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If you stand still with a shark, you’ll die. That’s just one of Elis’ hot-takes from today. Meanwhile - Johnny JR Robins brings you some rather BIG NEWS! Plus more Hypothetical challenges, a naked Shame Well, some over-personal questions and a Middle of The Road Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Robins in a ratty mood is Robins at his best. A cracking podcast this week and plenty of talking points – How old is this coin? How unsung is the onion? Is Elis the people’s prince? All of this will be discussed, at length – plus – A quallo Paper Review, a hammer load of Humblebrags and an exciting idea for the musical collaboration of the century. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Guys… ***BRAND NEW FEATURE ALERT*** We’ve cracked a brand new bottle of badinage on the good ship Radio X with the flood of Made Up Games that you legends keep sending in! An absolute hammer-show today with all the usual refinements: Stinking Humblebrags, buckets of shame, an ever so light-hearted paper review and some sweet, sweet emails. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis can’t be arsed. This much will become clear. He clearly cares enough to sort his teeth out though! A cracking podcast this week as John rejoined Elis in the studio. Last week’s foray into “Nut, Wood, Seed?” seems to have inspired the nation to share similar games – strap in for Brendan’s “Population Speculation” and plenty more! All this plus the usual Humblebrags, the very usual Beta Bet and a thorough paper review! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

John went to the past this week. He’s happier there. Elis kept a steady hand on the tiller whilst John broadcast from a reunion he was attending in Oxford. All the usual badinage carried on in abundance though, with some abhorrent Humblebrags, some cracking emails, a predictable Beta Bet and a revealing chat with John’s high-flying Oxford pal, Chris. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Busy show today – and it’s a belter! Elis’ gift for John finally arrived, despite Elis losing confidence in it, and Vin reports back from an Alt-J gig. And the whole gang prepare to see The Stone Roses at Wembley – with some help from Johnny Vaughan. All this plus the usual Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species, Beta Bet and a Light-Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

An approachable but sexy podcast today…. Mike Bubbins sat in for Elis and brought sideburns, sex-appeal and a relaxed attitude to shame. Robins calls on the powers that be to introduce “normal” carriages on trains. Silent coaches are much too stressful for all of us and it’s an issue that needs addressing. A complex Beta Bet, some foul Humblebrags and a tense moment when Mike described Freddie Mercury as the 2nd best entertainer of all time. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The boys had ELECTION FEVER today, which meant only one thing – it’s time for sauce chat. On top of that, the stars of Bat Out Of Hell – the Meatloaf musical – joined Elis & John in the studio, and we learnt that quizzing can’t be late. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Day, the Light-Hearted Paper Review, and What We’ve Learnt. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

How does Steven Tyler look so sexy? How do you pronounce “secondment” in English? What are the effects of pizza on Welsh speech? All these questions answered in today’s show – plus Humble Brag Of The Day, John Googles The Travel (well worth hearing today), the Light-Hearted Paper Review, John’s Shame Well and a little bit of fun with Arcade Fire. You’re all legends. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Van Morrison news today, lessons on how to shout, and Elis has yet another celebrity encounter – though it didn’t go to plan. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Day, the Light-Hearted Paper Review, John Googles The Travel and a magnificent Shame Well. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis was on top form today, showing John some of his technological know-how and suggesting how to improve his fitness – and John hit back with some advice for Alien Ant Farm, before being distracted on the A1. Plus all the regular stuff – Humble Brag Of The Day, the Light-Hearted Paper Review and John Googles The Travel. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis loves his children. John shouts “revealeth” at pubs. What a pair of legends. For those of you concerned that The Light-Hearted Paper Review has never featured a “central heating special” – consider your prayers answered. There’s also some classic Humblebrags, a sexy Shame Well, a return of John’s Gig Diaries and some FREE #CONTENT! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Hot celeb gossip! Cagoules! Swearing! Gareth Bale! Failed punchlines! You know the drill. Loads of stuff today plus the usual – Humble Brag Of The Day and John Googles The Travel. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Two treats for you this week – one in the form of Lloyd Langford, the other some advice on what not to wear near Buckingham Palace. Plus an example of why John isn’t given certain jobs at Radio X. All this plus the usual Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species, Beta Bet and a lovely Tick Off A Taste. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Plenty of hot topics covered today; the War on Drugs, The War On Drugs, miniature cigars, tequila, the M5, Tim Westwood and much more. There’s loads of other stuff too – Tick Off A Taste, John’s Shame Well, the Paper Review and What We’ve Learnt. Elis & John are back on your radio for the next week between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

