Explore every episode of the podcast Help I Sexted My Boss
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| Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy | 16 oct. 2026 | 00:33:50 | |
Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems. But before we get too carried away with the Waitrose lifestyle, the boys bring things firmly back to the gutter with a debate about how you wash your willy. -- Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon -- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ -- FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help She’s Eating A Kebab Out Of My Anus | And Jordan’s Moonlanding | 13 oct. 2026 | 00:42:06 | |
William Hanson had a brush with death this week, coming dangerously close to a full knockout on his way to the airport. Meanwhile, Jordan North has discovered Spain’s finest cleaning products and decided they’re better than any aftershave money can buy. Plus, the boys tackle your burning dilemmas, including delivery drivers doing a poo, whether you should surrender your bed to a guest, and oral explorations of untraditonal zones. -- Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon -- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ -- FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jordan Gets A Filling | And Our Most Hated Cutlery | 09 oct. 2026 | 00:25:44 | |
After Jordan North’s recent discovery of the Affogato, things take a turn for the extraordinary as he gets his hands on the infamous McAffogato. And if that wasn’t riveting enough, Jordan and William get into the surprisingly heated topic of their MOST HATED cutlery. Plus, there’s a shocking revelation that William Hanson does not own a TIN OPENER. Has he finally taken being posh too far? Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Hate His Name | And Mr Pantry Moth | 06 oct. 2026 | 00:44:21 | |
It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it. The boys also take on answering your dilemmas involving masters, party playlists and how to deal with dating someone whose name is less than ideal. Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini | 02 oct. 2026 | 00:35:37 | |
William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally convinces Jordan to take on the NY Times Mini crossword and the boys discover the true meaning behind the 'sit down wee hammock'. -- Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon -- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ -- FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert | 29 sept. 2026 | 00:49:49 | |
After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding out William's been getting his lips around it for years. The boys also tackle some CRAZY dilemmas involving hot desking at the office and what NOT to do just after having laser eye surgery. -- Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon -- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ -- FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette #AD. To find out more please visit - https://www.skoda.co.uk/ If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades | 25 sept. 2026 | 00:30:14 | |
Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects should have extras attached to them - for better or worse… Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Want To Be Locked Up | And Sexted ‘Out Of Office’... | 22 sept. 2026 | 00:50:28 | |
In a creative decision that literally everyone (no one) asked for, we are proud to announce the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss episode with added ‘Ben Cam’. The boys also address your dilemmas regarding telling people they can’t vape in your house and how to tell your partner you want to be locked in a cage. Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon. Use the code OUTOFOFFICE to get the first month half price! Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb | 18 sept. 2026 | 00:35:48 | |
Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look at a yoghurt tube the same way again… PLUS, William Hanson tackles more of your burning etiquette questions. Can you eat the froth off a cappuccino? Are fridge magnets 'normal'? And, how long is too long to pay someone back? Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?! | 15 sept. 2026 | 00:47:28 | |
What exactly counts as intimate? Jordan North and William Hanson have VERY different answers, and neither is willing to back down. Jordan is also forced to confront the fact he’s stolen one of William’s toilet habits after previously judging him for it. Has he changed AGAIN? Plus, the boys tackle your dilemmas from husbands watching smut on X, to the correct way to tuck. We’re a broad church. Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours | 11 sept. 2026 | 00:33:43 | |
Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam? Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYTHING they learnt when they were 10 years old. PLUS, they take a trip down memory lane to reminisce about the ICONIC school rumours of the early 00s. Who started them? Which ones did they actually believe? And, most importantly, how on earth did these rumours spread when there wasn’t even an internet?! If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret | 08 sept. 2026 | 00:45:01 | |
It's time to iron the white shirts and dust off the silk ties - William and Jordan are going back to school! The boys discuss how long a school tie should be, going to Saturday school, and why Jordan had to regularly forge his mum's signature. There's also a selection of school-based dilemmas to assist with, including having a crush at 16, and how to get a dodgy looking stain out of the crotch area. Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Has Jordan’s VOICE Changed?! | And Poppins Parody | 04 sept. 2026 | 00:28:54 | |
