RHONY ladies to conceive and dives deep into Gordon Thornton's energetics to explore his relationship with Mia from his perspective.

Also in this episode is: a first look at new Housewife Bozoma Saint John's natal chart, Bronwyn Newport and Heather Gay's friendship potential, and a feature on everyone's favorite Bravo illustrator Drunk Drawn's Ryan Casey.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Big Virgo energy

💫 Venus - Mars synastry

💫 Nodal oppositions

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHOC 3:51

RHOP 4:23

RHONY 15:16

RHOSLC 24:18

RHOBH 29:12

Ryan Casey aka Drunk Drawn 36:48

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) discuss the Potomac Fendi faceoff, take a microscope to Chris and Candice's compatibility, and try to get to the bottom of Gizelle's messy pot-stirring. Speaking of messy, the ladies also take a deep look at Rinna's astrological energetics at play this season on Beverly Hills and discuss an interesting Human Design component that the 'Dynamic Duo' (Rinna and Erika) have in common. Over in Salt Lake City, the messiness continues with the emo breakup of 'Bad Weather' and Jen Shah's Scorpionic traits that support her (now retracted) innocence plea.

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) talk about their experience with the full moon in Aries this past weekend before recapping the RHOP Season 7 premiere and the shift in relationship dynamics - specifically with Ashley and Michael’s potential divorce. The ladies also talk about RHOSLC's Garbage Trash Whore party AND kickoff the RHOBH Season 12 reunion. 

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week, Emma (@ema.jones) and Tasha (@agent.of.pluto) explain what the hell mercury retrograde actually means before diving into *that* RHOBH season 12 finale - including a high-level overview of a RARE similarity between Rinna and Kyle’s Human Design. The ladies also talk RHOSLC episode 2 things and dive deeper into Whitney’s healing journey.

Happy Libra Season! Doors are now officially open to the House of Bravo - the only weekly recap podcast with a cosmic flair ✨ This week Emma and Tasha jump into the RHOSLC premiere with a deep dive into Whitney’s evolution away from the Mormon church, quick takes on Lisa, and Jen’s crisis of conscience. 

🎙 @ema.jones & @agent.of.pluto

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Welcome to House of Bravo ✨ where we break down Bravo personalities and shows from a cosmic perspective; uncovering the underlying energies shaping the drama (both on-screen and off).

From current astro weather and events to deep dives into Bravolebrities energetics, this is your one-stop-shop podcast to get your Bravo fix while learning to decode the language of the Stars.

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This week @ema.jones explores the "delayed" Bravo-news coming to light in this pre-Mercury-rx in Sagittarius shadow period and highlights some dates to watch out for as this Mercury Retrograde evolves (especially with it's square to transiting Saturn in Pisces).

Also in this episode is: hot take on an end to The Housewives era, Lisa Barlow's sensitivity around her mothering, Mia Thornton's unusual love triangle, Brynn Whitfield's mid-life crisis playing out on our screens, and more!

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Mercury square Saturn

💫 Saturn's dignities

💫 Masculine vs Feminie energies in the Zodiac

💫 Saturn square Saturn transit

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHOSLC 16:20

RHOP 22:50

RHONY 27:31

RHOC 35:50

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores the upcoming shifts in generational planets that will take place in the next two years and what they can mean for this country and the world at large. Emma then explains how Human Design can be used to regulate your Nervous System by looking at elements of your "Design" or "Unconscious" body charts. Tips and advice are given for each Unconscious Type and Environment. After running your Bodygraph on geneticmatrix.com and selecting your "Design" chart, check the show notes for the time stamps of your Body's type and Environment.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Pluto in Aquarius

💫 Neptune in Aries

💫 Uranus in Gemini

💫 Saturn in Aries

💫 Nervous System regulation using Human Design

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Pluto at 29 degrees Capricorn 2:07

Pluto in Aquarius 7:18

Upcoming Transits Explained 8:58

Nervous System Regulation 23:47

Design Generator + Manifesting Generator 29:57

Design Projectors 31:55

Design Manifestor 32:50

Design Reflector 33:31

Environment Overview 35:56

Caves Environment 36:56

Markets Environment 38:31

Kitchens Environment 41:00

Mountains Environment 42:33

Valleys Environment 44:39

Shores Environment 46:37

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📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Celebrate the 100th episode of House of Bravo as @ema.jones breaks down the end of Shannon Beador + Tamra Judge's friendship while ushering in the new OC dynamic duo, Katie Ginella + Jennifer Pedranti.

