Explore every episode of the podcast Help I Sexted My Boss
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
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| Help He's Blown Into My Wet Wipe | 19 août 2025 | 00:39:49 | |
There's further disagreement in the studio this week as William and Jordan can't agree on whether it's right to not talk to an Uber driver. William also tries to teach you how to up your coffee game, Jordan reveals all (well not really all) about his new "wine rack", and there are dilemmas about mullets, wet wipes and "Silicone Sally". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Travel, Grey Joggers and the Passports Please! Podcast | 15 août 2025 | 00:41:56 | |
We’re joined by our very luxurious (and occasionally budget-conscious) friends, Chelsea and James from the Passports Please! podcast. We chat about travelling, the rules of correct airport attire, and whether the UK’s leading etiquette expert has ever braved economy. Plus, Chelsea and James help us tackle your modern-day travel dilemmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help There’s An STD On My Foot | 12 août 2025 | 00:44:06 | |
A late night delivery sends Jordan into full-blown panic, convinced disaster has struck William - while William is busy battling his very first proper hangover (to Jordan’s delight). This week’s dilemmas bring tales of STDs in the strangest places and a dog caught in the most awkward of intimate moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Pints, Typos and Work Mishaps | 08 août 2025 | 00:30:52 | |
You know who should really get into pints? William. You know who thinks that? Jordan. With those stereotypes out of the way, the boys dive into your work mishaps and attempt to decode the G&Divas’ wildest typos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help They Put My Dinner In a Mortuary | 05 août 2025 | 00:44:10 | |
What’s more likely - Jordan buying a Vespa, or the boys doing a gym session together? Apparently both are happening (and they say they haven’t changed). Things swiftly return to reality though when they tackle your dilemmas, including how to be friendly without being flirty, and a letter from a G&Diva whose dinner ended up in a very different kind of ‘fridge’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Airport Attire, Joke Review and Ravishing Nuts | 01 août 2025 | 00:27:16 | |
After Ben’s Big Benders terrorised the middle of Tuesday’s episode, it’s time to hear your actual thoughts on Jordan’s Joke of the Week. Elsewhere we hear your travel wardrobe stories and a G&Diva wants to know the right way to “ravish” nuts, leading to a spontaneous Top 3 run down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Can't Find My Person | 29 juil. 2025 | 00:50:42 | |
Jordan has made a discovery that comes as no surprise to no one who has received an email from him in the past 18 months. But both William and Jordan are surprised by a shocking new feature smack bang in the middle. The dilemmas pull the boys in all sorts of directions, with one letter particularly close to home for our favourite etiquette expert, and another that leaves Jordan proclaiming "snitches get stitches". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Peppers, France and Common or Not | 25 juil. 2025 | 00:31:47 | |
Who gets to decide if something is common or not? Well William and Jordan continue to stake their claim as the experts as they go through your suggestions of what should or shouldn't be on the list. Elsewhere there's continued disagreements about the strength of France and Spain and some more information about William's letter to the Pope. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Nothing Beats a Jet2holiday in Malta! | 24 juil. 2025 | 00:27:34 | |
William and Producer Ben are back in the studio after their sun‑soaked adventure in Malta, all thanks to Jet2, and Jordan is not hiding his envy. The boys unpack every detail of their Mediterranean getaway: the food, the sights, the unexpected activities - did someone say Popeye Village? - and of course, the souvenirs they’ve brought home for Jordan. It’s true what they say, nothing does beat a Jet2holiday - especially in Malta! For your chance to win a trip to Malta with Jet2, go to www.jet2holidays.com/sextedmyboss. Terms and conditions apply. Thank you Jet2holidays! #ad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m A Nervous Squirter | 22 juil. 2025 | 00:51:15 | |
What do thirst posts, a Madonna era, and the Henley Festival all have in common? Jordan’s been in all of them. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas, from airport attire etiquette to how to politely ask someone to turn off their portable fan in the theatre. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Doppelgangers, Washing Lines and Favourite Cakes | 18 juil. 2025 | 00:27:47 | |
Do William and Jordan have any fictional doppelgangers? That's the question William and Jordan set out to answer, you be the judge how close they get it. Elsewhere there's a discussion about the best form of washing line and not only favourite cakes, but also favourite Agatha Christie murder mysteries… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help My Mother Has A Second One | 15 juil. 2025 | 00:42:06 | |
With William fresh from his latest appointment with the hydrotherapist and Jordan just about recovered from Our Lee's wedding, the boys come together for another catch up for the ages. William's parents have finally settled on a door, Jordan learns about embalming for the very first time and there's a dilemma involving more than one arsehole. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Yachts, Donuts and Replacement Co-Hosts | 11 juil. 2025 | 00:28:55 | |
