Geriatric Mamas – Details, episodes & analysis

This week we’re talking meltdowns at Build-A-Bear, summer ‘homeschooling’ and why handing your toddler a sponge might actually be more life-changing than giving them another sticker chart.

We’re diving into what Harvard says is the actual secret to raising confident kids—While getting real about the messiness of teaching independence, the emotional rollercoaster that is raising small humans, and why sometimes your greatest parenting win is simply not losing it in public.

So grab your coffee (that’s probably been microwaved three times), take a deep breath, and come laugh with us as we talk confidence, chaos, intentions, and why motherhood is somehow the hardest—and funniest—job we’ve ever loved. Enjoy!

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Introducing the Real Maine Mom Summer Bucket List Pass For Summer 2025!

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This week, we’re diving into the hot mess that is summer parenting. We’re talking about how to not lose our minds while still being ‘fun moms’ (with no chill). From panicking over safety like full-blown helicopter parents to reminiscing about why unstructured playtime is a vibe. We get into the myth of the perfect summer, the fear of ‘summer rot’ (it’s not what it sounds like), and how to actually make sweet memories without maxing out your credit card or your patience. It’s sticky popsicle hands, endless snack requests, and plenty of Summer fun. Enjoy!

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Topics Discussed on This Episode:

• 1:29 Pool/ Beach Toy Manners

• 9:39 Teaching Toddlers About Friendship & Sharing

• 11:35 Funny Moments Teaching Politeness

• 14:42 Language Mishaps & How We’re Working Around Them

• 20:07 Preschool Homeschool Planning

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Introducing the Real Maine Mom Summer Bucket List Pass For Summer 2025!

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In this episode, we navigate through our weekly technical difficulties while discussing our ongoing fascination with astrology, particularly how it relates to parenting and understanding our children's behaviors through their airy zodiac signs. We explore the characteristics of different signs, the impact of rising signs, and share personal stories about our experiences as mamas. Then we dive into the topic of the zodiac signs as moms! We’re not experts on astrology, but we both love using it as a reference, and love guessing people’s signs just by listening to them and observing. So, we did some research and found a general consensus on what the signs are like as moms, and also which mom friends you’ll want to (or not want to) schedule play dates with according to your astrological compatibility. Enjoy, and please subscribe!

In this episode of Geriatric Mamas, we’re diving into the hilarious highlights from a mama’s night out—you won’t want to miss these, but if you need to get right into the topic… skip ahead, we get it! We chat about the ups and downs of parenting, like tackling the not-so-fun world of double ear infections. Plus, we navigate the crazy dynamics of playground ‘friendships’ that sometimes feel like a high-stakes social experiment! Then, we take a deeper dive into the eye-opening documentary 'Switched Before Birth,' which shines a light on the heart-wrenching rollercoaster that families go through with IVF mix-ups—grab your tissues for this one! And to finish things off, we explore the intriguing realm of past lives and spiritual connections, because we just couldn’t help ourselves. Grab your truffle fries and join us… after you subscribe! Enjoy!

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In this episode, we're telling you all about our microphone deciding to throw a temper tantrum, resulting in no episode last week… and the hilariously messy reality of family vacations and playdates. Then, we're diving into the debate of the cry it out method vs. co-sleeping and the emotional roller coaster they bring. Plus, we're chatting about how to ditch some not-so-great parenting habits. Let's break some cycles together… enjoy and please subscribe!

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In this week's episode, we're celebrating Jessica's birthday in Salem, MA! Join us as we share our spooky adventures, hilarious moments with tour guide Angela, delicious food, encounters with psychic mediums, past life insights, life purpose revelations, and the amazing connections we made. Enjoy!

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In this episode, we're chatting about living in your ‘Let Them’ era, inspired by Mel Robbins and her daughter Sawyer Robbins! We're also talking about manifesting goals, leveling up daily habits, tuning in to our intuition because it knows best, all about following what feels right and adding a little extra joy to everyday moments. So get ready for a fun and enlightening chat! Please subscribe and enjoy!

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On this ‘Geriatric’ Rewind episode, we’re diving into the beautiful HOPEisode story submitted by our friend Nichole. Nichole shares her incredible journey to her miracle rainbow baby boy, who made his entrance in March 2024! Get ready for some real talk as we spill the tea on her highs and lows of becoming a mama a little later in life — and the jaw-dropping words that flowed from her OBGYN’s mouth. Yes, it’s one of those moments that make you go, ‘Did they really just say that?!’

We're also sharing some eye-catching ‘older mom’ Instagram posts by the stylish Blogger Victoria Bye and the witty Digital Creator Courtney Brennan. Because who doesn’t love some girl talk about the best of motherhood in our late thirties and beyond?

So, pour yourself a bubbly drink, and join us for laughter, light, and inspiration as we share Nichole’s Story. Enjoy!

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In this episode, we share our girls' night experience shopping at a Portland, Maine metaphysical shop with dinner nearby before diving in to Sonia's journey of applying and interviewing for a career she's passionate about. We emphasize tailoring resumes, preparing for interviews, and the challenges moms face in the hiring processes. We discuss company culture, biases around family in the workplace, and the need for transparency in interviews from Jessica’s expert point of view as an employment recruiter. Sonia discloses what her experience has motivated her to create, it’s ambitious but will be worth it. Enjoy!

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Topics Discussed On This Episode:

2:15 Jessica Has Hives From Two Sips Of Rosé

3:43 Our Pink Microphone Walk Of Shame

6:04 Sonia’s Voice Projection Is Called Acting

8:45 Portland, Maine Metaphysical Shop

11:03 Sonia’s Imbolc Celebration

15:47 Dinner At David’s In Portland, Maine

19:20 Sonia’s Recent Job Application & Interview Experience

43:35 Jessica’s Expert Advice For Moms Applying For Jobs Consistent With Their Skillset & Schedule Availability

1:02:40 What Sonia’s Experience Has Motivated Sonia To Create

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In this episode with Dr. Stephanie Thrower, we discuss the unique challenges and advantages of becoming a parent later in life, the impact of parenting books on our philosophies, and the myths surrounding career changes while expanding a family. We explore the emotional and practical aspects of balancing work and motherhood, emphasizing the importance of self-acceptance and the need for supportive resources. Our discussion highlights the evolving perceptions of ambition and success in the context of parenthood and embracing our unique journeys. We talk through the complexities of career transitions for women, particularly ‘geriatric’ mamas. We discuss the importance of overcoming money myths, the role of Dr. Thrower’s Career Assessment Intensives in finding clarity, and the mindset shifts necessary for personal and professional growth. Dr. Thrower shares insights on how to navigate the gray areas in career choices and the potential for unexpected opportunities when women align their careers with their values and family life. Enjoy!

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