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(1996 - 2024) Shirley Duvet, one of the most esteemed ASMR performers on JoesVideos.Net, performed a fatal stunt on Friday involving her beautiful mouth and an angular can of Diet Coke. After working for years on Popeyes mukbang, Duvet's popularity grew rapidly after transitioning into the audiobook space as a semi-softcore fairy ASMR narrator. She will be remembered for her weird relationship with Joe the Landlord/Confederate Sympathizer/All-Around Old Man, as well as for the retinue of lawyers she disposed to deal with her unhappy clients. Memorial services will be held at a recording booth near you. HALLOWEEN EPISODE NEXT THURSDAY !!

(1984 - 2024) Asher Forsyth, le légendaire dresseur d'éléphants et briseur de plafond de verre olympique s'est fait complètement piéger dans son avion privé Marlboro il y a quelques mois. Après une première carrière à pousser le tabac contre les citoyens innocents du public américain, Forsyth est mieux connu pour la seconde moitié de sa vie : à la tête des efforts visant à permettre aux animaux d'entrer aux Jeux olympiques, en particulier son plus bel éléphant, Margeux Marlboro. Le corps de Forsyth, qui pourrit actuellement sur une île au large des Carolines, sera ramené au repos aux États-Unis après une cérémonie de visionnage de la nouvelle saison de Below Deck. Nouvel épisode jeudi ! oui oui

This episode is dedicated to Val Falstaff, our biggest fan. No obituary because this episode will live forever. If you’d like to support Val’s love of podcasts, go listen to Authorized Novelizations Podcast - available everywhere you listen to pods. New. Episode. Thursday.

(1980 - 2024) Elaine Snatch, local launderer of clothes and money, kicked the proverbial bowling ball down the alley last night. As mother of the Mayor of Coast and vigilante prosecutor of big business bullies everywhere, Snatch rose to prominence in sort of a reverse-nepo-baby situation. She will be remembered as the woman who spread all those waterborne foot illnesses while also being responsible for cleaning clothes. Daughters who woo and sons who build pyramids with their own bodies will mourn her death everywhere. Funeral will be held in a massive Target sign during South Coast Bingo night - no creepy singles allowed. New episode thuuuursday.

sometimes, the only way to be free - is to lose yourself.

(1998 - 2024) Christopher "Tiny" Sanchez the Fourth, scion of the Sanchez Shipping Company and co-founder of the holiday Christmas, passed away yesterday in the late afternoon doing what he loved: swinging hammers for prizes. As the youngest/favorite son of a mother-worshipping family, Sanchez pressed all the right buttons in his rapid rise to the top of his family's shipping company - growing from Sharpie-wielding hourly employee all the way to "fixer" (see: Sanchez Family Scrolls pg. 48). In his short life, he tackled problems such as figuring out how to get the ball through the oval-shaped hoop, to figuring out how to get a cargo ship through the oval-shaped canal. He will be buried next to his grandfather - Christopher Sanchez the Second - and Sharpies will be available at the funeral to sign his casket. No purveyors, purchasers, or surveyors allowed. New Episode Thur$dAy!

(1994 - 2024) Curtis L, the local cream cheese mogul and chive aficionado who ran the Creamy Company for years, passed away last night in a pool of his own making in front of dozens of students and undead creatures. Known for absolutely bulldozing a block of houses downtown then rebuilding them brick by brick to look exactly the same, L. will be remembered as that guy who triked daily down the street carrying massive amounts of cream cheese and chives (which are not a type of Mexican beer). His generosity with opening up his cream cheese factory to family tours and field trips will forever endear him to our community, despite him not being a numbers guy. L's  funeral will be held on Tuesday in a monastery in France where the Cistercian monks first fermented cream cheese using the blood of their coworker Pierre…or something like that (new episode THURSDAY !).

