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Today I’m reviewing Pikes 321-323 (Warm Your Ancestors, Doctor Lorca’s Work, and Thank You Taylor), I also talk about lawn care, Buckethead’s live pikes, retiring all of the show segments, trying out new subs, Whitby Goth Festival, RIP Kay Parker, Papa John Gives a bunch of money to Sarah Palin, Clerks 3 (2022), Buckethead’s collaboration with Ornithological Anarchist Hakim Bey, CHAZ/CHOP, Hideous! (1998), Buckethead’s stolen guitars, programmed bass, Death - Symbolic, Savatage, and Halloween Ends (2022).

This week I’m doing a solo run on Buckethead’s 318-320 (March 19th 2020, Dreams Remembered, and Dreams Remembered Version 2), mathematical shit is boring, splitting up the Soy Trek episodes and Patreon updates, Alex Jones is fucked and that’s hilarious, young goths are more likely to self-harm, RIP Chuck Deardorf, Papa John’s former marketing guy dies, Chop & Steele, the Found Footage Festival, Yo-Yo Guy Mark Proksch, Buckethead’s collaboration with Banyan, the day the pandemic started to feel real, making the same album twice, Nathan Fielder’s the Rehersal, Britain’s Top 5 Horror Films, and some dumbass bucketjokes.

Flying solo again this week! It’s getting surprisingly easy! I find that kinda disturbing! Anyways, this week I listen to and review Pikes 325-217 (Arboretum, Angel Wings, and Live Feathers), I also get down and dirty into how my ex- becoming a new age right-wing hippie has provided me with an incredibly comforting closure, the new Hellraiser reboot, Hot Topic’s new venture into the world of Roblox, RIP Anthony Inoki, Papa John losing a house to Hurricane Ian, the worst drag performance I’ve ever seen (and one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard), Buckethead’s collaboration with Artist, filmmaker, and musician Julian Schnabel, are Live Pikes worth it?, the very literal meaning of the word arboretum, and The Phantom (1996) starring Billy Zane.

We're joined by an old friend and returning guest! Scott is back to talk about Buckethead's Pikes 312-314 (Gary Fukamoto My Childhood Best Friend Thanks For All The Times We Played, Vincent Price SHRUNKEN HEAD Apple Sculpture, and Rooster Coaster), we also talk about remembering music that you listen to during insignificant parts of your life, combining the fourth and the third rail, Britain remembers Bellingham is clean, universities spend too much money on facilities, breath work, Rainbow Gathering, Woodstock 94, Britain is making too much merch, RIP Coolio, why does Papa Murphy’s exist?, treating Papa Johns like Comet Ping Pong, Machine Gun Kelly isn’t good, Buckethead’s recordings with Anton Fier (RIP), a helicopter theme park, go take a walk!, Emily the Criminal (2022), Amsterdam (2022), and the Tim Conway “Dorf” series of films.

Today I’m talking to my old friend John “Harsh” Harshman, and together we’re getting balls deep into Buckethead’s Pikes 309-311 (Cosmic Oven, In the Laboratory of Doctor Septimus Pretorius, and Funace Follies), we also talk about how Harsh saw Buckethead without the mask and bucket while working security for a festival, Britain has never sucked dick for weed (but has for free), what does Primus smell like?, Shaq talks about the Papa John’s buyout, boofing a no-doz, working in a drywall factory, Don King the weird weasly chicken dude, burning Whole Foods to the ground, capitalism is bukkake, Slayer has one album, chatting with Chris Barnes and Gene Ween, our big 4s, better than bullion vs. regular bullion, Marvel shouldn’t make a movie about Buckethead, Buckethead on PBS, George Carlin and the P-Funk Allstars, Letterkenny, alienating music, drum programming is hard, gettin brown with ween, Beat Street (1984), and sports guys.

I’m joined by one of my favorite guests again today! Comedian and broadcaster Matt Collins joins me to listen to and discuss Pikes 306-308 (The Toy Cupboard, Mercury Beak, and Theater of the Disembodied), we also get into how George Carlin was naturally on cocaine, caffeinated orange soda, what’s the flavor of Big Red?, System of a Down - Toxicity, we need something to revitalize Peeps, blowing exclusively diabetic dudes is based, Buckethead’s new collab with Azam Ali, that one King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard drum fill, Matt’s worst band breakup, RIP the guy who invented, They Might Be Giants children’s music, Raffi, Cocomelon’s addictive children’s programming, local pro wrestling rules, Buckethead’s song with Snoop Dogg, Wondershowzen, what Pike songs should Buckethead play live?, Berzerker (2022), the Angel series of films from the 80s, and Disney’s The Country Bears (2002).

Well shit, Britain is running solo now. Wild. Today I’m listening to and reviewing Pikes 303-305 (Castle of Franken Berry, Rainbow Tower, and Two Story Hourglass) and I’m also discussing Spenser leaving the podcasts, Goth Night at Six Flags cancellation, Payton Mannning’s relationship with Papa John’s, sucking girl dick, Camouflage (2005), Master and Commander (2003), Icehouse (the Australian band, not the incredibly cheap beer), Young Einstein (1988), people disliking when Buckethead doesn’t solo, Europe is a great place to get drunk, Meet the Family (2003), and a thanks to Spenser for Episodes 1-99.

