Explore every episode of the podcast Emotionally Online
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| thrown drinks and divorce (ft. katie maloney) | pumpcast | 27 oct. 2026 | 00:56:18 | |
can't believe we kept this secret from you... today, we're joined by vanderpump royalty KATIE MALONEY!! throughout our rewatch, we've had so many curiosities about the emotional experience of being on reality tv and having one of your most intimate relationships on display for the world (in your 20s, no less) and who better to ask than the woman herself!! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| your friend used AI to generate… something weird? using your photo? RUN – ep. 178 | 23 oct. 2026 | 01:06:28 | |
in today’s episode, we’re talking about how much we don’t care about the victoria’s secret fashion show, maddie’s lmfao phase, meg does a macklemore slam poem, and we get into some absolutely ROWDY audience submissions... lock in! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – who cares about the victoria's secret show? 15:50 – letting friends sleep on your couch 25:20 – maddie's lmfao era 28:28 – revisiting downtown by macklemore via slam poem 37:25 – your friend used AI to generate… something weird? using your photo? 50:09 – a creative that doesn't think they can create Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| the wedding is RUINED, james is INJURED, and a ring is on A STRING | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 16 | 20 oct. 2026 | 01:16:27 | |
we've reached scheana's wedding reception! the stressful part should be over... but is it? will danielle magically get better at her job? will scheana calm down? will james get too drunk? will muay thai be involved? all of these questions and MORE, answered in today's pumpcast! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| you're an outrageous woman, femininity doesn't have to look one way – ep. 177 | 18 oct. 2026 | 01:05:49 | |
we're in LA! and we're coming at you from our hotel beds to gossip about some loser comedians in the news, living a more inclusive life for your friends, and what being a woman means to us! a true slumber party convo, as always :) 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – bullying loser comedians 16:54 – being a more size inclusive friend 35:06 – what womanhood means to us Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| in defense of scheana's crop top wedding dress | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 15 | 13 oct. 2026 | 01:11:49 | |
it's scheana's wedding day! and everything has to be PERFECT!! in today's episode, scheana hires a useless wedding coordinator, sandoval goes big brother on james, shay prepares for his funeral, and tom schwartz says nothing but the wrong things! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| break up videos, chris hansen, and being an equal opportunity hater – ep. 176 | 09 oct. 2026 | 01:02:11 | |
imagining in my minds eye... sitting next to an ex, making a crying video david dobrik style, is actually sending a shiver down my spine... in today's episode, we're talking about the plight of zillennials, primetime and dumb movie-goers, and taking an audience submission about dating a man who just revealed he loves chatgpt... all of this and more! at today's sleepover! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – the scooby do-ification of maddie's wardrobe 02:41 – halloween costumes of past and present 10:17 – thank god i never made a break up video 14:29 – the iced coffee debate of it all 31:19 – meg sells maddie on gilmore girls 34:39 – bring back real on screen chemistry people!! 42:33 – my great big chris hansen weekend 51:08 – audience is dating someone who revealed they love chatgpt Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| a well oiled cheating machine and a lost job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 14 | 06 oct. 2026 | 01:08:59 | |
schwartz is NOT a well oiled cheating machine and kristen did NOT do anything wrong AND it IS opposite day!!! in today's episode, schwartz gets blackmailed by jax, kristen goes head to head with lisa, james is the peanut butter baby, and the boys are BEEFING... boof! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| jane doe, cornell, and reckoning with our own experiences with SA – ep. 175 | 02 oct. 2026 | 01:02:10 | |
tw: discussion of sexual violence take care of yourselves, we love you and we believe you. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| miami girl and the four inch wonder | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 13 | 29 sept. 2026 | 01:32:09 | |
this episode goes in the vanderpump rules hall of fame, methinks! in today's episode, miami girl shows up to SUR, we see the kristen vs. diana smackdown, and tom sandoval is peeing his pants out of FEAR! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| you wanna be desired! yearned for! loved! (normal) – ep. 174 | 25 sept. 2026 | 00:55:58 | |
edchup, bidness noneya, and being desired! oh my! in today's episode, we're giggling about the demise of ed sheeran's tour, channing tatum's burner account, and taking an audience submission about solitude and yearning to be desired! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – edchup 05:25 – updates on the ed sheeran/macklemore of it all 13:50 – channing tatum's burner account, bidness_noneya lol 27:42 – media made for teen girls is non-existent now 33:00 – i wanna be wanted! Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| swagless, rizzless, sauceless... the many burdens of peter madrigal | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 12 | 22 sept. 2026 | 01:32:29 | |
