What did John and Jon get for Christmas this year? Both of them are dressed in their robes… Are they wearing their gifts?

Jon got a shirt from his new stepdaughter that reads “I HEART MILFS”. Jon has some concerns about the shirt and wants to remove one letter.

John and Jon play some 80s trivia, and then introduce a new segment called “I REMEMBER THIS”… or “OH YEAH, I HAD THOSE”.. or “OH MY GOD, I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE” (still to be determined).

Did you have any Traxx shoes from K-Mart? 

Planning on flying anytime soon? John strongly recommends you need a GO BAG.

Is Simply Red holding back the years? John seems to think they are not, as they are getting older every time he sees them perform.

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It’s getting close to Christmas, so John and Jon get together for a quick chat to catch up and address the following questions:

What featured comedian and shared friend needs to learn to use an iron?

Which one of the co-hosts is having challenges putting-in contact lenses?

Which one recently took a photo where it looks like he is wearing a suit jacket several sizes too small?

All of these burning questions… and more… on The HEFFRON & REEP SHOW featuring comedians John Heffron and Jon Reep.

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Jon Reep is in Naples, Florida and John Heffron is at home writing more children's books and fighting off groundhogs... but they come together tonight for the HEFFRON & REEP Show!

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Heffron took the night off, so Reep brings in special guest Reno Collier to help fill the slot.

Learn about the Fighting Christians! They kick your ass, then make sure to apologize and repent for it afterwards.

This week's discussion is all about 80s TV shows. Did Balki from Perfect Strangers rip off Yakov Smirnoff?

And what do Andy Williams and Reverend Kane from Poltergeist 2 have in common?

"Can I talk to you about Reverse Mortgages"?

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Heffron joins the show from his cold barn… with a tractor as his backdrop... while Jon enjoys the warmth of a toasty studio.

Is a Falconeer showing up at Heffron’s show? John also gets threatened at a comedy club to remove his mask for a photo opp.

Then, Jeff Richards zooms in to give Jon and John some impersonation homework.

Followed by Reno Collier, who develops a plan with Jon and John to build a new comedy club... and then immediately tear it down.

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According to studies, Farmers tend to get more "action", if you know what we mean. What other professions tend to do well in that department? At least it's not architects.

Imagine an "Indecent Proposal"... but for your dog. A million bucks for your pet pooch?

Did John Heffron really meet Eddie Van Halen outside an adult video store?

Oh, and there's a 70-year-old "Running Man" terrorizing Heffron.

Check out the guys UNBOXING the new BOX they got in from a fan. They love UNBOXING things. As in UNBOXING any BOXES they receive in the mail.

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John's a candlemaker... and has photos to prove it.

Jon’s Mom’s tooth was up for sale at a yard sale, which leads to John talking about the baby tooth that’s still in his mouth.

And watch the first online breakdancing competition, live on Heffron & Reep!

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The tension builds as Heffron decides to share a photo of his ingrown toenail with Reep and the audience live on the show.

This episode brought to you by the song "Roll To Me" by Del Amitri.

Do we need glasses to help us find our glasses? And what are socially-aware bees?

Become a Heffron and Reep supporter and you could have one of his ingrown toenails named after you.

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Jon and John talk about themed boat cruises, owning a skating rink, and betting on football. Plus, a decision is made on whether John should eat a bag of grape or watermelon Pop Rocks while singing "God Bless the U.S.A.".

Meanwhile, John has yelling cows outside his house and dead animals in his walls. He asked his Country Savant, "Bud" what the dead animals might be, but with no response. Time to call in "What The 'F' Is That Smell?"

Then, to the delight of their live online listeners, Jon and John perform several selections in the 80s Country Music Karaoke with Jon rocking his Ronnie Milsap sunglasses.

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Jon and John talk about making deposits at the spank bank, Zoom classrooms, and pinning notes to your kids.

And John skips out on Jon in the beginning of the show to have a medical tele-visit with his doctor. What's wrong with John?

And there's more 80s Church. Hey, Now... Hey, Now...

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The WiFi's down... no school! Are snow days a thing of the past thanks to Zoom?

Heffron sings the entire Grease 2 soundtrack from memory. Is Heffron, a big fan of musicals himself, writing a musical. Jon loves "La La Land" and doesn't care who knows it.

And enjoy the premiere of John's "Church of the 80s... Our Lyrics of the Awesome", applying the lyrics of the Human League to our spiritual lives.

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Jon and John discuss classic softcore porn from the 1980s, King Dongs, Breakin', and getting rid of hornets nests.

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John and Jon stream their show live on Facebook for the first time, and John talks about his trip to Atlanta and getting back on the stage.

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"When we were in school, gas was $1.00 a gallon. Now it's over $3.00. Thanks, Michelle!"

Can you re-do a school election?

Second Chance Proms!

Colonoscopies!

And More!

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John lost his dog… and Jon is here for emotional support. Then, Jon talks about his beach trip to the wonderful Myrtle Beach.

Ask yourself… have you ever wanted to have cat purring sounds played in your hotel room?

New business ideas are everywhere… Heffron & Reep Cologne? Lucky Pennies? Basically, they just need people to give them money.

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Welcome back to the Heffron and Reep show! It’s 8:35am, 82-degrees outside, remember to rate, review and subscribe... and here’s Fastball with “Out of My Head”!

Isn’t it fun to help someone move? John and Jon recall some of their fondest memories of helping friends move their stuff.

John thinks Smart houses are too needy. It’s time to dumb our houses back down.

Subject Change!

John talks about the art of introducing 80s music on the radio. Jon fails miserably to properly introduce a Whitney Houston song.

The Heffron and Reep Show... full of ideas… no follow through.

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John and Jon talk about the movie Something Kind of Wonderful (or, as you may know it by it's actual title, Some Kind of Wonderful). Was Jon college roommates with Eric Stoltz? Is the world ready for a Whispering Podcast? John eats live on the air... do his eating noises turn you on? And the continuing development of the Pond Tune song.

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John had a big birthday. He’s ready for some of those senior discounts.

Jon thinks birthdays should be a celebration of mothers, while John thinks birthdays should celebrate the day of conception.

John has a lot of yard. Lots to mow, lots of bugs. Is there an app that identifies the bug that bit you?

Parrots can make a great pet... unless it becomes a “Creed” fan. Or watches a lot of porn.

And the music is done for the Pond Tune. It’s still a work-in-progress, though.

Blend your Vernor’s with some ice cream and enjoy this episode.

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John goes to the beach while Jon gets the results of his pregnancy test.

Look for the Heffron and Reep video game, coming to a virtual reality headset near you.

John's birthday wish list seems to contain a lot of things a 15-year geek would want.

(Insert future advertisement here.)

What country song makes John mad?

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Jon is sick, but one of the side effect is that he likes cereal now. Or is it cat food? They discuss the joy of COVID testing and how the Y2K Bunker is finally being put to use. Who hasn’t heard of Verners?  What about Sun Drop?

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Jon Reep can be found on his weekly podcast Country-ish with Jon Reep.

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John and Jon discuss their latest appearance on the top of the World Podcasting Federation and the bands Stryper and W.A.S.P. Jon tries to figure out how to return a cooler he no longer wants. The Tactical Loveseat is born. And there's a lot of talk about candles.

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John and Jon talk about how to get back out on the road doing stand-up, drive-in theater comedy, John's rewatching The Sopranos, and Jon got fired!

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Heffron is playing a game of "Guess what's in my walls", and Reep talks about his first show back on the road in Tampa. Be sure to rate and comment about the podcast on iTunes.

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Finally, after several years (!), the guys are back with a new episode!  Recording remotely from two studios across the country, it's a new episode of The Heffron & Reep Show. The guys catch up, talk about New Year's Eve performances and music choices, the Six-Million Dollar Man, their show's standing in the World Podcasting Federation, getting back to work after COVID, and lots more. Be sure to rate and comment about the podcast on iTunes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian John Heffron is about to undergo both an endoscopy AND a colonoscopy at the same time. How is he doing the evening before, and what advice does he get from co-host fellow comedian Jon Reep? Also, is John's house haunted? He's getting vibes from his closet and other places. He's working to get any extra spirits removed, and Jon has lots of questions for him.

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Finally, after many months, the guys get back into The Network Studios to produce a new episode of The Heffron & Reep Show. The guys catch up after all this time. Be sure to rate and comment about the podcast on iTunes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Encore Presentation with the boy from the movie "Jerry McGuire," Jonathan Lipnicki. While the boys are on the road, we've decided to pull from the archives and deliver a show from the past. Enjoy. Be sure to rate and comment about the podcast on iTunes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Encore Presentation with Alanzo Bodden. While the boys are on the road, we've decided to pull from the archives and deliver a show from the past. Enjoy. Be sure to rate and comment about the podcast on iTunes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is an encore presentation of The Heffron & Reep Show, formerly named "Last Podcast Standing," featuring comedian Ari Shaffir. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a Heffron & Reep - BONUS SHOW with Jon Reep. This weeks Jon's guest is comedian, Stewart Huff. Widely none as being one of the funniest working road-dog comedians in the game. They talk about working the road and the life as a comedian. We hope you enjoy. Don't forget to rate and comment about our show in iTunes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys talk about creating the opportunity to tour together in theaters across the country. Heffron tell you how he really feels about buffet style food service, which turns into the thought of creating the edicate police. Heffron stiff-arms a guy in an airport for accidentally coughing on his face, while they both tried to go for the same seat. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys talk about the John Waite concert they recently attended. They discovered that they were the youngest one at the concert, and to top it off, they paid for a booth.  It turns out, John Waite is a pointer and the guys talk about the need for more pointing. They also talk about sitting at someone elses table without being invited and eating in the dark. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heffron & Reep are back at it again. Now, the guys talk about Google glasses. Why, because they had to. The world is being taken over by Google and Facebook. So, we start with Google glasses. And, other technologies. Then they get to the rest of the stuff. Be sure to subscribe using iTunes. Comment and rate the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heffron and Reep discuss the best way to lose weight. They each reference their own issues with weight and discuss the ways they've been able to shed the pounds. We've done a bit of a format change, shortening up the show by 30 minutes. Please let us know what you think. Don't forget to visit the iTunes store page and rate our show. Also, leave a comment if you would. It helps with our standings. Thanks for listening. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Winning Lotto numbers, Update on the book you will buy if Heffron every finishes it, and much much more on the Heffron and Reep show. Don't forget to click on them Stars and Review the show in iTunes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedians Jon Reep and John Heffron join forces to talk about John's trip to Spain and his refusal to partake local cuisine, Spotify and Pandora publishing rights for artists, John's new role as chef for his household, and QR codes.