(1988 - 2024) Stacy (is it Stacy?) yes Stacy, that Stacy, the Stacy I'm talking about died yesterday in front of dozens of parents and one student from her Quaker School in Idaho, creating  a new sport through her untimely death. Known for her groundbreaking work in the field of virtual volleyball / polevaulting / tennis, Stacy (yes, Stacy) had already been a midwest legend for decades after her claim to fame as one-time Iowa State Women's Volleyball State Champion in the Tournament of I's. She will forever be tied to her corn-shucking roots and the friends who were more like friends of friends rather than friends. Her memorial will be taking place in the digital world, in VR goggles, and her coffin will be made of the dozens and dozens of volleyballs she had collected over the years. New episode next Thursday, everyone.

(1995 - 2024) Mika Lesser, a NYC FiDi lifer, passed away last evening after scaling the world's greatest symbol of liberty - all in the name of social media savviness. Lesser, a local reply guy who haunted all the Think Coffeeshops south of Canal Street, spent his life training the nepo babies of the world in "media presence", which may or not be a real thing. Best known as the right-hand-man to Tommy Carlsen (son of Tucker), Lesser's global impact was bright but shortlived - like the free cheese samples at Trader Joes, or a newly opened bottle of fresh whole milk. His funeral will be held at the Oculus and the South Street Seaport and the Battery all at the same time, and his ashes will be spread underneath the Liberty Bull's Ball n' Torch at sunset tomorrow (new episode of EXIT INTERVIEW on Thursday) SUBSCRIBE AND RATE/REVIEW $$$

if you don't know where you are, can you ever be found?

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!! 

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite past episodes. This week, co-creator and graphics guru John Goodman showcases yet another episode with talking animals! (and familial drama, tiktok excursions, accented duos....take a listen to one of our fav episodes ever. New rerun next Thursday!!

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Will Koller is showcasing one of our first episodes ever! Featuring talking toes, questions about consciousness, and a raucous court scene drama....new rerun next Thursday!!

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Tricia Crimmins chose to highlight an iconic bonus episode featuring Napoleon, a horde of lovers, and a reality TV show island....new rerun next Thursday!!

 

 

Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be re-releasing an episode from our archive: this week, it's TAPE 118 from Season 1 featuring Mackenzie Jamieson! Our featured performer Jonah chose this as one of his favorite all-time episodes. We'll be rereleasing summer reruns all summer! Stay tuned for another flash from the past next Thursday...

(1988 - 2016) Last night, lemmings around the world mourned the death of one of their own: Wind-Sir McCowen, an incubator-to-rags-to-prison story that spanned across multiple accents and a single newspaper. McCowen will best be known as the first child to live in an incubator, the first human to be adopted by lemmings, and the last person to hear acclaimed television actor Kelsey Grammar speak his lines. Her self-titled newspaper has a special issue commemorating her life, sold for two pounds or two shillings, whichever one you got.

a sneak peak of our newest patreon episode - featuring undelivered mail, a slew of world flags, and the Mother Queen herself. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen to full exclusive monthly special episodes, as well as other bonus content! 

A biblical story....with a few alterations. Thanks for listening to Season 5!! We'll be back for Season 6 this summer....stay tuned....

(1996 - 2024) Gina Tunis, prankster and software savant, died yesterday in the waste of her own making. Known mainly as the only non-b*tch daughter to two Swedish parents, Tunis went through the world in full throttle attack mode: hiring unqualified people who were fun, avoiding a criminal record, and disrespecting parking lot spots with cows. Alongside her two friends Shawnie and Dave, Tunis attempted to form a trio and build the first meaningful relationships of her life at the time of her death. She will be remembered by her boss who she wanted to kill, and the pranks she executed during the course of her short life - arsonists all over town will burn down domiciles as tribute to her life tomorrow night. SEASON FINALE NEXT THURSDAY.

(1994 - 2024) Tannen Baum, heir to the Baum Swamp Water Dynasty from Prussia, died last night in front of a Prussian militia while wearing his beautiful purple ermine robe. Baum, known for his Vermont morality and for resurrecting his family's semi-defunct swamp water company, left no stone unturned in his pursuit of spreading Prussian nationalism. Despite turning the National and State Park Ranger System into a breeding ground for his new swamp water empire, he will be remembered fondly by Park Ranger Michaels, Park Ranger Michaels' son,  and the greater community of Danville VT.  Tannen Baum's funeral will be livestreamed during the 6:30pm national TV slot of Nightly News with Prussian Holt and Prussian Williams. New episode Thursday!