pov: your swagless manager tricks you into going on a date where he mogs you brandy style for 25 minutes until you leave him to go back to work... this show is the gift that keeps on giving and we're GREEDY FOR MORE BABY!!! i can feel miami girl's presence... she's near... everyone prepare for landing... 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| we think it's weird how normal being miserable in a relationship is – ep. 173 | 18 sept. 2026 | 01:00:04 | |
truly an episode for the modern lover girl... today, we're talking about macklemore and ed sheeran, influencers crying about old people eating alone, nyfw party drama, before getting into some audience submissions about overdressing and DIVORCE, mama! so strap in!! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com
podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules
maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – macklemore and ed sheeran 08:29 – influencer crying about an old person eating alone 16:28 – influencers say nyfw is dead and we don't care 26:14 – "overdressing" and jealous friends 36:29 – divorce and why forever isn't always that romantic Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| tom sandoval is open mouth crying at the club... dreams do come true! | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 11 | 15 sept. 2026 | 01:18:36 | |
the bachelorette of the century comes to a close... but not before tom and kristen have what is probably their best conversation of all time! jax comes face to face with someone from his past, kristen almost murders ariana, and shay is being held on camera against his will!! it's the best reality tv show in the world, baby!! let's giggle!! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| bachelorettes, betrayals, and boof | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 10 | 08 sept. 2026 | 01:17:08 | |
scheana's getting married! so we're going back to the SCENE OF THE CRIME and celebrating true love (and no cheating) in miami!! vail is in the priliminary stages of getting jaxed, sandoval is being a diva princess, and there is a man showing full cheeks in a restaurant? all of this and more... in today's pumpcast... 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| that's not my fat experience! i'm fat AND well loved, b!tch! – ep. 172 | 04 sept. 2026 | 01:00:49 | |
in today's episode, we're talking about the way sometimes former fats rely on fear to talk about their experience with fatness and how it's actually, not the one universal truth! from two fatties who are well loved and in good community, b!tch! we're also talking about the issues with new age friend comedy shows, feeling fomo for other peoples inside jokes, and self-image while having sex! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| the death of monogamy and a farewell to scheana's eyelashes | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 9 | 01 sept. 2026 | 01:16:23 | |
the boys are in SAN DIEGO and jax is giving us an all timer episode in terms of quotes... PLUS what will become of scheana and stassi's friendship? will she secure the miami invite for the bach trip? ALL OF THIS AND MORE, REVEALED IN TODAY'S EPISODE... 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| transphobes shut up challenge – ep. 171 | 28 août 2026 | 00:59:47 | |
when will they stop talking!!!!!!!! in today's episode, we're talking about sophie cunningham's recent comments about trans women in sports before getting into some audience submissions about our thoughts on phrases like "if he wanted to he would" and grappling with conflicting feelings while navigating body image and gender. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – rip dolly parton 05:18 – sophie cunningham, shut up challenge 27:38 – our thoughts on "if he wanted to, he would" 39:09 – ex is my current gf's manager at work... 47:00 – grappling with conflicting feelings while navigating body image and gender Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| mogged during couples therapy and the bond of a coke nose job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 8 | 25 août 2026 | 01:03:20 | |
get mogged, bitch! in today's episode, we watch vail drink stupid juice, meet a therapist that loves to looksmaxx, watch scheana and james cook up her next smash hit, and tom sandoval goes emo! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| you've sold your swag! it's gone now! – ep. 170 | 22 août 2026 | 00:59:44 | |
a solo episode just like the old days while i'm traveling! in today's episode, i'm talking about the swag epidemic and adopting teddy before getting into some audience submissions about the lack of space for grief in our culture and having agency amidst social rejection! oh! and a reminder, the greece trip launches on monday!! (italy sold out in 4 minutes, you guys are insane and i can't wait to travel with you again) COME WITH ME TO GREECE! (LAUNCHING MONDAY) https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/greece/greece-with-maddie-dragsbaek-may-03-2027 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| nostalgic for cheating and horny for mail | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 7 | 18 août 2026 | 01:09:27 | |
