Still smelling of popcorn and Fanta, Ali's here as a fan to have a quick word about the number one supernatural shit-stirrer...


Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

An FG Retro Release from October 2017!

It's weird to think that this is now older than Kurt Cobain will ever be, but here we are: John Carpenter's masterpiece that he saw as nothing more than a homage to the original THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD from '51.

Ali & Cev wet their pants about the Arrow Blu Ray release and hope their pants don't freeze in the process...

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

Ali & Cev have a quick dip into the wild catalogue of Film 4, the British production company as it celebrates its 41st birthday. it would've been 40th, but they're very slow with these things...

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
www.filmguff.com

Goodbye & thanks for all the fish.

There's fashionably late and then there's Film Guff.

Ali & Cev got on the mics around the beginning of 2023 to have a look back at the previous 12 months. Little did they know that the recording would be cursed. Two Macbooks, a microphone, a firesafe HDD and a couple of months of reconstructive editing later and it's finally here!

You might think it would've been easiear to do it again, but never take the soft option...

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
www.filmguff.com



Happy 2024!

Ali is back with a new episode after been down to the capital to watch a preview of the new Dungeons and Dragons movie. Listen to a spoiler free and spoiler section along with a giveaway.

Thanks to eOne to inviting us down.

Edited Ali Cornwall
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

In this second adventure through the works of acclaimed director Christopher Nolan, Ali & Cev talk about comic book heroes, Nordic & Neo-Noir and more mindbending insights than you can shake a wibbly stick at.

For the sake of you, the listener/ Guffian and their own sanity, the duo have invited some good friends and fellow Nolan fans along to help make sense of it all.
Contents.

The Dark Knight Trilogy 0:00 - 1:13.47
Nolanisms 1:13.47 - 1:34.58
Insomnia 1:34.59 - 2:05.42
Memento 2:05.42 - 2:55.11
Following 2:55.12 - 3:25.52
Epilogue 3:25.52 - 3:29.44

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
www.filmguff.com
Smokey @galahadlad
Thomas Ausin Morgan @tomaustinmorgan & @BannedBiogs
Chris Mohan @7oclockshadow

"When it comes to method acting, you can go f**k yourself!"

Any regular Guffians will know of Ali & Cev's undying love for the films of Christopher Nolan and a pub that's open for 67 hours. They've been wanting to do a feature the Director's work since the very beginning of Film Guff (it would have been easier back then because he'd released less).

For the sake of you, the listener/ Guffian and their own sanity, the duo have invited some good friends and fellow Nolan fans along to help make sense of it all.

Contents.

0:00.00 - Intro & Bio
0:04.44 - TENET (2020)
1:02.59 - The Sound Of Nolan
1:07.30 - DUNKIRK (2017)
1:24.18 - The Nolan Family Tree
1:30.39 - INTERSTELLAR (2014)
2:00.36 - INCEPTION (2010)
2:44.55 - THE PRESTIGE (2006)
3:33.07 - Epilogue

With coverage of a further 6 films to follow soon...

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
www.filmguff.com
Dr. Matthew Holt @CodecMoments
Dr. MIchael Boyce @mwboyce
Andy Brown @clinicalandy

For more info. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVWTQcZbLgY

Grandiose Susan is my stripper name.

Ali & Cev are joined by Clark Collis, the Senior Writer at Entertainment Weekly, international man about town and author of 'YOU'VE GOT RED ON YOU', a book all about the Film Guff favourite 'SHAUN OF THE DEAD' (2004).
Rather than talk about Shaun yet again, Clark brought another of his favourites - 'YOU'RE NEXT' (2011).
The spoiler filled conversation takes in the usual subjects of slasher films, zombies and apostrophes.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
@ClarkCollis

www.filmguff.com
https://ew.com/author/clark-collis/

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen: a film from 2003 so universally loathed that many careers were ruined.

