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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 25: One Condition22 avr. 202600:59:46

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 24: Apple Trees And Other Things Nobody Wanted 14 mars 202601:14:04

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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✨ UPDATE ✨24 févr. 202600:02:42

Thank you all for your patience and support and love and kindness! So excited to finish out this story with you all ♥️

Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 23: The Truth About The Rumour26 janv. 202601:09:36

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 22: Instruction Pamphlets Are Provided For A Reason18 janv. 202600:58:16

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 21: Mr. Is-Hard11 janv. 202600:50:36

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 20: I Hope You're Using Protection, Son22 déc. 202500:48:45

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 19: Call Me Daddy15 déc. 202500:56:50

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Bows on Dicks - A Christmas Crack Reading06 déc. 202500:06:13
Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 18: We Don't Spank Guests!06 déc. 202500:50:52

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 17: Thatching29 nov. 202500:50:12

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Portrait of a Black Widow by booksandbanter24 nov. 202500:28:14

A silver spoon spins to decide Hermione's fate...

Will she marry Theodore Nott or Draco Malfoy? But the portraits of dead wives whisper ancient secrets, and Hermione learns to turn tradition into poison.

Theodore calls her his prize. Draco calls her his obsession. The wizarding world will call her the Black Widow of the Sacred Twenty-Eight.

She'll bury them both before they can bury her.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 16: Pervy Roger With The Tiny Todger24 nov. 202500:55:23

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 15: The Avalanche of Decapitated Horror14 nov. 202500:48:29

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 14: I've Shown You Mine, Now You Show Me Yours07 nov. 202500:39:50

TRYING A POLL FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS POST! GO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SUPPORTING CHARACTER!


Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 13: WARNING: Do Not Drink The Wine Provided By The Icelandic legend Erla30 oct. 202500:54:15

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! Posted this a bit early as a present & because I have no self control as usual. Hope you have a lovely weekend full of spooks and surprises!


Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 12: Draco Malfoy And The Cave Of Plunderous Intent24 oct. 202500:52:50

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 11: The Hogwarts Legends vs. The Woeful Wankers17 oct. 202500:52:26

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 10: George Weasley And The Levitating Bra10 oct. 202500:42:56

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 9: Draco Lends A Hand03 oct. 202500:50:00

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 8: Slytherin Ways of Acquiring Information29 sept. 202500:33:53

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 7: The Experimental Phase of Draco Malfoy28 sept. 202500:38:44

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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for the hope of it all by virgo_puff14 sept. 202500:58:01

A one shot reading in celebration of DHr month! ♥️

Summary:

Hermione spends the summer before her sixth year on the glittering coast of Italy, expecting nothing more than sea breezes and quiet days. Instead, she’s thrown into an unexpected companionship with Draco Malfoy.

What begins as a fleeting, forbidden fling between childhood rivals becomes something far more dangerous. Every stolen kiss pulls them closer to the day they’ll have to let go—and when summer fades, so will they.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 6: Idiot Chuckle Brothers12 sept. 202500:39:07

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 5: Let's All Add 'Organise An Orgy' To Our Yearly Objectives05 sept. 202500:35:02

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 4: You Really Must Stop Flirting With Me Like This 29 août 202500:31:26

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 3: Wimble22 août 202500:33:45

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 2: The Night of a Thousand Nifflers15 août 202500:36:28

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 1: Prologue15 août 202500:30:07

Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


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Mugged by a Muggle (In Mallorca!?) by booksandbanter06 août 202500:09:00

Not exactly what Theo had in mind for his Spanish seaside getaway.
Who better to come to the rescue than the Saviour of the Wizarding World?

WINNER: Theo Makes Me Happy Award - The World According to Theodore Nott Fest

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63818761


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