If you want thorough political analysis, you’ve come to the right podcast. If you don’t, you’ll probably be fine here too. Elis & John compiled the Radio X Manifesto today, discovered what it is to be Manc, and Elis even tried his hand at street performing. All this plus the usual stuff – Humble Brag Of The Day, John’s Shame Well, and a little bit of Googling the Travel! Elis & John are back on your radio for the next fortnight between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

After Elis’ weekend gallivanting around Wales (which John is absolutely fine with, honestly) he has come to the realisation that he has lived a somewhat unfulfilling life. Join the boys as they investigate Elis’ existential crisis, ponder gigging inside an organ and ALSO who is on the walls at Abbey Road. PLUS Humble Brag Of The Day, John Googles The Travel, the Light-Hearted Paper Review and a brilliant Shame Well entry! Elis & John are on your radio for the next fortnight between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis returned to rejoin radio’s dream duo, and he brought some mountaineering expertise with him; John spent the long weekend conquering his demons, returning to the scene of a past trauma; Vin likes the Jackson 5. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Day, John Googles The Travel, the Light-Hearted Paper Reviews, a hilarious Shame Well and loads more. Elis & John are back on your radio for the next fortnight between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

As promised, here's the whole Brian May interview conducted by Elis & John. Raw, energetic, passionate, and mostly unedited, this is the interview that will surely inform all future interviews - in fact, it will likely inform all future conversation. This is Year Zero. The beginning of the Age of May. But seriously, we thought it might be nice for you to hear this – hope you enjoy it. Elis & John are back on your radio for the next fortnight between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Robins sets sail on the digital waves in a heroic solo effort today, whilst Elis is abroad in Wales. Expect talk of conventions & cosplay, as well as the usual helpings of shame and regret. Classic Robins. There’s also a bulging e-sack of emails, including a shocking discovery in the ongoing battle to keep it session. 4.7%???? All this plus some raging Humble Brags and a Beta-Bet vibe space… Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

It’s Friday, it’s a Bank Holiday and Captain John Robins is flying solo, straight into the weekend. Welcome aboard this Boeing 568, destination… Great Radio. Although Robins is missing his favourite Welsh co-Pilot, fear not, crewmembers Producer Vin and Intern Trav are here to serve snacks and make sure your complimentary session ale is never empty. On today’s show we have very exciting booze news, Intern Trav has some interesting Tourism advice and we sample a taste that is just wrong in the mouth. PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and he’ll also be Googling the Travel……… LIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). The Boys are back on Tuesday for another 2 weeks of Drive vibes, 4-7pm. If you can’t listen during the week, they are back as usual on Radio X, Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

After ingesting too much sugar in a short amount time, we have something rarely seen, the enigma that is Giddy Robins! When will John hit his nap prison, who knows? Celeb spotting, flossing and ideas symposiums are the main talking points today, along with all your favourite features! Remember, you can get in touch with entries for the Shame Well or if you’ve spotted a Humblebrag in the wild on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). The Boys are on Drive for the next 3 weeks, 4-7pm. If you can’t listen during the week, they are back as usual on Radio X, Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

The Band is back together. Elis has returned with news of what he’s been up to, mainly being a father (again). John’s had an issue with his iPhone. We all must bear our own cross. 2 exciting competitions, one to win tech prizes and one to name Elis' son. We also ask the question, what do you do with a surfeit of breastmilk? All this PLUS a Shamewell that will make you walk to Lancaster. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Folks, the day is finally here, it’s MAY DAY. The man himself Dr. Brian May, one quarter of the brothers Rock, joins the boys in the studio for the BIG INTERVIEW to chat about his new book, Queen in 3-D. The boys also discuss goths, the good radio bell makes an appearance and we have all the regular features! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). The Boys are on Drive for the next 3 weeks, 4-7pm. If you can’t listen during the week, they are back as usual on Radio X, Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Welcome to Tuesday's edition of Elis and John's stint on drive. Even after the terrible events in Manchester the previous night, the vibe train must keep on rolling, bringing light into the darkness. Expect tales of Poirot, Shaun Ryder and Brian May, most people's idea of a dream dinner party. PLUS! Regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, a stonking shame-well and John Googles the Travel... LIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). The Boys are on Drive for the next 3 weeks, 4-7pm. If you can’t listen during the week, they are back as usual on Radio X, Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Hello there, teatime vibe-chasers! Elis and John are back on Drive so podcasts a-plenty for the next 3 weeks! Today there is a LOT of banana chat, John has an issue with some Bon Bons and there is a surprise guest in the studio, not just for you, it was a surprise for the team too! PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). The Boys are on Drive for the next 3 weeks, 4-7pm. If you can’t listen during the week, they are back as usual on Radio X, Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

The podcast that screams down the shame well and tells you that it’s ok… “Sometimes you can swear at fruit.” This week the lads chat launches and legends as John FINALLY got what he’s been waiting for. GUESS WHO HAS BEEN ON!? There’s also an absolutely cracking bunch of correspondence from the legendary PCD’s: They ARE on email. All this plus Beta-Bet, some stinking Humble Brags and a chocolate covered Tick-off-a-Taste! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

There aren’t many podcasts that ask you the question; “Are you absolutely haunted by your past?” – “YES PLEASE!” This week we’ve got plenty of shame – some of it is Phillip Larkin, some of it is in very poor French and there are even some dark memories about a science teacher. Great. There are humble brags, a comprehensive (but light-hearted) paper review, a typical Beta-Bet and not to mention a STACK of emails. All this plus an impromptu edition of John Googling the travel; it turns out that it’s really just a hobby of his. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John sat in for Johnny Vaughan today, unleashing another Drive spectacular. Expect Petty Rage, more Shame, a chance to shine for Johnny’s producer Little Si, and a brand new feature in the shape of Tech News. Elis & John are back on Saturday - remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Think Scouts are wimps? Think again. Plenty to dig your teeth (ears?) into on this week’s show – it’s a bumper edition of shame, house prices, and Robins’ birthday! Happy birthday to you all. To celebrate, enjoy the first non-controversial Beta Bet. There’s all the usual stuff – Shame Wells, Humble Brags, Emails and Tick Off A Taste. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Hey Daddio…. How about you kick back and take a big hit of this podcast right in the ears? Make your own choices folks but for God’s sake give it a listen. In this week’s edition, the shame is tangible, the humble brags are disgusting and Queen are still the Best of British. There’s also a comprehensive review of the Marathon-Watching experience. “A great day out.” All this plus a hammer load of emails, the Keep it session sessions and a free pass week in Beta-Bet! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Back to business as usual this week with Elis back from the beekeeping. Also, an almost rejuvenated Robins has got an important prepared statement for the ears of the nation. Lots to chat about as well – Elis’ new mate Chris Sutton, a Humble-Brag run in with the law and a whole host of tastes that got ticked right off! There’s also the Paper Review, yet more drama in Beta-Bet and an exposé into shame and how it is introduced into the education system… How early is too early for shame? Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The bee-keepers of Pembrokeshire won’t just interview themselves. Consequently, a capable Elis James has been dispatched to help them out. In his place sits friend of the show and former voice of these very airwaves – Nish Kumar! Try telling John that… There’s all the usual nonsense though: Humble Brags, quite a morbid set of Shame-Wells, a possibly ill-advised impromptu quiz about Indian Indie fans from Croydon and a special feature (from long ago) – “Nishipedia!” Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

In 255 episodes, have you heard John Robins do an impression of a Dalek? The wait is over. Tim Key played another blinder as he deputised for Elis. There were accusations, challenges, interruptions and pauses. Lovely stuff. All this plus a Somerville Shame Well, a LONG and ghastly Humblebrag and a tasty Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

PCDs, Hammer Legends and E-mail users worldwide… WE DID IT! We made it to the end of another (albeit shorter) week on Drive! Today’s show has an Elis shaped hole but fear not, ol’ Johnny Robins was on tiptop form... We find out how the legends of Great Britain are spending their BHW (Bank Holiday Weekend), John releases his horn and gives away 1000 nicker as a result AND we get the scoop on what dream job Elis has now ticked off his list. PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review (with added John.) Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). That’s the end of the boys stint on Drive this time so make sure you’re listening from Saturday 1-4pm for a special Elis-replacement! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Day 3! Day 3! Day 3! Today, John’s Shame Well throws up a debate over checkout etiquette, Elis vibes some poetry and there’s some lavender chat! Strong show all round, legends! PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, Tick off a Taste and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). John is live 4-7pm, flying solo tomorrow, but if you can't listen, make sure you’re around Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

