Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures, where the stories might change, but the Adventure is Guaranteed! We're just a bunch of friends diving into the world of tabletop role-playing games (TTRPGs). Our podcast is totally family-friendly and squeaky clean. We jump into different TTRPG systems and craft a whole new story so you can join in anytime! Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or a complete newbie to TTRPGs, we're here to make you feel right at home. So grab your sword and join our party! Your seat at the table is waiting!
**UPDATE** As of January 2025, we have decided to stop recording due to family and other life circumstances. Episodes will not go away!
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The Adventurers are back in the Storm of Arashi, but this time it isn't for fun. While Merric, Syd, and Purk enter the storm for a second time, Adrian and Rhys start strategizing for the arrival of a foe. Listen in as we learn more about the New Moon Celebration and how the team can handle multiple problems simultaneously.
Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions
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Cast
Seth Guthrie as the GM
Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice
Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician
Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor
Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef
Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer
As the adventurers set foot in the Eastern Plains, they are greeted by the sight of two camps. On one side, a lively party is in full swing, while on the other, a distant storm provides a dramatic backdrop. The new moon heralds a celebration in this exciting new chapter in Ivory Horizon.
Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions
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Cast
Seth Guthrie as the GM
Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice
Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician
Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor
Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef
Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer
The diverse trio embarks on a search for lost weaponry in their latest escapade, leading to a series of comical "Dude?" and "Huh?" moments. Join them in the newest episode of Dude, Where's My Sword?
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DUDE, Where's My Sword? uses Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) 5th Edition by Wizards of the Coast.
The adventure was primarily inspired by “The White Plume Mountain” in Tales from the Yawning Portal.
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Cast
Nathan Kuipers as the GM / DM (Game Master / Dungeon Master)
David Harvey as Chad Numore, Human "Oath of Redemption" Paladin
Kyle Bateman as Thane Archibald "Geeksmasher" Nerdlord, Human Barbarian / Champion Fighter
Seth Kleinwort as "Mac," Warforged Aberrant Mind Sorcerer
Join Nathan, Kyle, Seth K, and guest David Harvey on a thrilling OneShot quest through Littlefoot's secrets and the mysterious Mount Desmuth. Delve into dangerous puzzles, hidden paths, and encounters with magical beings like the Sphinx. Follow their quest to retrieve lost weapons and defeat an evil wizard in Part 1 of an exciting journey packed with humor, action, and heroic moments!
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DUDE, Where's My Sword? uses Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) 5th Edition by Wizards of the Coast.
The adventure was primarily drawn from “The White Plume Mountain” from the book “Tales from the Yawning Portal.”
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Cast
Nathan Kuipers as the GM / DM (Game Master / Dungeon Master)
David Harvey as Chad Numore, Human "Oath of Redemption" Paladin
Kyle Bateman as Thane Archibald "Geeksmasher" Nerdlord, Human Barbarian / Champion Fighter
Seth Kleinwort as "Mac," Warforged Aberrant Mind Sorcerer
Day 3 of the Grand Ole Adventure Tournament is here! The Tusks face what may be their greatest challenges so far in Island Hopper, Longshot, and combat against Golden Clover. With Purk's axe on the line, who will come out on top?
Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions
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Cast
Seth Guthrie as the GM
Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice
Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician
Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor
Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef
Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer
After a difficult Day 2, the Tusks all set out to pursue their own goals on the day off. Can Rhys and Merric learn anything useful? Will Adrian discover the leader of the Horned Helm? Will everyone get a date to the ball? Find out in this episode of Ivory Horizon.
Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions
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Cast
Seth Guthrie as the GM
Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice
Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician
Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor
Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef
Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer
Day Two of the Grand Ole Adventure Tournament is here! Purk and Adrian take on Monster Hunter, Syd and Merric face off against Blue Phoenix, and Rhys performs for the talent show. Will the Tusks be able to keep their day one lead, or have they only managed to put a target on their backs?
Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions
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Cast
Seth Guthrie as the GM
Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice
Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician
Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor
Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef
Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer
Day One of the Adventure Tournament comes to a close as Purk and Adrian square off against Crimson Fang, and Syd goes Into the Dungeon. Adrian reveals his ulterior motive for being in Guildholm, and the Tusks get a new purpose in the Tournament.
Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions
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Cast
Seth Guthrie as the GM
Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice
Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician
Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor
Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef
Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer
The Grand Ole Adventure Tournament begins! Will the Tusks come out strong on Day 1, or fall behind? Merrick and Rhys take on the first event: Hide and Seek.
Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions
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Cast
Seth Guthrie as the GM
Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice
Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician
Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor
Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef
Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer
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