Explore every episode of the podcast Help I Sexted My Boss
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| Squatting Painters, Butlin's Board Game and Jordan's Skiddies | 06 Jun 2025 | 00:22:27 | |
William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essential topic of what to call the telly remote control. Chat about quirky names for common items evolves into what to call your pants, and is William's Hyacinth Bucket jumper as bad as Jordan thinks? Plus, the boys get some very useful medical bum advice from G&Diva Sophie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m In A New York Travel Tavern | 03 Jun 2025 | 00:53:12 | |
Coming to you live from New York City - it’s William Hanson! But don’t worry, Jordan North is still here - he’s in London. We’re pulling out all the stops for our first transatlantic recording, and the boys are ready to tackle your worldwide dilemmas concerning dirty housemates, how to seat odd numbers of dinner guests, and what to say to the postman when he catches you in the middle of waxing a private area. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Ben's Travel Diary, Scrapbooks and Bad Luck | 02 May 2025 | 00:28:06 | |
It's the moment we've all have been waiting for... Producer Ben's travel diaries! Strap in for some wild* tales from Ben's travels across South America last year. Not to be outdone, William has brought in his scrapbook from when he was five and it turns out to be the most 'William' thing ever. The boys also receive a piece of correspondence which has huge ramifications for International Cock or Ball fans. *the term 'wild' is used here sarcastically. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Colouring Books, Classy Clinking and Childhood Catastrophes | 21 Jun 2024 | 00:20:02 | |
The boys want to see your artistic creations after a very talented G&Diva sent in their Sexted colouring book! William’s schoolboy hair error has inspired many of you to send in your worst childhood mishaps and a clinking etiquette question has him stumped. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help You Gave Me The Thumb | 18 Jun 2024 | 00:38:22 | |
He may be the queen of sarcastic comebacks, but in this episode William questions whether receiving a thumbs up emoji is an innocent response or just a sarky jibe. Meanwhile, Jordan gets some shocking news after cancelling an appointment. There’s a duvet debate in the studio after one G&Diva tackles their partner’s hygiene standards, and the boys ponder the etiquette around two mugs, one teabag. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Births, Burials and Brisk Searches | 14 Jun 2024 | 00:12:51 | |
Lots of G&Divas have been in touch to tell us about the weird and wonderful places they’ve listened to the podcast, and some of them are rather unexpected. Plus, a follow-up from an estate agent on what happens to murder houses! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m Fel Ching | 11 Jun 2024 | 00:35:53 | |
You’d think we’d be experts at understanding sexual terminology by now (#notasexpodcast), but it turns out someone is letting the team down. Away from the disappointment, William has news about his brush with the law, and Jordan brings us a Wendy and Graham update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Platform Potato Peelers, Puppy Love, and Podcast Babies | 07 Jun 2024 | 00:14:13 | |
William and Jordan helping a G&Diva through active childbirth wasn’t on the Sexted bingo card for 2024, but here we are. Between the heavy breathing and pushing, the boys discuss secret signals we give our partners, family funeral plants and one Wendy’s woe at a train station. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Hate Your Speaker | 04 Jun 2024 | 00:36:46 | |
There are two very different vibes in the studio this week, William’s expelling his rage towards speakerphone users, whilst Jordan calmly fills us in on his daily Bliss Hour. Helping them find a middle ground are your dilemmas including one from a G&Diva who, like William, has a run-in with airport security. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Saturday Morning, Sitges and Swears | 31 May 2024 | 00:21:00 | |
The boys are back in the studio and Jordan’s already jet-setting away! But before he jumps on a plane some quintessentially British insults need reviewing, William has a few tour notes and there’s a picky tea war brewing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sexted And Friends: William On Mummy's Boy With Arthur Hill | 23 May 2024 | 00:56:04 | |
It's a special Sexted And Friends as William joins Arthur Hill on his podcast Mummy's Boy. Hear all about the origins of soggy biscuit and his reaction to the public's comments on his TikTok videos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help We’ve Been On Tour | 21 May 2024 | 00:22:10 | |
It's the end of the first leg of the Help I Sexted My Boss Tour. William and Jordan are in Bristol and they recap some of their favourite moments from the tour so far, as well as some of their dilemma highlights. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Welcome To Help I Sexted My Boss | 09 May 2024 | 00:11:47 | |
Help I Sexted My Boss is the podcast that helps you navigate the everyday challenges of modern life, and here William and Jordan share all you need to know about what makes Sexted Sexted. From the in jokes that pop up every week, to the characters that Jordan ends up doing an impression of every week, this special episode will bring you up to speed on all you need to know about your new favourite show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help He’s Growing A Mullet | 29 Apr 2025 | 00:44:07 | |
