Explore every episode of the podcast Find Your Beach
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| Find Your Beach #158: Live from Montreal | 01 Aug 2022 | 00:52:16 | |
Hey Beaches, this is the last pod from us till October, We recorded it at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal last Wednesday and we had a lot of fun. Feel free to message us in the mean time. The patreon is paused, but still active. We might post some updates in there. Otherwise you know how to get ahold of us, but if you don't... TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 EMAIL us at fybpod@gmail.com Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... | |||
| Find Your Beach #157: Skin Rag | 25 Jul 2022 | 00:44:32 | |
Hey Beaches, happy Monday! Here's the last episode before the live episode, which is the last episode before we take a break. We hope you're having a cool one. BetterHelp is online therapy that offers video, phone, and even live chat-only therapy sessions. So you don’t have to see anyone on camera if you don’t want to. It’s much more affordable than in-person therapy. You can be matched with a therapist in under 48 hours. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com/findyourbeach TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... | |||
| Find Your Beach #148: Crazy Stupid Pod | 23 May 2022 | 00:42:08 | |
After a little bit of a hiccup, we're back in business. We talk Rosie's last week at her job, drama in the podcast world, and the secret to socializing at a party: MAPS TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... It’s time to crop that bush of yours and get right to the roots with a discount just for you from MANSCAPED. Get 20% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with the code [FYB]. Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... | |||
| Episode 75: This Week in Marriage | 23 Nov 2020 | 00:42:33 | |
Happy Monday Beaches, today's episode leaks exclusive info from the white house, a revisit to the baby in the box, a couple of jokes straight outta stinktown (andy's brain) and an old classic, a radio play. A real silly one. Enjoy! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 74: Devil's Beach - Find Your Advocate | 16 Nov 2020 | 00:40:15 | |
Today's episode is a special crossover episode between Find Your Beach Podcast and "Devil's Advocate w/ Rosebud Baker," brought to you by a severe lack of planning by Rosebud. We do our own version of Will & Jada's Red Table Talk, but ....and no shade to Will and Jada, but... funnier. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 73: The Curse is Lifted | 09 Nov 2020 | 00:49:06 | |
Hey Beaches, we sit down to talk the good news and a little about how New York received it. We also talk about possibly trying to have kids and then Andy explores more ways he'd like to die. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 72: Oops We Accidentally Deleted the Episode | 04 Nov 2020 | 00:30:44 | |
Hey Beaches, sorry for the delay. We messed up and deleted the episode because we thought we uploaded the one where we said all the horrible things we really feel. Our dark web version. Anyhoodles, Andy recorded from Chicago, and talked about his midwestern adventures and racist books on tape. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 71: Whoa Thatsa Big A Numbero... | 26 Oct 2020 | 00:48:21 | |
Hey Beaches, we're coming in hot on this episode with some classic FYB bits and coverage of your local news. We talk about the 2nd wave, how to prepare, and giving up on dreams. I also solicit someone to hunt us, AS A JOKE! Happy Monday, we love you! | |||
| Episode 70: We're Septegenarians | 20 Oct 2020 | 00:40:30 | |
Hey Beaches, We had a bit of a family emergency yesterday that messed up our schedule, and kind of our week, but we muscled one out. You can probably tell we're not at our fighting weight, but there's some fun in there. I think? Anyways, enjoy it. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 69: The Horniest | 12 Oct 2020 | 00:54:41 | |
Tonight's episode is brought to you by Mercury Retrograde. We talk about moving to the woods, Andy's plans to find another lover, and our weekend trip to Chicago. This episode is chill, but silly. Like a clown sipping on a glass of chardonnay. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Ep. 68 Neuro Curse | 05 Oct 2020 | 00:48:03 | |
If you're reading this, it's Monday. Probably Monday morning, and you've leapt out of bed to see what we're predicting about the impending death of a) the president, or b) the money tree you bought in May; and SPOILER ALERT: one or both of them will die this month. Rosie shares couple's advice from a neurosurgeon, we fight about couples costumes on Halloween, and then, we discuss the more serious issue at hand: HOW will Andy preserve his rapidly decaying teeth when the country falls to anarchy? (Luckily, Rosie has some solutions because she is the hero of the relationship and did not write this herself.) SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 67: Dirty Talk | 28 Sep 2020 | 00:42:11 | |
Today's episode was old school, and by old school, we mean we're releasing it late. We talked about naked dancing on the beach, sexual hangups, dirty talk (our attempts at it,) and our noise-war with the Bros Next Door. Come see Rosebud in Chicago at Zanies Oct 9-10th. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 66: Luna De Miel | 21 Sep 2020 | 00:46:27 | |
Hey Beaches. We're in Mexico on our honeymoon because we got married. I'm trying to get Rosebud pregnant and she's trying not to get sun-damage. We also thought we'd catch you up on our life for the past week. We talk about regular people acting like influencers, hanging out with friends on your honeymoon, and Tulum PD. Thanks for tuning in. We love you. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Find Your Beach #147: Members of the Media | 16 May 2022 | 00:36:29 | |
Hey Beaches, we're back after a little exhaustion break to talk about our weeks. Andy retells his adventure of trying to go to a Freddie Gibbs concert, Rosebud revisits Van Life, and we give some bad advice. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... It’s time to crop that bush of yours and get right to the roots with a discount just for you from MANSCAPED. Get 20% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with the code [FYB]. Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.nyc/ Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc | |||
| Episode 65: Retirement | 14 Sep 2020 | 00:48:00 | |
We're not really retiring, but we are getting married. Actually tomorrow. So wish us luck or whatever... Anyhoodles, we talk about the wedding, our honeymoon, and honestly I can't remember, but I know we laughed a fair amount. Even though this week is a busy one we'll be recording a Patreon ep for Friday, and then next free ep will be from our Luna De Miel in Tulum. Let's hope we don't get kidnapped and forced to mule cocaine. Would make for a great ep though. See y'all on the otherside!!! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 64: The Bachelorette | 07 Sep 2020 | 00:53:37 | |
Apologies for the audio quality on this one Beaches. Rosie's on her bachelorette weekend, and we had to do it over zoom. BUT it's kind of a sweet one. We talk about our upcoming nuptials, jet skis, and our friend Petey Deabreu (@pdeezjokes) joins us. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 63: Beach Boys | 31 Aug 2020 | 00:45:57 | |
Hey Beaches. We’re just back from the Rockaways and we’re polluted with sun poisoning and gamma rays, but luckily we have cold brew and captagon. We talk about beach culture, the impending civil war, and #couplesgoals. Happy whatever day it is. | |||
| Ep 62: Our Great Leader | 24 Aug 2020 | 00:49:43 | |
Hey Beaches! We're back, and I know we're back every week, but I still can't believe it. This episode starts a little slow, but then a call from the President of the United States of America (@shrimpjaj), we really get going. We talk the pandemic, which shows he's streaming, and of course the election "going down". Happy whatever day it is. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 61: Hysteria | 17 Aug 2020 | 00:53:26 | |
Hey Beaches, we recorded this one with very little sleep, but our new producer Adi was there to make sure we didn't just lick the microphones like ice cream cones. It's a good one. We talk some shit, and then we talk some more shit. Enjoy! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 60: As Old As Andy's Knees | 10 Aug 2020 | 00:44:44 | |
Well Beaches, we did it. We made it 60 episodes without killing ourselves or a priest. Pretty impressive. On this ep we talk about Andy's trip to the woods, Rosebud's premenstrual period ritual, and our new producer Adi. We also talk about our childrens' collection of bones. Our children have a collection, not bones of children, just to be clear. Happy whatever fucking day it is!!! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 59: TEN LESS THAN HORNY | 03 Aug 2020 | 00:53:06 | |
Andy is writing this from a campsite in rural Massachusetts. Rosebud is probably starfishing in the bed she got to sleep in by herself all night. In this episode we talk about time travel, couples fights, and jerking off in the wilderness. It's a good one! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER:
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| Andy's Wednesday Whine Cellar | 29 Jul 2020 | 00:10:12 | |
Hey Guys! And yes I mean guys. This is a little episode for just the fellas, or anyone that's a fan of mine, and really anyone that will listen. I might start doing a solo mini ep each week, and this is a little test run. Also, I didn't tell Rosebud, so don't rat me out! | |||
| Episode 58: Private Islands | 27 Jul 2020 | 00:36:19 | |
Hey Beaches, we're almost done with a weekend at our dads' and we forgot our equipment, so it's a zoom episode. Apologies for the sound "qual." Otherwise, we talk about Andy's future job opportunities, Rosebud's bikini line, and possibly having to self quarantine. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 57: Mold Brain | 20 Jul 2020 | 00:49:52 | |
On a break from a writing deadline, Andy joins Rosebud to talk about the further maddening that's been happening to them due to black mold in their apartment, Rosebud talks about a new religion, and Andy looks forward to bonding with his new father in law. Happy Monday Beaches! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Find Your Beach #146: Communication | 02 May 2022 | 00:38:01 | |
TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.nyc/ Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc | |||
| Episode 56: Rosebud's Pussy | 13 Jul 2020 | 00:54:06 | |
