Explore every episode of the podcast Dweeb Wars
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| Which Mario Kart Character Would Get a DUI? | 23 Jul 2025 | 00:28:22 | |
With the release of Mario Kart World, we have a responsibility to make sure these drivers are SAFE on the road!! Carson & Jack investigate which, if any, Mario Kart Characters are in danger of getting a DUI... Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg We are raising money for Trans Lifeline! https://give.overtheedge.events/e2YFR1?ref=ab_60a0NakkC0u60a0NakkC0u | |||
| Which 100 Gay People Could Defeat 1 Gorilla? | 19 Jun 2025 | 00:44:34 | |
If you had to choose 100 gays to fight 1 gorilla and win...who would it be and why? Well Carson & Jack sit down to discuss their drafts, the roles each person would play, and how they are going to lead their team of gays to victory... Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkgWe are raising money for Trans Lifeline! https://give.overtheedge.events/e2YFR1?ref=ab_60a0NakkC0u60a0NakkC0u | |||
| Which Video Game Diva Would Win Rupaul's Drag Race? | 26 May 2025 | 00:32:56 | |
Video games are FULL of iconic divas ready for the Rupaul's Drag Race mainstage. But WHO will rise to the top, and who will meet an early boot from Video Game Drag Race? Carson & Jack are fresh off their Amazing Race win to get back to the important questions...WHICH DIVA IS WINNINGFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWarsDweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge!Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| How to Fix the Broken Neopets Economy | 06 May 2025 | 00:25:45 | |
The Neopets economy is in SHAMBLES, and it doesn't seem like the company cares. Today, we discuss what changes we would make to stimulate Neopian economic activity, reduce wealth hoarding, and give new gameplay mechanics worth spending on. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Which Zelda Musician Would Play at Coachella? | 23 Apr 2025 | 00:27:20 | |
The Legend of Zelda games are chock-full of iconic musicians, from Majora's Mask to Spirit Tracks, Breath of the Wild and more. Today, we discuss which musician or musical band could take the stage at one of the world's most iconic festivals. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Who is Studio Ghibli's Freakiest Little Guy? | 15 Apr 2025 | 00:28:55 | |
Studio Ghibli is full of little freaks. But WHO shall rise above the rest as the FREAKIEST of them all?! Today we are joined by returning guest Maren to discuss the little freaky guys of Miyazaki/Studio Ghibli... Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| What Is Princess Peach's Popeyes Order? | 01 Apr 2025 | 00:21:34 | |
Ahhh the age old question... What would Princess Peach of Super Mario fame order at Popeye's? Is she fiery like Bowser and neesd a spicy chicken sandwich type, or is she simply there for a mac n cheese? Today, we go head to head to debate her order, and uncover some of her unknown history in the process... Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Why Gay People Love These 10 Reality Shows | 25 Mar 2025 | 00:30:57 | |
Well, as gays currently on a reality show, it was about time to talk about gays and reality shows. From Real Housewives, to Amazing Race, to Rupauls Drag Race, we are here to break down what it is about certain shows that gay people LOVE. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Which SpongeBob Character Would Be the Tastiest to Eat? | 25 Mar 2025 | 00:24:11 | |
Which SpongeBob character would taste the best? Could it be Squidward calamari? Or what about Mr. Krabs dipped in butter? Or maybe even some Gary escargot? Today, we debate which Bikini Bottom citizen we would make a meal of given the chance.Today we are joined by Kass (https://www.instagram.com/hotislandsauna/) to get to the bottom of it. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWarsDweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge!Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Which Anime Character Has the Most Powerful Bob? | 03 Mar 2025 | 00:22:44 | |
Which anime character has the most powerful bob? A haircut that slays so severely it is deadly just looking at it. Some bobs are so powerful, they are imbued with superhuman power. Others are a powerful commentary on the expression of self! And some are cut and even used as a weapon... Today we are joined by Lauryn (@ToastyMarshmellow) to get to the bottom of it. Come to our Amazing Race Season 37 NYC premiere party! http://TAR37.eventbrite.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Ranking Every Single D&D Monster by Hotness | 24 Feb 2025 | 00:47:40 | |
NO ONE has been asking for a definitive list of every monster in the Dungeons and Dragons monster manual ranked by hotness. But here we are to deliver that for you...Come to our Amazing Race Season 37 NYC premiere party! http://TAR37.eventbrite.comFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWarsDweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge!Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| How Much in Damages is the Cabbage Man Owed in Avatar the Last Airbender? | 17 Feb 2025 | 00:26:05 | |
How much money is owed in damages to the cabbage man in Avatar the Last Airbender? Or does he actually owe money in fines himself as the criminal he is? Today, we investigate "My Cabbages" man, and take him to court. Come to our Amazing Race Season 37 NYC premiere party! http://TAR37.eventbrite.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge!Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Who is the Best Horse? | 10 Feb 2025 | 00:34:12 | |
Let's settle this ONCE AND FOR ALL! Who is the best horse? From Spirit, to Trigger, to Seabiscuit, who will rightfully come out on top? Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| WE ARE ON THE AMAZING RACE | 05 Feb 2025 | 00:17:39 | |