Would you be cringed out listening to a version of yourself from nearly 10 years ago? Well that’s exactly the ordeal that Jordan was put through as we replayed moments from the first couple of series to see once and for all if he’s really changed. There’s time for a Mary Poppins spoof, your Sexted hardware stores and a rebuttal from a card-carrying Catholic. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards | 01 sept. 2026 | 00:45:46 | |
Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt that martinis are always dirty in Chicago. But if you listen to this episode, there's plenty for you to learn. From how to deal with a fellow restaurant-goer who's filming his fancy meal, to whether millennial grey is classier than a more vibrant colourway. And there's even time to work out what to do with some unexpected man porridge. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jordan Loses His SH*T | And Wendi’s Coffee Table Books | 28 août 2026 | 00:28:33 | |
Jordan North reaches breaking point during a fiercely competitive game of Guess the ’90s Children’s TV Theme, as one innocent theme tune sends him into complete disarray. Meanwhile, the boys are faced with another mystery from the Sexted universe as they attempt to piece together the clues and work out exactly whose coffee table is whose. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’ve Got A Limp Shake | And William Tries Jordan’s Sausage | 25 août 2026 | 00:48:36 | |
Have you got a limp wrist? A soft shake? If so, Jordan North thinks he knows exactly what sort of person you are. The boys also debrief on what REALLY happened at the Sexted and Capital Breakfast BBQ, including trying to find out who stole Jordan’s microwave. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| X-Rated Film Puns | And Pillow Fluffers | 21 août 2026 | 00:30:11 | |
William Hanson and Jordan North get uncharacteristically steamy this week, reeling off a list of X-rated G&Diva movie titles so filthy they had the entire team wheezing on the studio floor. Elsewhere, the lads once again try to settle the nation's most riveting debate: how often should you actually wash your sheets? They also receive a letter from one impeccably well-to-do G&Diva determined to out-posh William himself. Bold move. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’ve Borrowed My Neighbour's Toys | And Double Moustaches | 18 août 2026 | 00:45:28 | |
Jordan is becoming a man of culture, and he's found the perfect phrase to let everyone around him know it. Meanwhile, William is extremely upset about the state of the toilet paper industry. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on standing at concerts and borrowing your neighbour's sex toys. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| William Tries to Catch Jordan Out | And Who's Spooning Who? | 14 août 2026 | 00:32:24 | |
William Hanson and Jordan North take part in an etiquette test and discuss the pros and cons of being a big spoon/little spoon. The boys also dive into some listener replies regarding sh*gging with a smart watch on and find out what really happened after a G&Diva's dentist proposed to her. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I've Grown A Moustache | And I Found Dad's Secret Account… | 11 août 2026 | 00:45:44 | |
Jordan's latest moustache has been attracting plenty of attention, although perhaps not for the reasons he'd hoped, while William's recent etiquette video has the internet wondering whether common sense really needed its own series? There's also plenty of dilemmas to get through, including what to do when your dad's testicles unexpectedly appear on Twitter and how to politely tell people to stop asking when you're reproducing. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Things To Do Before You’re 40 | And William the Undertaker | 07 août 2026 | 00:28:28 | |
Could you imagine William as a London tour guide? Jordan as a camp counsellor? In today’s episode, the boys go through your suggestions for their alternative jobs and hear your ideas for what they need to do before they turn 40. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help That’s Not Beauty OR The Beast | Uno’s Gone Woke | 04 août 2026 | 00:47:54 | |
How would you react if you got more than you bargained for from a dodgy copy of Beauty and The Beast? William and Jordan find out the answer to that question and more. Jordan's also complaining that your favourite holiday card game has gone "woke" and William wraps up his time on the West End, never to be mentioned again! If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Campest Modes Of Transport | And Jordan’s Magic Carpet | 31 juil. 2026 | 00:26:44 | |
William and Jordan are being taken for a ride this week as they decide the campest modes of transport. There's also more keeping white clothes white chat and William remembers the time his penthouse almost went up in flames. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Left My Sunnies At My Situationship | And Jordan Can’t Speak | 28 juil. 2026 | 00:39:32 | |
Jordan's convinced the flavour of chocolate has changed, William's suddenly obsessed with crocs (not the shoes) and one G&Diva needs to convince their ex situationship they're not trying to exchange their sunglasses for a shag. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Etiquette Police Come For William Hanson | And Sexytime AC | 24 juil. 2026 | 00:28:26 | |
Someone's been a very naughty boy, and the etiquette police have come knocking for William. Will his defence stand up to scrutiny, or will he be sent to prison quicker than you can say "laser pointer" to a Swiss customs official? Meanwhile, Jordan's decided there's only ONE reason anyone really needs air conditioning. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help My Dentist Proposed To Me | And We’re All Miserable… | 21 juil. 2026 | 00:49:44 | |
A grey cloud has entered the studio, and its name is Jordan North… It's the morning after the England semi-final and spirits are low. Jordan's basically in tears from the experience, and to make matters worse, he's realised he will be 40 years old at the next World Cup! William, on the other hand, has a spring in his step and has discovered his latest food obsession - burritos. The boys then tackle your dilemmas on swimming around lovers in the pool and how to navigate toothache when your nearest dentist is an ex-lover who you shunned. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Mistaken Identities | And Skinny Dipping Fun | 17 juil. 2026 | 00:34:38 | |