it's PRIDE and you know what that means... nostalgia for the demise of tom and kristen's chungus relationship! and because this show is the gift that keeps on giving, we've got a new hire at sur, katie and schwartz are being romantic??? and we learn that mail is a very horny thing when you're brave enough to let it be... 🇮🇹 COME TO ITALY WITH US: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/italy/italy-with-maddie-dragsbaek-may-17-2027 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| no one thought you were weird last night, you were so normal (we think) – ep. 169 | 14 août 2026 | 00:45:31 | |
lover girls trip announcement in the 169th episode, that's herstory mama! today, we're giggling about girls (the tv show) and chatting about being easier on yourself when you make mistakes. shorter episode today! god bless me, it's fuckin summa! ITALY TRIP PAGE: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/italy/italy-with-maddie-dragsbaek-may-17-2027 GREECE TRIP PAGE: COMING SOON 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – maddie's watching girls for the first time! 17:45 – next years lover girls trips!! 23:44 – being gentler with yourself when you make mistakes Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| schwartz cheated on the cheating show... IN FRONT OF 50 GAY MAYORS??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 6 | 11 août 2026 | 01:16:08 | |
Try CHEEX for free for 7 days using the code PUMPCAST. Just click the link https://bit.ly/pumpcast-CHEEX or head to g e t c h e e x . c o m to start your trial. The offer applies when you select the yearly subscription option as a new user, but you can cancel or switch to the monthly plan anytime during the trial period! ✨ JOIN OUR PUMPCAST PATREON FOR EVEN MORE VANDERPUMP CONTENT! https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ schwartz is caught red handed! i miss james kennedy and jax is a healer?? maybe?? who cares, lizzy loves his new nose! and there's 50 gay mayors in tow! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/ 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| no influencers, no critical thought, and no commitment, baby! – ep. 168 | 07 août 2026 | 01:12:31 | |
we need to talk about nantucket gate... who knew a "no influencers" sign could kick up this much discourse! in today's episode, we're talking about AI companies destroying rare books, false equivalencies and tombstone messaging before getting into some audience submissions on dating, patience/understanding, and finding dishonest commitmentphobes around every corner. we have a lot to say! duh! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – meg's here to stay! 03:23 – AI companies are destroying rare books 21:26 – nantucket gate and the "no influencers" sign 32:03 – a message from our haters 36:38 – tombstone messaging 39:18 – patience and understanding in dating 55:00 – dishonesty, commitmentphobes, and staying optimistic in dating Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| "she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5 | 04 août 2026 | 01:26:39 | |
jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon, and kristen is back at sur and ready to plot against anyone and everyone... we love this stupid show so much! lock in! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167 | 31 juil. 2026 | 01:26:53 | |
oh boy! these submissions were a doozy... today, we're talking about our whirlwind weekend of partying and every old man that hit on us in the process before getting into some audience submissions about a listeners boyfriend expressing she isn't "his type", someone who's struggling to trust in therapy, and someone else who's processing how to protect their own body image while a friend is clearly going through it. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – too much partying 09:46 – old men love us, unfortunately 20:39 – bf says his type is "slim thick" 32:44 – listener doesn't trust therapists 52:28 – protecting your body image when a friend is struggling in theirs Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4 | 28 juil. 2026 | 01:38:25 | |
in today's episode, schwartz is having a panic attack, jax officially gets his nose job, there's a dildo in his pocket, a jelly donut full of blood, the wrath of lisa vanderpump, and kristen and stassi finally come head to head... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, WELCOME TO THE FREAKIN' PUMPCAST BABY!! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| do absolutely everything men tell you not to do – ep. 166 | 25 juil. 2026 | 01:10:09 | |
in today's episode, we're talking about doing things our way :) we're talking about creative collaboration and not taking the advice of men, giggling about what's inspiring us, and thinking about a future where we get to choose ourselves. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – obsession of the week 06:02 – poop lettuce 08:26 – live studio audience! 09:24 – classic youtube resurgence 17:09 – grocery store cat calling 22:01 – what i would do if i were kidnapped 25:45 – collaborating with women and ignoring advice from men 50:05 – motherhood and choosing the path less traveled Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3 | 21 juil. 2026 | 01:14:02 | |
will the legendary pumptini take down tom schwartz? will james convince lisa to give him his job back? will tom get to watch family guy on dvr before kristen takes the cable box back? will scheana stop subretweeting? MUCH TO BE DISCOVERED ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF THE PUMPCAST... 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| the voice note guy discourse is out of control – ep. 165 | 17 juil. 2026 | 01:29:51 | |