Also covered in this episode: the energy of election week, Heather Gay's blind loyalty, Brynn Whitfield's low vibes shining through, and an exploration of Stacey Rusch's natal chart.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Energetic flow of aspects

💫 High vibe of Scorpio

💫 "Similar energetic signatures"

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHOC 12:21

RHOSLC 25:14

RHONY 35:56

RHOSLC 40:00

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores the dymanics of friendships, frenemyships, and straight up enemies with a focus on Brynn Whitfield and Ubah Hassan, Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger, and Jared Osmond's sexual proclivities (since there is no birth information for Britani Bateman).

Also covered in this episode: a deep dive into Shannon's chart amidst her rocky season, Lisa Barlow and Bronwyn Newport's karmic connection, and Phaedra Park's departure from Dancing With The Stars.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Out-of-sign aspects

💫 First vs second Saturn Returns

💫 Layers of Sagittarius archetype

💫 Riding out an emotional wave with Emotional Authority

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHOC 7:09

RHONY 18:50

RHOP 28:20

RHOSLC 36:00

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores how Mars in Scorpio can play out in many ways with a close look at 3 ladies from the OC (Tamra Judge, Heather Dubrow, Gina Kirschenheiter) and examines the fallout of this past eclipse season and Whitney Rose's MLM "scandal", is it karmic retribution?

Also covered in this episode: How the Aries/Libra eclipses over the past year have brought a whole new Mary Cosby to our screens, Brynn's "silent but deadly" fighting style, and the transits of Karens (second) DUI.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Mars in Scorpio

💫 Chiron in Pisces

💫 Low vibe of Air Signs

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Whitney MLM involvement 8:24

RHOSLC 13:22

RHOC 20:45

RHONY 30:15

RHOP 32:27

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones covers the premiere of RHONY with an astro-analysis of the season 15 ladies taglines and a throwback to old RHONY with a look at Kelly Bensimon's energetics and prioritizing her children above her love tank.

Also covered in this episode: Tamra's eclipse lawsuit, Katie's dinner party debacle - was Tamra drunk or acting?, Heather Gay + Lisa Barlow's "girl talk" vs Bronwyn's "shit talking", and the energetics of Whitney Rose + Meredith Mark's frenemyship.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Nodal Returns

💫 Cancers protective shell

💫 Sagittarius energy

💫 Virgos "perfectionism"

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Tamra Lawsuit 5:04

Kelly Bensimon Putting Kids First 7:07

RHOC 9:53

RHOSLC 15:25

RHONY 21:25

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones celebrates House of Bravo's second birthday 🥳 make sure to stay tuned till the end of the episode to find out how you can win a special "thank you" gift ✨

Also covered in this episode: Whitney Rose + Lisa Barlow's similar yet different ways of receiving constructive criticism, an energetic tie between Emily Simpson + Mary Cosby, setting the record straight about Geminis, and behind the scenes explanations of how astrologers think.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Ceres

💫 Chiron in Aries

💫 Ceres - Venus natal conjunctions

💫 Gemini - Sagittarius axis

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHOC 6:22

RHOSLC 16:17

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores the MANY transits hitting Sean Diddy Combs chart amidst his arrest for sexual assault and misconduct (and what it could mean for him moving forward).

Also covered in this episode: a review of all RHOSLC ladies' natal charts to kick off season 5, uncovering the karmic connections between Heather Dubrow + Shannon Storms Beador, and a conclusion of RHODubai season 2 with MVP and LVP of the season.

CW: This episode covers topics of abuse and struggles with body image

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Libra season

💫 Venus in Scorpio

💫 Venus - Chiron conjunction

💫 Venus - Mars aspects

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Eclipses coming for Diddy 7:04

RHOC 14:00

RHODubai 23:43

RHOSLC 28:10

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones finally explores Britani Bateman's chart and looks into what makes Boston Rob such a good "gamer"

Also in this episode is: why is Stacey Rusch ignoring the red flags in her relationship with TJ, Madison Lecroy's pregnancy announcement, the rumor about Lindsay Hubbard's split from her baby daddy, and the transits taking place during Karen Huger's trial.

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHONY 8:23

RHOSLC 11:41

RHOP 18:17

RHOBH 23:57

The Traitors 25:57

Work with Emma:www.emajones.com

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones breaks down the transits supporting Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris for the 2024 presidential election.

Also covered in this episode: Rachel Zoe's divorce, transits hitting Jennifer Pedranti during filming of RHOC season 18, Gina Kirschenheiter spilling the beans about the ring camera footage to Shannon Beador, Lesa Milan's pain, and an exploration of who is telling the truth between Caroline Brooks and Taleen Marie.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Pisces / Virgo Eclipse season

💫 8th house themes

💫 Venus - Chiron conjunction

💫 Venus - Mars aspects

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris 8:56

Rachel Zoe divorce 14:13

RHOC 19:26

RHODubai 31:24

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores the Traitors party side-convo synastry of Heather Dubrow + Katie Ginella and Emily Simpson + Jennifer Pedranti. Are either pair headed towards a true friendship?




Also covered in this episode: Mars's elongated journey through Cancer, Tamra and Shannon's on-screen vs off-screen personas, and Stanbury and Taleen's budding party-friendship in Dubai.




👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Mars in Cancer

💫 Venus conjunct Saturn synastry

💫 Chiron in Taurus

💫 Jupiter + Mars in Gemini (natal vs synastry)







⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHOC 10:44

RHODubai 29:39




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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones covers Alexis Bellino's obsession with Johnny J— are these two destined for each other or star-crossed lovers? Explore both options as we break down their synastry with a close look to their Saturn and Nodal placements.

Also covered in this episode: Tom Girardi's conviction in relation to current transits, Tamra energetically boosting Emily's mean-girl tendencies, Sara's negative relationship patterns, and a look behind the curtain at Shannon and Tamra's toxic frenemyship.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Venus in Libra

💫 Saturn opposition synastry

💫 Karmic activations to look out for

💫 Black Moon Lilith

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Tom Girardi 10:34

RHOC 16:06

RHODubai 34:12

Work with Emma: ⁠www.emajones.com

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones wraps up RHONJ season 14 with a look at Teresa and Melissa's energetics from a Human Design perspective.

Also covered in this episode: Stanbury's apology to Ayan, Heather Dubrow's hard exterior and ultra-sensitive interior, Lesa Milan as the definition of sabateur, and Tamra's aggressive outburst towards Shannon.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 4/6 profile Human Design

💫 3/5 profile Human Design

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHONJ 8:14

RHODubai 29:26

RHOC 36:08

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones wraps up initial thoughts on the 2024 candidates' natal charts with a review of Tim Walz's and gives a breakdown of how transits work from a Human Design perspective.

Also covered in this episode: New Jersey's last supper, Lesa Milan's forgiving nature, Vicki Gunvalson's need to go go go, Luis' vindictive and egotistical tendencies, and Emma's (astrologically backed) theory of who called the paparazzi on Terry and Heather.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 The 6 phases of Mercury retrograde

💫 Transits in Human Design

💫 Mars in Gemini

💫 Mars conjunct Black Moon Lilith

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Tim Walz 9:15

RHOC 18:30

RHONJ 29:34

RHODubai 37:12

This week @ema.jones has a lot of questions: What are John Janssen's motives? Can Jenn learn to grab the reigns and "be an adult"? Is Margaret up to something shady? What is Luis even trying to promote? And how is Simone Biles so iconic?

Also covered in this episode: Phaedra's return to RHOA, comparing Housewives' Chiron in Taurus placements, and a look at Gina's man Travis's chart.

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Simone Biles 2:17

Phaedra Parks return to RHOA 12:38

RHONJ 15:18

RHOC 21:19

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores the similarities between Kamala Harris and Trump's charts before unpacking the power dynamics at play with Louis and Teresa

This week's episode also covers a Neptunian parallel between Jennifer Pedranti and Teresa Giudice's relationship blindspots and how the Carolines of Dubai are the same, but different.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 What an astrological season is

💫 Saturn in Pisces and the age of "delulu"

💫 Neptune in Sagittarius

💫 Astrocartography basics

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Kamala and Trump 2:07

RHONJ 6:38

RHOC 18:20

RHODubai 27:37

Astrocartography Story Time 33:47

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Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

We're back, baby! @ema.jones takes a quick break from regularly scheduled programming to explore Trump's chart and the transits at play on July 13th before diving into the Bravo shows of the week.

Back in Bravo-land, check out the astrology behind RHOC season 18 cast taglines, Margaret Joseph's pot-stirring tendencies, Lesa Milan's people-pleasing nature, and listener questions like "Does Andy hate Jennifer Aydin?".

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Mars + Uranus conjunction

💫 New Moon Babies

💫 Aspect quiz and refresher

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Trump assassination attempt 5:08

RHONJ 15:04

RHODubai 23:43

RHOC 34:04

Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

@ema.jones revisits Sergio and Caroline's dynamic focusing on Sergio's Saturn Return as he attempts to stake his claim as "man of the house".

This week's episode also covers Kenya Moore's pause on RHOA, the different ways energies can manifest, and a look at Danielle Cabral and Jennifer Aydin's fight on RHONJ.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Cancer Season feels

💫 Energetic spectrum (positive and negative)

💫 Mars

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Kenya Moore Paused 3:08

RHODubai 15:12

RHONJ 22:19

Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

@ema.jones unpacks Caroline Stanbury & Sergio's synastry and relationship dynamic (spoiler alert, there is an extreme power imbalance here 😂) and takes a stab at what Dr Sara Al Madani may have against Libra men.

This week's episode also covers Dolores Catania's men wanting to "have their cake and eat it too" and whether Kyle Cooke will ever be able to give Amanda Batula what she needs (and deserves!).

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Full Moon energetics

💫 Outer planet transits

💫 Uranus oppositions

💫 3/5 Profile in Human Design

💫 Modalities and Squares / Oppositions

💫 Elements and Trines

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Justin Timberlake DUI 3:12

Summer House 13:26

RHONJ 20:29

RHODubai 25:42

Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores the astrology of Bob the Drag Queen's goodbye speech as well as Quad and Dr Gregory's synastry.

Also in this episode is: Mary Cosby's Human Design energetics, Stacey Rusch getting activated, Erika settling into herself, and Erin Lichy's short term memory with what comes out of her mouth.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Uranus higher octave of Mercury

💫 Incarnation Cross in Human Design

💫 Human Design Gates:

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHONY 21:32

RHOSLC 23:14

RHOBH 38:08

Married to Medicine 47:22

The Traitors 53:23

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

@ema.jones is riding the VUCA Gemini energy this week with a review of the first part of Summer House reunion (hello West + Ciara, we're looking at you).

This week's episode also examines Gabby Prescod's ride-or-die fixed placements, Caroline Stanbury and Sara Al Madani's natal chart musings, and the synastry between Jennifer Aydin and Jenn Fessler.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Dispelling the myth of cusp Sun

💫 1st + 10th Houses

💫 The Midheaven

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHONJ 3:32

RHOD 8:50

Summer House 21:56

Work with Emma: ⁠www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Back to our regularly scheduled recap, @ema.jones looks at Carl and Lindsay's Human Design dynamics and breaks down the Dubai taglines with a first look at the ladies' astrological placements at play. This week's episode also examines Dolores's questionable choice of men (for her) and whether Jackie is a friend to all or a friend to none. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Cazimi 💫 Investigative 1 line 💫 Venus/Mars conjunctions 💫 Aquarius in partnership 💫 Projector vs Generator work ethics ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ RHONJ 5:06 RHOD 14:02 Summer House 24:33 Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠ 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Summer House Martha's Vineyard might be on pause but all you have to do is press play to hear Summer Thomas and @ema.jones discussing all things Human Design, Astrology, and Astrocartography (and of course chat about what it's really like to be on SHMV).

This episode covers what it means to have a 5 line in your profile, how Projectors can best use their time while waiting for an invitation, similarities between Emotional and Mental Authorities, and what causes the Projector not-self theme of "bitterness".

Make sure to follow Summer's journey

https://www.instagram.com/summermariethomas/

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 5/1 Profile

💫 The Heretic archetype

💫 Mental / Soundingboard Authority

💫 Outer vision Cognition

💫 Projector not-self theme of bitterness

💫 Astrocartography 101

Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones welcomes Preston Mitchum to The Cosmic Clubhouse. The discussion explores Preston's life work (and of course his time on Summer House Martha's Vineyard) through the lens of energetics.

Topics covered in this episode include, what it's like to be on reality TV, how a shift in location can change the dynamics of friendships, Pisces beyond the archetype, what it's like to carry the energy of "The Pioneer line" with you through life.

Emma stays on at the end to answer listener questions regarding Preston's synastry with Jordan and the future of SHMV.

Make sure to follow Preston's journey

https://prestonmitchum.com/

https://www.instagram.com/Preston.Mitchum/

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Sagittarian energy + themes

💫 Pisces outside of the archetype

💫 Planets in a sign answering to the sign's ruler in your chart

💫 2/4 profile

💫 The Pioneer Line, Mars MC, in Astrocartography

Work with Emma: emajones.as.me

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones gets ready to celebrate her birthday doing what she loves best, breaking down Bravo drama including the transits impacting Kathryn Dennis's recent DUI and the messiness of RHONJ's Jenn Fessler.

This episode also covers the natal contradictions of the non-committal newbies on Summer House.

If you want to spread some birthday cheer Emma's way, please write a review, share with a friend, or send love via Instagram @thecosmicclubhouse or @ema.jones

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👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Jupiter in Gemini

💫 Sagittarian themes

💫 Cancer Moons

💫 Lilith in Gemini

💫 Defined vs Undefined Solar Plexus

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Kathryn DUI 14:22

RHONJ 20:32

Summer House 30:19

SH Martha’s Vineyard 42:57

Work with Emma: emajones.as.me

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores the astrology behind Lindsay’s observation of her fire and how Amanda's alignment with her Human Design energetics is paying off through recognition and invitations. Over in Martha’s Vineyard, we take a look at Preston’s natal chart and break down the RHONJ Housewives’ tag lines through their planetary placements. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 2 line energy 💫 Splenic Authority 💫 Projector strategy - waiting for the invitation 💫 Pisces energy ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ Summer House 5:48 SH Martha’s Vineyard 23:36 RHONJ 31:13 Work with Emma: emajones.as.me 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

A short and sweet episode to cover the premiere of RHONJ and Paige + Craig's Vedic compatibility calculations.

Also covered in this episode is a look at SJP + Andy Cohen's synastry, Todd + Alexia's divorce and more

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 New Moon baby vibes

💫 Chiron in Aries

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Alexia + Todd 3:44

Summer House 8:15

SHMV 16:09

RHONJ 18:58

Andy + SJP 26:30

Work with Emma: emajones.as.me

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

We may be in Spring, but this episode is all about Summer. From The Hamptons alien party and the Danielle of it all (with a close look at her synastry with both Gabby and Amanda) to Amir's need for a strong woman, we're getting into all the freakouts and emotional meltdowns of the week.

Also covered in this episode are the similar energy signatures between Kyle and Amir, Bria's immature nature, Lindsay's baby voice, Noelle being a potential safe space for Summer in her season of need, and a look at Mauricio's chart as we wrap up Buying Beverly Hills.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Full Moon baby vibes

💫 Life of a sign by degrees (critical to anaretic)

💫 Chiron in Gemini + Cancer

💫 Black Moon Lilith

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

SHMV 3:08

Summer House 21:00

Buying Beverly HIlls 53:33

Work with Emma: emajones.as.me

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Ever wonder how to harness the power of the cosmos? This week, @ema.jones explores practical ways to regulate and remediate your energy based on your unique astrological makeup.

This episode covers

• aligning your outfit with the planetary ruler of the week (hint: green, not pink, on Wednesdays!)

• tapping into your desired energy through crystals, foods, and even locations

• using elemental remediation— fire, earth, air, water— to address imbalances and bring harmony

• leveraging your Human Design environment + determination to remove energetic blocks and regain perspective

• and so much more!

This episode is packed with powerful tools and insights to help you feel your most vibrant self by maintaining, balancing, and supporting your natural energetics.

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Dressing for Planetary days of the week 03:55

Elemental remediation 09:20

Traditional rulers + the Zodiac 31:45

Tapping into energies through Astrocartoraphy 55:29

HD Environment 58:55

HD Determination 01:04:06

Work with Emma: emajones.as.me

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

The intense energetics of April are still rolling through! This week's episode covers the cosmic forces of April 15th and related Bravo onslaught of news (with a focus on Alexia's divorce and Candiace's pregnancy announcements).

Also featured in this episode: Amanda and Kyle's Vedic compatibility calculations, the similarities and differences between working with Ashley vs working with Robyn, energetic ties between Ashley and Whitney Rose, and Wendy as a multi-hyphenate Manifesting Generator.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Energetic wave of aspects: applying, apex, separating

💫 Jupiter/Uranus conjunction in Taurus

💫 Vedic astrology compatibility

💫 Planets conjunct the ascendant

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

April 15th's energetics 4:33

Summer House 16:14

SHMV 28:23

RHOP 31:35

Work with Emma: emajones.as.me

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones breaks down the astrology of Ashley Darby exploring her drag persona, Bronwyn Newport being self deprecating and sarcastic, and a Birkin shower.

Also in this episode is: Stacey Rusch feeling unsettled, Erika Jayne caught between two friends, and a plea for compassion towards the Sagittarius Queen, Lisa Barlow.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Venus pre-Retrograde shadow period

💫 Uranus stationing direct

💫 Mercury in Aquarius

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Married to Medicine 10:10

RHOBH 13:37

RHOP 16:20

RHONY 23:36

RHOSLC 26:50

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.