Explore every episode of the podcast Every Animal Ever
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 40 - Human Louse | 10 Nov 2025 | 00:28:36 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss why soldiers in WW2 had cooties, whether monkeys have 'male-pattern-baldness' and why being a "nit-picker" is actually a good thing. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 39 - Albatross | 03 Nov 2025 | 00:47:32 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss how Albatross' keep their marriages together, who Timmy Trumpet is and why you should never buy matches in Australia Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 30 - Red Junglefowl | 01 Sep 2025 | 00:35:34 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss whether chicken brains make you live longer, why there were no chickens in Jurassic Park and why Cesar isn't allowed to do accents anymore. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 29 - Gila Monster | 25 Aug 2025 | 00:36:50 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss Zach's weird earrings, why Gila monsters make us lose weight and a bunch of other pretty silly things. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 28 - Axolotl | 18 Aug 2025 | 00:33:42 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss Aztec mythology, Axolotl's emo phase and Zach and Cesar have a fight about why Zach knows too much (and not enough). Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 27 - Mantis Shrimp | 11 Aug 2025 | 00:42:24 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss terrible tattoo ideas, how Mantis Shrimp are curing cancer and why getting punched in the head by a Mantis Shrimp is a terrible idea. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 26 - Common Starling | 04 Aug 2025 | 00:40:26 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Zach's internet is so slow, why Shakespeare ruined America and why you'll never hear us do a Batman impersonation again. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 25 - Lyrebird - with guest Jeremyfilmsthings | 28 Jul 2025 | 00:40:02 | |
On this very special Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the song and dance of the Lyrebirds and why you should never fart in front of one. This week with very special guest, @Jeremyfilmsthings https://www.instagram.com/jeremyfilmsthings/ https://linktr.ee/jeremyfilmsthings Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 24 - Narwhal | 21 Jul 2025 | 00:39:37 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why narwhals were hunted in the Middle Ages, why having one tooth is ok and why they're big podcast fans. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 23 - Cheetah | 14 Jul 2025 | 00:39:47 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we explore the planets fastest land animal, why it sucks at climbing trees and why Cesar should close the tabs on his computer. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 22 - Aye-aye | 07 Jul 2025 | 00:42:20 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we talk way too much about nose picking, the superstitions of Madagascar and why zoos can be very important. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 21 - Diprotodon | 30 Jun 2025 | 00:45:44 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we add the "ever" to every animal ever with our first extinct species. We discuss ancient Australia, why extinct animals are so big and Zach's dream of taking a group of ancient Aztecs on contiki tour. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 38 - Vampire Squid | 27 Oct 2025 | 00:28:20 | |
On this Halloweeeeen episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss whether squid are basically magicians, why vampires never visit the beach and why using glowing ink makes you a bad spy. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 20 - Cochineal Insect | 23 Jun 2025 | 00:38:36 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss The Aztecs, how many insects we eat and why introducing Komodo Dragons to Australia is a terrible idea. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 19 - Groundhog | 16 Jun 2025 | 00:35:00 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss Zach's new style, why Bill Murray is missing part of his finger and Zach's new style. If you think this ep is short, the good news is you can listen to it over and over again. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 18 - Well Actually - Corrections and Correspondence part 1 | 09 Jun 2025 | 00:45:47 | |
On this very special episode of Every Animal Ever, we read out your corrections to all the facts that we got wrong or missed! Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 17 - Puffin | 02 Jun 2025 | 00:47:28 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss what circus trick a Puffin would perform, how to ethically sky fish and why the Mandalorian hates wildlife. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 16 - Galapagos Tortoise | 26 May 2025 | 00:45:51 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Galapagos Tortoises, how the can live so long and how many Charles Darwin ate. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 15 - Kiwi LIVE - with Ray O'Leary | 19 May 2025 | 00:46:05 | |
On this very special live episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the true origins of the Kiwi, why Cesar's dad is like Kiwi and why bats are better than birds. This week with very special guest, Ray Oleary! Recorded live at the Good Chat Comedy Club Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 14 - Electric Eel | 12 May 2025 | 00:39:34 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss how Electric Eels produce electricity, what the worst super hero would be and why Zach isn't allowed back to the aquarium. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 13 - Slow Loris | 05 May 2025 | 00:34:44 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Slow Lorises lick their armpits and how it might help you when being mugged. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 12 - Cicada | 28 Apr 2025 | 00:43:46 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why cicadas love maths and why Zach doesn't. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 11 - Deep Sea Anglerfish | 21 Apr 2025 | 00:37:27 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the group of animals known as the Deep Sea Anglerfish. How do they glow? Where do they glow? And can Zach exploit them for their glow? Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 37 - Australian Magpie LIVE with Bec Charlwood and Aaron Gocs | 21 Oct 2025 | 00:35:34 | |
