Hey have you met Ted?

Good god there’s creature aboard

Oh god we can’t stop singing

Hey listeners! Welcome to the fourth wall break joke in the description, but let’s be real here you’re not even gonna read this. Just press play and go back to scrolling through your Twitter while we make bad commentary!

Welcome to the Midwest, we have all large plant life and empty churches you could ever hope for! We hope your stay is pleasant for the duration of your trip you spend as yourself before our field entity possesses you :)))

Friday the 13th....in space!

Join us this week in the Gulag as we review the two most recent muppet films!

Oh good, you’re awake, here’s a gun you gotta kill this girl! While you’re aiming would you like to listen to us discuss an anime for an hour?

Good news! We have a new delivery scheduled for you listeners, it’s our most recent episode on the adult animation classic: Futurama!

Join us this week as we discuss season 2 of Naruto Shippuden, Yamato is added to the anime husband roster, we actually do like Sai despite initial thoughts, and Naruto goes ape shit

Oh! A listener!! It’s so nice to smurf you! We were just smurfing about the smurftastic movie franchise: The Smurf’s! Won’t you give it a smurfsen?

Join us this week as we get a little crazy 🤪 continuing our AHS season reviews

Hello listeners and welcome to the city! This is where we’re going to go shopping and have brunch.... and get arrested for sex crimes.. Listen along as we discuss the two movies made to wrap up the hit HBO vehicle Sex and the City.

Ah fuck here we go again

Join us this week as we talk about the Netflix original We Can Be Heroes, the sort of sequel to The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Welcome contestants to the recording! This week’s talent is bad attempts at commentary and the dawning realization that you are no longer hip!

Hello and welcome to the Hotel Binch! We hope your room is satisfactory because it’ll be the only place you can stay for the rest of your afterlife. Please help yourselves to our in house entertain and enjoy your stay.

We’re back with another pass at regionals with everybody’s favorite high school glee club! It’s another year of songs and heartbreak and too much twink nonsense that is discussed in this episode.

Good morning new immortals and welcome to the newest episode of the podcast!

Welcome baby!! This week our totally groovy podcast is covering the classic spy parody movie series!!

Hello everybody and welcome to the final episode of our Naruto month! We’re going easy on everyone and taking things slow from here on out so join us as we discuss the kazekage rescue arc of Naruto: Shippuden!

Welcome back to our final Naruto movie episode! Sit back and listen as we take a tour across many lands of the Naruto universe and prevent a coup along the way!

Welcome back everybody to our second episode in naruto month, we’re talking about naruto’s full metal alchemist rip off and wielding swords!! Come along!

Welcome to week one of Naruto month!! This week we discuss the first movie of the Naruto franchise!

Oh shit its wolverine!!!

Welcome back listeners to our grand finale to the original Naruto anime! We’ve finished 300 episodes just for you, that’s our ninja way!

Hello listeners, hope you’re ready to leave dear dogville and hunter some motherfucking vampires!!!

Welcome all mortals to our episode discussing the new Netflix original all about Greek gods and their messy family trees!

Suit up listeners and prepared to get swallowed by the podcast because were talking about Dragon Pilot this week for our anime month!

Happy New Years listeners! We’re starting the year off with our first episode of a month of anime with Cannon Busters, Netflix’s original anime and pacing nightmare.

Donkeys, leprechauns, and frost spirits oh my! Welcome to our final Rankin-Bassmas episode, and our final episode of the year! This episode discusses a collection of the more..... interesting Christmas specials made by our favorite animators!

Welcome back and happy birthday! This week we discuss a Rankin-Bass all star, Frosty the Snowman!

Welcome back for the second installment of Rankin-Bassmas! This week we discuss the story of how Santa came to be!

Merry Bassmas and a Rankin New Year! We begin our December line up with a classic stop motion tv special and it’s very late animated sequel!

Come on in, we’re open! This week we’re discussing a fan favorite adult animation- Bob’s Burgers!

Holy fuck it’s lizard mom

Welcome back benders and nonbenders alike! This week we are discussing the sequel series to Avatar the Last Airbender with returning guest and friend of the podcast Marilyn!

Keep your hand and feet inside the podcast at all times and enjoy your ride through our first ever listener requested episode! This audio track will take you on an exciting adventure of modern and prehistoric events!

Join us this week as we review the infamous Twilight Saga. This week we are requesting donations to the Northwest Community Bail Fund @ https://www.nwcombailfund.org/

Happy Halloween listeners! Welcome to the first inaugural Binchcon, we only have one panel right now and we’re going to be talking about a bad movie and just that bad movie only! We ask that all donations for this week go to the Philadelphia Bail Fund at https://www.phillybailfund.org/

Listeners beware you’re in for a scare! Or like, at least a laugh. This week we relay to you and each other the entirety of the first season of the classic goosebumps tv series!

Welcome students to the DWMA (Dumb Weapon and Meister Academy) in our introductory course we’re going to discuss the quintessential Halloween anime Soul Eater! We ask all donations this week to go to the George Floyd Memorial Fund at https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd?fbclid=IwAR342hEyNUlpvaJbtbm0qgLiXUmURvaq845KXTlvIjQtgm5207WIjwimsf0

Good evening listeners welcome to the show. This week we are discussing the cult classic movie adaptation of the smash hit show of the same name!

Uh oh folks! The vampires are out and they’re shooting guns!! Listen along this week as we discuss Underworld and experience emotions!

Good evening dear listener, join us in our regular and not evil at all castle as we discuss the FX show about modern day vampires that are stuck in the past!

Put away your torches and throw out your pitchforks, for the classic tale of man’s inability to play god gets overtly religious! This week we discuss I, Frankenstein and consistently lose our minds. We ask that donations this week go to the NAACP Legal Defense Fund at https://act.naacpldf.org//o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.65709166.1527893622.1600470671-535411813.1600470671

Oh Jesus they’re on the plane!!!!

Put on your comically large cartoon nerd glasses and sit back and join us into our journey through 1994’s Jim Carrey classic, The Mask! We ask that donations this week go to the National Black Disability Coalition at http://www.blackdisability.org

Welcome to world history class, today we’re discussing the greatest hero of WWII who singlehandedly ended the war and who saved us from a pandemic! Buckle in class because this movies is a wild ride. We ask that donations this week go to support protesters in the UK here at: https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/hajra-khan-2

Uh oh everybody! It’s election season and you know what that means; satanic rituals intended to create werewolves!!! Come join us in our ride along with officer Wolfcop as we investigate cult crimes! We ask that and donations this week go to the Bay Area ARC Bail Fund at: https://rally.org/covers/3YdX1E8gE2A