Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.
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Is Golf Still A Posh Sport? & The 10 Hours A Week Rule
Monday, October 26, 2026 • Duration 34:15
Alright Par Pals, it’s Monday, Tom wrote notes, and that historically means a good one.
On the show:
Tom is still not dead. Connor is still not a murderer. The lesson got hollow tined into next Tuesday.
How many hours a week do you actually need to get better at golf? Tom Price reckons ten and breaks down exactly how, plus what that drops to over winter.
Why most of you are having the wrong lessons. Everyone wants crispier irons, when better decisions would save you five or six shots.
The 100 Yard Game, courtesy of Rob, which might be the most useful thing we’ve ever passed on.
Golf came eighth on a list of the world’s most expensive sports, so is it still a posh sport, or is that reputation just hanging around? Jackets in the clubhouse, kids on the course, and the one club that keeps coming up for all the wrong reasons.
Plus Timothy Greenberg writes in from Southern Ireland, where he’s walking his dog tortoise past a golf course and fancies taking a pitching wedge onto it.
Have we got this wrong? Had a properly snobby experience lately? Comments below, and if you’ve played Muirfield we really want to hear it.
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Golf is, as ever, ruining our lives.
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I’m Meeting A Man From The Internet To Fix My Chipping
Thursday, October 22, 2026 • Duration 35:30
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TP is off to Hemel today to meet a man from the internet called Connor, who heard about the chipping yips on the pod and reckons he can fix them in an hour. If there’s a new co-host next week, you’ll know what happened. 😅
Also: TG’s club has quietly solved the Stableford crisis with a tier system, Rob’s club runs a WhatsApp group that pairs up members with nobody to play with, and Dave sends in a brilliant list of how he went from 22 to 7.9.
Plus, we’ve found something we didn’t think existed: playing TOO fast. ⛳
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Blitz Golf Is Back (And We’ve Been Invited Again)
Sunday, October 18, 2026 • Duration 33:51
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We’re going live to Australia this week to speak to Simon from Blitz Golf, who’s bringing it back to the UK for SIX events next summer. He’s also invited us back, which seems generous given TG came last, TP came one off last, and the main contribution either of us made was a viral clip of a 58 degree wedge nearly taking out a caddie. 😅
The twist this time: one of us plays Sudbury, the other plays Bushy Park, and whoever isn’t playing has to caddie. TP has already requested a loud hailer. Waitlist is open at https://www.blitzgolf.net/ if you fancy coming along. ⛳
Also in this one: TP’s mate is the 74th best golfer in the world (on VR), still playing clubs from the 90s, and it’s completely wrecked his real golf. We get into why tension is the enemy, why trusting your swing matters more than fixing it, and a brilliant moment where a fully relaxed body produced a 210 yard seven wood out of nowhere.
Plus, TP is finally getting that chipping lesson from a man in Hemel 🙏, Dan Brown chips in to make the weekend then goes on an absurd run in Madrid, and we make a bold prediction about Blitz vs LIV 2.0. 👀
The final Littlestone video is live on YouTube now this week, Sorry for the delay.
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Is Playing The Forward Tees Cheating?
Wednesday, October 14, 2026 • Duration 35:43
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Christy reckons he’s found a golf cheat code: move up to the forward tees, shoot 90, actually enjoy yourself. But is he improving, or has he just made the course smaller?
TP is also FINALLY getting a chipping lesson after a pro heard about the yips on the pod and offered to sort him out. He’s off to meet a man from the internet in Hemel. If there’s a new co-host next week, you’ll know why.
Plus a correction on the Ping i2s (sorry 😩), Kieran’s ball gets nicked off the fairway by kids on bikes 🚲, and we discover Noel Fielding has a long lost half brother: Neil Folding.
Littlestone 2.0 lands SUNDAY. ⛳
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I Hate Golf (A 72 Hour Breakdown)
Sunday, October 11, 2026 • Duration 33:01
A genuinely miserable 72 hours in our golfing lives. TP bent the entire world to get to the medal (dog walked, kids’ football sorted, chipping practised) and then shot 15 over, went in six bunkers, lost a ball under a bridge in three feet of leaves and announced on the fifth that he was going home. 😩
TG wasn’t faring much better: three points after five holes on the Sunday roll up, up at 6am, and texting TP “I want to die forever” from the tee. Then he stopped caring entirely, played the last eleven holes in one over, won the back nine and walked off with £50 in cash. Make it make sense.