Ali & Cev explore the simple question - WHY? (Results may vary)

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

Hot on the heels of their Top Gun episode, Ali & Cev become a hot sweaty mess talking about The Batman. With it finally on general home release, the less than dynamic duo take a bit more of a dig into the key characters and aspects of the 2022 film directed by Matt Reeves.

Edited By Alistair Cornwall
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

"The Flash is a bit of a no-go zone"

**SPOILER WARNNG**

After a prolonged and painful wait, Ali & Cev have finally been able to crack out the Raybans, don the leather jackets and get their teeth into TOP GUN (1986) with their good friend and Scottish Sun scribe, Stuart Cullen.

They also take a bit of a spoilery look at the 2022 sequel TOP GUN: MAVERICK and its similarities to STAR WARS...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

"Just dicking around in their fighter planes"

Cev & Ali are getting their epic space opera groove on in this episode along with great friend of the podcast, Dr. Matthew Holt and it's nothing to do with George Lucas...

Along the way the discussion of a devisive David Lynch film is bound to hit the typical touchstones of Corn Flakes boxes, big scary rabbits, werewolves, bug juice, hair and heart plugs.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

Didn't quite make it down to two hours and seventeen...

Without the writer, there simply won't be a movie or TV show which became painfuly obvious during the summer of 2023.

Ali & Cev have had a little chat about the whacky world of the screenwriter and picked out some shining examples both past and present.

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

"If Mark Kermode hates it, I'm sold!"

Ali & Cev have banged their heads together about NO TIME TO DIE - the most anticipated film of 2018. In this fairly short episode, the duo discuss the Daniel Craig David legacy, how long Felix has been around and moody teenage singing.

Edited By Alistair Cornwall
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

Little Mix for the win.

English/ Film professor, Michael W. Boyce joins Ali & Cev to answer the age old question - George Clooney or Henry Cavill, discuss the finer details of visiting Miami and expensive pillows.

They also managed to talk about OUT OF SIGHT (1998) quite a bit too.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
filmguff.com
Ko-Fi.com/ filmguff

https://linktr.ee/mwboyce

“Encore!”

Spoilers: this is a quick episode about a film that’s 30 years old where Ali & Cev discuss spoilers along with CGI and 3D-ness

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

"I'll Be Back"

As usual, nothing goes to plan. What started off as a quick chat between Ali & Cev with good friend Chris Mohan about some Blu Ray highlights of the year so far quickly snowballed…

Welcome to Film Guff Episode 121: the super deluxe collectors edition (complete with postcards).

There’s a lot of questions asked and sometimes they’re even answered!

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
@7oclockshadow

www.filmguff.com

"And it ain't me who's gonna leave"

Ali & Cev's hunt for those little gems dotted about film history takes an unexpected turn when they're lucky enough to be joined by Kristian A. Söderström, writer and director of the awesome VIDEOMAN (2018). Kristian brings along a seldom heard of Roman Polanski film from 1970.

For a change of pace, the discussion covers more booze than the quantity consumed whilst recording!.

A Day At The Beach can be found here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdu4bx8eRNY

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
@Kristian_VHS

www.filmguff.com
www.kristian-a-soderstrom.com

"Cheers!"

The boys are back in town!

After a post lockdown holiday break(down), Ali & Cev play a bit of catch up before diving into the thorny subject of movie adaptations.

As you'd expect, the conversation flails wildly from anywhere between Buster Keaton, Basic Instinct and Batman, so strap yourself in for a bumpy ride...