Jordan’s rocking a “trendy” new haircut, and it’s safe to say William is not impressed. Last week after William’s Jolly Joke, Jordan tries his hand at an Etiquettemology on a completely unexpected topic. Plus, one G&Diva faces a creepy dilemma when they discover their face on someone else’s walls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help We’re Edging Towards The Tour | 07 May 2024 | 00:43:27 | |
It’s tour week! And in preparation the boys have a few theatre and cinema dilemmas. William is digging into Jordan’s medical history before his colonic, and we round off the episode with a question about Clone-A-Willy etiquette. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Lies, Lies and More Lies | 03 May 2024 | 00:18:09 | |
It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault. He came back from his sabbatical and shared lots of stories... but has he been telling the truth? Is there something he's not telling us? Well, it's time to find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Sharted In Peru | 30 Apr 2024 | 00:41:19 | |
There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We’re celebrating a Sexted wedding, William has been sprinkling and sparkling (not spunking) at Disneyland, and Jordan has been enjoying freebies in the sky. On a less exciting note, there’s a certain monotone Executive Producer back from his travels. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Car Calendars, Colonics and TV Curses | 26 Apr 2024 | 00:17:20 | |
The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Diva has been in touch with a cautionary tale about connecting your phone to your car and William has a dark update about Jordan's colonic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I'm Going Innuendo Free | 23 Apr 2024 | 00:39:38 | |
In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innuendo for the entire episode! To make the task extra difficult, we have dilemmas involving stiff socks and nudity. Plus, Jordan's on the turbo wine, so anything could happen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tiramisu, Classical Tunes and Hot Tub Twinks | 19 Apr 2024 | 00:11:16 | |
Jordan’s colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low on tour because of it! A few folks have been in touch with their take on the hot tub debate, and a famous G&Diva has offered the boys a sweet treat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sexted And Friends: RedHanded | 18 Apr 2024 | 00:55:42 | |
William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode. Hear all about the Twin Flames Universe before the boys share dilemmas on leaving WhatsApp groups and chatting sex with your parents! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I Knocked Out My Driving Instructor | 16 Apr 2024 | 00:39:20 | |
Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag dos after his weekend in (surprise, surprise) Benidorm. Plus, William's been successfully decorated and is vowing to do no innuendos on next week's episode. The boys also answer dilemmas about masked neighbours and knocking out a driving instructor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Slurping, Singing and Sprinkling | 12 Apr 2024 | 00:11:55 | |
After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a traumatic cinema faux pas from his student days. The lads go through some of your first song purchases and the podcast has started to seep into nurseries! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help This D Tastes Funny | 09 Apr 2024 | 00:49:24 | |
There’s finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the boys are quick to wrap their lips around it. But things quickly turn sour as there seems to be some TikTok tension. Fortunately your dilemmas are here to bring them back together as they ponder great questions like, what to do when your parents announce they’re on OnlyFans? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Burnley, Viral Twins and Ben Is Dull | 25 Apr 2025 | 00:28:25 | |
With Burnley back in the Premier League next season, Jordan's keen to celebrate, and somehow William is also in the mood to probe the promotion. The boys also explore what the podcast might sound like if they were identical twins and there's unfortunate news on the horizon for the podcast's Crossed Wires show as giant rats have been spotted around Sheffield. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Wildlife, Wardrobes and William's Register | 05 Apr 2024 | 00:14:10 | |
Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan still toying with the idea of telling us the infamous Guinness joke. The boys also hear from G&Divas with their own frozen animal stories, and they’re a hoot (pun intended). Plus, mascot memories are confirmed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help We’re Hitting The Big Screen | 02 Apr 2024 | 00:44:11 | |
There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour will be broadcast live into cinemas! Plus, the boys battle through their ailments to give advice on eating with chopsticks, rogue pants and what to do when you soil yourself in public. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Chocolate, Confirmation and Charles Dickens | 29 Mar 2024 | 00:21:06 | |
William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your problems and dilemmas, including chat about transcriptions and a misunderstood lyric. Plus, there’s a spectacular rant about people who work in public relations and an invitation to enjoy Poppins Down Under. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help It’s Our 6th Birthday Special | 26 Mar 2024 | 00:32:01 | |
Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro problems and dilemmas. But has their advice changed over the years? Plus, the boys talk Deep Heat, hanging around the home of a stranger in their dressing gown and eating eggs in the office. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows | 22 Mar 2024 | 00:13:47 | |
William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news about a dilemma from a few weeks ago. Plus, a followup on banana ketchup leads to some saucy chat and a G&Diva has a complaint about a certain laundry habit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help My Boyfriend Just Sprinkled And Sparkled | 19 Mar 2024 | 00:43:04 | |
There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares the first song he ever purchased for his iPod. The boys also chat about chocolate in the office, botox and what to do if you let yourself into a house you no longer live in. Plus, a G&Diva gets in touch about some unexpected words that were said in the bedroom! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Photoshopping, Pesetas and Saint Patrick's Day | 15 Mar 2024 | 00:22:44 | |
William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name as many people from Bradford as possible and the boys find some missing post in Producer Ben's box. Plus, there's chat about doing the Guinness joke on tour and the divisive topic of balling socks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m On Anal Leave | 12 Mar 2024 | 00:49:01 | |
Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and William’s got a present that’ll stop the studio getting smashed up. Plus the boys chat about the worst typo ever, rooftop escapes and famous people from Bradford. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sidekicks, Snail Forks and Smashing Glass | 08 Mar 2024 | 00:12:32 | |
Jordan’s been smashing up the studio, there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks and it turns out still and sparkling water is a thing! Plus, William’s sharing his knowledge of forks and there’s more appreciation for Franco’s in Longridge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’ve Been Banged Up | 05 Mar 2024 | 00:44:58 | |
Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is revealed plus the answers to your dilemmas on how to tell your neighbours it’s time to take down the Christmas decorations, and how to overcome the inevitable trauma of accidentally smelling the wrong knickers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help He Tinkled On My Toes | 22 Apr 2025 | 00:32:53 | |
William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week, though some censorship may have taken the edge off. Jordan brings not one, but two unwanted bathroom updates (that honestly, we wish he hadn’t). G&Diva dilemmas come in thick and fast, including a communal shower tinkler on the loose, and a cautionary tale about why you should always read the fine print on your lube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan | 01 Mar 2024 | 00:28:19 | |
The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer your cleaning related dilemmas including how often you should change your bedsheets, which cleaning product rules above them all, and what a ‘Sunday reset’ is? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’m A Spunk Specialist | 27 Feb 2024 | 00:44:17 | |
After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone, the boys get to work helping with your dilemmas regarding shaving at the office and how to tell people about your job involves handling semen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Curls, Call-outs and Capital | 23 Feb 2024 | 00:20:31 | |
William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a saucy revelation about witches. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help There’s A Tissue Issue | 20 Feb 2024 | 00:48:38 | |
There’s a rather large elephant in the room… Something that all of you G&Diva’s have been begging to know more about… It’s finally time for William to reveal his ironing setup! The boys are also on hand to help with all your dilemmas such as serving traditional food with a twist, queueing etiquette, and an unbelievable story regarding a tissue. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness | 16 Feb 2024 | 00:13:38 | |
Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your pet ‘Gooch’? All is revealed alongside one of the top ten marathon training aids in the world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help It's The Valentines Special | 13 Feb 2024 | 00:41:53 | |
Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben - this episode is full of nasty surprises! After the boys debrief on Valentines/Jordan’s birthday plans they turn to your dating dilemmas regarding how to politely end a date and dealing with people who ‘lick’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Country Tunes, Colonics and Choking | 09 Feb 2024 | 00:17:12 | |
William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding colonic etiquette and shower beers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach | 06 Feb 2024 | 00:42:57 | |
After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers, and what to do when you’ve double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas | 02 Feb 2024 | 00:14:33 | |
Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday | 30 Jan 2024 | 00:30:44 | |
After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder | 18 Apr 2025 | 00:18:56 | |
Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question when a listener reveals some killer information about his beloved Shout Wipes. Meanwhile, William brings in some beautifully handwritten letters that gets Jordan unexpectedly emotional. And the boys do their best to help a G&Diva shooting his shot at 30,000 feet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles | 26 Jan 2024 | 00:18:28 | |
William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft | 23 Jan 2024 | 00:38:53 | |
The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings | 19 Jan 2024 | 00:16:19 | |
William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva’s share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||