Explore every episode of the podcast Hair It Ferst
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stocking Wars, Ridiculous Wish Lists & Holiday Meltdowns | 12 Dec 2025 | 00:36:56 | |
From a child requesting $2,800 cash to husbands buying surprise gifts nobody asked for, this episode captures the true spirit of mom-life at Christmas: exhaustion, laughter, and a whole lot of wrapping paper. The girls compare traditions, confess snooping stories, debate whether gifts must be equal, and rally together against the universal struggle of partners who think a vacuum is a gift. A perfect December listen for anyone trying to survive the season. | |||
| ADHD, Anxiety, & Why We're One Nudge Away from the Nuke Button | 05 Dec 2025 | 00:35:53 | |
The ladies dive straight into holiday chaos, surprise ADHD diagnoses, anxiety-fueled overthinking, and the mental load women still carry every day. From stepping into a nurse huddle thinking it was a prayer circle (spoiler: it wasn’t) to debating whether women should have access to the nuclear button, this episode is equal parts hilarious and painfully real. Grab your coffee — or your ditch flowers — and settle in for a conversation every woman will feel in her soul. | |||
| Keep Scrolling & Mind Your Tweet-Tweet Business | 28 Nov 2025 | 00:29:25 | |
In this laugh-till-you-cry episode of Hair at First, the girls kick back for a totally unfiltered Q&A. Tessa, Michelle, and Monica spill on their worst accidental text messages, being exposed by the double-tap while stalking, and the very specific items they need their best friends to delete if they die. They also dive into whether exes belong at weddings (with Monica’s wild real-life twist), the things adults get way too excited to buy, why preschool drop-off is chaos, and the freedom of not giving a “tweet tweet” about what people think anymore. It’s loud, honest, slightly spicy, and absolutely hysterical—basically the most them episode ever. Tune in for the stories, the confessions, the pineapple hair, and the reminder that if they’re not feeding or financing you, their opinion doesn’t matter. | |||
| Pig Farms, Potatoes & Purpose | 21 Nov 2025 | 00:26:03 | |
From hypothetical body burials on pig farms to daydreams about world travel and second chances, this episode has everything that makes Hair It Ferst the lovable mess we adore. Tessa, Michelle, and Monica somehow make conversations about “reefer” trucks, cussing, and personal growth flow together perfectly — proof that laughter really is therapy. | |||
| Boss Bitches, Boundaries & Better Hair | 14 Nov 2025 | 00:34:31 | |
This week, the ladies of Hair It Ferst put on their business hats (and comfy blankets) for a raw, real talk about the business side of beauty. From setting boundaries and valuing your time to educating clients about clean ingredients and supporting stylist-owned brands, Tessa, Monica, and Michelle share their unfiltered experiences behind the chair. | |||
| The Day Tessa Wore a Grill to School | 07 Nov 2025 | 00:35:14 | |
It’s another laugh-til-you-snort episode of Hair It Ferst! Tessa, Michelle, and Monica dive into the daily chaos of motherhood — from accidentally rocking her son’s grill at school drop-off to the unspoken rules (and total exhaustion) of modern parenting. The girls keep it real, relatable, and ridiculously funny while reminding us all that no mom’s got it perfectly figured out — and that’s exactly what makes it beautiful. | |||
| The Non-Toxic Queen Takes the Mic: Toni Vanschoyck Unfiltered | 31 Oct 2025 | 00:37:37 | |
This week, the HIF crew welcomes Toni Vanschoyck - founder of FermaGlo and the ultimate truth-teller. From calling out dimethicone and fake fragrances to sharing her wildest wellness habits (water fasting, parasite cleanses, and salt in her coffee?!), Toni brings laughs, facts, and a healthy dose of real talk. | |||
| Hot Flashes, Cane Poles & Book-to-Movie Blunders | 24 Oct 2025 | 00:33:04 | |
This week, the girls are cracking up over everything from Christian Grey and country concerts to hot flashes and Hollywood. Tessa, Michelle, and Monica swap hilarious stories about bad massages, fake polio, and why some books should never become movies — all while celebrating FermaGlo’s first $70K milestone! | |||
| Trash Day, Prison Breaks, and the Power of Fermentation! | 17 Oct 2025 | 00:43:12 | |
Monica, Tessa, and Michelle are back — swapping hilarious real-life chaos stories before diving into clean beauty talk. From accidentally losing a $400 car seat to discussing how fermentation transforms hair care, this episode is a perfect mix of laughter, learning, and relatable salon chatter. | |||
| Introducing HAIR IT FERST! | 10 Oct 2025 | 00:32:01 | |
Get to know Monica, Tessa, and Michelle in the very "Ferst" episode of the brand new Podcast presented by FermaGlo: HAIR IT FERST! | |||