 

(2006 - 2024) Miami Wednesday, one of the last high schoolers from Schenoodle, Ohio, passed away last night far from home. Famed for being the only teenager in Schenoodle, Ohio to smoke pot, Miami was born destined to be in Boston, struggling for the whole of her short life to get to the East Coast. Despite her fascination with hair and makeup, Miami was trapped by both the pastoral confines of rural Ohio, and the shadow of her wig-smelling brother Kevin. She will be remembered for her persistence, her love of leprechauns, and her abrasive curse words. You can read her funeral via Stenographer's transcript sometime later this week. New episode Thursday!

a sneak peak of our new patreon episode. this episode is an original demo we recorded while developing the podcast in 2020...with the role of God and Devil flipped...and a hilarious performance by former guest Sam Myers. You can catch Sam's new play THE VICKY ARCHIVES at The Tank from April 18th - May 18th!

(1999 - 2024) Patricia Avocado, semi-famous YouTuber and "man on the street", passed away last night in front of her almost 1000 family members and a few crusted pieces of frozen Stouffers Mac n' Cheese. Despite wandering around grad schools for years, Avocado was a self-taught filmmaker and interviewer known for her quick wit and totally unrelated questions. She will be remembered for proving the famous Dr. Peanut theory that everyone is related to an Avocado, and her ex-girlfriend will be churning colonial butter in Williamsburg to commemorate Patricia's death. New episodes every Thursday!

( ∞ -  ∞+73) Noah, the dude from the Ark, passed away like 5 millennia ago after marrying off every single potential species of animal in semi-alphabetical order. Known as an acquaintance then a work friend then as a friend-friend to God, Noah spent his life searching for connections with men his age. Despite a robust social life playing Olde Rugby, Noah often felt alone and abandoned by his peers - seeking comfort and solace at home with his wife and three sons, all of which have names. You can read more about Noah in the Bible, or on Wikipedia, or anywhere other than this podcast, really. New Episodes Every Thursday!! 

(1990 - 2024) Ava Marcus, known for knowing everyone, passed away this morning on the island of Arach-No - alongside 1,000 spiky creatures, Michael Phelps, and a handful of high-powered bank executives. As an entrepreneur / kneecap separation advocate, Ava developed a type of sparkling water using every spiky fruit known to humankind. She will be remembered by her micropenis boyfriend who will not be named, her best friend Marissa, and the dozens of Uber drivers who will be waiting to drive her to her eternal destination. Funeral will be held everywhere, as Ava knew everyone. In real life you can follow Taylor Graves on TikTok and Instagram (@tayleeg). Next episode Thursday!

(17yrs before 1964 - 2024) Gladys McKnight, famed divorcée from the state of Ohio, passed away last night at the place where her life truly began: Billy's Biker Bar. After splitting from husbands Karl, Sir Ian, and Petey (and wives Jennifer and Michelle), Gladys eventually found long-term love in her long-term mentor Johnny - whose five tattooed rules Gladys lived by until the day she died. Despite always running away, Gladys never ran from the innermost feelings tucked away in her heart, changing societal values and legal rules regarding marriage and divorce in the state of Ohio. Funeral services will be held at LeBron James' house. Dinner will be served at 7pm sharp. Don't be f***ing late.

(1966 - 2024) Craig Foibles, famed woodworker who won recognition for his life-size replicas of weapons of antiquity, passed away in an exceptionally unnatural way last night on the boat he built for his mother. Encouraged from a young age with a hefty parental investment, Foibles wandered his way into an industry that valued the artistry of his woodwork more than the functionality. Despite his frequent pushbacks against being influenced, Foibles came under the patronage of famed collector-billionaire Uncle Mike: a collaboration that led to some of the greatest wood-weapons ever made by mankind. If you'd like to give back to the Foibles family, please purchase his posthumous self-help book where half the pages are empty. New episode Thursday! (and in real life, you can follow Tom Mezger on Insta @tmezmoney and see him in The Trojans at Loading Dock Theater on May 18th and 19th)