On this very special live episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the why Australian Magpies aren't Magpies, how to make them your friends and why lonely bald men are at most risk of swooping. This week with very special guests Bec Charlwood and Aaron Gocs as Mr Magpie. Recorded live at the Good Chat Comedy Club - Caxton Street Comedy Festival Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 10 - Australian White Ibis | 14 Apr 2025 | 00:35:00 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the majestic and criminally misunderstood Australian White Ibis, who taught it to feed from bins and why it isn't the patron saint of waste management. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 9 - Vampire Bat | 07 Apr 2025 | 00:43:31 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss how Batman has rabies, why it mightn't be a good idea to drink blood and why vampires are bad dads. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 8 - Spider-tailed Horned Viper | 31 Mar 2025 | 00:38:36 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Spider-tailed Horned Vipers. Join us as we discuss evolution, caudal luring and why Dennis is indeed a menace. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 7 - Brine Shrimp | 24 Mar 2025 | 00:31:30 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Brine Shrimp AKA Sea-Monkeys. Join us as we discuss what makes Flamingos Pink, why Howie Mandel is obsessed with Sea Monkeys and why you should never release your Sea-Monkeys into the sea. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 6 - Aardvark | 17 Mar 2025 | 00:30:56 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Aardvarks. Join us as we discuss digging holes, smelling ants and why you never see Arthur smelling farts Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 5 - Tasmanian Devil | 10 Mar 2025 | 00:36:19 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Tasmanian Devils. Join us a we discuss bone eating, boot stealing and why we hope we don't get sued for the title of this episode. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 4 - Hoatzin | 03 Mar 2025 | 00:32:15 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Hoatzin. Join us as we discuss what makes a bird a dinosaur, whether animals smell and why you should never judo against a Hoatzin. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 3 - Gorilla | 24 Feb 2025 | 00:38:42 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Gorillas. Join us as we discuss extreme strength, bulk vegan diets and why you should never show gorillas your nipples. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 2 - Surinam Toad | 17 Feb 2025 | 00:33:03 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into the Surinam Toad. Join us as we discuss what isn't a toad, suction feeding and extreme helicopter parenting. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 1 - Sperm Whale | 17 Feb 2025 | 00:35:31 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into the Sperm Whale. Join us as we discuss sonar, diving deep and life with an enormous head. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 36 - Glowworm | 13 Oct 2025 | 00:37:12 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss why glowworms are to blame for daylight savings, why looking for bioluminescence during the day isn't a great idea and why you should be calling Glowworms "Glow-Maggots". (Also, every time Cesar says "George Vernon", what he means is "George Vernon Hudson".) Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| Welcome to Every Animal Ever | 13 Feb 2025 | 00:01:31 | |
Welcome Nature Nerds to Every Animal Ever. This is a Nature/Comedy podcast where we are doing an episode on (you guessed it), Every Animal Ever. It might take us several thousand years, but we are determined! From Aardvark to Zebra, we will explore the facts you want to learn, and some stuff you'll wish you hadn't. Join us, Zach Mander (radio host/comedian) and Dr Cesar Puechmarin (wildlife veterinarian) as we delve into the weird, and sometimes disturbing Animal Kingdom. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 35 - Chimpanzee | 06 Oct 2025 | 00:43:08 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss why keeping chimps as pets is a bad idea, why "research" isn't a good excuse for having excrement around your house and whether Zach can beat a chimp in a fight. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 34 - Well Actually - Corrections and Correspondence part 2 | 29 Sep 2025 | 00:37:27 | |
On this very special episode of Every Animal Ever, we read out your corrections to all the facts that we got wrong or missed! Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 33 - Tapir | 22 Sep 2025 | 00:38:42 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss whether Native Americans were riding Tapirs, why Tapirs love nightmares and George of the Jungle for some reason. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 32 - Brontosaurus - The Bone Wars part 2 | 15 Sep 2025 | 00:34:24 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we explore part 2 of the cut-throat period of natural history known as the Bone Wars. Dynamite, dinosaurs and the old west. This episode has it all! Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 31 - Elasmosaurus - The Bone Wars part 1 | 08 Sep 2025 | 00:36:22 | |
On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we delve into the cut-throat period of natural history known as the Bone Wars. Dynamite, dinosaurs and the old west. This episode has it all! Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 41 - Giraffe | 17 Nov 2025 | 00:49:24 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss the mysterious origins of the giraffe's neck, why they're more dangerous than they seem and why they aren't fighter pilots. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 46 - Powerful Owl | 22 Dec 2025 | 00:37:33 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we explore the semantics of bird-watching, how to eat a Koala and why Australians shouldn't be allowed to design statues. See you in February 2026! Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 45 - Hairy Frog | 15 Dec 2025 | 00:29:35 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we learn why Hugh Jackman should play the Hairy Frog, whether frogs drink through their feet and who on Earth is Annette Gunn? Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 44 - Marsupial Mole | 08 Dec 2025 | 00:38:49 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we learn about yet another Marsupial. We learn why covering a Marsupial Mole in kerosene is a bad idea, how to measure animals in terms of chocolate and we discuss the world's first ever Pod-cast for whales. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 43 - European Rabbit | 01 Dec 2025 | 00:36:48 | |
On this very special "REVERSE" episode of Every Animal Ever Zach assumes the mantle of Nature Boy and presents some (mostly true) facts about the European Rabbit. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 42 - Numbat | 24 Nov 2025 | 00:42:42 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we explore Zach's amazing animal calls, what a DingSkull is and why all animals will eventually be Ant-Eaters. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 48 - Lamington Spiny Crayfish | 09 Feb 2026 | 00:44:41 | |
In this episode of Every Animal Ever, we talk about the TV show alone, Lord Lamington and how to smuggle things through airports. Come to think of it, I'm not sure we spoke about this Crayfish very much at all. ENJOY! Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 47 - Hooded Jewel-babbler | 02 Feb 2026 | 00:35:16 | |
On this episode of Every Animal Ever we explore yet another bird species. However this time, we are focussing in on the newest bird there is! Welcome back to another year of Every Animal Ever! Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||
| 50 - Leopard Seal | 23 Feb 2026 | 00:37:00 | |
In this episode of Every Animal Ever, we wonder whether seals have accents, why mushrooms aren't plant-based and whether snorkelling is too casual for the southern ocean. Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters | |||