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A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.
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S1 Ep267: I'm Busy Flirting
Season 1 · Episode 267
mercredi 14 août 2024 • Duration 01:14:20
Happy Anniversary to Crystal and Mark!, T needs to leave Crystal alone, be careful who you’re doing favors for and Carolyn wants Jake. Pata Fria is trying new hair colors, Peez is growing up, stop finding creative uses for poop and grind your own meat.
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S1 Ep266: Don't Just Do It
Season 1 · Episode 266
vendredi 9 août 2024 • Duration 01:26:40
Pata Fria has a shoulder injury, Crystal can see the notes from her psych evaluation, avoid processed meats and pervs are hiding cameras. Someone sh*t near Pata Fria’s head, finally some great news, the garage sale is Sunday and cottage cheese is currently that girl.
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S1 Ep257: Hide The Crack
Season 1 · Episode 257
vendredi 17 mai 2024 • Duration 01:26:56
Crystal created an amazing protein drink, the workouts continue, we’re fond of mullets and Peez is not being nice. There are some cool discounts for low income people, an eventful first day of work, protect cheddar bay biscuits and beware of sneaky calories.
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S1 Ep168: We're Trying
Season 1 · Episode 168
jeudi 28 avril 2022 • Duration 01:12:48
Coffee is a trickster.
Tomatoes used to be a lot better tasting.
Stop telling everyone your family planning and extreme cheapskates are great.
Crystal is ALL about mid century modern and Pata Fria is getting her affairs in order.
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Tomatoes used to be a lot better tasting.
Stop telling everyone your family planning and extreme cheapskates are great.
Crystal is ALL about mid century modern and Pata Fria is getting her affairs in order.
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• DIPSEA
Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.
Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction
That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
S1 Ep167: Fluffer
Season 1 · Episode 167
samedi 16 avril 2022 • Duration 01:23:24
Welcome.
Pata Fria draws nice stars. Crystal’s “what ifs” are non stop. Don’t fall for IG scams. Don’t forget your kids places, honest people still do exist.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Pata Fria draws nice stars. Crystal’s “what ifs” are non stop. Don’t fall for IG scams. Don’t forget your kids places, honest people still do exist.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
S1 Ep166: Loser Juice
Season 1 · Episode 166
vendredi 8 avril 2022 • Duration 01:25:57
Wanna smooth things out? Make a dance routine.
Women are really in constant physical pain.
Water isn’t a good time and cannibalism should be legal. Personality tests be on point and don’t let social media make you feel like you aren’t doing enough.
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• DIPSEA
Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.
Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction
That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Women are really in constant physical pain.
Water isn’t a good time and cannibalism should be legal. Personality tests be on point and don’t let social media make you feel like you aren’t doing enough.
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• DIPSEA
Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.
Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction
That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
S1 Ep165: Parliament Belt
Season 1 · Episode 165
jeudi 31 mars 2022 • Duration 01:35:27
Eat cinnamon mentos for dinner.
Our kids been stressing us to death and we hate Pepsi. Our recording decor is really classy and Netflix is being greedy. Tips on how to get more fellatio and plan your after death signs now.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Our kids been stressing us to death and we hate Pepsi. Our recording decor is really classy and Netflix is being greedy. Tips on how to get more fellatio and plan your after death signs now.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
S1 Ep164: Gas Station Pedophile
Season 1 · Episode 164
vendredi 18 mars 2022 • Duration 01:23:42
RIP to our dear listener Lauren.
Do your laundry.
Carolyn needs to make some money.
Divorce is ok!!
Swear on your own life.
It pays to be a good person and tiny mustaches should be a thing.
For additional weekly episodes join our Patreon!!
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Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
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Do your laundry.
Carolyn needs to make some money.
Divorce is ok!!
Swear on your own life.
It pays to be a good person and tiny mustaches should be a thing.
For additional weekly episodes join our Patreon!!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
S1 Ep163: It's A Testicle Puzzle
Season 1 · Episode 163
samedi 12 mars 2022 • Duration 01:24:05
Two mentally ill moms…
Is Pata Fria retired?
Crystal is still talking to strangers.
New hair, who dis?
Crystal needs to delete games off her phone.
Hand me downs are great.
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• DIPSEA
Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.
Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction
That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Is Pata Fria retired?
Crystal is still talking to strangers.
New hair, who dis?
Crystal needs to delete games off her phone.
Hand me downs are great.
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• DIPSEA
Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.
Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction
That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
S1 Ep162: Galavanting
Season 1 · Episode 162
vendredi 4 mars 2022 • Duration 01:20:20
Pata Fria’s voice is returning.
We’re still wearing masks.
Depression is a stupid bitch.
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover and beware of mountain lions in your backyard.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
We’re still wearing masks.
Depression is a stupid bitch.
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover and beware of mountain lions in your backyard.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelpRight now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
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