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Hexpress Hotline

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Frequency: 1 episode/15d. Total Eps: 11

Hexpress Hotline is not your average 9-5. Between providing curses to unhappy couples and dealing with complaints, Circe has to deal with rival witches, the HR department, and cats predicting the end of the world... wait, what?

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16/09/2026
#30
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04/03/2026
#85
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03/03/2026
#65
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02/03/2026
#43
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01/03/2026
#38
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19/02/2026
#93
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15/12/2025
#94
🇬🇧 Great Britain - Comedy Fiction
14/12/2025
#59
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02/11/2025
#94
🇬🇧 Great Britain - Comedy Fiction
01/11/2025
#79

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Episode Seven

Season 1 · Episode 1

Monday, January 5, 2026 • Duration 11:05

The team dodges an unwanted caller. Circe helps someone grow up. Printers for sale!

Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.

Credits:

CS Smith as Circe

LM Clohessy as Delilah

Ella Harding as Brendan
Morgan Greensmith as The Baron

Tia Vincent as Merlin
Scott Shier as Caller 18
Will Noakes as Caller 19
Will Kennett as Caller 19's Partner
Joe Mayo as The Answerphone

This episode was written by Tia Vincent with additional material by the creators. It was edited by Tia Vincent with sound design by Tia Vincent and CS Smith.

You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: existentialism.

TRANSCRIPT

Happy Hexing!

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Episode Six

Season 1 · Episode 6

Monday, November 17, 2025 • Duration 13:15

Circe messes with memory. Brendan messes with baking tips. Rose makes a mess.

Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.

Credits:

CS Smith as Circe

LM Clohessy as Delilah
Amy Howlett as Rose
Ella Harding as Brendan
Morgan Greensmith as The Baron

Madi Opincaru as Caller 15
Emily Hayhoe as Caller 16
Eleanor Holder as Caller 16's Partner
Michael Blunder as Caller 17
Paul Warren as Caller 17's Partner
Joe Mayo as The Answerphone

This episode was written by Ella Harding with additional material by the creators. It was edited by Tia Vincent and CS Smith, with sound design by CS Smith.

You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: memory loss, mild violence, existentialism.

TRANSCRIPT

Happy Hexing!

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Episode Five

Season 1 · Episode 5

Monday, November 3, 2025 • Duration 15:05

The hotline struggles with prank callers. Merlin has some complaints. Poetry will occur (threat).

Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.

Credits:

CS Smith as Circe

LM Clohessy as Delilah
Morgan Greensmith as The Baron

Tia Vincent as Merlin
Lewis Vincent as Caller 13
Sei as Caller 14
Vicky Broomhead as Caller 14's Partner

This episode was written by Tia Vincent, with additional material by the creators.

It was edited by Tia Vincent, with sound design by Caitlin Smith.

You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: implied harm of children

TRANSCRIPT

Happy Hexing!

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Episode Four

Season 1 · Episode 4

Tuesday, October 21, 2025 • Duration 13:32

Rose experiences the breakroom. Delilah has lunch. The floor is lava.

Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.

Credits:

CS Smith as Circe

LM Clohessy as Delilah
Amy Howlett as Rose
Ella Harding as Brendan
Tia Vincent as Merlin
Jen Austen as Caller 11
Eden Sinclair as Caller 12
Joe Mayo as The Answerphone

This episode was written and edited by Tia Vincent, with additional material by the creators.

You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: destruction of property and housing, fire, descriptions of hoarding, mentions of eviction.

⁠TRANSCRIPT⁠

Happy Hexing!

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Episode Three

Monday, October 6, 2025 • Duration 14:42

A new hire joins the Call Centre. Circe rocks some socks. Crimes against salt lamps are committed.

Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.

Amy Howlett as Rose

Ella Harding as Brendan Crumble

CS Smith as Circe

LM Clohessy as Delilah

Morgan Greensmith as The Baron

ZuZu LeFou as Caller 4

Eirrin Slattery as Caller 8

Will Noakes as Caller 9

Joe Mayo as The Answerphone

This episode was written by Ella Harding, with additional material by the creators. It was edited by CS Smith

You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: sex references, existentialism

TRANSCRIPT

Happy Hexing!

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Episode Two

Season 1 · Episode 2

Monday, September 22, 2025 • Duration 15:23

Circe struggles with an unsatisfied customer. Delilah takes a break. The Baron chases a mouse.

Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.

CS Smith as Circe

LM Clohessy as Delilah

Morgan Greensmith as The Baron

Will Noakes as Caller 5

Stanley Holder as Caller 6

Flossy Hardy as Caller 6’s Girlfriend

And Andrew Gorman as Caller 7

The episode was edited by CS Smith

You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: reference to parent death and murder, therapy, existential dread, depiction of body horror, and a cat hunting mice.

SFX: Screams, mice, chewing.

TRANSCRIPT

Happy Hexing!

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Episode One

Season 1 · Episode 1

Monday, September 8, 2025 • Duration 12:09

Circe tackles a successful day of cursing, from cheating partners to rude exes. Brendan delivers a package. The Baron contemplates life.

Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.

In this episode you heard:

CS Smith as Circe

Ella Harding as Brendan Crumble

Morgan Greensmith as The Baron

Andrew Gorman as Caller 1

Amber Jones as Caller 2

Pietro Spicer as Caller 3

Michelle Goff as Caller 3’s Partner

ZuZu LeFou as Caller 4

Joe Mayo as the Answerphone

The episode was edited by Tia Vincent, with sound design by CS Smith

You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains descriptions of mild body horror, breaking and entering, leeches, mentions of missing parent, existentialism, screaming, cheating, vomit.

SFX: Breaking glass, leeches, screaming, vomiting.

TRANSCRIPT

Happy Hexing!

Trailer

Monday, September 1, 2025 • Duration 03:36

"HexpressHotlineAdCampaign_final_final_2.mp4"

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Credits:

Circe - CS Smith

Brendan - Ella Harding

Delilah - LM Clohessy

Voiceover - Blythe White

Written by Ella Harding and edited by Ella Harding and CS Smith

@HexpressHotline wherever you get your doomscrolling

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Voicemail #3

Monday, August 25, 2025 • Duration 00:39

[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.]

DELILAH: Yello, this is Delilah, putting the "hot" in Hexpress Hotline. I'm a very busy person, with lots of interesting hobbies, and a life outside of work, so there's a pretty good chance I'm not at the phone right now. [BREATH.] Maybe try Circe instead? I am the better hexer, though, so if you're really insistent on a spell from yours truly, leave a message after the tone, and if it's interesting, I'll- get back to you? Maybe. Don't bet on it.

[PHONE BEEP.]

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Voiced by L. M. Clohessy

Created by C. S. Smith, Tia Vincent, Morgan Greensmith & Ella Harding

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Voicemail #2

Monday, August 18, 2025 • Duration 00:55

[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.]

[BREATH.]

BRENDAN: Uh... hello...? This is Brendan Crumble with Hexpress Hotline. I am HR. If- you're calling about Delilah, we've- we're very sorry. Uh, I'm afraid we're no longer accepting job applications, so please do not forward us your CV. (We have so many, they're all piling up.) Uh, and also, we- we make it very clear in our terms and conditions that all spells are non-returnable, non-refundable and non-negotiable. If you're really insistent on talking about Delilah, press one. Oh, oh no, I think- uh, I think Circe's coming, uh, I've got to get off the phone before she sees me, thank you for calling us, uh, we're always here-

[PHONE BEEP.]

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Voiced by Ella Harding

Created by C. S. Smith, Tia Vincent, Morgan Greensmith & Ella Harding

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