Sorry Beaches, but the title for this episode is what it is for a reason. We reached a new milestone in our relationship, and you'll have to listen to find out why. Besides that, we talk my birthday, wedding planning in a pandemic, and we probably fight too. I think we did, haven't really been awake all day, but we know we love you. Happy Monday! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 55: Chaos | 06 Jul 2020 | 00:51:27 | |
Hey Beaches. Happy Monday. Hope you're recovering from your explosive weekend. This week we talk about New York's further descent into chaos, getting owned by teens, and of course, Hamilton. It's a good one. Sidenote: VI-Bistro is Wednesday at 9pm est. Link will be up in Patreon. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 54: Nifty Door | 29 Jun 2020 | 00:50:57 | |
I don't know why I said that, but it rhymed. The title, that is. We had some fun on this ep talking to some friends, we spoke about queefs, and Charlie jumping in the shower. Look, it's late and don't trust that anybody even reads this thing. Anyway, happy Monday. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 53: Phase Two | 22 Jun 2020 | 00:49:41 | |
Hey Beaches, happy Monday! Days of the week are starting to make sense again because New York entered Phase 2 today, so people are going to work. Not us though. We're podcasting, which I guess is kind of work. We talk about what we're gonna do, how to properly love a tree, and we read some mail. Enjoy! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Not Much Better | 17 Jun 2020 | 00:50:24 | |
Not much to report here, we talk about Rosie's first foray into FYB merch, and her impulsive nature in general. We cover a little news and unfortunately, a thing that happened with Mouse, as well as Rosie's new version of the Dirty Sanchez. Apologies ahead of time. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach https://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker/ https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/ TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 52: "Our Worst Episode Yet!" | 15 Jun 2020 | 00:47:27 | |
We did it!!! We finally created what will always and forever be known as our worst episode yet, and slid in to the home plate just by the skin of our teeth. I don't know whether to say "we're sorry," or "you're welcome," so we'll let you be the judge. Write to us: FYBPOD@gmail.com SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER:
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| Episode 51: Cabin in the Woods | 10 Jun 2020 | 00:47:35 | |
We left the city again because we're addicted to movement. This time we're in the Poconos, and we talk about how guilty we feel leaving the city during a civil rights movement. Unfortunately, we also talk about sex. There's no AC here, my brain is melting. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: ***YOU CAN ALSO SUPPORT A LOAD OF CHARITIES AND ORGANIZATIONS IN LIEU OF SUPPORTING US; MUTUAL FUNDS, BLACK LIVES MATTER (LOCALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY), BAIL FUNDS, ETC. | |||
| Episode 50: HOTCAKES | 08 Jun 2020 | 00:53:36 | |
We made it Beaches. The Minneapolis Police department is disbanding, the streets are filled with protests, the president is hidden in a bunker, but we made it to episode 50 in a global pandemic, in a quarantine, and we haven't broken up. Andy is tired from being so essential and Rosie's flying high from doing illegal standup in a parking lot in Queens. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 49: Horse DUIs | 27 May 2020 | 00:44:38 | |
We're back beaches! This is a fun one. We're invigorated by the sweet kiss of fresh water from our trip upstate. Mouse learned to swim by falling into water, which is exactly how Andy intends to teach our first born child how to do it. We talk road trips, COVID tests, fainting, and the rules around equines and drinking. We also dive into the mail bag! Write to us: FYBPOD@gmail.com GOT SOME IDEAS FOR ANDY'S B-DAY PRESENT?? (Keep it secret~Write to Rosebud's other podcast, DevilsAdvocatePod@gmail.com) SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 48: the Lower 48 | 25 May 2020 | 00:51:21 | |
We're back baby Beaches, and we're really on fire. This is the first morning ep we've done in a while, and we'd forgotten the joy of first caffeine euphoria that we used to have in the LA eps. We talk about our new car, not fucking, Mouse's slutty phase, and of course the Rona. Happy Memorial Day! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Find Your Beach #145: Live from Moontower 2022 | 25 Apr 2022 | 00:46:15 | |
Recorded at the Creek and the Cave in Austin Texas. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.nyc/ Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc | |||
| Episode 47: Advice Column | 20 May 2020 | 01:02:13 | |
We did it! Another episode of Washington Post Magazine's favorite podcast by a couple that also does stand up who are also quarantining. We talk about fame, school dances, and Andy's new pillowless apartment. Then we call my mom, and then we read the relationship advice that you sweethearts sent us. We love ya! Smooch. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 46: Poos-Flash | 18 May 2020 | 00:57:14 | |