(1982 - 2008) Emerald Smithstein, politically persuadable choir singer from Dubuque, passed away last night beneath the stars and stripes of the Iowa Caucuses. An academic gem, Smithstein studied both electioneering-avoidance and connotation-linguistics at the University of Iowa, eventually blending the two to form a unique political foundation that helped guide her through the tough presidential decisions of the early 2000's. She will be remembered by her parents, Jade and Topaz (who are starting a Democratic SuperPAC in her name), as well as her volunteer colleagues in the Singing Betty Choir. To attend funeral services next week, please contact Prof. GobKnob, who is running the RSVP list to Emerald's memorial and will be making snarky remarks drawn from connotations based on your last name when you arrive. New episode next Thursday.

SEASON FIVE IS HERE: new episodes every Thursday! Follow us on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/EXITINTERVIEW) 

Season Five premieres Thursday, February 15th!!

a creepy tale about love, the search for a significant other, and the beheading of ex-wives. We'll see you soon for EXIT INTERVIEW Season Five. happy halloween !!!!!

We'll see you in November for Season Five...

(1995 - 2023) Antonio James, the man with two first names, died yesterday in front of Anderson Cooper and a bunch of knife-peddling ghosts. A fanatic of Presidential Tenders and Vice Presidential members, James will forever be known as a Washington, D.C. novice turned political supernova, an undecided think tank participant who took the capital city by storm, a high school hero who hated his high school friends. Feared by inanimate objects and robots everywhere, the one day reign of Antonio James will either be written about in history as a one-off anomaly, or as a trailblazing meteor destined to make the future. (IRL you can catch Tucker Iverson at his monthly show "Work/Life Balance", or his NYC-based improv team Go Dummy).

Vacay time for your two favorite podcasting deities. We'll see you next Thursday!! Subscribe to our Patreon if you wanna hear some exclusive EXIT INTERVIEW episodes....just search EXIT INTERVIEW on Patreon.com.

(1996 - 2023) Anya Swiss, world-class pilot and fleshlight model, died a few days ago in her own vaginal cavity. Yes, you read that right. She died in a model of her own making. Ms. Swiss, known as the top airline pilot for Wow Airlines, will be forever remembered for her contributions to the sky, her innovative no-wheel flying techniques, and her collaboration with Elon Musk. Her funeral will be held Thursday, where her ashes will be fired out of a fleshlight cannon. New episode next Thursday!

A special episode from the God of the Underworld

(1989 - 2023) Thom Popelinus, pronounced Thom Popelinus, died about  24 hours ago after telling just one too many jokes. Remembered as that guy who walked down Main Street stealing other people's dogs, Thom will forever be associated with the two unequally handsome twins who created humanity's greatest invention: The Waffle Maker Maker. Known for his one kinda chill dog Kimmet (pronounced Kimmet), and his other yappy monster beast Kiplan (pronounced Kiplan), Thom will be commemorated at the 2024 Westminster Dog Show during halftime. His funeral arrangements have been made by Mailman. You can catch Ian Levy in real life on Instagram @ianlevyverified. New episode next Thursday !!

Subscribe to hear The Grand Delilah (episode two) in September, only at patreon.com/EXITINTERVIEW : a couple whose relationship is on the rocks. An old, forgotten hotel. The city of Philadelphia. What more could you want from a story? What more do you need? Buy some merch while you're at it. See you next week.

Listen to Shenuque Tissera's podcast "My First Dungeon" on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!!! 

(2011 - 2023) Twitter, the human embodiment of the social media app Twitter, died yesterday after being betrayed by both her friend Instagram and her adoptive father Elon Musk (pronounced Elon Musk). Although no one knew of her existence, she played a role in each of our tweeting lives, ultimately dying without ever speaking for herself. Twitter will be remembered by her friends Etsy, Venmo, and Facebook, and her funeral has already happened - somewhere in the World Wide Web at veelincecomedy.com - new episode Thursday.

(2001 - 2023) Steven Shkreli, the young founder of Soldman Gachs II, died last night after a classic sticks-n-stones battle over the soul. A titan of the Wall Street/Another One industry - and progeny of a famous financial family - Steven will forever be linked with his older brother Martin, his ruthless merger philosophy, his use of of LLC's, and the single donation he made to that orphanage down the street. He hopes this podcast finds you well. Steven's funeral will be held on Tuesday at the local Chop't, with a wordless live performance by Drake. New episode next Thursday.