Edited By Alistair Cornwall
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com


"Looks like we got oursel's a reader"

Steve Noble joins the not very dynamic duo to discuss the certified gem of movie cultdom that is "LIFEFORCE". It's probably worth about twelve quid of anyone's money.
Along the way there's the usual insights, stuff and nonsense and Charles Dickens.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
@SteveSalesNoble
www.filmguff.com

"Stupid Sexy Space Vampires"

After an insane weekend of Smokey causing the Film Guff Twitter to meltdown, Ali & Cev invite him back to help explain why...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff @RatedHPod @Galahadlad

Filmguff.com
RatedH@gmail.com

"Simple just shit itself"

Ali & Cev are joined by their good friends Ben and Smokey from the Rated H Podcast to discuss hair products, Interflora, musicals, rom-coms, dancing and snacks.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff @RatedHPod

Filmguff.com
RatedH@gmail.com


equidistant
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adjective
adjective: equidistant
1. at equal distances."the line joins together all points which are equidistant from the two axes"

Always fashionably late to any party, Ali, Cev & Nick are here with their ten favourites of 2020 and as usual, it's as mad as a bag of gypsies. Why these idiots talk to each other at all still remains a mystery.

Apologies have been noted for this episode that would’ve been released earlier if it wasn’t for the eight hours of utter nonsense to edit and a hangover that lasted the larger of January.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
Filmguff.com

“Let’s make 2020 the start of something special”

Ali & Cev are blowing the Shell Beach sand off of DARK CITY (1998), a film they both feel history has been a little unkind to.

As always, the discussion is spoiler filled.

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

This episode sees the guys joined by film director and podcaster Anthony Desiato to talk about comics and Club Vandersexxx.

They end up discovering that Ali has no idea what geography is, Nick is a very special boy, Cev has a weird thing for Burt Reynolds and Vinnie Jones is just, well, Vinnie Jones.

Remember: print out all your emails.

For a proper film guide, try this link:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356150/

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
Filmguff.com
@DesiWestside
@diggingforkrpod
@mycomicshopdoc
apple.co/3aSryAr

Scotty really doesn’t have a clue

Cev and Ali love their Blu Rays.

A lot.

Then they’re joined on this episode by Chris Mohan.

Who REALLY loves his Blu Rays.

The trio rifle through their stacks whilst discussing the pleasures and pitfalls of being a collector in 2020.

Filmguff.com
Twitter @FilmGuff
@7oclockshadow

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Fragment) by Peter & Cevin Moore

“You got your good things and I’ve got mine”

NIck, Ali & Cev go on a team building exercise by watching Severance (2006) to learn stuff like:

A paint gun can make your eye pop like a ping pong ball.
Not all women are scared of spiders.
The human head stays alive for up to a minute after being removed from the body.
A pie doesn’t always take an hour to bake.
The easiest way to pick up a woman is a few Bacardi Breezers and Seabiscuit.
An inch isn’t necessarily a mile on a map.

Contact: @FilmGuff
Music: "Asteroid (Spooky Mix)" by Peter & Cevin Moore
Edited By Cevin Moore

“I was about to have a piss when I spot a geezer with a balaclava and a suitcase, no, more like a travel bag...”

Ali's finally got around to watching the Brit-Crime flick "Stormy Monday" from 1988 that Cev had been talking about for a while.
As it's been referenced in past episodes, both of them thought it was time to jump on the mic to share their thoughts...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096180/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

Edited By Cevin Moore


Nobody said anything about guns! They've got guns, and I think we need guns!

Ali, Cev and Nick have finally made it to 100 episodes.
The chaps naturally look backwards to what’s gone before whilst looking forward to what they have coming AND looking at some turtles too. How cross eyed can you get?

Adding to the celebrations and confusion, one man podcast network Scottye Moore joins the gang on his way to making a new world record to talk about pizza.

What lessons have been learned here:

Ali misses going to the cinema. Cev doesn’t.
Top Gunnage is a thing.
World record breaking isn’t easy.
Vanilla Ice: Cool As Ice is on Amazon Prime
The Foot Clan are damage control.
All the guys agree on a movie. For once.
Shredder stinks.
Power Rangers totally suck balls.
Casper the pissed off ghost needs to be a thing.

Contact: @FilmGuff @Scottyemo
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Hello future people

Guy Ritchie. One of the best British exports since fish & chips.
Cev, Ali & Nick take a dive into the Directorial endeavours of this one man industry since his 1998 debut to his 2019 Disney output.