the voice note guy discourse has taken over our feeds and we MUST discuss it! in today's episode, we have the final ruling on whether voice note guy is right or wrong before jumping into some audience submissions on a friend going after your crush, what an orgasm feels like, and the eldest daughter wound following you into outside relationships. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – our collective dreams 05:05 – the voice note guy discourse 29:32 – audience submissions start! 30:33 – my friend keeps stealing my crushes 42:00 – let's talk about orgasms 1:00:58 – the eldest daughter wound Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| why is tom sandoval crying to his phone camera? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 2 | 14 juil. 2026 | 01:28:24 | |
scheana is footless again, tom is watching himself cry, jax is a messenger and he gets absolutely killed... all of this and more, in today's episode of pumpcast!!! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| foreplay to the forefront NOW! – ep. 164 | 10 juil. 2026 | 01:06:00 | |
I SAW ONE EPISODE OF LOVE ISLAND USA AND I AM CONCERNED WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO FOREPLAY ANYMORE. today, meg and i are talking foreplay, the men don't touch me challenge, and the formative years spent at sleepovers among other things. get ur eye patches on and come have a goss with us! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| sandoval made her prove she was on her period??? hello??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 1 | 07 juil. 2026 | 01:34:57 | |
HAPPY SEASON 3 DAY!! we’re here and so is james kennedy, thank god! in today’s episode, we’re dropping back in on our favorite SUR employees to see how they’ve been handling the fall out of season two. we’re introduced to miami girl, jax has 2 new girlfriends, lisa is still feeling betrayed by stassi, and shay f. kennedy gets the people going (as always). 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| loaning your underwear, losing your dj, and being a creeper (ft. mckenna) | pumpcast szn 2 reunion! | 30 juin 2026 | 01:53:07 | |
we've made it to the end of season 2! the reunion! we're here! and today, we're joined by effortlessly funny and long-time bravo fan, mckenna moore to talk about it! will jax feel remorse? are tom and kristen still together? does stassi still want everyone to die? we WILL get to the bottom of all of this and MORE!!! mckenna's links: ✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/1EkZ0RFxzoOGXCb2vRaFO5?si=6119241f3c054e0e ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hahamckenna ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hahamckenna 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| you crave male approval even from your ex? ew, block him – ep. 163 | 26 juin 2026 | 00:54:17 | |
ACCESS REVOKED! in today's episode, i'm coming at you live from a hotel debriefing my week in croatia, a final reflection on summer house and craving male approval even post-break up, before getting into some audience submissions about friendship and building community as an adult. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i'm back from croatia! 07:24 – panic attacks and grief processing 17:52 – you crave male approval even from your ex? ew, block him 27:57 – building friendships and social rejection 37:02 – struggling with friendships post-grad Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| getting jaxed and slanging bartender dong | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 14 | 23 juin 2026 | 01:14:14 | |
jax doesn't feel anything... but will he feel this? in today's episode, we finally get our answers! stassi sweats out her kristen toxins, scheana throws an engagement party, tom gets jaxed, and jax is... our final girl? ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://www.emotionallyonline.shop VOTE IN THE PUMPIES: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc4GjHP8mJ6R7Ln_ZO7G632oC5jIlTmWcj735zsYU4LTCZcuA/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=106665687419667577536 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| we need to talk about ariana grande – ep. 162 | 19 juin 2026 | 01:11:24 | |
it is possible to be both compassionate and honest. we absolutely have to find a way to talk to each other about eating disorders, body image, and what young women are learning from the trajectory hollywood is on right now in a way that holds empathy in the highest regard. i remember what it was like to be a young girl in the early 2000s. i wanna do better because we know better. don't you? 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://www.emotionallyonline.shop VOTE IN THE PUMPIES: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc4GjHP8mJ6R7Ln_ZO7G632oC5jIlTmWcj735zsYU4LTCZcuA/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=106665687419667577536 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – desk slime 04:32 – farting in the love island villa 17:12 – leave the fat bitches out of the reality tv mess 21:58 – the d'amelio family drama and child stardom 42:42 – we have to talk about ariana grande Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| the SLAP heard round the world... | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 13 | 16 juin 2026 | 01:22:28 | |
