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Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast

Bored Teachers w/ Jess Smith

Comedy

Frequency: 1 episode/16d. Total Eps: 67

The day to day life of a teacher is a journey. A journey where you have no idea where you are going but you do know how you are going to get there… All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This podcast is for teachers who need to know they are not alone in their hot messes, empty plan books, mile-long to-do lists and just need a laugh or moment of understanding. Miss Jess Smith, your Conductor on this journey, is here to live, listen and relate to real teacher life and chat with some of your favorite teachers along the way. Grab your teacher fuel of choice, put that hair in a messy bun and welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. Choo choo!

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🇨🇦 Canada - comedyInterviews
06/02/2025
#97
🇩🇪 Germany - comedyInterviews
25/01/2025
#83

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Jess’s Farewell To The Hot Mess Teacher Express

Season 5 · Episode 19

Friday, January 19, 2024 • Duration 14:48

Last call aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with Jess Smith

Welcome aboard for one final, heartfelt journey on the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast. I'm your host, Jess Smith, and in this emotional rollercoaster of an episode, I'm getting real about the power of letting go and the journey that led me to temporarily say farewell to this incredible podcast.

I'll share my personal experiences with the tough realization that clinging to what no longer serves us can be a barrier to our true potential.

But it's not just about shedding physical baggage or stepping away from draining relationships.

I will take you through my own voyage with the Hot Mess Teacher Express. From the early days at Bored Teachers to where we are now, it's been a rollercoaster of emotions, learning, and laughter. I'll reflect on how this podcast has shaped me, brought joy, and also challenges that have pushed me to grow.

My decision to step away from the Hot Mess Teacher Express. It's a candid, raw, and honest discussion about authenticity, staying true to oneself, and the courage it takes to leave something behind, even when it's hard.

Fear not, the journey doesn’t end here. I'll share the exciting new paths I’m venturing down. The future is bright, filled with possibilities, and I am buzzing with anticipation for what's next.

And finally, I leave you with a message that's close to my heart. It's about embracing change, welcoming new opportunities, and understanding that sometimes, saying goodbye is the bravest thing you can do to make way for growth and new beginnings.

So join me, Jess Smith, for one last rise aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express. It's not just a goodbye; it's a celebration of new adventures and a reminder that the best is yet to come.

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The WORST Non-Teacher Advice Ever Given

Season 4 · Episode 7

Monday, September 11, 2023 • Duration 18:18

All aboard the "Hot Mess Teacher Express"! We Choo-choo-ing our way into another funny and informative episode where Jess Smith derails some of the WORST advice non-teachers have ever given.

Ever been told to "just quit" if you're not feeling the teaching vibes? Or how about the classic, "Just be stricter!" to magically fix all student behavior issues? Jess dives deep into these pearls of non-wisdom.

And hey, have you tried not spending money on your class? Or maybe just making teaching more 'fun'? Oh, and while you're at it, why not get a side hustle to cover the bills? Because, apparently, that's easier than just paying teachers more! 🤣

Hop in as we journey through the wacky world of non-teacher advice and discuss the, uh, "unique" solutions the public thinks we educators should adopt. Spoiler: We might need a few laughs to get through this one!

Choo! Choo!

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The Surprises New Teachers Never See Coming

Season 4 · Episode 6

Sunday, September 3, 2023 • Duration 19:18

We are breaking the seal on the teacher's starter pack of surprises. First stop? The Germ Station. No one gave us the heads up on how we'd be playing tag with viruses during our first year. (Who knew teaching came with a free immune system upgrade?). Summer breaks? Think of it as a "blink-and-you-miss-it" montage rather than the sun-soaked vacation everyone imagines.

And can we talk about the countless moments when students share their unfiltered thoughts? It’s like a mini stand-up comedy show, but you’re trying not to laugh (or sometimes, cry). The days? Marathon-long. The nights? A fleeting dream. And let's not even get started on the amount of actual teaching we do versus… everything else.

Ah, the notorious copy machine – the moody piece of machinery destined to jam only when you're in a rush. Trust me, it's more sinister than any school ghost story. And those hats we wear? Let's just say, that between being a teacher, counselor, event planner, mediator, and undercover superhero, we might as well start a hat shop!

But, as we chug along to the final station, let’s not forget the paradox of teaching: it's an energy-draining, all-consuming whirlwind that somehow fills our hearts to the brim. No one really tells you that, do they?

Choo! Choo!

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New Year, New Joys - Bring Fun Back to the Classroom

Season 4 · Episode 5

Monday, August 28, 2023 • Duration 22:08

Hey Hot Messes! All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express with your fave conductor, Jess Smith! Back in the classroom or prepping to leap in? Whether you're a seasoned educator, a fresh face, or somewhere thinking, "What's a classroom?" – you're in the right spot! Dive into the rollercoaster we all ride and embrace that hot mess life.

But first, housekeeping! Want a wardrobe makeover without the laundry? Teacher Style Box is giving away 6 MONTHS of FREE fashionable clothes to 10 lucky teachers. Enter promo code Jess30 to snag a free month!

Let's rekindle that flame of JOY and LOVE for teaching. Not in a "toxic positivity" kinda way, but genuine, heartwarming ways. We've got tricks up our sleeves to sprinkle a dash of joy in your classroom. While the world might make teaching seem like signing a deal with a crafty sea witch, remember: it's okay to cherish those moments of triumph, no matter how small.

Spoiler Alert: My hubby's comeback story might tug at your heartstrings. And a nugget of wisdom to part with: "You’re allowed to be a work in progress and a masterpiece at the same damn time."

Jump in, and let's make this a journey to remember!

Choo! Choo!

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Fun Classroom Activities for the New School Year

Season 4 · Episode 4

Monday, August 21, 2023 • Duration 32:33

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This week, Jess is leaning heavily into discovering the world of classroom activities. Ever wondered if there's more to student self-portraits than meets the eye? Or how about turning your class into a wax museum with students posing as famous characters? Forget Disneyland; Jess's literary theme park activity is the next big thing! And for all you sports fans, the "Who Would Win" books get a March Madness twist. She’s even got a game called “Count to 20” that’s...well, let’s just say that one might be a work in progress.

From tape geometry to crocheted classroom quilts for charity, Jess shares the weird, the touching, and the downright genius ways teachers like us—and some creative fans—are engaging students. And if you're ready for a tearjerker, wait until you hear about high schoolers crafting children's books that tug at the heartstrings. Plus, who knew classroom podcasting was a thing? We a HUGE fans of that!

To wrap things up, Jess gets real about the magic behind these activities. They’re not just tasks; they're treasured memories in the making. So grab your planner and favorite pen, because your new school year is about to get a lot more entertaining!

Choo! Choo!

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The Best Teacher Hacks For Your Classroom

Season 4 · Episode 3

Monday, August 14, 2023 • Duration 26:50

All aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express! This week, we're diving deep into the treasure trove of the best teacher hacks ever. Trust us, whether you're a classroom newbie just trying to find your rhythm, or you're a seasoned vet looking for a fresh trick or two, we've got something for you.

Classroom hacks! They can be anything from cute decorative tips to strategic classroom management secrets. We're talking all about the multi-functional magic of clothespins. Hint: They do more than just pin clothes. We also cover a neat little trick with Scholastic News. And have you ever thought about winning over the difficult student by befriending their pals? It's sneaky, but it works. What about making cleaning up into a mysterious game of 'find the chosen item'? Oh, and if you're thinking about scribbling names on desks – there's a hack for that too.

And that’s just scratching the surface! We’ve got a dozen more nuggets of wisdom where that came from.

If these hacks tickle your fancy or if you've got a few up your sleeve, we're all ears! Till our next chaotic adventure on the Hot Mess Teacher Express, stay messy and keep those teaching engines running.

Choo! Choo!

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Teacher Types - How Different Educators Teach

Season 4 · Episode 2

Monday, August 7, 2023 • Duration 20:37

Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Teacher Express, today we're spinning the wheel of teacher types, and will be learning how different educators teach. Your beloved host, Jess Smith, will help you navigate the educational jungle, one eccentric teacher at a time.

We start with the grizzled veterans of the education world. Those seasoned pros who've weathered enough school years to have their prep routine down to a science. Their tales of survival and triumph will leave you in awe, and possibly feeling a little terrified.

Then there's the first-year teachers, who are as easy to spot on their first day as a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. Adorable, aren't they? You won't believe the stories we've collected about these 'rookies' on their inaugural educational voyage.

Next up, meet the 'worst-case scenario' teachers. You know the ones - they've thought of every possible catastrophe, from alien invasions to zombie apocalypses, that could hit their classroom. Bless their over-prepared hearts!

Can't forget about the teachers who are still in denial that the school year is about to start. Spot them on the beach, clinging to their surfboards while they should be setting up their classrooms. We all know a few, don't we?

And last, but certainly not least, meet the 'good enough' teacher. They've mastered the balancing act, the art of doing just enough to get by, and honestly, they're thriving!

So grab a cup of coffee (or something stronger, we won't tell), and join us for a laugh-out-loud deep-dive into the wonderfully diverse world of educators. Trust us, you're in for a treat!

Choo! Choo!

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What Is The Deal With Professional Development?

Season 4 · Episode 1

Monday, July 31, 2023 • Duration 30:28

Get ready to climb back aboard the "Hot Mess Teacher Express!" piloted by our fearless conductor Jess Smith! In today's episode, we're tackling the often bumpy, always interesting ride that is Professional Development.

Our first stop: incentives. We dive into the big question. Are there any real perks for teachers to sit through these never-ending sessions of jargon and slide shows? Is there a light at the end of this tunnel or should we brace ourselves for another incoming train? (Here's hoping for the former!)

We've compiled a potpourri of stories, anecdotes, and experiences from our comrades in arms – those teachers who've dared to dabble in the enigmatic world of professional development.

Naturally, we couldn't hold back our own perspective. Let's just say that when professional development starts to feel like a patronizing seminar, we wonder if they're confusing 'develop' with 'deride.'

Sure, the current state of professional development could use some... well, development. But guess what? Jess has a plan. A thought. A spark of optimism that she can't wait to share it with you.

Get ready for an episode that promises more twists and turns than the most puzzling professional development flowchart. Believe us, you don't want to miss this one!

Choo! Choo!

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