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Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
Comedy
Comedy
Comedy
Frequency: 1 episode/8d. Total Eps: 314
Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more.
“Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”
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267: I'm Busy Flirting
Episode 267
mercredi 14 août 2024 • Duration 01:14:20
Happy Anniversary to Crystal and Mark!, T needs to leave Crystal alone, be careful who you’re doing favors for and Carolyn wants Jake. Pata Fria is trying new hair colors, Peez is growing up, stop finding creative uses for poop and grind your own meat.
For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
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For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories:
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266: Don't Just Do It
Episode 266
vendredi 9 août 2024 • Duration 01:26:40
Pata Fria has a shoulder injury, Crystal can see the notes from her psych evaluation, avoid processed meats and pervs are hiding cameras. Someone sh*t near Pata Fria’s head, finally some great news, the garage sale is Sunday and cottage cheese is currently that girl.
For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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257: Hide The Crack
Episode 257
vendredi 17 mai 2024 • Duration 01:26:56
Crystal created an amazing protein drink, the workouts continue, we’re fond of mullets and Peez is not being nice. There are some cool discounts for low income people, an eventful first day of work, protect cheddar bay biscuits and beware of sneaky calories.
For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
168: We're Trying
Episode 168
jeudi 28 avril 2022 • Duration 01:12:48
Coffee is a trickster.
Tomatoes used to be a lot better tasting.
Stop telling everyone your family planning and extreme cheapskates are great.
Crystal is ALL about mid century modern and Pata Fria is getting her affairs in order.
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Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
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Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
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Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Tomatoes used to be a lot better tasting.
Stop telling everyone your family planning and extreme cheapskates are great.
Crystal is ALL about mid century modern and Pata Fria is getting her affairs in order.
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• DIPSEA
Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.
Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction
That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
167: Fluffer
Episode 167
samedi 16 avril 2022 • Duration 01:23:24
Welcome.
Pata Fria draws nice stars. Crystal’s “what ifs” are non stop. Don’t fall for IG scams. Don’t forget your kids places, honest people still do exist.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Pata Fria draws nice stars. Crystal’s “what ifs” are non stop. Don’t fall for IG scams. Don’t forget your kids places, honest people still do exist.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
166: Loser Juice
Episode 166
vendredi 8 avril 2022 • Duration 01:25:57
Wanna smooth things out? Make a dance routine.
Women are really in constant physical pain.
Water isn’t a good time and cannibalism should be legal. Personality tests be on point and don’t let social media make you feel like you aren’t doing enough.
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• DIPSEA
Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.
Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction
That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Women are really in constant physical pain.
Water isn’t a good time and cannibalism should be legal. Personality tests be on point and don’t let social media make you feel like you aren’t doing enough.
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• DIPSEA
Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.
Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction
That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
165: Parliament Belt
Episode 165
jeudi 31 mars 2022 • Duration 01:35:27
Eat cinnamon mentos for dinner.
Our kids been stressing us to death and we hate Pepsi. Our recording decor is really classy and Netflix is being greedy. Tips on how to get more fellatio and plan your after death signs now.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Our kids been stressing us to death and we hate Pepsi. Our recording decor is really classy and Netflix is being greedy. Tips on how to get more fellatio and plan your after death signs now.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
164: Gas Station Pedophile
Episode 164
vendredi 18 mars 2022 • Duration 01:23:42
RIP to our dear listener Lauren.
Do your laundry.
Carolyn needs to make some money.
Divorce is ok!!
Swear on your own life.
It pays to be a good person and tiny mustaches should be a thing.
For additional weekly episodes join our Patreon!!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Do your laundry.
Carolyn needs to make some money.
Divorce is ok!!
Swear on your own life.
It pays to be a good person and tiny mustaches should be a thing.
For additional weekly episodes join our Patreon!!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
163: It's A Testicle Puzzle
Episode 163
samedi 12 mars 2022 • Duration 01:24:05
Two mentally ill moms…
Is Pata Fria retired?
Crystal is still talking to strangers.
New hair, who dis?
Crystal needs to delete games off her phone.
Hand me downs are great.
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• DIPSEA
Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.
Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction
That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Is Pata Fria retired?
Crystal is still talking to strangers.
New hair, who dis?
Crystal needs to delete games off her phone.
Hand me downs are great.
Check out this week’s sponsors!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
• DIPSEA
Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.
Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!
Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction
That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
162: Galavanting
Episode 162
vendredi 4 mars 2022 • Duration 01:20:20
Pata Fria’s voice is returning.
We’re still wearing masks.
Depression is a stupid bitch.
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover and beware of mountain lions in your backyard.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
We’re still wearing masks.
Depression is a stupid bitch.
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover and beware of mountain lions in your backyard.
Check out this week’s sponsor!
• BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO
Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
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