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In this episode Reep explains to Heffron the greatness of Sundrop & Cheerwine soda.  Reep also talks about his new TV Show for SPEED TV, "R U Faster than a Redneck" and being at the Daytona 500. Heffron talks about an article that says the movie Skyfall was made for chicks and gay dudes.   And they discuss the death of comedian and friend Brian E. Kiley.  Donations can be made to the Brian E. Kiley Memorial Fund c/o Southeast Financial Credit Union call 800-521-9653 for details.  DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this Bonus Show, Reep sits down with comedian Jay Snyder.  Jay is down home country boy is just trying to survive on the mean streets of rural Dayton. Performing his southern Ohio style of comedy and keeping it real by using his past mistakes and day to day life as his main material. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heff talkes about the guy who almost died at show. Reep announces "R U faster then a redneck" airing Feb 22nd on Speed channel. Heffron and Reep Roller derby team? Get your wristbands on and listen. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this bonus episode Jon Reep sits down with 2 of his opening acts, Mike Cody & Gary Menke,  First was Mike from Cincinnati. They talk about Mike attending a Pro Wrestling camp, comedy classes, wrestler's doing comedy, Rick Flair getting naked at a party, the Underbelly comedy show, Ari Shaffir's character the Amazing Racist, & is Los Angeles really a melting pot? Then it's Gary from Nebraska.  Jon and Gary last worked together 7 years ago at a comedy club in Orlando.  They talk about Jon taking a shot on stage and getting sabotaged by the staff,  Gary's autistic son who does comedy, an open mic'er with an egg timer & how Gary got fired in Arizona as a weatherman. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jon sits down with his neighbor and voice of the tonight show, Wally Wingert.  You've heard Wally's voice on commercials, video games, and tons of cartoons such as family guy.  They talk about Jay Leno, Graceland, Lon Chaney, Andy Kaufman, and going to church with Powers Booth and Richard Karn.  Plus Jon learns how to do voice overs and what looping and ADR means. http://www.wallyontheweb.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heffron tries to do a NPR type interview. Reep Hangs in Denver with Comics Chuck Roy and Hippy Man. www.heffronandreep.com Please Rate the show and leave a comment.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is the 1st episode of 2013. Featuring professional host, Jordan Murphy. Heffron and Reep play another HnR trivia game. Be sure to visit heffronandreep.com for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As you requested Heffron and Reep trivia game is Back. Would you lie to your wife for 3,500 bucks? Reep's Crapy travel day. Spread the Heffron and Reep Love. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John's Air Force bound step-daughter is on the show, can Reep do the basic amount of push-ups for a female Airman? Are you acting to Young? And, Heff and Reep square off in the more smarter department.  Its a great show. Subscribe to the podcast on iTunes and be sure to rate the show and leave us a comment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reep has 1:05 to guess it Right, New Segment "Clips from the Road". Guest: Super Star Blanch brings her friend Iliza Shlesinger Please Rate us and leave a review on iTunes. It will bring you good luck. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John Heffron is out working, so Jon Reep tries to bring fellow comedian Reno Collier into the show to co-host. It does not go well. After some technical issues, Jon ends up bringing show producer The Alan Jackson in to talk about Capri-Sun poisoning, flies in politician's mouths, and the tragic death of actress Anne Heche.

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John and Jon are reunited and they discuss an offer to go on the Bandit run, whether or not you should you go over spending limits set for the holidays, &  disappointing Christmas gifts. Plus new t-shirts  are in the store on www.heffronandreep.com.  All that and more of the Heffron and Reep Show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this bonus show Reep sits down with character actor W. Earl Brown, who's famous for playing the mentally challenged brother Warren in "There's something about Mary." These good ole boys talk about how they came from the south and got into acting, Jerry Clower, 50 Shades of HEY & Earl teaches Jon acting 101 for the mentally challenged. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heffron Bonus Show with Jim Breuer. They discuss: When do people become born again? And, how old do you have to be before you just become creepy when you say stuff to woman? Leave a comment on iTunes "What will you say to women when you're 75?" Also, they dish out the dirt on whether Jon Reep was a dick on Last Comic Standing. That and more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.