Every Damn Magic Card! – Details, episodes & analysis

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Every Damn Magic Card!

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Frequency: 1 episode/14d. Total Eps: 9

Four mana dorks have been cursed by fate to walk this plane until they've deciphered EVERY DAMN MAGIC CARD! Join Brandon, Meadow, Jesse and George as they invite a beloved guest to chat about their favorite Magic card, and help them reach the bottom of the library one card at a time.

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Vizzerdrix

Episode 9

Friday, September 11, 2026 • Duration 01:05:52

Welcome, one and all, to our first ever after dark episode of Every Damn Magic Card because things got very sexy with our discussion of the card Vizzerdrix. We had on special guest Cameron Little with the mana dorks/sluts Meadow, Jesse and Brandon to really get into what makes this pink bunny tick with some very esoteric references to Iggy Pop. Now you're thinking with 8s!

Scales used in this episode include:
The Wood Scale (How much would you... you know ;) )
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)

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Eight-and-a-Half-Tails

Episode 8

Friday, August 28, 2026 • Duration 01:06:56

It's our eighth episode of the Every Damn Magic Card podcast so George, Jesse, Meadow and Brandon absolutely must talk about the Magic card Eight-and-a-Half-Tails. This was Brandon's first commander so the gang talks about their own first commanders as well as big, sinful dirtbikes and what job Magic characters would have inside a mall. It'll all make sense after you listen, folks!

Scales used in this episode include:
The Fallen Empires Scale (How well has a famously bad set aged?)
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Suncoast Video Aesthetic Scale (How much does this card embrace the Suncoast Video Aesthetic?)

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Arcane Bombardment

Episode 7

Friday, August 14, 2026 • Duration 01:04:24

Great news: If you want your bombardments to be arcanic, this is the Every Damn Magic Card episode for YOU! Special guests and Chicago comedian Zach Boyce joins the Mana dorks/sluts George, Jesse and Brandon to talk about the Magic card Arcane Bombardment. We really get into some deep talks on role playing games, smoking out problematic children's books and supporting women's wrongs.

Scales used in this episode include:

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)

The Kino Scale (How cinematic is this card?)

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Hide//Seek

Episode 6

Friday, July 31, 2026 • Duration 55:09

Hey there! Vi Conraad of BaddieVilles Got Talent and Jake Avorio of being an Onion Knight join the Mana dorks/sluts George and Meadow to talk about the Magic Card Hide//Seek and let me tell you, it GETS wacky. Some fun discussions on this episode involve wet pals, pondering orbs and positive ape indexes. We also introduce the coveted golden urinal award!

Scales used in this episode include:

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Twotility scale (how good are both sides of this card for play?)

The ACAB scale (how much is this card a cop? This scored a 5 all around and has been given the golden urinal award)

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Volcanic Hammer (1999 Junior Super Series)

Episode 5

Friday, July 17, 2026 • Duration 49:28

Mana dorks & sluts, rejoice! It’s our 5th episode and first true/official guest episode with Josh Boerman of the fantastic podcasts Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived. We've got Jesse, George and Brandon talking about the Magic card Volcanic Hammer (specifically the 1999 junior super series) with Josh but more importantly getting into the 00’s webcomic Jack, iPod classics, catfishing in IRC and why the Ill Conceived podcast is so great!

Scales used in this episode include:

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Mid Scale (a card so mid that a 2.5 is a perfect rating)

The umami scale (how flavorful is the flavor text?)

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Doran, the Siege Tower

Episode 4

Friday, July 3, 2026 • Duration 53:58

Welcome, brave travelers, to our 4th episode of Every Damn Magic Card! We're getting into some poplar trees you know and love as we're talking about Doran, the Siege Tower from the original Lorwyn set. Some fun highlights include the beauty of flavor text, Snickers vein discussion and dealing with the fact that we all got wet bones inside of us.

Scales used in this episode include:

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The commander Scale (would you build a deck with this commander?)

The phallic scale (how phallic is this card?): this card got all 5s and has been entered into the hallowed halls of the gold card for being so veiny

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Nethroi, Apex of Death

Episode 3

Friday, June 19, 2026 • Duration 53:49

Behold, the rule of 3s, as in our third episode of Every Damn Magic Card and our first legendary creature card! The mana dorks Jesse, George, and Meadow have on their second circling guest Brandon to dish on Nethroi, Apex of Death. We go down quite a few fun paths that include generative AI removing object permanence in adults, unfortunate release schedules, and a whole lotta Dennis Hopper talk.

Scales used in this episode include:

The ambiguity scale (yes, that's it Ten of them! All at once?)

The commander Scale (would you build a deck with this commander?)

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?) and our first card to get a perfect score on the scale!

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Land Grant

Episode 2

Friday, June 5, 2026 • Duration 42:08

Our second episode is here with the mana dorks Jesse, Brandon, and Meadow inviting on their super secret special guest George to talk about the Magic card Land Grant This episode includes deep discussions on Jim Henson's Dinosaurs, Smoku, and, of course, an intense Chicago pizza style debate. You've got vore!

Scales used in this episode include:

The James B. Dobson scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)

The Kino Scale (How cinematic is this card?)

Also the first card to be considered for the Golden Rings (perfect 5s across the board)

Smoku!

Email us some of your most wild magic stories to everydamnmagiccard@gmail.com!

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Circling Vultures

Episode 1

Friday, May 22, 2026 • Duration 01:01:57

It's our inaugural episode for Every Damn Magic and the mana dorks Jesse, George and Brandon welcome on special guest and future host Meadow to talk about some birds that don't just want to go into your trash; they literally can't be stopped! Our first card we're covering is Circling Vultures so we spend some time talking about our first magic experiences, Charles Daniel Rombert, and some funny/sad bird stories. You've got vore!

Scales used in this episode include:

The James B. Dobson scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Kino Scale (How cinematic is this card?)

The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)

Email us some of your most wild magic stories to everydamnmagiccard@gmail.com!

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