Which leads us to the big question: why do we do this to ourselves every single time? Expectation ruins it, not caring fixes it, and yet we never learn. There’s also a proper lesson in here about aiming for the middle of the green, why your short game is really just an insurance policy, and the one shot on a blow-up hole that nobody ever thinks about.
Plus bunker season is upon us, the return of the Ping bunker club, and a tease about the ping i210s. 👀
New Littlestone video drops Sunday and the ending is worth it. Go and subscribe on YouTube, and we’re agonisingly close to 1,000 Spotify reviews.
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Losing Swing Speed Might Actually Make You Better
Wednesday, October 7, 2026 • Duration 35:31
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Ben writes in with one of the great golfing triumphs: 12 shots off the Order of Merit leader going into the final major, then shoots the round of his life and wins the lot. Two boards, one very annoyed cocky bloke. 🏆
We've also got TP's full pre-medal meltdown (nervous, overexcited, already planning the celebration, which is the exact opposite of what his mental game book says 😩), a playing lesson revelation about blaming your strike when it was really your club choice, and anonymous who thinks he's having an affair with golf after TikTok convinced his wife that Discord means he's cheating. 😅
Plus a conspiracy theory about honours boards, and the Golf Breaks email about Egyptian food that was an absolute masterclass. 🐪⛳
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The Worst Calculation You Can Do In Golf 😩 (Don't Do It)
Sunday, October 4, 2026 • Duration 35:33
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TP is hungover (rocky roads until midnight, which is well past his self-imposed 9pm "middle aged midnight") and TG has been up since six with coffee, so the energy levels are wildly mismatched this morning. Sorry in advance. ☕
We also do the worst piece of maths in golf: take your annual membership subs, divide by twelve, and discover exactly what each round is costing you. Wentworth members, look away. 😩 Plus how much a Saturday roll up should actually cost, and a genuine business idea for anyone who fancies building it.
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Golf Needs A Tinder For People With No Mates
Thursday, October 1, 2026 • Duration 34:20
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TG is properly poorly and blowing his nose directly into the microphone, so apologies in advance. But stick with it, because this one gets emotional at the end. 🤧
Harrison writes in with a genuine dilemma: his grandad, an avid golfer of 60 years, has passed away and left him his clubs. Does he keep them for the memory, or trade them in for something newer?
Also in this one: the golf crime of asking to play nine instead of eighteen, why there should genuinely be a golfing Tinder for people with no mates to play with, how people game the winter league pairings, and a brilliant "would you rather" from Johnny involving range balls that splits us completely down the middle.
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The Mindset That Finally Got Me Back In The 70s
Sunday, September 27, 2026 • Duration 32:35
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TP is hungover and has a speed awareness course to get to, so this is a brisk one. But there's a genuinely good lesson in it: when you're playing well, do NOT take your foot off the gas. Attack, attack, attack. TG shot 79 yesterday, his first round in the 70s in months, and the two holes where he got defensive cost him everything.
We also get into the handicap divisions debate again, because it turns out the answer might be Stableford points.
Plus, how golf runs in families (and the people who've somehow caught it alone), the unmatched joy of transferring everything into a brand new bag 🎒
Also, we're agonisingly close to 1,000 Spotify reviews. Five stars would be lovely. ⭐
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SOPHIE WALKER | She Started A Golf YouTube Channel 10 Years Ago And Everyone Laughed 😅 #TalkBirdieToMe
Thursday, September 24, 2026 • Duration 35:04
WE'RE BACK with the FINAL episode of series one of Talk Birdie To Me, and we've saved a brilliant one for last. We're joined by Sky Sports commentator, coach and former Ladies European Tour pro Sophie Walker, who played over 150 events on tour, never lost her card, and finished runner up at the Women's Scottish Open. ⛳
She also fixes TP's chipping live on air, explains why pros actually swing at 80%, and gives the single best tip for anyone trying to break 100 for the first time. Plus the truth about why brilliant amateurs so often fail as professionals, TG's disastrous attempt to meet Charley Hull 😬, and her DREAM four ball.
Huge thanks to Golf Now for powering series one. We'll be back in April with series two, and we've got some very big names already booked. 👀
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