The 'horny' vibes are still strong in the air, as Jordan has been filming himself running topless in the park and can't seem to stop talking about wanting to go skinny dipping. The boys also nearly come to blows regarding an extremely questionable opinion regarding UHT milk, but quickly make up when they discover their latest 'doppelgängers'. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’ve Been Wiping My Face With His D*ck Towel | And EVERYONE’S Horny | 14 juil. 2026 | 00:47:58 | |
After a G&Diva casually mentions they like to keep track of who they thought was the most amusing in each episode, William and Jordan decide to actively compete in being the funniest person on the podcast. There's also a 'horny' atmosphere in the air, and Jordan is convinced he knows why. The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving growing a wispy moustache and finding out your partner has been using your face towel to clean their genitals. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Strava Caught Me Sh*gging | And William Is A FAKE | 10 juil. 2026 | 00:26:16 | |
What do you do when your Strava detects some 'unusual activity' from the comfort of your own home? And how do you deal with the fact your best friend is turning into a FAKE?! The boys deal with both of these conundrums, plus tackle tacky birthday parties and some classic tumble dryer chat. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m A Feminist | And What’s Your Body Count? | 07 juil. 2026 | 00:48:33 | |
A gym bro who won't share a squat machine and a boyfriend who's worried by their partner's body count leads to Jordan declaring himself a feminist - and we're not complaining. Elsewhere William's keeping a holiday secret under wraps and Jordan's arrived to the studio in short shorts. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Beef With Wendi Continues | And Jordan’s New Aroma | 03 juil. 2026 | 00:23:31 | |
William just doesn’t know when to stop and is ready to pour more fuel on the fire for his beef with Wendi. But how will she react to his latest slander? Meanwhile, Jump Cut Jack has noticed a nostalgic aroma from Jordan that was meant to be a compliment, but in reality went down like a smelly lead balloon. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’ve Scalded My A***hole | And Wendi’s Reply… | 30 juin 2026 | 00:41:31 | |
Jordan's back from his mum's 60th birthday, and there's much to debrief on. Wendi has also heard William's recent comments about her, and let's just say SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED. Will William be able to resist having the last word, or will he keep digging his own grave? There's also plenty of dilemmas to solve, including how to dress for a northern wedding and the perils of douching with hot water. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Fact Up! | With Joe Thomas And James Buckley | 26 juin 2026 | 00:52:39 | |
OOO PODCAST FWIENDS! After months of Jordan's requests (which verged on begging), we've finally got Joe Thomas and James Buckley from 'The Inbetweeners' and the 'Joe and James Fact Up!' podcast in for a chat! First off, the boys step into Joe and James' world (and studio) for a taste of their unique brand of tangent-heavy chat and fact-finding. Then it's over to the wonderfully tame world of Help I Sexted My Boss, where it doesn't take long at all for James Buckley to spot a clone-a-willy and all hell breaks loose. And of course, it wouldn't be a Sexted episode without a few of your dilemmas for all four of the boys to try and solve. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Regret Pup Play | And My Bad Boyfriend | 23 juin 2026 | 00:43:59 | |
After Jordan called up one of his three brothers to say "I love you" for the first time, it seems word of this has reached the rest of them, and they ARE NOT happy about it. Meanwhile, not content with West End success, William has been daydreaming about being a rockstar. The boys also address your dilemmas on bad boyfriends in the bedroom and the dangers of 'pup play'. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Daddy Pig’s A Misogynist | And Licking The Spice Out | 19 juin 2026 | 00:24:39 | |
When you think about the most evil villains of all time, there are a few obvious candidates. The Joker, Joffrey Baratheon, and Voldemort to name but a few. But there's a new contender in town, and he's big, pink and wants you to call him Daddy. Anyway - back on Planet Earth, William and Jordan have much to discuss regarding whether Henry gives a good suck and a top tip for removing spice from unwanted locations. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Can’t Say I Love You | And Steamy Expectations | 16 juin 2026 | 00:48:31 | |
William is flabbergasted when he finds out that his best friend and co-host has never said "I love you" to ANY of his brothers. Meanwhile, Jordan is shocked by the increase in attention he's been getting at the gym since his Soccer Aid debut. The boys also solve your dilemmas on escalator etiquette, how to cope when your friends are still hanging out with your ex, and how to manage things getting 'steamy' after time away from your partner. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Fancy Dress Fantasies | And Dry Humping | 12 juin 2026 | 00:23:14 | |
We all have fantasies. Some of us like a perfectly mixed Martini at midday, whereas others prefer to be tied up with a velvet dressing gown belt. And some of us like to be wooed by people dressed up as fictional characters - and it seems like there's A LOT of you who do! We also find out about a new pact William and Jordan are thinking of making together that involves dry humping. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help He’s Got Secret Viagra | And Bussing It With Wayne Rooney | 09 juin 2026 | 00:44:28 | |
Jordan's back from Soccer Aid with tales from the dressing rooms. Not to be outdone on dressing room chat, William's been hard at work preparing for his West End debut and has an update on his bevel. The boys also help you with your dilemmas involving changing hairdressers, massage parlour faux pas, and how to confront your partner over his secret stash of Viagra. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Sexted Toni And Ryan! | With Titanic Reenactments | 05 juin 2026 | 00:45:42 | |
Worlds collide as visitors from the other side of the world grace the Sexted studio - it’s only Toni and Ryan! How will William and Jordan react to a pair of Australians clinking glasses? How will Toni and Ryan react to a pair of uptight Brits refusing to discuss money? And who will be sliding up against each other to reenact a classic scene from Titanic? If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help He’s Entering My Tardis | And We've Got A New Studio! | 02 juin 2026 | 00:37:18 | |
The Help I Sexted My Boss studio has had a glow up, and the boys are fizzing with excitement! There are new features, new dilemmas, and newfound respect for anyone who thinks it's sexy to dress up as Doctor Who in the bedroom. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jordan’s Philosophies | And Airport Nightmares | 29 mai 2026 | 00:23:28 | |
Not many people claim to be a wise man, but not many people are Jordan North! We’ve got philosophies and mantras galore to add to your life alongside some vital holiday hacks. There’s also an enraged William and a reminder to all of us to NEVER talk about airport transportation with him ever again. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m Monster-Sized | And Jordan’s A GNOME?! | 26 mai 2026 | 00:43:42 | |
Not to be outdone by his co-host, Jordan has some of his own ‘big’ news to share regarding his new pint-sized role. But will the film industry seize this opportunity and cast him in one of the biggest roles in Hollywood? There’s also plenty of dilemmas to solve regarding the etiquette of sending sympathy cards and the pitfalls of having a monster-sized member. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Sexted The Luxury Podcast | 22 mai 2026 | 00:41:12 | |
William has finally done it and recorded a podcast episode with both of his work husbands around the same table. Will there be jealousy as Jordan and Jonathan fight over William's attention? Will tempers flare over Jordan’s impression of Jonathan? Will they come to blows (not that kind) over the different uses of various cleaning products? Sit back and enjoy! If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m A West End Girl | And Jordy’s Rants | 19 mai 2026 | 00:48:09 | |
All aboard! William's got some news that you're not going to want to miss. Meanwhile, Jordan's unhappy about the suggestion of a 6am airport pint ban, the boys discuss their favourite flowers and they wonder whether they would ever marry a murderer. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jordan’s 2AM Cringe | And Is Wrestling Gay? | 15 mai 2026 | 00:29:59 | |
What do you wake up at 2am randomly thinking about that still makes you cringe? Jordan has a long list, and it turns out that so do our G&Divas! Plus, Jordan questions the homosexual tendencies of wrestling, he ponders whether lollypop people still exist and William asks him where he stores his house keys. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m Sharing Soap With Strangers | And Speedo Season | 12 mai 2026 | 00:45:26 | |
Would you accept a bar of soap from another gym member? Would you share a toothbrush with your partner? Would William look good in Speedos? The questions that William and Jordan find answers to are as varied as ever. Elsewhere there's an etiquettemology regarding a canine-friendly designer brand and a listener dilemma about flags. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Granny Put What In Her Eye?! | And Jordan's Superstitions | 08 mai 2026 | 00:31:00 | |
The boys are touching wood in the studio as they reveal all about their own superstitions. Spolier: Jordan has loads, William has none. Elsewhere there's a Granny putting something strange in her eye at night, the boys learn that you shouldn't put duck butter in your mouth and Ben and Jordan open up their very own BJ Services. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help He’s Fist Deep In My Mum | And William Parkours?! | 05 mai 2026 | 00:45:12 | |
Who on earth could possibly go to the gym and lose only ONE of their shoes? Who has taken up parkour with aplomb? Who is missing out on a trip to Benidorm with the lads? Find out all the answers and more as William and Jordan solve your dilemmas, involving what you should wear in a nightclub and how to get over walking in on your boyfriend getting intimate with your mother. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jordan’s Drag Name | And William’s Silver Spoon | 01 mai 2026 | 00:26:00 | |
William’s giddy after finding a silver spoon (and no, it wasn’t in his mouth), whereas Jordan is left rueing missed opportunities after failing to get ahead of the competition and invest in a padel court. The boys also tackle a new word from Urban Dictionary and stumble across the perfect drag name for our Jord. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m Going To Prison | A Letter From The Police | 28 avr. 2026 | 00:44:36 | |
It was bound to happen. The law catches up with us all eventually, and Jordan North is no exception to that rule. What none of us could have expected was for the law to barge in and confront him in the middle of the podcast! Luckily for all of us, William and Jordan can still solve modern day dilemmas - even if one of them is in handcuffs. Expect everything from wearing your wife’s knickers to emergency tampon removals. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||