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!! SPOILERS !!we had a "WAILING" good time at the seattle international film festival!!!💰 PATREON 💰 patreon.com/filmcritterswatch at youtube.com/watch?v=8CifHehOzJwBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

!! SPOILERS !!no we will not be reviewing the first 16 movies in the series. hey was this joke funny the first 16 times you heard it💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/2bbQgqSnSWIBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

!! SPOILERS !!THE CURSE https://barroo.itch.io/the-curseboooo knock it off with the crime drama we want more GUILD DRAMA BRO. THE RAIDS, BRO!!!💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/FNCiBcBR9mwBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/she died getting clapped by that hank hill booty... anyway hey eggers whats like your fucking deal bro💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ

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!! SPOILERS !!SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-cr...celebrate queer joy. queer lethargy. and most of all....queer indifference.💰 PATREON 💰 http://patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! discord.com/invite/fTQexvQwatch at youtube.com/watch?v=T6ehJ0sQogUBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

HELP FUND CASTRATION MOVIE ii. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weardjupiter/castration-movie-anthology-ii-the-best-of-both-worlds

PURCHASE CASTRATION MOVIE i. TRAPS: https://louiseweard.gumroad.com/l/castration-movie This episode is about the most important part of trans community: two bitches arguing.

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what if a cis woman transitioned into a woman

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!! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ finally, a podcast where we answer the question: what if your dad was gay 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/moDKoTlUXL0 Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ is the new shyamalan film "crispy"? can a killer have "dad bod"? is "the thinker" a hot or a flop? can m night use that word for his movie's title? we discuss all this AND a little bit more. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ

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!! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ i think you could replace a lot of the foley work with like ed edd n eddy sound effects and it would mostly still work 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/uhrJppwAFWg Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ the gay and annoying life of Terry Goon 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/d87hda1pyW0 Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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hey i dont know if you know this but one of the best movies of the year by one of the best modern directors just came out. yeah no big deal. anyway listen to us nitpick it to death in a bloodthirsty fervor for no other reason than because we really liked it a lot. it makes sense if u think about it

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what if joker was a transgender woman? what if joker was also an abusive stand up comedian? but like that's a separate joker like there's two jokers. actually there's a couple jokers in this movie like jokers and harlequins are like a class of comedian who can also be a supervillain. but maybe the real villain... is society. this is the promise of a copyright-free world.

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!! SPOILERS !! Give me your tired, your poor, your aggrieved tech support employees, your grimacing anxious waiters waitresses and wait-thems, your CPTSD-afflicted public transit workers, your miserable frontliners at reception desks and cubicles everywhere, so that they may finally (FINALLY!!!) help me fix my FileMaker Pro. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/mJhy3kk2qFE Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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lesbian time-skip barbarian evil murder drama??? *eyes go large and my head turns into a wolf* AWOOGA *the movie is french* oh nevermind it's going to be really fucking weird about it isn't it 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ

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ESIMS FOR GAZA https://gazaesims.com/ This episode was recorded in February. We sat on this for a while, trying to decide whether our contribution to this conversation could be considered worthwhile. Occasionally we end up canning episodes, either because we were unhappy with or unable to come up with much to say about a work. Occasionally, the subjects we broach feel outdated within a day, or we just do not see the value in adding to an overbearing conversation. This occasion is one where something changed to reverse our decision. THE ZONE OF INTEREST, very deservedly, won best sound design at the 2024 Oscars, and director Jonathan Glazer gave a speech that condemned the attacks that took place on October 7th alongside the continuing genocide occurring in Palestine and Israel's attempted weaponization of the Jewish identity in support of this genocide. Among news outlets and social media platforms that just so happen to also peddle antisemitic conspiracy theories, his words have been misquoted and taken out of context, and primarily non-Jewish people have begun a campaign of invisibilizing his dissent, some going so far as to deny his Jewishness. As you listen, please understand that in spite of whatever pithy compliments or qualms Barroo and Jae have to express about this film, THE ZONE OF INTEREST is a crucial work from a grieving Jewish artist who has to navigate a world that is all too comfortable with the machinations that gave us the Holocaust. Rest in peace to the martyrs of genocides past and present, and, in taking after Glazer's example, we must fight like hell for the survivors. watch at youtu.be/jCqswhMQ2oY Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! yoo the engagement numbers on that dream sequence must be crazy 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/oJaIW1RvRDE Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! are you a cat person? a dog person? snake guy? lizard they? are you the tiger king? you got a slow loris? do you like bugs you bitch? 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/NvSQmuSXfDg Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! OUR MOST TRIGGERING EPISODE YET!! WE DID IT, EVERYONE!! 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 watch on https://youtu.be/0qnv4A8nCF4 Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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a new entry in the canon of girlboss gaslight 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ

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!! SPOILERS !! The ghost put Grindr on his phone. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/NOZtPhmzdqE Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! does anyone else's back hurt. i think that means a storm is coming in. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/stjR3OoDvGc Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! we're back. we're SO fucking back. we're so back you would not even believe how back we are. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/YhjinXdW6kw

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!! SPOILERS !! WHAT IF I A TEEN SEX COMEDY

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It was fine. Decidedly evil. But it was like. Ok or whatever. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/XDgWCfgZa8g Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! group hallucinations. mandated quarantines. this time, our boy wes delivers a heart-pounding psychological thriller. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/zcco7PxAWuU Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! uh oh!!!! oopsie!!! oh gosh!!!! oh golly!!!!!! 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 watch on https://youtu.be/pfxmUQfJwis Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! Negativland is GAGGING!!!! 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 listen on http://anchor.fm/film-critters Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! remember "A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night"? Did you know the director's done two movies since? They're no Girl Walks, but we can tell you what else they aren't: Chappie. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Listen to find out more... 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/TGYfbtT9Ek8 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !! fear is the career killer 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on http://youtu.be/kE5tEEpqjJ4 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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whos that knockin at my.................................................................................................cabin door  

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Double the Denis means Double the Penetrating, Deep-Thinking, Thoughtful Depictions of Probing, Interrogative, Heterosexual Sex Scenes. But also get this-- they're both about the pandemic.

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What if Chucky slayed. But like in the gay affect way.

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a big-hearted christmas comedy about the reason for the season  

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The Virgin analog horror vs the Chad teens fucking around with a home video camera

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That's it? That's what everybody was yelling about? That was just three hours of a woman screaming and falling down while men alternated beating off or going "this broad's daffy! This dame's flew the coop!".

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We have such pods to cast to you...

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It's not NOT Zoomer Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, but much like AvP it's more of a "whoever lives, we lose" situation.

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Ughhh don't you HATE running into an old ex? It's like, what a blast from the past (in the worst way possible!). AND he's still saying all that crazy stuff about his diet and expectations for an exercise routine, ugh! Thankfully, we just watched a little movie called Resurrection (another one!) starring desperate woman favorite Rebecca Hall and new up-and-coming character actor Tim Roth, that delves a little bit into how to handle yourself in these AWKWARD situations.

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SHOE...WHY THE SHOE.....SHOE STANDING???? SHOE STAND UP??? SHOE MEANING?????? HELP SHOE  

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oh so you think "Farts are funny" but if i tell you my second cousin died in a farting and shidding accident would u still find that funny? if my cousin shitted so hard he broke the sound barrier and it broke all his bones and he exploded is THAT funny to you??? yeah. i didn't think so  

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surgery....sex...it's all the freakin' same to me. join us as we hem and haw our way through processing the new cronenberg feature, a dense and revolutionary work about getting as many pussies surgically attached as possible  

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what is a man? a miserable pile of something something whatever. yes we spend this whole episode making stupid jokes about alex garland's "Men." what else is there to do when it comes to this movie lmbo  

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i want to go to the world's fair. i want to go to the world's fair. what? oh, sorry, just doing this really cool challenge from tiktok. you're supposed to say "i want to go to the world's fair" into your webcam mic three times while watching a funny little video, and you get to go to a fair. i hear there's rides and prizes and even special guests. yeah, it sounds like a pretty good time overall. if you can't reach us for the next few weeks, that's probably where we're at.  

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They've done gone and elevated horror the 70s video nasty. Watch out for crocodiles.

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close your eyes. listen to the sounds. what do you hear? two assholes talking about movies? oh.  

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the batman. cool? no. sexy? YES. smart? nope, but that's just how we like him.  

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What if Alexa was fucked up?? And what if a techie girl with blue hair in Seattle had mental health problems?? Do you think Jeff Bezos has a black van he uses to disappear people who ask too many questions or is it more of a crowdsourced kind of project. Only Steven Soderbergh is brave enough to answer these questions and MORE in his latest film, Kimi!

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What if you went to a Texas ghost town and there was a fucked up cannibal dude living in an orphanage and you killed his mom and he got a chainsaw out of the wall and then you tried to cancel him on Twitter. Like what do you think would happen.

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