William finally hands over his phone for Jordan to snoop through his internet search history, and the boys discuss what names they’d give their (currently fictional) yachts. They also draw up their dream lists of replacement co-hosts, in case one of them kicks the bucket. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help There’s Something In My Sausage Roll | 08 juil. 2025 | 00:33:24 | |
Our headline show at the Crossed Wires Festival in Sheffield was so much fun that we just had to share a selection of our favourite moments. Expect William’s diary, a message from the festival’s creative director Greg James, and a dilemma that’s sure to put you off eating sausage rolls for life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Dictators, Showbiz Names and Guessing Northerners | 04 juil. 2025 | 00:33:32 | |
After Jordan boldly claimed that he could tell where a notherner was from ‘just by the sound of their sneeze’ William’s putting him to the test! That’s not the only bold claim as the boys discuss the best dictator haircuts and who they’d be in the Star Wars universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Want To Feel Carefree Again | 01 juil. 2025 | 00:47:21 | |
Jordan's back from holiday and he's got a renewed spring in his step when he returns to the studio. Whilst William declares himself a motorbike convert and dreams up a plan for his own music festival. There's also time for the boys to solve dilemmas involving scrunching or folding and a code brown situation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| William's Biography, Common List and Pass Ag Communication | 27 juin 2025 | 00:28:49 | |
There's a brand new book all about William in the studio, but all isn't as it seems. The boys also create a common or not common list, react to your best moments of passive aggressive communication and discover that you can actually die with a hard on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m In Love With Diego | 24 juin 2025 | 00:47:03 | |
After the highs and moans of last week’s massage, William has an exciting Dixon Dallas update that’s sure to maintain the sensual vibes. Meanwhile, Jordan’s grappling with some chest hair issues he’s desperate to sort before his holiday. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas regarding how to correctly lay out your cutlery drawer, and what to do if you get caught crotch-watching. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Moans, Groans and a Couples Massage | 20 juin 2025 | 00:18:08 | |
William’s been under a lot of stress lately, and being the great friend his Jordan’s decided to surprise him with a bit of pampering (for both of them naturally). Expect all the usual Sexted fun, with added groaning. Thank you to the lovely Giorgio and Marcin from Urban for coming on the podcast. If you fancy an at-home massage, get 10% off your first treatment with the code BOSS, you’ve got until the 31st August to use the code. Just head to www.urban.co and book now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help He Died With An Erection | 17 juin 2025 | 00:44:54 | |
There’s a lot of firsts in today’s episode. William’s writing his first letter to the Pope and has come up with likely the first ever sexual pun involving curry. It’s also the first time Jordan has realised that the set of Help I Sexted My Boss doesn’t actually have a real brick wall behind him. We really all go through life at our own pace, don’t we? After those firsts, the boys get to your dilemmas involving showing off your VPL (visible penis line) and what should you do if your date asks you to pay for half of the meal because you didn’t put out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jumpsuits, Mariah, and Communism | 13 juin 2025 | 00:29:38 | |
Ever wondered what Jordan spends his nights Googling? Never fear, comrades — we have the answers! Meanwhile, William’s getting told off for how he eats rice, and a listener writes in with a top tip for anonymously informing a one-night stand that they might have an STI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I've Had A Raunchy Mishap | 10 juin 2025 | 00:54:09 | |
William's back from New York, and he's proudly boasting a rat free visit. Jordan enjoys some high brow dilemmas from the G&Divas, including the intricacies of yawning etiquette and the age-old debate on American versus European dining styles. But don't worry, usual Sexted service resumes with chat about a mid-dinner passionate encounter gone awry, plus what to do if you're left out of a group outing! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Squatting Painters, Butlin's Board Game and Jordan's Skiddies | 06 juin 2025 | 00:22:27 | |
William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essential topic of what to call the telly remote control. Chat about quirky names for common items evolves into what to call your pants, and is William's Hyacinth Bucket jumper as bad as Jordan thinks? Plus, the boys get some very useful medical bum advice from G&Diva Sophie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m In A New York Travel Tavern | 03 juin 2025 | 00:53:12 | |
Coming to you live from New York City - it’s William Hanson! But don’t worry, Jordan North is still here - he’s in London. We’re pulling out all the stops for our first transatlantic recording, and the boys are ready to tackle your worldwide dilemmas concerning dirty housemates, how to seat odd numbers of dinner guests, and what to say to the postman when he catches you in the middle of waxing a private area. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Hairy Bums, Ben’s Fan Club and Silver Sexters | 30 mai 2025 | 00:22:15 | |
Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any madder… someone has floated the idea of starting a fan club for Producer Ben. But the real question is - what on earth would you call it? Meanwhile, the boys also receive a brilliantly specific bit of expert advice on how much effort one should go to when preparing their posterior for a medical appointment. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Shagged My Pupil’s Dad | 27 mai 2025 | 00:44:57 | |
After all the excitement over William’s new hat it’s now time for the next phase of his life. His suit era. Not to be outdone, Jordan reveals he’s joined a very elite club that sounds a bit like a cult. The boys then get to answering your everyday dilemmas involving naughty children, STIs and relationships with your pupil's parent. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Grammar, Secret Words and Old Friends | 23 mai 2025 | 00:28:03 | |
The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William and an update on an old friend of Jordan’s. Plus we hear some of the G&Diva’s made up phrases for everyday life including an unusual use of the word ‘flap cakes’. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’ve Got A Fuzzy Peach | 20 mai 2025 | 00:44:15 | |
William Hanson is very excited to be hard launching his new hat, but will it receive the Jordan North seal of approval? The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding how to ask about a promised birthday present that never materialised and what the etiquette is for preparing your nether regions ahead of an inspection from a health care professional. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. https://saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Ultimate Divorce Playlist, Senior G&Divas and Nature's Stress Balls | 16 mai 2025 | 00:21:31 | |
William and Jordan are sharing your suggestions for the ultimate divorce playlist, including some lovely singing from the boys. Jordan has a suggestion for dyslexics playing Scrabble, William's delving into the podcast comments and at what age does a G&Diva become a senior listener? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at https://saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help They’ve Ruined My Crêpe Suzette | 13 mai 2025 | 00:49:31 | |
William’s had a week of highs and lows. After being featured in another celeb TikTok he then finds himself crashing back down to earth after a pudding based disaster. Jordan then adds the cherry on top by revealing he’s about to let William down in a titanic way. The boys then get to helping with your dilemmas involving the mysterious art of ‘Wolf-bagging’ and how to tell your parents to stop being amorous when you’re in the house. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at https://saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Evita, Air Fryers and Horny Ben | 09 mai 2025 | 00:27:46 | |
The boys once again delve into your responses and receive a very Sexted themed jingle for ‘International Cock Or Ball’. There’s also an official adjudication on whether you should ever pre-heat an air fryer from our resident expert Jonathan Vernon-Smith, and things get a little bit uncomfortable in the studio after a G&Diva’s comment gets Producer Ben horny. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at https://saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help He Violated My Toothbrush | 06 mai 2025 | 00:44:18 | |
BIG NEWS. William is thinking of getting a hat. Yes, he does have one already. No, the Fedora doesn't count. After Jordan recounts the highs and lows from the team day out at Burnley away to Queens Park Rangers the boys get down to solving your dilemmas regarding how to choose which mates birthday you should attend when they fall on the same day and how to get over being told you look like you're old enough to be your best friend's father. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at https://saily.com/sexted. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Ben's Travel Diary, Scrapbooks and Bad Luck | 02 mai 2025 | 00:28:06 | |
It's the moment we've all have been waiting for... Producer Ben's travel diaries! Strap in for some wild* tales from Ben's travels across South America last year. Not to be outdone, William has brought in his scrapbook from when he was five and it turns out to be the most 'William' thing ever. The boys also receive a piece of correspondence which has huge ramifications for International Cock or Ball fans. *the term 'wild' is used here sarcastically. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help He’s Growing A Mullet | 29 avr. 2025 | 00:44:07 | |
Jordan’s rocking a “trendy” new haircut, and it’s safe to say William is not impressed. Last week after William’s Jolly Joke, Jordan tries his hand at an Etiquettemology on a completely unexpected topic. Plus, one G&Diva faces a creepy dilemma when they discover their face on someone else’s walls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Burnley, Viral Twins and Ben Is Dull | 25 avr. 2025 | 00:28:25 | |
With Burnley back in the Premier League next season, Jordan's keen to celebrate, and somehow William is also in the mood to probe the promotion. The boys also explore what the podcast might sound like if they were identical twins and there's unfortunate news on the horizon for the podcast's Crossed Wires show as giant rats have been spotted around Sheffield. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help He Tinkled On My Toes | 22 avr. 2025 | 00:32:53 | |