AHOY! It’s day 2 aboard the good ship Drive and there’s vibes a-plenty! Today we delve into one of John’s musical endeavours, Elis tells us what we need to do if we have a “stressful house” and the boys are a little flustered after encountering Russell Brand. PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm until Thursday, but if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Great news, Elis and John have had their licences reinstated and they’re back behind the wheel on Drive! On today’s show, Elis catches a nasty case of ‘Riff Disease’, John has his pulse on new music and the boys discuss the issues with “lending out your bum”. I can’t really explain that one, best you hear it for yourself! PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm this week, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Here's some of Dave's best bits - we'll miss you mate!

Hot Cross Bums. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Sometimes the vibe just works, whether you’ve roasted the peaches or not. This week sees an absolute hammer of a podcast, nay HAMMERCAST. Robins in Santander, James on an escalator and Prod V in love with Lorde. Still. Which Mercury Prize winners are PCD’s? You’ll find out! A boss-related shame well, a positive trouncing on Beta Bet and all that you need to know from the week that was in Elis’ light hearted paper review. All this plus a stack of Emails, some stinking humble brags and AT LAST, the answer to the question “What does it really mean to Keep It Session?” Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

“Radio is the new Rock n’ Roll”. Ain’t that the truth, with Elis and his football friends in Dublin the night before, John captained the show for the first hour and awaited the arrival of his colleague who was feeling the full force of last night’s shunting. Normal service was quickly resumed though and attention was turned to the elephant in the room…. Just the small matter of a very shiny award and the title of “Best Radio” at the Chortle Awards!! No biggie. A huge serving of shame in the well, some horrendous humble brags and a Beta-Bet that nobody could have predicted…. Also, have you got a mate called Eggy? Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The lads are back to business as usual on Saturday afternoons but also getting themselves ready to embrace change. With Producer Dave set for pastures new, it’s time to roll with the punches, have a cold shower and get yourself a P.E.M.M (Poached Egg Mega Melt). There’s some information on the very latest kitchen equipment and the answer to the question: Is it ok to break a 10-year-olds arm? Categorically NO. We also see the return of popular food-based wonder-feature “Tick off a Taste”, an education related Humble Brag and a comparison between John Robins and popular Swedish footballer, Zlatan Ibrahimovic. All this plus the Emails, Shame Well and Keep it Session Sessions! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Finally a conclusion to John's pant problem, plus his sexy gravel voice is unveiled - plus Elis tried a new food in Tick Off A Taste, and the boys enjoyed the idea of eating eggs in Welsh towns. Thanks for joining us for the stint on Drive - back tomorrow in the usual spot! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Following some big news from Elis, a super-sub wonder kid was required to step in. Enter: Tim Key. Who knows, some of you might even recognise his voice from LONG ago?? It was a brilliant show as Robins threw open the Weirdness Amnesty once again and Tim went to Rymans. As well as all this, there was a welcome return for a Classic Made Up Game, a sporadic Potato Potato, an unconscious Shame Well and an impromptu Birthday Game! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis and John crashed on through their stint on Drive today and here are the results – a beat-boxing revelation, a sensational mix of smells, and an unfortunate brain worm. There’s all the usual stuff too – John Googled the heck out of The Travel (live), Humble Brag Of The Day (cash is cash), Panic Normality, John’s Shame Well, and the Light-Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

In yet another bonus installment of EJ&JR on Radio X, jungle-dweller and friend of the show Joel Dommett swings by for a chat. Plus, John is perhaps a little too happy with Amersham’s placing in a ‘top UK towns’ list. LET’S DRIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Now is the time to unfollow EVERYONE on every form of social media - everyone except from Radio X of course, especially if you want to see Elis’ lovely new haircut. Wrap your ears around this juicy podcast to hear a thorough analysis. All this on today's Nap Prison, otherwise known as podcast, plus regular favourites Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well, Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review and John Googles The Travel LIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com