Welp, you'll have to listen to the episode to get the title, but we're steaming ahead with more pods! And can you believe they're on time? Crazy. We talk about collective fatigue, Omegle dangers, and we read some relationship advice. Happy Monday (like it even matters), y'all. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 45: Like the Gun and the President. | 13 May 2020 | 00:59:46 | |
Beaches, I'm not gonna lie. We're a bit fatigued from our day, and life, and this whole Groundhog's Day pandemic thing, but the important thing is the pod is out on time, like we said it would be. Isn't that something? Punctuality over quality is next to godliness I think. Anyways, we have some fun talking about NYC, the dogs, and then we kind of dive in to the mailbag. Enjoy! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 44: Up All Night | 11 May 2020 | 00:49:32 | |
It’s happened. Mouse has opened an Only Fans account, and is supporting the family with dirty money. Andy is sleep deprived and is yelling outside of hospitals, and Rosebud’s having to bring him home by lying to the feds and telling them he’s her grandpa who’s wandered away from the family property. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 43: "Plan"demic | 06 May 2020 | 00:46:38 | |
Back in NYC, the ghost town now known for the number of actual ghosts in it. We talk about Mouse's bad (SLUTTY) behavior, more New York moments, and Rosebud's pivot into conspiracy theories about what she's now calling the "PLANDEMIC." SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 42: Back in the New York Groove | 04 May 2020 | 00:53:58 | |
Back in the Rotten Apple. Thriving, driving (our rental car), and barely surviving Mouse. There's a portable morgue two blocks from our home, and I swear this dog gives us more anxiety. But I digress. We got a fun one Beaches. We talk about being back home, the trouble with fucking with a baby dog, and Andy's otter fandom. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 41: In-flight Entertainment | 30 Apr 2020 | 00:53:45 | |
We're airborne Beaches. Not like the virus, but still, we're on a plane. We talk about the experience at the airport, how annoying we must have been for the other passengers, and the woman who brought a full flat screen TV with her. Btw we made it home. Thanks for all the safe-travel messages from y'all. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| This is 40: the Episode | 29 Apr 2020 | 00:54:43 | |
Beaches, we're all packed and ready to go, but not before we record one last episode in the Echo Park Cabana, and reminisce about our favorite memories. We talk about the BITB, the lemon tree, and we read some fan mail. See you guys tomorrow on an airplane. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| 39 Episodes, Beaches!!! | 27 Apr 2020 | 00:53:27 | |
I don't know why I got so excited in that title, but I guess I'm just reeling from a great episode. We respond to the viewers requests from Instagram Live, including what we'd tell our past selves. Then we go to the Mail Bag (new segment) and hear from some of you. It's a whole lotta fun. Thanks y'all! We love you. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 38: Day 41 | 23 Apr 2020 | 00:38:21 | |
Hey day 41 of the quarantine and our 38th episode. We're still in puppy deliriums, As I write this, I'm not sure if I'm actually posting the pod or tapping my fingers on a stump after having talked into a pinecone for an hour. Rosebud may just be small hedge that I've taken to calling my fiance. Nothing makes sense. Love you guys! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Find Your Beach #144: Grill Daddy | 18 Apr 2022 | 00:46:09 | |
Hey Beaches, Happy Monday. On today's episode we talk about gun toting suburbanites, the financial perils of marriage, and we ask why do people have kids? We also read some bad advice and remind you to come to our live show this week at the Moontower Comedy Festival. You can do that right here. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Better Help supports your mental health goals every step of the way. Listeners get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor at www.betterhelp.com/findyourbeach Join over 1 million people who have taken charge of their mental health. Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.nyc/ Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc | |||
| Episode 37: Andy's Age | 22 Apr 2020 | 00:49:04 | |
Well Beaches, we've got a real goofy episode. We talk about the baby in the box, a little about the dogs (Mouse is a bitch), and I'm trying to go to a funeral in VR. Thanks for everything you are and will be. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 36: Spoon Broom | 21 Apr 2020 | 00:48:40 | |
Beaches! We got a really silly one today. One downside of having a puppy is you never sleep, but the plus side is we are in a delirious loop of compromised reality. We talk about inventions, Rosebud thinks she's pregnant, and we practice headbutting each other. Love ya! Smooch! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||
| Episode 35: We're Running for Co-President (Not Really) | 20 Apr 2020 | 00:52:21 | |
We talk about what we're excited for when we get back to New York, Covid protesters, and the BITB has tattooed Andy's leg like livestock. We think it's a really good episode that you can talk about with your loved ones. (Andy wrote that last sentence, which is why it sounds like a robot impersonating a human.) SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! Follow us! INSTAGRAM: TWITTER: | |||