William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week, though some censorship may have taken the edge off. Jordan brings not one, but two unwanted bathroom updates (that honestly, we wish he hadn’t). G&Diva dilemmas come in thick and fast, including a communal shower tinkler on the loose, and a cautionary tale about why you should always read the fine print on your lube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder | 18 avr. 2025 | 00:18:56 | |
Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question when a listener reveals some killer information about his beloved Shout Wipes. Meanwhile, William brings in some beautifully handwritten letters that gets Jordan unexpectedly emotional. And the boys do their best to help a G&Diva shooting his shot at 30,000 feet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail | 15 avr. 2025 | 00:45:35 | |
Jordan’s nursing a hangover this week, but William’s on hand to keep things lively with a hotly requested calendars etiquettemology. The Sexted mums get a shoutout as Jordan gears up for his trip to Casa El Norte, and Sarah’s in need of a little clarity when it comes to “Bed Chem”. Plus, the G&Divas bring in some truly grim dilemmas, featuring a smearing of dog poo and a rogue toenail. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking | 11 avr. 2025 | 00:19:00 | |
Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception, and in the spirit of definitely not being a sex podcast, he also opens up about his brief foray into continental adult films. Meanwhile, William’s been accused of having a ‘common’ birthday (outrageous!), and the boys hear from a G&Diva whose superstitions changed the course of her labour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help My Poo Ruined Pudding | 08 avr. 2025 | 00:42:27 | |
There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio as William, feeling tender after a martini-fueled bender, starts talking football, while Jordan steps in with some sage wisdom. Despite the role reversal, the boys help a G&Diva with a banger of a bad luck charm, and hear about an explosive way to end a dinner party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Pranks, Priests and Food Swings | 04 avr. 2025 | 00:26:42 | |
The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William has the latest scoop on the Vatican’s hot priests calendar, we check in with the G&Diva who recorded a Spice Girls classic for their birthday, and Jordan’s latest “food swings” bring out his snobbiest opinions yet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m Going To Be A Star | 01 avr. 2025 | 00:40:12 | |
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches | 28 mars 2025 | 00:20:46 | |
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger | 25 mars 2025 | 00:41:28 | |
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distract from the drama, Jordan tells us all about rubbing shoulders with one of the greatest actors ever. Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva who’s witnessed a shocking crime against suitcases. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review | 21 mars 2025 | 00:25:05 | |
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but the boys? Less so. With Dubonnet firmly in the mix, they take on a Relationship MOT to test their friendship, and let’s just say… a few icks are brought to light. On a slightly sweeter note, Elis and Janet send their birthday wishes, and there’s a new William and Jordan grazing about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help We're Getting Smashed | 18 mars 2025 | 00:52:25 | |
It’s birthday week! The boys reminisce on the last seven years and celebrate with a drink… or five. As the alcohol kicks in, they discuss their recent trip to the theatre to see Blood Brothers, William’s appearance on an unfiltered Aussie radio show, and attempt to help a G&Diva with a cock-blocking Nerf gun situation… which, in their state, is no easy feat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball | 14 mars 2025 | 00:23:32 | |
The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva. William is gearing up to school us all on the Sistine Chapel (not the Sixteenth), while Jordan seems more interested in the Vatican’s gift shops. And all this talk of ancient monuments reminds Jordan of the time he found himself on the wrong side of a security guard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help It Squirted In My Eye | 11 mars 2025 | 00:35:27 | |
William is fresh off a flight and running on no sleep, while Jordan has been busy slaying as Dorothy with a nasty case of pink eye after an unexpected foreign substance found its way into his eye. Despite it all, they’re here to tackle dilemmas about the perils of holding in a fart and an intimate conversation being broadcast in an unexpected way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Mikey’s Mandate, Operatic Offerings and The Dorothy Dupe | 07 mars 2025 | 00:24:01 | |
There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys in Tuesday’s episode. Jordan’s been duped into a World Book Day costume at his “other job”, and William has a wonderful gift from a G&Diva who is satisfying his appetite for more Cha Cha Cha’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m Lady Garden | 04 mars 2025 | 00:43:52 | |
Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews. One thing they can all agree on, though, is Sarah Hanson’s next-level hospitality (naturally, Daaahlings!). Meanwhile, there’s debate over the proper etiquette for addressing an unfortunately named baroness, and Jordan shares some explicit audio from his physio session, let’s just say, he’s never gone deeper. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||