Contact: @FilmGuff
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore


It's been emotional

Hard to believe the character of Harry Potter celebrates his 40th birthday on July 31st 2020.

To mark the occasion, Nick & Ali look back at the book and movie franchise whilst also trying to figure out what a sophomore is, sensible bookmarks, flexible mathematics, touching fantastic beasts and Kindle alarm clocks.

Contact: @FilmGuff
Edited by Ali Cornwall
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore


Hogwarts 'n' All

Ali, Cev & Nick complete their epic journey around the Roman Empire only to return and talk about Robin Hood instead.

On the way, Cev also manages to drop in on Charlie Brigden to discuss Hans Zimmer.

They also talk about GLADIATOR (2000).

Gladiator is now available to stream on Netflix

Contact: @FilmGuff
Charlie Brigden @filmsonwax

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore


Disney dogshit

In this episode Ali, Cev & Nick get their fingers in the dirt, hunker down and discuss Ridley Scott’s epic length.

They also talk about GLADIATOR (2000).

Gladiator is now available to stream on Netflix

Contact: @FilmGuff

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Ali, Nick and Cev get together for a bit of a breather before they start on a forthcoming attraction. As to be expected, the sheer breadth of the stuff covered is quite dizzying...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore


"Can't catch me, gay thoughts"

Margarine Night Shyamalam released a film in 2023 that went pretty much unnoticed thanks to past projects like The Happening, The Lady In The Water and The Golden Girls: Resurrected, but thanks to Ali's vigilance, KNOCK AT THE CABIN has blipped on the Film Guff radar.

Could this be a symptom of cabin fever or cabin holidays? 

The pair leave you losers to decide as they proceed to spoil the entire film and BEWARE: if you're a shrinking violet, go listen to a shell.

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

Cev, Nick & Ali tour the barren outer worlds for more bargain basement gold that may end up being a pointless idea because they see an all new special edition on the horizon as the show is being recorded.
The guys then kinda get sidetracked and start talking about video games for half the show instead.
Typical.
https://ko-fi.com/filmguff

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore


Sony can suck a cock

Ali, Cev & Nick are joined (almost contractually) by film critic, podcaster and legend in his own lunchtime Anthony Ray Bench.
This time the gang tackle the thorny issue of the sequels.
Things they’ve taken away from this:
Directors cuts that are better than the theatrical.
The Luke Evans Valentines card range.
There can be more than one.
Cev agrees with Nick so much, he begins to doubt his own sanity.
Having kids is never a good thing.
Willem Dafoe’s got a huge talent.

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Fragment)” By Peter & Cevin Moore


Still waiting STILL sucks!

Nick, Ali & Cev get their heads together, play a bit of catching up before getting down to discussing the 2007 Art-House classic Shoot ‘Em Up and what lessons they’ve taken from it:
Never kiss a hooker on the mouth.
Nick’s too pretty for prison.
Ali watches horror. Occasionally.
Cev likes ballet.
Carrots are just propaganda & Physics.


Edited By Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” by Peter & Cevin Moore


Sorry, Nigel

The guys have been away for a while in sunny Miami studying the technicalness of drug dealing.
During their time spent deep undercover, Ali and Nick finally get Cev to watch BAD BOYS I & II.
Obviously Call girls, Yorkshire terriers, Driving Miss Daisy, Joe Pants, ice cream vans and muscle cars are bound to crop up.


Edited by Alistair Cornwall
Music “Asteroid (A Fragment)” By Peter & Cevin Moore


“Have you ever REALLY felt your leather?”

Nick, Ali & Cev are showing signs of cabin fever, which is odd because Nick isn’t even in lockdown… Draw your own conclusions there, but anyway the guys throw together a note free episode discussing how prescient DEMOLITION MAN (1993) was, considering the whole planet seems to now be in a pandemic lockdown.

Along the way, they take on some far weightier subjects than normal and burgers…

If you want to leave a review and do something positive for the world, please visit https://www.podchaser.com


Edited by Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Corruption)” by Peter & Cevin Moore


No pants were harmed during the making of this episode.

In a bizarre social experiment, Cev & Ali are joined by Ben & Smokey, better known as the Rated H Podcast to discuss Universal Horror classic "The Invisible Man" (1933).
The results include:
Popular science term "Unfuck himself up"
"I love talking in films"
Bill Clinton
Constabulary Castle
Jizzing over ancestors
"Untouched At Euston" by The Smiths
The Exorcist


Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Recorded 23 Mar 2020
RIP Stuart Gordon 24 Mar 2020

It’s time to dive into the bargain bins and see what Nick, Cev & Ali set out to see how much damage they can do to their sanity with a tenner.
Nick finds he has trouble with celestial beings and Cev has trouble counting how many films he’s bought due to Besson related anger issues. Meanwhile Ali just won’t stop singing….
 
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid” (A Diversion) By Peter & Cevin Moore
 
 
 
Party time. Excellent.

In this episode, Cev, Ali & Nick are joined by Daniel Reifferscheid - @Reifferschizzle - to discuss the gritty Italian Eurocrime movie Caliber 9 alongside Paul Simon’s rhythms, Hart to Hart, J&B whiskey and the Yorkshire Ripper.
There are spoilers, but this film was released in 1972, not last week...

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)” by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: filmguff.com
@filmguff


“Right turn, Clyde”

This episode marks a little bit of a change and it’s all about you, the lovely Guffian. Ali, Cev & Nick pick their favourite movies from the year of their birth alongside your birth year favourites.
 
Along the way we learn:
 
1969 is not a good vintage
1978 is not a good vintage
How to beep the Bostonian
Everyone has a Bond film
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a bit more-ish
Ai & Cev can’t do accents
The Scent Of A Woman is NOT porn
The Film Guff Bingo Drinking Game
Oh my days, fuck me running
 
 
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid” (A Diversion) By Peter & Cevin Moore
 
And remember kids, don’t carry knives

In this episode, freelance film writer Nate Roscoe @nutellanate brings one of his favourite hidden gems of his to Film Guff: DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. This feeds the ongoing unhealthy obsession Cev, Ali & Nick have with the movies from the year 1999.

This episode includes:
"Ed Gein’s sexy nipple belt"
“80 jars of hazelnut spread”
“The film version of Grinder”
“Brittany Murphy Fan-club meet up”
“Cev goes deeper Cev”
“The new Rocky film?”
"Trans-Atlantic murder threat"

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore


I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy

In this special Guff Short Ali is going to tell us about Dune part 2 which he was lucky enough to see early.

Listen to the episode to hear his initial thoughts on the second instalment of this movie.

Edit & Music By Ali Cornwall

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

It's our first Film Guff 'Short' of 2020, and Cev wants to spread the word about a cute, but possibly murderous monkey...

Edit and Music By Cevin Moore

Laura Knight joins Nick & Ali to discuss adventure movies, reading ancient books, Harry Potter's age and THE MUMMY from 1999 along the way.
WARNING: Many names are murdered in this episode.
Edited by Ali Cornwall
Music "Asteroid (A Diversion)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Contact: @FilmGuff
film guff.net
@LMKNightArt

Ali & Cev take a bit of a break from talking about movies to discuss the discs they're on instead with their personal favourite releases of 2019.
Watch out for the invisible balls...
 
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore

Cev, Nick & Ali attempt to get their heads around THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL which is brought along by Scott Phipps. Results may vary...
Along the way there's the usual expected stuff:
Police Academy Nazi mashup
Russian Germans
94 65 year olds
Dick Van Dyke School Of Accents
Bad Science
Good Dogs
Structural Engineering 101

Edited over 5 months By Cevin Moore
Music: "Asteroid"(A Corruption) By Peter & Cevin Moore


Springtime for Hitlerworld