(1997-2023) Lucas Maraschino, future martyr for a new religion and high school co-ed field hockey star, died yesterday after being spiced out of his mind. A senior boy’s boy and aspirational prankster, Lucas will be remembered for his loitering of the high school parking lot, his single fingernail nail polish application, and his dedication to his boys Brendan and JT. His funeral will be held in the Mangled Church this evening. New episode this Thursday!

(1989 - 2023) Kevin Plum DDS died last night, hoofs and all, in the hometown state he grazed on and braced on: sweet home Nebraska. Known for his acceptance of his mother's vanity-saving invention "the moving brace", his innovative dental practice hired people literally off the street and changed the course of many a molar. In recent years, Dr. Plum reached the zenith of dental fame, landing spots on People Magazine and The Seth Molar Show. He had quite the life - starting off his human career as an animal and ending as a dental deity. He will be remembered by his six sorta-feral siblings, his parents, and some weird antelope named Judy that keeps yowling his name. New episodes every Thursday. Thank you to Sam Myers!

bootsthehousedownslayqueen. Featuring Chris Quazzo (IG/TikTok/Twitter @quazzmodo), Tricia Crimmins, Ian Erickson, Liam Faigen (IG/Twitter @liamfaigen). Happy Pride....we'll see you next week!

Dan Kuan Peeples, John Goodman, Will Koller, Tricia Crimmins, Jonah Greenawalt. Theme song by Aaron Shapiro. New episodes every Thursday.

The pod from God and the Devil is back - with all new guests, all new improv, and a looming existential threat that might bring down the entire afterlife. New episodes every Thursday starting June 15th. Listen anywhere you listen to podcasts.

Thank you all for Season Three. We'll see you in May for Season Four of Exit Interview.

(1980-1995) - Maxie Orgoin, 15 year old with robust spoken word abilities and a sonorous droning monotone voice, died last night trying to defy both a genetic prophecy and the expectations of the adults around her. A camper at heart, but a counselor by trade, Maxie was ready to party and also that other thing. She will be remembered by her tattooed friends, by her father Garlance (yes, that Garlance), and by her 1995 technological instruments. Her Drown A Bunch of Kids chromosome will be sold at auction by Katie Couric and Josh Groban in order to pay for her funeral. Siamsoing, Pennsylvania Garlances Spoken Word

(1925 - 2023) Little Sheila Rosenmeyer, damn near a centenarian, died last night outside her own home on the way to being published as a book. In a life that spanned the width of the 20th century, and punctuated by years filled with historic events, Little Sheila was best known as the large-headed amish retiree of Yonkers. Born in the year of The Great Gatsby, married on the day President Kennedy was assassinated, and buried during the Covid-19 pandemic, Rosenmeyer left behind no will and no modern tools. She will be published by the F. Scott Fitzgerald estate in June of 2025.

(1992 - 2023) Martha Josephina, the darling of the Saturday Night Fever Anniversary Tradition and husband to that Honey Baby Sex Guy, died last night during her town's first annual Saturday Night Fever Celebration that maybe was a setup for a criminal sting operation. Josephina, mother of six kids pre-k, was known to rattle the house: scaring both neighbors and family members alike. She ostracized her apparently less-talented children, and had a penchant for holding personally intrusive people in her social orbit. Her funeral will be paid for by Bob's College of Nollege, and her one successful daughter Julie will give the eulogy.

Kenneth Cooperman (1975 - 2022) and Ollie Cooperman (1975 - 2022), twins at birth but opposites till the end, died without ever leaving their home state of Florida and without ever not loving the same woman. Tallahassee natives who had different interests but the same trivia team, the brothers Cooperman could be seen never together: Kenneth always shredding the Gulf of Mexico on his hoverboat "Sleek Ocean Sleeker #445", and Kenneth tucking himself into a corner of his home library to dive into a book. Which is why their death at the same time and place seems so strange...so strange...donations to be Zelled to the Farley Brothers, not for a boat, but for a name.