so... jax has admitted it's true... he DID sleep with kristen... so what is stassi gonna do with this information? LET'S FIND OUT! in today's episode, stassi is on the war path to getting kristen to admit what she's done, sandoval is asleep at the wheel, lisa is pissed, jax is scared but TRUST... that truth will prevail! all of this and more in today's pumpcast! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ VOTE IN THE PUMPIES: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc4GjHP8mJ6R7Ln_ZO7G632oC5jIlTmWcj735zsYU4LTCZcuA/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=106665687419667577536 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| "competing" with their ex and being the one who cares more – ep. 161 | 12 juin 2026 | 00:50:20 | |
Try CHEEX for free for 7 days using my code MADDIE! Click here: https://bit.ly/MADDIExCHEEXTrial or head to g e t c h e e x . c o m now. The code applies when you select the CHEEX yearly subscription option as a new user, and you can cancel anytime during the 7 days! i'm about to leave for CROATIA on this years lover girls trip but first! let's debrief the conclusion of the summer house reunion before jumping into some audience submissions about being a girl who cares a lot, "competing" with your current partners ex, expanding our perspective on our capacities for love, and some reflections on fostering and saying goodbye. love u to bits! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – period talk 03:49 – orgasms and cramps 06:06 – final summer house reunion thoughts 21:22 – being the one who cares more 34:16 – "competing" with their ex 41:07 – fostering advice and how to say goodbye Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| JAX WENT TO JAIL AND NO ONE CARED | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 12 | 09 juin 2026 | 01:08:59 | |
that man was missing for 4 days and literally no one gave a single solitary fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahaha in today's episode, jax is missing, scheana is engaged, kristen and tom are doing insane things on twitter dot com, and the golden nugget enters vanderpump lexicon. these really are the best days of our lives! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek
meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| you don’t need all the answers... your creativity requires curiosity – ep. 160 | 05 juin 2026 | 01:27:40 | |
a conversation that really left me feeling more creative than when it started :) today, we're talking about being a creator vs. a consumer, feeling uncertain about yourself as an artist, having a lover girl lockdown, and giggling about spa etiquette! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – we are never joking, NEVER! 04:49 – spa etiquette 13:37 – lover girl LOCKDOWN!!! TEAM MEETING!!! 20:50 – fatphobia as a novelty experience 24:05 – maddie's love of stressful media 29:04 – meg's fear of scary movies 39:49 – we miss physical movie rentals 45:29 – a great big creative conversation Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| the cabo trip is over... and kristen and tom are too? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 11 | 02 juin 2026 | 01:06:14 | |
part two of the cabo trip which is truly among the greats when it comes to vanderpump cast trips! in today's episode, the tom and kristen tensions come to a head and jax is at the center of is as usual, lisa is delivered an ultimatum, jax recruits 10 random women to hang out with him, and stassi and katie are truly at their wits end with kristen's bitching about her stupid chungus boyfriend. could this be the end? WHO KNOWS! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| self-abandonment for male approval at the summer house reunion – ep. 159 | 29 mai 2026 | 01:10:22 | |
oh boy! i binged all of summer house in 47 days in order to be able to watch this reunion and engage with the drama so engage i will!! today, we're talking about loyalty in friendships, self-abandonment for male approval and all the other horrific things we witnessed at part one of the summer house reunion. then, we're getting into some gnarly audience submissions where i am delivering some tough love, with so much peace and so much love. lock in lover girls! it's a big one! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – "two can keep a secret if one of them is dead" 03:51 – wax museum 06:29 – guilt as an engagement tactic 12:56 – SUMMER HOUSE REUNION THOUGHTS 54:51 – audience submissions! caught being the other woman but... still dating? 59:53 – bringing up fatphobia to thin friends Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10 | 26 mai 2026 | 01:34:43 | |
WE'VE MADE IT TO CABO! In today's episode, our favorite employees of Sexy Unique Restaurant, Restaurant and Lounge head to Mexico for Stassi's 25th birthday. Schwartz is on his WORST behavior, Scheana is a guy's girl, Jax is stirring the pot per usual, and Stassi's birthday dinner goes to shit. ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| it's inter-skinny politics and that's none of my business – ep. 158 | 22 mai 2026 | 01:04:31 | |
in today's episode, we're chatting about how the 160 pound viral tiktok devolved into a fight among skinny people that we're just observing from the fat sidelines, our INCREDIBLE venture to texas roadhouse, and my next big restaurant idea... get in lover girls, we're going pitching!
TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – we took a limo to texas roadhouse 08:35 – my pitch for a NEW and BETTER restaurant 16:01 – no professional singers at karaoke 21:58 – a revolutionary hangover in the rain 26:36 – he circled the block! who's surprised? 31:05 – don't make yourself miserable about a man 34:02 – leave those man centered group chats, mama 39:10 – revisiting the 160 pound tiktok 41:43 – fixation on weight... let it go 47:30 – it's just skinny on skinny violence 52:53 – what was it like having red hair during "gingers don't have souls"? 59:55 – white almond mom culture... we don't quite get it 01:01:42 – crucified in the recliner restaurant 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9 | 19 mai 2026 | 01:01:16 | |
the housewives are having a VERY important dinner at SUR and they won't let us forget it!!! TOO BAD we're focused on much more IMPORTANT things this episode like the genesis of POETRY in scheana shay's SMASH hit, GOOD AS GOLD!!! kristen and tom are still fighting, jax is still lying, everything is the same except now we have good as gold to listen to in the background and that makes it all better. LOCK IN PUMPERS!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||
| fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157 | 15 mai 2026 | 01:25:55 | |
SEBASTIAN IS BACK ON THE POD! And today's episode is an absolute treat. As I was editing this one, I was just in awe of how truly generous Sebastian was with his reflections and musings. I just adore him and this is a real beautiful peak inside his brain and I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. We're talking about embracing a pivot, feeling your feelings, art inspiring art, and how it feels to be fat right now.
Listen to LOUD ABOUT NOTHING! https://open.spotify.com/show/587AvKFjvaitqJUKpf1Jh1?si=7bcb95399cee415e Follow Sebastian: https://www.instagram.com/sebastianconelli 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8 | 12 mai 2026 | 01:01:26 | |
ok FESS UP... written 3 weeks ago??? we will get to the bottom of this... just as stassi intends to get to the bottom of the jax/kristen cheating scandal that continues to rock SUR in today's episode while lisa is hiring a secret diner and gaslighting phd's are being handed out group wide. pumpers! it's time to discuss! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156 | 08 mai 2026 | 01:24:38 | |
meg is here! and we're chatting about what's been happening in our comments sections and meg the stallion, as god intended. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7 | 05 mai 2026 | 01:18:37 | |
the way scheana's lap dance was the genesis of the jax/kristen hookup being brought to center stage... her power... it must be studied... in today's episode, jax goes back to therapy, scheana gives a lap dance, katie gets way too drunk, tom tries to save his dying relationship, and stassi has her foot on jax's next as per usual. lock in, pumpers! this is a history lesson! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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| when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155 | 01 mai 2026 | 00:49:44 | |
in today's episode, we're talking transactional dating, the inner peace that comes from reckoning with your body image, and fear around grief! love u sm! thanks for being here! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567
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meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Cure Hydration and use my code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for a great deal: https://www.curehydration.com * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Quince: https://www.quince.com * Check out Vinted: https://www.vinted.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy | |||