Thank you for your patience as we plan our next season, we'll be back shortly with brand new episodes starting in July! (Happy Pride Month, am I right?) Until then, join us for a weekend in nature that changed our lives forever.* *a few weeks. Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Did you know acapella groups participate in violent hazing rituals? This week we're taking it back to last summer, when Andrew revealed the traumatic story behind his barefooted days as a Loyola Chime.  P.S.: We're taking a short break! Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!This episode is all about something we hold very dear to our hearts. It's long. It’s short. It’s complicated. It’s the root of wars, poems, traffic violations, and bad decisions made in locker rooms, dorm rooms, and boardrooms alike. Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Is Staples gay? Is Darren Criss gay? Is the quest to be good a fruitless endeavor that will lead to general emptiness forever? The boys talk first impressions, first days of school, and their relationship to god in this week's totally normal episode of Good Children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Things get spicy in this season premiere of the world's greatest podcast, Good Children. The boys talk about their most embarrassing encounters, memorable middle school experiences, and answer tough questions from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Things get spicy in this season premiere of the world's greatest podcast, Good Children. The boys talk about their most embarrassing encounters, memorable middle school experiences, and answer tough questions from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Joe plans his funeral, Andrew talks about getting bitten by a spider in Slovakia. The boys discuss their beliefs on death and the afterlife, childhood experiences with death in pop culture, whether or not they’ll be ghosts, and the high-camp drama of a funeral home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Joe plans his funeral, Andrew talks about getting bitten by a spider in Slovakia. The boys discuss their beliefs on death and the afterlife, childhood experiences with death in pop culture, whether or not they’ll be ghosts, and the high-camp drama of a funeral home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Andrew and Joe reflect on their trip to New Orleans for a bachelor party before pivoting to an impromptu q&a. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Andrew and Joe reflect on their trip to New Orleans for a bachelor party before pivoting to an impromptu q&a. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Try to keep your head on straight as the boys interview special guest Tefi! From childhood experiences, pop culture, the Osbournes, Robin Williams' passing, self-worth, inner child work, and Checkers milkshakes, no stone is left unturned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Try to keep your head on straight as the boys interview special guest Tefi! From childhood experiences, pop culture, the Osbournes, Robin Williams' passing, self-worth, inner child work, and Checkers milkshakes, no stone is left unturned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! The boys investigate a cold case from 2013 in which 12 beer cans were discovered at Joe's 17th birthday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!This week, for the third time, we are bringing you back to the woods of Long Island, 2012, as Joe and Andrew partake in a life-or-death battle against fellow high schoolers in a dramatic re-enactment of The Hunger Games. Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! The boys investigate a cold case from 2013 in which 12 beer cans were discovered at Joe's 17th birthday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Joe and Andrew, discuss a variety of topics all relating to their love of food; from childhood memories of being rewarded with garlic knots at basketball games to a very passionate conversation about the quality of Chipotle’s chips. They discuss their undying love for Taco Bell (despite the controversy), rank fast food burgers, chicken nuggets, and fries, chat about In-N-Out, get brutally honest about Shake Shack, and more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Joe and Andrew, discuss a variety of topics all relating to their love of food; from childhood memories of being rewarded with garlic knots at basketball games to a very passionate conversation about the quality of Chipotle’s chips. They discuss their undying love for Taco Bell (despite the controversy), rank fast food burgers, chicken nuggets, and fries, chat about In-N-Out, get brutally honest about Shake Shack, and more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Did you know Andrew accidentally signed himself up for military camp? Joe interviews Andrew about his experiences at Boys State, a summer leadership program for high school students. They talk about the strict and disciplined environment, physical training, and psychological aspects of the program. Andrew reflects on the nationalist agenda of the camp and the impact it had on him. It's insane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Did you know Andrew accidentally signed himself up for military camp? Joe interviews Andrew about his experiences at Boys State, a summer leadership program for high school students. They talk about the strict and disciplined environment, physical training, and psychological aspects of the program. Andrew reflects on the nationalist agenda of the camp and the impact it had on him. It's insane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠HERE⁠. But it’s rainy!!!!! Andrew thinks he has schizophrenia, Joe thinks he has binocular vision dysfunction, and we all think Cadet Kelly was gay. IT’S A RAINY DAY! Let’s reminisce about childhood memories, being the worst possible camp counselors on earth, playing pretend at Joe’s house, and our love for the queer-coded Disney Channel Original Movies of the early 2000s.