THAT'S CORRECT: Carson & Jack (Team Green) are on The Amazing Race Season 37! Today, we talk all about how we got cast (The Pitch), how we got ready for the race (The Prep), and how we felt about it (The Punch). 0:38 Who are we? 2:09 The Pitch (The Amazing Race application video tips) 6:17 The Prep (Preparing for the Amazing Race - Therapy, Training, Languages) 14:25 The Punch (The experience) Come to our NYC premiere party! http://TAR37.eventbrite.com Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWars Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Which Pokemon Committed a White Collar Crime? | 03 Feb 2025 | 00:32:35 | |
Pokemon...innocent sidekicks or sinister masterminds? Today we delve into the world of Pokemon and divulge which creatures we believe commit, committed, or are willing to commit, white-collar crime... 0:26 Pokemon and Crime Introduction 3:06 Why We Love Pokemon 3:47 Which Pokemon Would Commit a White Collar Crime 5:17 Why Gimmighoul Would Commit a White Collar Crime 9:22 Gimmighouls Potential Connection to Jesus Christ 12:42 Gimmighoul Conclusion 15:00 Pokemon with "Low-Level" Criminal Histories 15:49 Why Gothitelle Would Commit a White Collar Crime 18:36 Gothitelle's Suspicious Outfit 19:39 Gothitelle's Connection to Bernie Madoff 22:06 Gothitelle Conclusion 23:54 Why Malamar Would Commit a White Collar Crime 25:12 Why Honchcrow Would Commit a White Collar Crime 25:58 Why Chatot Would Commit a White Collar Crime 27:13 Closing Arguments 30:01 Final Decision Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWarsDweeb Wars is a show where two nerds (Carson & Jack) go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge!Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Why Gay People Love These 10 Video Games | 02 Feb 2025 | 00:30:12 | |
This one is for the gaymers. Today, we are talking about 10 games that gay people love, and why we think that is. Whether it be obvious games for bisexuals (Stardew Valley), games of communication (It Takes Two), or some left-field choices (Red Dead Redemption??), hopefully, you come away with a new game to try for you, gay.3:00 Why gay people people love Wii Sports5:53 Why gay people love Overcooked9:07 Why gay people love Dance Dance Revolution11:25 Why gay (and trans) people love Baldur's Gate and Dungeons & Dragons14:46 Why gay people love Red Dead Redemption17:57 Why gay people love It Takes Two19:39 Why bisexuals love Stardew Valley21:50 Why gay people love The Last of Us24:06 Why gay people love Pokémon26:14 Why gay people love Slide (the playground game)Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWarsDweeb Wars is a show where two nerds go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge!Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Which Fast Food Chain Would Thrive on Middle Earth? | 20 Jan 2025 | 00:34:32 | |
The story of the Lord of the Rings would be veryyyyy different if they had McDonalds everywhere. Today, we discuss which fast food franchise would thrive in Middle Earth based on the political, environmental, and economic realities of JRR Tolkein's fantastical fantasy worlds. Hobbits gotta eat! Special Guest: Eric Wiegand Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWarsDweeb Wars is a show where two nerds go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge!Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkgSpecial Guest: DJ Daughtry Jr! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dweebwars/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DweebWarsDweeb Wars is a show where two nerds go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge!Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Rating Survivor Player's Fashion | 13 Jan 2025 | 00:44:00 | |
Girl, we need to talk fashion. No one seems to want to talk about the lewks of the islanders on Survivor and WE are here to fix that. From categories such as "Most Dramatic Shoe" to "Best Found Fashion" we are here to read the survivor dolls up and down. Special Guest: DJ Daughtry Jr! Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Which Dance Mom Would Win the Triwizard Tournament? ft. Amy Ordman | 06 Jan 2025 | 00:32:55 | |
Abby, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire!? Today, Amy Ordman joins us to discuss which Dance Mom of the Lifetime show, Dance Moms, would win the Triwizard Tournament. Is it the sleuthing and manipulative Melissa? Or the fiery and fierce Jill? Or perhaps even the composed and level-headed Holly. Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge!Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Miss Dweebmerica 2024 | 30 Dec 2024 | 00:32:43 | |
Today we come together for our first Dweeb Peace, a time of solidarity and friendship, to discuss who we think are the Queens of 2024.Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge!Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Who is Lady Gaga's Main on Super Smash? | 23 Dec 2024 | 00:32:56 | |
Lady Gaga and Super Smash Brothers...two of this world's greatest titans. Has Gaga ever played the game, and if so...which character's powers did she wield? We break down the FACTS for you... Special Guest: No.ah ! Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Who is the Gayest Animal Crossing Character? | 16 Dec 2024 | 00:51:12 | |
Diva, we need to know. WHO is the gayest Animal Crossing villager?! Today, we dive into the histories, romances, personalities, and mysteries of our top contenders for gayest AC character. Special Guest: Maren! Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||
| Where on the World Map is Club Penguin Island? | 16 Dec 2024 | 00:38:38 | |
Where in the world is Club Penguin Island? Today, we dive into the facts to give our best guesses as to the precise latitude and longitude of the island that we spent so many hours on throughout the years. Is the island in Antarctica as popular opinion would tell you, or is the true answer a little more complex... Special Guest: Macy Atkinson! Dweeb Wars is a show where two nerds go head to head in debates to solve life's dweebiest questions. At the end of each episode, an expert in the field awards a Toxic Heavy Medal to one dweeb. At the end of the season, the dweeb with the most medals wins the coveted title of Head Dweeb in Charge! Check out our D&D live stream: https://www.youtube.com/@UCuaH0p-3cTJRuMy86ff_qkg | |||