Today we’re getting into Buckethead’s Pikes 300-302 (Quarry, The Chariot of Saturn, and Cyborgs, Robots & More), plus we discuss the gothest beverage, old cash registers, Prince, Limp Bizkit covering Prince, getting too much pussy and turning into a Jehovah’s Witness, the genesis of post-punk, why Papa Johns doesn’t have dining rooms, making bread out of bones, biting a pizza tattoo, Taiwanese transistors, nationalizing any industry on which the public relies, Noah’s Apt., the christian ‘gotcha’ dude, toxic Buckethead fans, Killswitch Engage’s cover of “Holy Diver”, Bull of Heaven’s infinity minus one years long song, Where’s Officer Tuba? (1987), and Elden Ring.

We dive into Pikes 297-299 (Fork, Robes of Citrine, and Thought Pond), Spenser's trip to Psycho Las Vegas, racist condo board members, and how much Papa John's spends on garlic butter.

Today we’re cream teaming right into Buckethead’s Pikes 293, 294, and 296 (Oven Mitts, Warp Threads, and Ghouls of the Graves), we also discuss Dr. Horrible’s Conference Room at Password University, Spenser knows all the old slurs, Silly William Jellybeans, Britain’s drinks a half gallon mason jar of diet coke, Shia LaBeouf grabs his partner’s boob, RIP Steve Grimmett, Britain gives a full summary of Papa John Schnatter’s CPAC speech, Spenser is going to Psycho Las Vegas (Britain recommends a sex worker, a magic show, or unique food), a lot of black metal should be cancelled, reading Buckethead’s first interview as Herbie?, live albums recorded on a phone, warped tour outfit, Uncle Al Rocks, going dressed as a Renaissance character to a Star Trek convention, sex in a cemetary, the biggest animal you would masturbate for your job, Freddie Got Fingered (2001), potato microphone, quicksand fetishism and Prey (2022), Tool takes too long to write music, squirt is pee and that’s what makes it hot, who is the official band of Halloween?, Britain does a Darwin Binks impression, don’t fuck with our boy Jordan Vine, Trans Rights are Human Rights, Knowledge Fight Podcast, Terminal USA (1993), Better Call Saul, and the greatest Tweet of all time from Billy Zane.

Today we’re gettin into the nitty gritty with Pikes 288, 291, and 292 (Liminal Monorail, Fogray, and Galaxies), we also discuss technical difficulties, Windows updates break Spenser, 96 Bitter Beings, automatic drivers, new League gothic skins, RIP Gene LeBell (who made Steven Seagal poop his pants), pooping into each others butts with the homies, r/letstalkbam, coleslaw is a condiment, synth pads, monorails, bus stop meth friends, a dude who only enters his house through the window, the limits of technical fast bass playing, Axl Rose causes a lot of riots, how did COVID affect Buckethead?, what if Buckethead ousted the Cantina Band from Star Wars?, old dudes in the Youtube comments, kayfabe, churches are a waste of money if you’re trying to help people, the best Keiths in music, the return of JORDAN VINE, Buckethead is the Edgar Allen Poe of guitar, fuck Elon Musk, Joe Bonamassa, exercising, X-Men the Animated Series, and Gargoyles.

Hee haw! Today we’re reviewing Pikes 283, 284, and 287 (Once Upon a Distant Plane, Looking Through the Garden, and Electrum). We also talk about web browsers, Herman Li being a bro, 96 Bitter Beings, Geoff Tate is an effemized Kerry King, Queensryche is Bellevue Metal, Danny Elfman’s cover album, NASCAR is Goth, toast blankets and sleeping on bread, Prey (2022), is sinking back?, Spenser is not surprised when he finds out Brit is into *anything*, pool maintenance, a buckethero emerges and returns a guitar to Buckethead, edging unreleased Pikes, the divisive Buckethead live songs, getting lost in a cloud on a mountain and jerking off on the summit, big gardens, let’s go Brandon DiCamillo, Spenser likes how bad St. Anger sounds, erotic electrostimulation, Frank Zappa’s band anal training on the tour bus together, anal douching, radical cumming empathy, misophonia (but not for pussy eating), cumming under the desk for 30 years, a Zornhead gets wild on the buckethead comments, you can not only have sex on Buckethead—you can cum twice, Pat Methaney - Orchestrion, Techno Viking, 988 is the new Mental Health Hotline, pilgrim staff, jerk-off breaks while recording, samosas, Coherence (2014), and some Ralph Battles concerning Axl Rose, Nixon, and Elvis.

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Today we’re buttchugging 3 more Buckethead Pikes with Pikes 280-282 (In Dreamland, The Sea Remembers Its Own, and Toys R Us Tantrums). We also discuss: all the disastrous Pinocchio films, there are only three tempos, recognizing synth presets in pop songs, making gangs out of early internet companies, the recent heat wave, picking up Sri Lankan pussy, is Ghost Weezer for goths?, RIP to Charles Ward of Rockfield Studios, Buckethead has some guitars stolen, fortnite on a disc for sale, the weird dudes who use Redbox to rent dvds, the best ambient sound, the Pantera reunion, Britain drinks as much diet coke as Donald Trump, trying to get Buckethead albums in Switzerland, Hillary’s emails were all from rubmaps, Slash trolling buckethead social media, dessert hummus, drugstakers don’t belong here, Gallagher’s comedy, Box - Cherry Blossoms at Night, and Ralph battles about two fuckin Dicks (Cheney and Eric Clapton).

Today we’re blowing right through Buckethead’s Pikes 278-280 (Division is the Devil’s Playground, Unexpected Journeys, and Skeleton Keys) we also discuss: pubic hair wigs, pubic hair ended with Ross Perot, RIP fusion bassist Michael Henderson, Spenser gets a new bass, Spenser has one of the most insufferably boring stories about the airport parking garage ever told, every box is a cat box if you trap the cat in it long enough, Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flava, Buckethead x Bassnectar, Brit and Spenser go to a Christian music festival in Alaska, being afraid of falling off a bridge in your car, Geppetto is a pedophile, Napoleon on Twitter, what juice does Buckethead drink?, when did YouTube get emoji comments?, Grind (2004), Streets of Rage (1993), the girl does karate film genre, and why women rub their eyes in the morning.

We've got a guest! Stone Abdullah, golden-voiced rad dude and author of the Journey of the Shadow series. Together we're listening to Pikes 274-276 (Fourneau Cosmique, Dreamthread, and Healing Inside Outside Every Side). Britain is also incredibly sick and way too tired to write a full episode synopsis, so deal with it. We talk a bunch about boobs, Meow Wolf art collective, Pakistani goths, Axiom Funk, Britain's fucked up dream where he's commander Riker solving a rape puzzle, and nuclear non-proliferation.

We cover a lot of ground. Just listen to it.

Be sure to check out our awesome guest and his work at:

https://journeyoftheshadow.com

Oh heck, we’re diving right into Buckethead’s Pikes 271-273 (The Squaring of the Circle, Coniunctio, and Guillotine Furnace). We also talk about Bongcasting, only weird old men carry half-dollars, librarians like their order, self-help books all say the same shit, Ecco the Dolphin sucked, the worst weed Brit ever bought in San Francisco, Goth Tractor Girl, RIP Yu-Gi-Oh dude, the right questions for Papa John are the dumb ones, Britain’s falafel recipe, Spenser still thinks about Britain’s vegetarian meatball sandwich, deep fried pizza, The Bastard Noise (feat. Buckethead) split EP with Spastic Colon, Pirate Thrash, Julian Casablancas looks exactly like a guy who would be in The Strokes, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner, Mike Mangini, does Buckethead use an Ebow?, Rubmaps and getting jerked off at a massage parlor, $80 is how much a handjob costs, the Rockband and GnR to Bucketbot pipeline, who has the best fries?, art that gives people hope, is Jordan Vine Buckethead?, Old (2021), Screwballs (1983), shitting your pants when listening to Buckethead, the Da Vinci Code, instrumental music without a message can’t change your life, Local H - As Good as Dead, Red Fang, The Boys Season 3, Reconstruction by Eric Foner, leftist radicals are usually right, Aura Bora sparkling water, and stealing from Whole Foods.

Oh shit we’re doing it again! Today we’re reviewing Buckethead’s pikes 268-270 (Sonar Rainbow, Decaying Parchment, and A3) We also discuss: Is George Noory from Coast to Coast AM still alive? Brit used to be red pilled as fuck by domestic talk radio, ARM Processors vs Adjustable Rate Mortgages, Britain attempts to explain to Spenser why the Kardashians are famous, you never wanna have to talk about butt stuff with you doctor, the sequel to the production company A24, Jay Mascus would totally kick the shit outta Spenser, Ted Nugent drops the N-bomb with a hard R at the Alaska State Fair, Ariana Grande, Buckethead vs. Mozart, Britain does salvia for the first time and tries to run through a glass door, I fought the slaw and the slaw won, quantity vs. quality, The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star, Buckethead music as the planes that blew up the twin towers, California Redwoods, and Jessie Gender’s Youtube Channel and 5.5 hour video on sex in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Sup wizard? Today we're listening to Buckethead's Pikes 265-267 (Ride Operator Q Bozo, Far, and Thoracic Spine Collapser). We also discuss how Spenser gets drafted into a command position on the Geek Militia and is sent to Password University, Pooldiaper (No Tool Pool), fuck George W Bush, Kravis’s goth bachelor party, The Requin (2022), Mad God (2022), Buckethead (and most of Praxis) on Ben Wa - Devil Dub (1999), Q Bozo Drop, the songs you when driving in someone else’s truck in Alaska, the worst place to have to ask to use the bathroom, Spenser’s best burger, playing bass riffs while the Hindenburg goes down, what does God’s cum taste like?, cheese whiz, predictability in music, The Emperor in Star Wars is just older Dani Filth, the G String on every guitar is always going out of tune, getting in trouble with God for spilling the seed, Jordan Vine doesn’t poop, War, what is it (good for)?, there’s a hole in my bucket dear Liza, the Hoobastank Hooburrito at Denny’s, The End of Policing by Alex S. Vitale, Before the Storm by Rick Perlstein, and some failed one-liners. 

Oh hey we’re still doing this? Yes. Here we are reviewing Buckethead’s Pikes 262-264 (Nib Y Nool, Glacier, and Poseidon), the guy from craigslist who goes into people’s septic tank, Spenser buys a small guitar, Goth Babe’s covid, Orange Hat Larry’s legendary customer service, Bucketfact’s love of Old Dirty Bastard, Britain is a communist (not joking), Spenser doesn’t know what a tankie is, what fiat currency tastes the worst?, workplace shootings, music videos aren’t as cool as they used to be, living in 3d chess, The Poseidon Adventure (2005), Lost in Space (1998), dirt and worms is one of the best desserts ever, a jerk-off challenge against the devil, FLAC rocks, where do you even buy frankincense and myrrh?, small accounts acting like they’re well-known and successful, a weird U2 guy who won’t stop bothering Spenser, and The Underground Comedy Movie (1999) starring Slash and the Shamwow guy. 

Today we’re joined by a guest! Filmmaker and major bucketbot Kevin Vonesper is here to tell us about his film: The Life and Slimes of Dukey Flyswatter and Haunted Garage. Together we’re listening to Buckethead Pikes 259-261 (Undersea Dead City, Ferry to the Island of the Lost Minds, and Portal to the Red Waterfall). We’re also getting into wild discussions such as touching on: Blood Diner (1987), Beetlejuice 2, RIP David Smith and Andy Fletcher, Spenser gets canceled by Mark Zuckerberg, Britain gets cancelled by Youtube, Phantom of the Opera, Maximum Bob, weird shit in the library of congress, that Kevin Smith tweet, gettin shitty with Smitty, Deli Creeps, tv show Pistol, and The Breed (2001). Also a 4 pack of Epic Ralph Battles in History. 

Keep up with Kevin’s documentary at @dunkeydoc or www.dukeydoc.com

Today we’re falling down the well of Buckethead’s Pikes 256-258 (Meteor Firefly Net, Blank Slate, and Echo). We also discuss such bullshit as: Britain and Spenser go to Steely Dan and it takes forever, Spense gets white claw wasted and projectile vomits all over the inside of a Lyft and runs away, Devin Townsend is totally gogglepilled, RIP Alan White of Yes, a new Phish manager at work, Buckethead’s “unreleased” album “Super Diorama Theater”, Brit has to puke on the bus, the video of Chuck Berry farting in a sex worker’s face, you don’t become a big corporation without exploiting the third world, Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022), and Forza Horizon 5.

We listened to a bunch of new albums this month and reviewed them!

Mary Halvorson - Amaryllis/Belladonna

Master Boot Record - Personal Computer

Ou - One

Red Snapper - Everybody is Somebody

Black Star - No Fear of Time

Pharmacist - Flourishing Extremities on Unspoiled Mental Ground 

James LaBrie - Beautiful Shade of Grey

We’re rejoined by one of our favorite guests! Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die—Australia’s funniest music podcast—joins us to listen to Buckethead Pikes 253-255 (Coop Erstown, Woven Twigs, and Abominable Snow Scalp). We also discuss: 6 waves is too many for pandemics and sports games, different genres of handjobs, you can use anything for toilet paper, RIP Vangelis, a video game console exclusively for racists, Buckethead’s first recording Brazos, Star Trek in Australia, Cliffhanger (1993), the multiverse of sadness, John Wayne Gacy thought clowns were beautiful, the nor’easter snowstorm, Spenser has a birthday accident, Rest In Piss (if you’re into that kinda thing), Tokyo Vice, Two Hands (1999), and Ou - One.

We’re jumping into Buckethead Pikes 250-252 (250, Waterfall Cove, and Bozo in the Labarynth), we’re also discussing such important topics as: We’re living in Van Halen 3, Spenser gets into ‘potato products’ again, what character on Star Trek has the biggest gock?, Spenser talks about a burrito for some reason, Cruel World Fest in LA, BDS, RIP Greek Porn Star Kostas Gousgounis, Papa John holds a Kentucky Derby Party, 1993’s Zillatron, what do you mean by everything?, Johnny Rotten spent over $10k on mobile games, steal from Whole Foods, neither of us can remember Mike Portnoy’s name, Tritony Soprano, a visit from our friend Gay Romano, 4Chan brigading the Oprah forums, Tuscan milk, having your skull split open a big juicy cock, Why so Steve Miller Band?, the cultural conversation about donkey punching, Shrek’d porn, the two movies Bret Michaels directed: A Letter from Death Row (1998) and No Code of Conduct (1998), and Epic Ralph battles including Brutus v Caesar and Tim Lambesis vs his Steroid Dealer. 

Oh hi today we are discussing Buckethead’s Pikes 247-249 (Rivers in the Seas, Awake in Sleepwakefulness, and The Moss Lands) Fuck everybody involved in striking down/not codifying Roe v Wade, a Sans Sadler week, turning off comments on instagram due to CHUDs, The Met Gala (Lenny Kravitz is a big titty goth bf), the stamp campaign for ProtoGoth Edward Gorey, Papa John has begun making memes, Metal Archives - Real or Fake?, Buckethead’s great journey inward, Roots, the best root vegetables, Spenser counts the sound guy as part of the band, buying socks and seasonings at Ross Dress for Less, Britain has been dead for two years now after eating the silica packet in some turkey pepperoni, Dr. Jerksoff and Mr. Hydeswhilehejerksoff, if there is a weasel god there must be a weasel Ricky Gervais, Geddy Lee’s genetic talent, haterbating, pinpointing when Jordan Vine first listened to Buckethead, LARPing about getting laid on the internet, The Outlaws, Christopher Walken, Sweet Potatoes, direct action like protesting is cool, Barack Obama dropped the ball on abortion, and some epic ralph battles in history. 

Oh shit it’s happening! We’re listening to Buckethead’s Pikes 244-246 (Out Orbit, Space Viking, and Nettle), we also discuss stuff like: Van Halen - Diver Down, the worst date ever, jumping suicides, Jimmy Screamerclawz, Slipknot Weeb Groomer, snorting research chemicals on the first date, Walking Dead bedsheets, RIP Klaus Schulz, Spenser gets a nerve spasm, going to a soup-centric buffet restaurant with Britain’s dead racist grandmother, picante vs restaurant-style vs pice de gallo, Gorgone (2005), the Midnight Munchies Meal at Jack in the Box, Lost Vikings SNES, Hellhammer is a homophobe, nettle tea is terrible, Trump/Buckethead 2024, Jewtube, The Catcher (1998), American Crime Story, The Monica Lewinsky Case, The Batman (2022), what kind of music does Alex Jones listen to?, and Ralph Battles: Chino vs. Peter Steele and McDonalds vs Sid and Marty Krofft. 

Today we’re diving into the last of Buckethead’s 2016 output, Pikes 241-243 (Sparks in the Dark, Hamden’s Hollow, and Santa’s Toy Workshop), we also discuss: The Cube Movies, Britain’s new Youtube Channel - Media Dungeon, The Catcher (1998), a kiwi child with an unfortunate name, RIP Zippy Chippy: the most losing race horse ever, the poison pill strategy against hostile corporate takeover, Ozzy talking to Lemmy on the morning he died, Gettin Head supports the people of Ukraine and nobody else in this conflict, Buckethead and Melissa Reese, autocorrect hates Buckethead’s titles, Jesus got the fattest dick, the dude who ate sunlight, 3:11 on 4/20, the memeing of All Star by Smash Mouth, To Catch a Yeti (1994), Picard Season 2 sucks, Opera web browser, Microsoft destroying paid web browsers, and Ralph Battles concerning Limp Bizkit’s beef with Eminem and Lemmy’s last day on earth. 

It's the end of April, and we're doing a roundup of new music! Today we review:

Carpenter Brut - Leather Terror

Analepsy - Quiescence 

Wet Leg - Wet Leg

Jameszoo - Blind

Vince Staples - Ramona Park Broke My Heart

Animals as Leaders - Parrhesia

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Unlimited Love

Join us!

Oh boy it’s us doing stuff and listening to Buckethead Pikes! Pikes 238-240 (Attic Garden, The Mermaid Stairwell, and Chart) to be exact! We also discuss such harrowing and comedic tales as: Brit and Spenser go to a Tech Trek 5 together, the band Vulvodynia is confusing live, Brit has an incredibly uncomfortable conversation with a stranger about pornography, the Austin Powers and Drew Carey Show Soundtracks, Buckethead, Mike Patton & DJ Flare’s Moonraker, Britain’s cobb salad trauma, treating men & women the same, converting city market .99 beef & bean burritos into diarrhea, the most piratey keys in music, Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris, washing whisks, Auto-Cholr, comparing guitarists against each other is dumb, Jordan Vine doesn’t like some of Buckethead’s music, and some Epic Ralph Battles.

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Today we’re talking about Primus’s new song “Conspiranoia”, or more accurately, we’re talking about the list of conspiracies listed in the video. Specifically, we’re getting into: All Mountains are Giant Trees, Black Snake Prophecy, Oil is Made from Humans, Big Pharma, Nazis on the Dark Side of the Moon, Iran-Contra, The Mandela Effect, MKULTRA, The Dog Suicide Bridge, Earth Has 2 Moons, Jesus died in Japan, McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines, 10% of Art in Museums if Fake, Solipsism, and Bigfoot is Cain.

Oh hey we’re flying solo today! Together we’re listening to Pikes 235-237 (Oneiric Pool, Castle on Slunk Hill, and The Five Block) we also discuss Britain’s birthday, Spenser getting a new free King-Sized bed, Ace Hardware EDM Clerk Revisited, Europe (they need it!), Primus - Conspiranoia, The Frankenstein Brothers- Bolt-on Neck, Buckethead’s history with That 1 Guy, dolphin pussy jelly, Spenser asks “what kind of person am I?” and gets an accurate answer, pegging/prostate talk, a pool full of jello expectations vs. reality, asking Tom Sawyer to ask Getty Lee if Alex Lifeson or Buckethead is a better guitar player, Star Trek Picard sucks, Béla Fleck Edgar Meyer and Zakir Hussain, and some Epic Ralph Battles having to do with George W. Bush. 

We have another music podcast guest! Say hello to Andrew from Life Was Peachy, a Nu Metal Podcast! Together we’re listening to Pikes 232-234 (Lightboard, 22222222, Coupon) we also discuss: The 6 degrees of Nu Metal tangentiality, Faith No More - The Real Thing was released right after Tiananmen Square, Godsmack’s “Voodoo” is a minimalist metal masterpiece, Senator Ted Stevens, Godsmack kept on playing in Anchorage for some reason, Sully says ’never’ 71 times on the Godsmack - S/T, a Star Trek talking Borg head lunchbox, Jar Jar Binks real doll, Fieldy’s Dreams, elevator pitch about a Slipknot bank heist, Clown from Slipknot is the RZA of metal, “Elevated Goth”, Spenser gets into emulators, Buckethead’s collaborations with Shin Terai, Britain does it with the fez on, as long as Duff gets a Dr. Pepper we’re good, you can’t say ‘cracker’ on Twitch, praising Buckethead’s diversity, Jay Z used to be great, getting fun at the gas station, Steve Vai on KoЯnTV, Guy Fieri (Guy Ferry), the Coors were nazis, Magellan’s giant hog, BuQhea, Star Trek Computer Games, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild, Running the Light by Sam Tallent, Greet Death, Rumpleforeskin, Coal Chamber - S/T, Stabbing Westward, Shelly Miscavige is still missing, and some Epic Ralph Battles involving Dave Mustaine, David Ellefson, and trial of Jesus Christ. 

Check out Andrew’s podcast Life Was Peachy wherever you get podcasts and follow him @lifewaspeachy on Twitter and IG! 
Also check out Andrew’s comedy at:
https://andrewcahak.bandcamp.com

Oh boy today we’re joined by a guest! We’ve got Ryan Beitz with The World Speed Project (TWSP) her to listen to Buckethead’s Pikes 229-231 (Cabs, Rooftop, and Drift,) we also discuss such pressing matters as: Speed (1994), Lemmy Kilmister’s lost bass collection, Everything is Terrible’s Jerry Maguire Pyramid, Speed has the F word more than once, pawn shop VHS tapes, the Vice article on TWSP, the best pasta shapes, Spenser encounters a child goth, divorce, Jeff Hardy in AEW, RIP the inventor of the GIF, Buckethead and Travis Dickerson’s Chicken Noodles 1&2, the Bucketpoint = the prostate, have you ever accidentally cum on an animal?, jerking off on the rooftop and turning pigeons into cumsluts, Bon Jovi’s Rest Stop Gloryhole, the ratio of Richie Sambora’s cum/well liquor scent, Disney’s Fastpass: A Complicated History by Defunctland, Rest in Piss Seth Putnam, Electric Mantis, Christmas in Hollis is about a weak cum, the Forrest Gump of Metal, and some fresh Ralph Battles in History concerning Trump vs Kid Rock and Phil Anselmo being a white supremacist. 

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This week Brit and Spenser listen to 7 new albums! They are:

Blood Incantation - Timewave Zero
Zander Schloss - Song About Songs
Tears for Fears - The Tipping Point
Sylvaine - Nova
Vein.fm - This World is going to ruin you
Ilhan Ersahin, Dave Herrington and Kenny Wollesen - Invite Your Eye
Slash feat. Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators - 4

Oh boy Spirit of 76 or whatever! Here we are listening to and reviewing Buckethead's Pikes 226-228 (Happy Birthday MJ 23, Arcade of the Deserted, and The Creaking Stairs). We also talk about starting some Movie Commentary/Watchalongs, Goth 2 Boss, Blinged out Geek Squad Manager, Deadpool is the most cringe superhero to publicly enjoy, Goth Murder,  Buckethead and Travis Dickerson’s Thanatopsis, Spenser chooses Charles Barkley to make an album about, Britain inspires Spenser to have bad hyperbolic takes, did Jordan Vine die?, an Adult Toy Story, Get Loli, Q-pilled Bucketbots, Cyberpunk 2077, Keanu Reeves, The Naked Man (1999), and some Epic Ralph Battles about Mayhem and Bratz (2007). 

We’ve got an old friend and Producer/DJ Kurtiss as a guest today! Together we’re listening to Pikes 223-225 (Dragging the Fence, Buildor, and Florrmat) We're also discussing: Hollertronix, not releasing acapellas is bad for music, Uffie (Curtis Vodka Remix), Kurtiss - The Curtis Vodka EP (2021), The Batman (2022), Spenser tries Del Taco for the first time, cooking with Guinness, Buckethead’s project Cobra Strike, fence stories, truck stop knives, head shop kratom vs gas station kratom, piracy is cool, tool-pilled diaper boys, Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, Tool is dark grunge, jerking off to audio, ejaculated through the windshield, BuckQ-pilled, flat earth bucketbots, Spenser recommends Del Taco, Bratz (2007) and Epic Ralph Battles in History: Mike Kroger vs Vinnie Paul and Lars Ulrich vs Dave Mustaine.

Check out The Curtis Vodka EP
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The bois dive into 9/11 media, including the movies, video games, and music released on or around that fateful day. 

We have another guest! Who’d have guessed? Today we’re joined by comedian Jesse Bercier, with whom we’re gettin into the gritty with on Pikes 220-222 (Mirror Realms, Cove Cloud, and Out of the Attic). We also discuss: why would a 14-year old have Dental Dams?, Chumbawamba has the best politics, the differences between living in an Anarco-punk Commune and a Grindhouse, French should be only spoken by sexy older men (never children), does the Austin Powers stay on during sex? (yeah, baby!), MGK’s Goth Wedding, the gothest boolean operators, Buckethead - Colma (1998), Shaft (2019) is about not putting the head of your penis in a vagina but instead just rubbing the Shaft against it, Snakes on a Plane (2006), Lemmy smelled bad, when Nic Cage gets grungy—he gets grungy, Zakk Wilde can do the intro to Iron Man with his asshole (boiled egg farts), Uncleback, The Thrashers (Canada), Shawn Colvin, a romantic evening watching Scooby Doo (2002), Breckin Meyer, and Epic Ralph Battles in History: Jackass Producers vs. Bam Margera and The San Antonio Police vs. Ozzy. 

We have guests today! Returning guest and concert producer Hellen and DJ Gre! Together we’re wandering through Bucketheadland and checking into Pikes 217-219 (Pike Doors, Old Toys, and Raindrops on Christmas) and we’re also diving into the wild wonderful world of pickled onions, DJ/LG relationships, Britain and their religious connection with Danny Tanner, the mount rushmore of Anchorage Alaska hobos, followthehat.com, Balenciaga Goth Crocs, RIP The Amazing Johnathan, PB&J Fries, Buckethead - In Search of The (2007), Buckethead NFTs, Spenser is an apologist for bad food service workers, DJ Gre punches his High School principal, the mount rushmore of lettuce, #bucketcoin, Buckethead NFTs, don’t you dare harm a single hair on Jordan Vine’s precious head, a David Draiman/Dane Cook, The Nineties: A Book by Chuck Klosterman, Scooby Doo (2002), not getting into a strange par asocial relationship with a weird Kiwi sissy, Heathcliff, and Epic Ralph Battles in History: A Press Agent vs Dana Carvey on set of Master of Disguise on 9/11, and John McAffee vs. Belize’s gang suppression unit. 

Giddy up mother fathers! We’re hoppin on into Pikes 214-216 today (Trace Candle, Teleflecter, and Wheel of Ferris,) and we also hop into the odd and mystical universe of: the original Macintosh screen resolution, 5 Finger Death Punch’s ex-drummer’s Psycho Synner, new The Cure music on the way, Goth obituaries, Papa John at CPAC, Spenser throws out a fwb so he can have diarrhea, the lack of Buckethead Rule 34, Tony Hooper’s All American Massacre (unreleased), Buckethead as Leatherface, the massage parlor boner ban, LEGO Fleshlight, the Mind of Mencia is a terrible medical affliction, teledildonics, unfavorable Big Daddy (1999) comparisons, Britain has the porn talk at 12, Spenser has a condo in Suplex City, the 10 Commandments of Buckethead, Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001), Doctor Sleep (2019), tugger Carlson, Britain likes a petite handjob, Buckethead is the Bret Hart of guitar, “Get Low” by Lil Jon & Ying Yang Twins, the prostate of mind, the politics of Bootsy Collins’s friends, don’t gender my big manicotti, Wilderun - Epigone (2022), Harvester (PC, 1996), Peacemaker (2022), Spenser marks for John Cena, John Cena v CM Punk feud (2011-2012), imagine what Buckethead’s fingers can do…, NEW SEGMENT: [Epic Ralph Battles in History: Caesar vs. Vercingetorix and Seth Putnam vs. Chris Barnes], and creating a post-cast. 

Thanks so much to bucketbot @vodka.rat for the amazing message!

It’s the end of the month, and you know what that means: two quirked up white bois, goated with the sauce, breakin it down kinda sexual style!

Today we’re listening to 7 albums made in the past couple months, including:

Cult of Luna- The Long Road North
Wilderun - Epigone
Zeal & Ardor- Zeal & Ardor
Yung Kayo - DFTK
Author & Punisher- Krüller
Krallice - Chystalline Exhaustion
Korn - Requiem 

and talking about them! Join us!

We're gonna discuss the first albums we ever purchased!

Britain: Def Leppard - Retro Active (1993)

Spenser: Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid (1985)

A sample from a Patreon exclusive episode. Please support us in order to hear the whole thing!

We’re getting down like the clowns we are this week with Pikes 211-213 (Screen Door, Hornet, and Crumple) The emancipation proclamation didn’t stop Audioslave, cat hats, Mayor McCheese is a corrupt politician, Britain gets blueballs (after getting caught dickin down outside the Old Folk’s Clinic), moldy cantelopes are more creative, the French will fuck anything (dirty dick nation), Papa John sounds off on execs with no pizza experience, walking into a pool after you shit your pants, are Godsmack good?, Buckethead and the River City Drum Corps, it’s more difficult to joke about good art, Britain’s incredibly embarrassing fake piss story, drug testing, is Austin Powers about consent?, Ms. Swan from Mad TV is bad and racist, there’s no IUDs or IOUs for assholes, Buckethead gives you wings, the best music all has satanic lyrics, what is crumble hash?, the musician that ever lived, American McGee is the only American I salute, there is no Christian equivalent to Glen Benton, let kids listen to young music if they want, Buckethead isn’t always the best makeout music, Def Leppard - Retro Active (1993), Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid (1985), Deep Rock Galactic, Succession, Michael Sweet from Stryper sucks, and Charlie’s Angels. 

Together with Beck (aka The Love Doctor), we take the deepest possible dive into the shallowest possible pool: a one-minute scene from a movie Bam Margera wrote and directed. Welcome to our hell. Welcome to Ralph. 

Even Steven Adler?

On a Nothing Lasts Forever Livestream for Axl Rose's 60th Birthday, Britain suggests Guns n Roses Erotic Fanfic and Spenser finds the most depraved (and probably only) Guns n Roses x Sean Michaels gangbang story ever crafted. 

Today we have a funny funny guest from the internet! Everett is also known as @rad_milk and they’re here to play our stupid games and listen to Pikes 208-210 (The Wishing Brook, Rooms of Illusions, and Sunken Parlor) and we also discuss: Everett has twins (but no twin-sized bed), Arby’s, the 1999 Ford Mustang Coupe, Spenser needs to shut the fuck up with his Herman Cain jokes, the juicy version of Spenser, Goth News: Mia Goth’s half-goth, half-LaBeof child, Jack White stealing Meg White’s last name and divorcing her (Seven Nation Alimony), Young Buckethead Vol 1+2 (2006), the origin of Saucy Patches, what kinda milk does Gene Ween buy?, Glory Hole is just anther Dick in the Wall, spears are better for medieval warfare than swords (in general,) forming a Roman Phalanx out of a Taco Bell crew, 9/11 reenactment actors, Sports/Anime subcultures, the best effects pedals for tripping on LSD, Santana’s Woodstock Acid trip, Steely Dance, George Michael getting arrested for oral sex in a park restroom, airbrushed car art, Uncle Van, smoking weed with a song, Spenser’s new cat and the juicy version of Spenser have the same name (starting a rumor about Juicy Spenser’s buttlift), Dimebag Darrell, Pretty Fucking Magical (PFM), Arby’s vigilante, skingasms are awesome, the return of JORDAN VINE, pokemon saying each others names is a slur, Spenser is a theme song length hypocrite, Unseen Terror - Human Error (1987) and Garfield Grindcore, Dawson’s Creek, Matthew Lillard is a superior hacker to Kevin Smith, 30:55-31:49 on Minghags (2009) “My Name is Ralph”, Bamantha Margera, being cool enough to not have the internet, the ouroboros eating its own ass, and the Raddest types of Milk. 

Follow Everett @rad_milk on Twitter & Instagram!

Our good friend Matt Collins is back to explore Pike 205-207 (2 Days Til Halloween: Cold Frost, Happy Halloween: Silver Shamrock, and 365 Days Til Halloween: Smash), we also discuss: Prince Midnight’s uncle guitar, Matt’s new documentary Why Not (link below), getting reposted by Raffi (Raffi is Antifa), Beakman’s Attempted Insurrection, does Spenser have a cat?, Hamburger Helper - Watch the Stove (2016), Christmas Crocs, Neil Young leaving Spotify because of Joe Rogan, Raffi going off on Rogan, New Segment - Goth News, Nic Cage is now Goth, Buckethead’s collaboration with Jonas Hellborg and Michael Shrieve, Enigma - A Return to Innocence, the coldest you’ve ever been, when is noise music appropriate?, too many piss jugs, The Offspring’s Smash was released on Britain’s 6th birthday (and the day they found Kurt Cobain dead [and a week before Garfield’s Insults, Put Downs & Slams was released), shitting the bed at an Air B&B, the “Alaskan Pipeline”, inappropriately timed handjobs, road head is dangerous(ly cool), Ghosts of Mars (2001), Holbrook/Twain: An American Odyssey (2014), judging a book by its cover, and the brand new Bucketcast Discord. 

Check out Matt’s Documentary: Why Not: A Year in the Life of The AK Comics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jfIsKMvat8

It’s our very first monthly music roundup! This week we’re listening to and reviewing:

Big Dumb Face - Christmas in the Cave of Dagoth (2021)

Khemmis - Deceiver (2021)

Earl Sweatshirt - Sick! (2022)

Theon Cross - Intra-I (2021)

Power Paladin - With The Magic of Windfyre Steel (2022) 

Wiegedood- There’s Always Blood at the End of the Road (2022)

We also discuss: Britain doesn’t like Pancakes, Jason Suecof and Crotchduster - Big Fat Box of Shit (2004), the spirit of Ween, At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul (1995), Chromeo - Quarantine Casanova (2020), Mach-Hommy - Pray for Haiti (2021), Tuba album, the different types of Power Metal, Britain will criticize most bands for not having a bassist, Martyr - Warp Zone (2000) and Feeding the Abscess (2006), Tears For Fears, and albums we’re looking forward to next month. 

Today these buttholes are gettin down and dirty with Pikes 202-204 [5-3 Days Til Halloween](Scrapbook Front, Silent Photo, and Crow Hedge) we also discuss how 69ing isn’t great when you keep having to come up for air, jerking off and brining your penis, incompetent supervisors failing, Nash Bridges (2021), Tommy Chong is still alive, TNT Drama “Boom”, SpongeBob Squarepants speed runs, Spenser’s nostalgia machine, young Britain’s life, Manowar is the WWE of metal, Diablo 2/3 Necromancer class, Buckethead’s history with Science Faxtion, Spenser watches some people have sex through their window, Britain likes to jerk off while taking dumps in public restrooms, glory holes photos, Mesothelioma, the water cooler triangle cups, Goth Night faux pas, Slash’s titties, comparing old guitarists to new new guitarists, who’s the reuben guy?, buying candles, Power Paladin - With the Magic of Wyndfire Steel (2022), and running down our monthly music roundup!

Britain and Spenser talk about Scooby Doo and KISS Rock & Roll Mystery (2015). Subscribe to the Patreon to get the full scoop!