Our prophet from the future returns for a fateful check-in visit that could well have lasting repercussions for his gods, your not so humble hosts.

Twerg Sirloos is a space food inspector and he’s here at Milliways to check out the after effects of the food on the diners. He also has a very roomy junk drawer stomach and an eye out (not literally) for Trellis’ nose.

Aloysius Vandelay’s company is planning a new planet that’ll be one big theme park and you can bet Trellis and Horatio have an abundance of ideas for attractions and merchandise that push the limit of whatever laws and regulations are currently in place.

Suhlayuh Merikantha is an astral projectionist from the planet Plarb who brings tales of life in the cul-de-sac of the universe.

Frangipan Blarkarwarnilum is a telepathic technologist from the planet Notax (formerly in the Quark Vortex Chasm) where they accidentally steal your ideas and sell the resulting technology to you.

Whasighah is from the party planet Flopeera where everyone has multiple mouths, each with a different personality.

Martia Larts has taken himself away from the planet Calgon in search of ideas for making it a more interesting tourist destination.

Sessil Smabe takes a break from proudly delivering thank you notes on her home planet of Niptune to have a cozy chat [with us] about lunchboxes and eclairs.

Ko FEE is an empathic engineer from the planet Dioretika in the Gestalt Nebula who gets in touch with our feelings.

Ffeeee is a repo man from Scantron II, a world where all decisions are made by the taking of standardized tests, and he’s looking for the Great Answer Key.

Chandelier is a Good Time Facilitator from Pleasurinda VI where they believe in survival of the prettiest!

Zinn Skenektikus Gardeen The 3000th comes from the universe that will arise after our universe meets its final end (after desert of course). It turns out that we’re a pretty big deal there.

We spend time with Glorpston “Glorpston” Glorpston, a noted writer of notes, and dedicated Frogball fan from the planet Shumptau.

Aldente Pomo is a pastronaut, explorer, diplomat, and admiral from Gastroterra where everyone is a sentient prepared food dish. When he alights onto a plate in Booth 42, will Horatio remember that guests aren’t for eating? Especially when they're covered in poison.

Ed comes from Passivo VII, a planet he’d rather you not visit but you'll never find it thanks to its crafty disguise.

She’s a lizard lady from The Basket Of Imperium, and when she’s not ceremoniously tearing men apart who accidentally happen upon her planet, she’s traveling the universe trying to “borrow” their DNA to further her species.

Borazon Blokz tells us about his very serious home world of Partee II, and his efforts to prevent it from succumbing to the same fate as Partee I.

(temporarily) George Washington tells us of his home world Cosplaytorium where they base their entire culture on a different theme every month.

From the soul ooze of the Collective Hive Mind planet comes a lonely floating grey skull named Dan who wants to make friends!

Audromitron, “Audro”, Parsley takes a break from her vacation to charm and fluster your ignoble hosts with details of her home planet, Heptra, where life is based in co-centric circles.

An outlaw, whose current alias is The Scofflaw comes from the Unincorporated District Planet to try to sell us some real estate in the U.D.P.’s Alphabet Zone.

We meet Oshkosh, his son Begosh, and their ancestors who all share the same body as is the way on their home planet of Cardigan.

Bounty hunter Bart Haaahm, AKA The Haaahmur, from the LT Galaxy stops by in the midst of his ongoing pursuit of Carnies from the planet Carn.

Our guest Ted brings with her tales of comfort from her home planet of Sealyposturpediarama!

GoGo Stellamint Murf of a galactically famous, matchmaking family, comes to Booth 42 in her quest to counsel those beings of “lower” status on finding lasting relationships in order to annoy her parents who normally work only with the elites, the cream of the crop, the…long story short, the Rich.

Frisk is from the planet Ohweeoh, where they walk backwards to go forward so they can see where they’ve been.

Sentinel 6, from the semi-planet Junctionarian tells us of his mission to help others to make bad decisions.

46B2G joins us in Booth 42 on her day off from delivering packages for the Under Pressure System or UPS and also a day off from asking permission for anything she does.

Coreee is a lump of coral from the Crab Nebula where crabs rule and there’s no soda on Tuesdays.

Even though bounty hunter hunter Gingko Bilobba cased the joint earlier, he’s a little nervous about being on the show

Yillb Ttirrem is a bartender from a planet of bartenders and it’s fortunate for us that he’s put his natural abilities to work here at Milliways.

Frogball’s biggest fan Glorpston Glorpston pays a return visit to Booth 42 where a surprise is waiting for him. Spoiler: It’s his favorite Frogball player, the legendary… Wizard Thompson!

An Intermittent Actuator of Time named Ripple happens upon Booth 42 while searching for ways his ripples and flits have affected others.

Jyrell and RO1 are evangelists spreading the word of Bombasticism and the often stern love of their god XOXO.

Grabtakulon The Pontific, poet laureate of Vogsphere stops by booth 42 to regale/torture Trellis & Horatio with the finest of Vogon poetry. Grabtakulon also takes a liking to Horatio which is as ugly as the poetry he creates.

Eagle Eazee is a young Eagle from Air Eaglen who’s into traveling around looking to show her DJ skills and spin some thumping beats.

The Mayor of the Lollipop Guild takes a break from his official duties of leading parades and saying hello to people and sits down with us in Booth 42.

God… you know, God… the almighty stops by to take various forms in our booth while at the same time taking no responsibility for the mess of things caused by the creation of the Universe.

Purity superfan Gene Otho tells us about his favorite parts of the Harmonophone and how he can make all your dreams come true when you’re dead.

Casecal Calcase from the planet Ballateen drops by Booth 42 between teaching classes on the culinary arts. He even tells us how he would prepare us as a multi-course meal. How delightful.

Trudith “Trudy” Frutti from the planet Nuisance Minor drops into Booth 42 to dole out unsolicited advice and tell us about her legions Societal Scout spies… They’re watching you.

Bounty hunter-spice trader-actor-singer Bart Haaahm aka The Haahmur returns to Booth 42 and he’s brought his acting coach Kristall Verado.

Carl The Living Planet is a planet with feelings. Lots of feelings. And Trellis manages to hurt all of them. Thank you to our guest Howard Johnson for playing!

Sin Ester of the evil planet Eval brings more than the whiff of sulfur and the stench of orphan tears to Booth 42, he also brings delightful conversation. Thank you to our guest Jarrett Lennon Kaufman for playing!

Ampersand is from the planet Bon Jovi where life is slippery when wet… and it’s always wet because it’s the waterslide capital of the universe.

Famed actress, storyteller, and wife to many Vavianna Vardot graces Booth 42 with her amazing scent and the secrets of her success.

Hankfully Yours from the magma planet Lavasa visits Booth 42 and we try to help him chill out.

Crom Bracho is from the frictionless planet Draidus Smoove where golf shoes with cleats are essential equipment.

X-AE A-12 is on a quest that will lead to the Sweet Release.

Sentinel 6 returns to Booth 42 and he’s not alone. In fact, he’s in the custody of his nemesis Seeker 7.

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