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠HERE⁠. But it’s rainy!!!!! Andrew thinks he has schizophrenia, Joe thinks he has binocular vision dysfunction, and we all think Cadet Kelly was gay. IT’S A RAINY DAY! Let’s reminisce about childhood memories, being the worst possible camp counselors on earth, playing pretend at Joe’s house, and our love for the queer-coded Disney Channel Original Movies of the early 2000s.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon! Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s episode of Good Children, we take a trip down memory lane to our 2012 trip to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. From John Green, to the dawn of Instagram, to Machine Gun America, this episode is quintessentially American (and that’s not a good thing)! Not to mention Andrew’s drag debut, pool trauma, the OceanGate submersible sort of, and a retelling of the infamous sh*t plate story.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Subscribe to our Patreon! Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s episode of Good Children, we take a trip down memory lane to our 2012 trip to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. From John Green, to the dawn of Instagram, to Machine Gun America, this episode is quintessentially American (and that’s not a good thing)! Not to mention Andrew’s drag debut, pool trauma, the OceanGate submersible sort of, and a retelling of the infamous sh*t plate story.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠! Are you tired of feeling like you have to fit in with the cool kids? Well, in this episode of "Good Children," the boys are spilling the tea on all the crazy peer pressure they've faced over the years. From feeling obligated to wear salmon shorts to trying drugs for the first time, they've been through it all. Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh and learn as Andrew & Joe take you on a journey through the wild world of peer pressure. Remember, it's always better to be true to yourself than to try to fit in with the crowd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we take a very serious look at zoos as Andrew presses Joe on the ethical boundaries of zookeepers and Joe argues for the proper care and conservation of endangered species. No, we’re not kidding, that’s what the episode is about. Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠! Are you tired of feeling like you have to fit in with the cool kids? Well, in this episode of "Good Children," the boys are spilling the tea on all the crazy peer pressure they've faced over the years. From feeling obligated to wear salmon shorts to trying drugs for the first time, they've been through it all. Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh and learn as Andrew & Joe take you on a journey through the wild world of peer pressure. Remember, it's always better to be true to yourself than to try to fit in with the crowd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠! It's time to tell the story of how we almost broke up. In this very special episode of the Good Children, Joe and Andrew discuss the codependence in their friendship that almost ended in disaster on a trip to Shelter Island. Get ready for a heinous experience at the beach, a backyard party that spun out of control, and a fight so major it made the boys realize just how codependent they truly were.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod! It's time to tell the story of how we almost broke up. In this very special episode of the Good Children, Joe and Andrew discuss the codependence in their friendship that almost ended in disaster on a trip to Shelter Island. Get ready for a heinous experience at the beach, a backyard party that spun out of control, and a fight so major it made the boys realize just how codependent they truly were.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the land of transformations! From bagels to bodies, the boys cover what it means to change for the better (or, at least, for good). We talk Abercrombie's rebrand, the desire to #MCM, and feeling like a perpetual "before" picture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the land of transformations! From bagels to bodies, the boys cover what it means to change for the better (or, at least, for good). We talk Abercrombie's rebrand, the desire to #MCM, and feeling like a perpetual "before" picture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the first person to slice a birthday cake, this episode is a nonstop hatefest of fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the first person to slice a birthday cake, this episode is a nonstop hatefest of fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as they unpack board game days, the trauma of a slip and slide, and have a slightly major breakthrough about the past 22 years of their friendship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as they unpack board game days, the trauma of a slip and slide, and have a slightly major breakthrough about the past 22 years of their friendship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for Joe's first job as a counselor in training and Andrew's tenure "employed" by his parents. From summer camp disasters to ice rink days off, we've shared a varied history of working together. This week, we unpack the layers of what it means to mentor 11-year-old boys as a 13-year-old boy, the Brown University Board of Admissions process, the mechanics of a lawn mower, and why every social media manager is gay. COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community on Patreon for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on Instagram, TikTok, & Twitter. Follow Joe on Instagram & TikTok. Follow Andrew on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we bring you along for the ride of a lifetime as we talk through our most recent set of live shows in the midwest. From a rental car debacle that almost ended in disaster to an elevator experience some could describe as impossible, we made it through by the skin of our teeth and the synthetic fibers of our Chappell Roan wigs. Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for Joe's first job as a counselor in training and Andrew's tenure "employed" by his parents. From summer camp disasters to ice rink days off, we've shared a varied history of working together. This week, we unpack the layers of what it means to mentor 11-year-old boys as a 13-year-old boy, the Brown University Board of Admissions process, the mechanics of a lawn mower, and why every social media manager is gay. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that taught us to crash diet to the people who told us we weren't good enough, this episode covers a lot of difficult topics we simply don't have the answers to! Joe and Andrew unpack their relationships to their bodies, their privilege, and their minds. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that taught us to crash diet to the people who told us we weren't good enough, this episode covers a lot of difficult topics we simply don't have the answers to! Joe and Andrew unpack their relationships to their bodies, their privilege, and their minds. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion we had when we believed we'd be model scouted in a mall at 12 years old? What's Julia Fox's go-to Subway order? Sit down with the legendary artist, icon, and Italian, Julia Fox as Andrew and Joe explore the psychological damages done by putting themselves out there as children and the emotional rewards received when those risks pay off. We talk Julia's middle school experiences as a goth cat girl, high school in Northern Italy, and the side-effects of fame in this EXTREMELY MAJOR episode. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion we had when we believed we'd be model scouted in a mall at 12 years old? What's Julia Fox's go-to Subway order? Sit down with the legendary artist, icon, and Italian, Julia Fox as Andrew and Joe explore the psychological damages done by putting themselves out there as children and the emotional rewards received when those risks pay off. We talk Julia's middle school experiences as a goth cat girl, high school in Northern Italy, and the side-effects of fame in this EXTREMELY MAJOR episode. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready for an emotional reunion special of FarmVille Moms featuring the beloved Debra Rollatini and Linda Russo! These two best friends turned business moguls captured the hearts of millions with their hit reality show in the early 2010s, but after a decade of silence, they are finally back together to address the long-standing rift in their friendship. Join us as we witness the heartwarming reunion of these two iconic women, and see if they can put their differences aside and rekindle their once-unbreakable friendship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys dive into the childhood trauma of egg hunts, child stars, and what they imagine Jesus might be like if he was in the room with them today. Whether you're a repressed former Catholic, a practicing Christian, a pagan witch, Jewish and happy, or experiencing spiritual-psychosis, this episode has something for everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys dive into the childhood trauma of egg hunts, child stars, and what they imagine Jesus might be like if he was in the room with them today. Whether you're a repressed former Catholic, a practicing Christian, a pagan witch, Jewish and happy, or experiencing spiritual-psychosis, this episode has something for everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thomas takes us on an introspective retrospective of her childhood sexual awakenings... from Mike Wazowski to Bill Hader (and everything in between). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thomas takes us on an introspective retrospective of her childhood sexual awakenings... from Mike Wazowski to Bill Hader (and everything in between). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we talk about our very complicated relationship to the internet, dating back to the dawn of social media and all the way up to the present day, where it’s lowkey our entire livelihood (and what that means for our mental health). We also talk about the addictive quality of going viral and how we secretly compare ourselves to each other. What happens when you think don’t measure up to your best friend? Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella  FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience with some of the toys that raised us. Why do Boy Bratz give Bushwick twink? Why is Max Steel a circuit gay? Why did Joe put the cursed Shrek sunflower in his mouth again? Unpack the trauma of Toy Story, Chucky, and American Girl Doll Horses with us this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience with some of the toys that raised us. Why do Boy Bratz give Bushwick twink? Why is Max Steel a circuit gay? Why did Joe put the cursed Shrek sunflower in his mouth again? Unpack the trauma of Toy Story, Chucky, and American Girl Doll Horses with us this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort every iconic American chain restaurant on the Kinsey Scale. Why were we made to believe college admissions counselors were stalking our Facebook albums? Why was Andrew dressing like a 60-year-old father of 3? Were we bad children the whole time? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices