Explore every episode of the podcast Five minutes of funny
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| Buzzy Bread | 30 nov. 2023 | 00:04:19 | |
The buzzy bread is what we eat and get the inner smartification that keeps us making the day very juicy in the the dry journey of having oil in the main side of it | |||
| What's Going On Guys? | 17 sept. 2022 | 00:05:05 | |
New school year, new kids, new words of wisdom. | |||
| Season 2 Episode 2: Shoes Wisely | 01 août 2022 | 00:05:06 | |
Slip them on, lace them up, tie the two bunny ears into a loop and pull--let's kick off the 2022 school year with some Shoe You Can Use. | |||
| Season 2, Episode 1: Cake in your hair like you just don't care | 21 juil. 2022 | 00:03:57 | |
Welcome back! Thanks for returning for season 2. Feel free to drop me a line or let me know how your summer went. | |||
| Summer Pig!! | 21 juin 2022 | 00:03:46 | |
How's your summer? Let me know what you're up to during these crazy hot days. brian.meeker95@gmail.com | |||
| Spark 2:05 | 04 juin 2022 | 00:03:14 | |
Spark segment 3
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| Spark 11:45 | 02 juin 2022 | 00:02:43 | |
Spark part 2 | |||
| 0830 Spark | 02 juin 2022 | 00:02:45 | |
Spark Practice 1st set | |||
| Season 1 Finale: The Roller Coaster | 26 mai 2022 | 00:05:28 | |
Thank you to all the listeners and learners. Have a great summer!! | |||
| Episode 27: Find Your Thing | 06 mai 2022 | 00:03:30 | |
Find: Keep looking until you get "it". Your: Their "it" might not be your "it". Thing: What is "it"? | |||
| Episode 26: Welcome to the crazy train | 28 avr. 2022 | 00:03:08 | |
Welcome to the greatest job you'll ever have--teaching in Santa Rosa County. If you forget everything else, remember to laugh at yourself. Your students are laughing at you and it is good to share an experience with them. | |||
| Episode 25: Everyone Has A Plan | 19 avr. 2022 | 00:06:13 | |
I'd rather give myself a root canal than make a seating chart. | |||
| Episode 24: Press Zero for Moron | 05 avr. 2022 | 00:05:12 | |
A call center shouldn't argue with me about how to spell my name, call me back and then make me wait for them to come to the phone, or transfer me to a farm in Bangladesh. | |||
| Episode 23: Unbearable | 29 mars 2022 | 00:05:40 | |
I can barely tell you enough about bears. | |||
| Episode 23: Burrito Bombs | 21 mars 2022 | 00:04:56 | |
Ever been so mad you threw a Burrito Supreme? Me either. | |||
| Episode 22: I want to know, have you ever smelled the rain? | 14 mars 2022 | 00:06:23 | |
If you think I'm spending $98 for a bottle of fake rain water or a jar of pretend laundry soap, you've eaten one too many Tide pods. | |||
| Episode 21: Bougie Bread | 11 mars 2022 | 00:04:38 | |
Basic bread for a basic Brian. | |||
| Episode 20: Bean Juice | 06 mars 2022 | 00:05:27 | |
Milk comes from cows. Coffee comes from beans. End of story. | |||
| Episode 19: Garbeje—Garbage | 02 mars 2022 | 00:05:34 | |
If you are an adult making an idiot out of yourself at a kid’s sporting event, you are garbage. If you are an adult ruining a spelling bee, you are g-a-r-b-e-j-e, garbage.
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| Episode 18: "My bad" | 26 févr. 2022 | 00:11:07 | |
To the Shamrock and the Cuss, I'm sorry for misbehaving in your classes in high school. My bad. | |||
| Episode 17: Child, please | 24 févr. 2022 | 00:04:19 | |
The 90’s: the last cool decade.
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| Episode 16: Gil Delicious | 21 févr. 2022 | 00:05:24 | |
(H)awesome guy, that Gil Delicious…
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| Episode 15: I can’t dance | 20 févr. 2022 | 00:04:47 | |
“Play that funky music, my boy. Lay down and boogie and play that funky music ‘til you die.”—. Thomas Jefferson, 1784
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| Episode 14: Chalk Lickers | 18 févr. 2022 | 00:04:42 | |
Every youth baseball team has a chalk licker or two. If you can’t pick them out, you might be one.
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| Episode 13: Happy Day | 17 févr. 2022 | 00:03:43 | |
“La la la la la la, Oh Happy Day…Oh Happy Day…”
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| Episode 12: Pompan-Oh-No | 14 févr. 2022 | 00:04:45 | |
Fish tales from the pier
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| Episode 11: Slow and Meandering | 12 févr. 2022 | 00:03:51 | |
If you have nine hours of your life to spare, go into Sam’s Club and get three things.
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| Episode 10: I can do that | 10 févr. 2022 | 00:03:44 | |
You should not get a gold medal for what I can do at a waterpark.
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| Episode 9: I once was blind | 08 févr. 2022 | 00:04:37 | |
I spy, with my transplanted eye…
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| Episode 8: “Wait, what?” | 07 févr. 2022 | 00:03:58 | |
Some questions I’m ready for. Some take me totally by surprise.
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| Episode 7: Dollar Store Doofus | 04 févr. 2022 | 00:03:09 | |
Loss prevention is a lost cause.
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| Episode 6: The legend of Brian YMCA | 03 févr. 2022 | 00:05:07 | |
Fitness foolishness.
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| Episode 5: You messed up the music | 02 févr. 2022 | 00:04:21 | |
If you are under the age of 20, you messed up music. Stop it!
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| Episode 4: I don’t like you. | 01 févr. 2022 | 00:04:51 | |
Whistlers are the worst people on earth.
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| Episode 3: The hilarifying life of a history teacher | 31 janv. 2022 | 00:03:48 | |
An intro into African-American history month for my 6th graders. What could possibly go wrong?
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| Episode 2: Cheap or convenient, but never both | 30 janv. 2022 | 00:01:56 | |
How much would you pay to avoid the mass chaos that is your local Walmart?
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| Episode 1: Five minutes of funny introduction | 30 janv. 2022 | 00:01:35 | |
A five minutes or less insight into the mind of a sixth grade teacher.
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| Five minutes of funny: a podcast for the easily distracted | 29 janv. 2022 | 00:00:40 | |
ADD is my secret weapon: it helps me to relate to…did I set my fantasy football roster this week?
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