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Disenchanted Blankets21 Feb 202501:09:44

After a week off of premier league action we return with Liverpool showing signs of fatigue with 3 games in 7 days, appearing to open the door for an exciting Arsenal chase.  Elsewhere the Champions League new and improved knock-outs into the knock-outs(?) finished and we anxiously await the draw for the round of 16 so the real business can resume. Apart from City, England still boast 6 of their 7 European representatives, and boy does that feel good to say.  Especially with their new man opening his account in a big way at the weekend against Newcastle.  We talk about the relegation stinker between Spurs and United and the resurgence of Everton.  Forest are felled by Fulham, and Brighton embarrass Chelsea, hear all this and more on the latest episode!  

The Big Red Wave07 Feb 202501:06:18

With big wins from Liverpool, Arsenal, and Forest, the red wave of goals at the end of the weekend was 14-1 in the red teams at the top of the table's favor.  Everton continues their revival under Moyes, and keep them hot on the heels of Spurs and United.  A big win for Wolves keep them at bay of the chasing relegation battle but just barely.  Off the field the action is just as fiery, as Rashford takes Amorim's words and runs, Crawley Town gives a lifetime ban to a fan thanks to supporters help, and the NWSL creates a fund to help the victims of coaching assault cases from the 2021 trial.   On the weekend eve of the second biggest sporting event of the year, we dive in deep to the real football and leave the other to it's commercial focused sport. So grab a cold beverage and join us for this week's episode.  

Absolute Coote15 Nov 202401:08:05

This week we begin with the bombshell new of David Coote's rant and Drug use... or "I told you so" moment if you have supported Liverpool over the years. We discuss what we think will come of the Coote's Snoot antics and what repercussions it will have on the PGMOL.  We dive into the Women's Champions League round, the slanted pitches up North, and some Match Week 11 stats compared to previous years.  All that is just the foundation for the actual action on the pitch, in which City and Pep have now dropped four in a row, and Arteta winds up on the floor after throwing his pacifier out of the crib.  Kelly forgets about a bicycle kick, which tells you how much action took place. Maybe that, or maybe it was because she had to stomach the complement she paid to Pickford's 6 save shut out.  As always, watch the video version via Patreon!

Cities vs Uniteds28 Oct 202201:18:04

Stevie G is gone and Liverpool lose to City but Kelly and Gordon still show up and have a good time.  In a weekend of wild score-lines there's plenty to discuss.  Are Newcastle a real threat? Are Leicester out of the danger?  Are Liverpool in danger? Can Arsenal hold off the second gear City?  Have a drink with us and ponder the biggest questions surrounding the season so far. 

Patty Bamford and the Grunge Revolution21 Oct 202201:10:49

First off, let me apologize for the quality here, some bonehead forgot to turn the mics on and the recording defaulted to the laptop mics instead.  If you make it to the end, we LOVE you!  Anyways, the grunge look may be fashionably dead but it did not stop Patrick Bamford from sporting the look of a high school adolescent who hates authority and just lost his first girlfriend.  He then completed the look and basically said F*ck organized sports, and missed his penalty.  On the other side of the spectrum, Jurgen Klopp got so passionate about sports that he was called was called xenophobic by the rich kids at Man City, "assaulted" a ref, was given his marching orders, and beat City and West Ham all in one week.  With so much to talk about, it was tough keeping this one close to an hour.  Again, apologies for the mic mishap... It won't happen again.   

Pep Giving Out Seasonal Depression Days 14 Oct 202201:08:33

In a massive contrast from last week Kelly and Gordon start the pod with hot chocolates from Dunkin to combat the first cold rainy day of the fall season... the Dunkin slogan must only pertain to their coffee because this was basically a sedative to the lively pod from last week.  Regardless, we touch on the UCL incidents and games, some potential court time for Ronaldo, the Liverpool vs City game, and all the action from last week.  Our love for Jesus sways, our passion for Leno and Henderson burns bright, and the Cherry's renascence is in full effect.  So crack open some "Fun Juice" as Kelly calls it and join us. 

Too Drunk Too Fast: Gerrard to Kiss Coutinho07 Oct 202201:13:56

It's FRIDAY baby, and you have earned a beer or three with us this week! A manager was fired, but to Kelly's disappointment, it wasn't Brendan Rodgers.  Bruno and Wolves part ways after their lost to West Ham at the weekend drops them into the relegation zone.  Three hat-tricks and three red cards grace the weekend, and Kelly and Gordon pay dearly for it.  Three shots and beers to boot cause all sorts of mayhem this week, to the hosts, to the script, and to the weekend prediction.  One in which Kelly not only predicts the score line of the Forest Villa game, but also an on field display of passion.  Also below is the full read out of Graham's history piece.  Check it out! 
 Midlands Derby – Well actually Villa is located in the West Midlands and as a district inside the city of Birmingham you would think that their natural rival would be Birmingham City but
actually their biggest rivalry of all seems to be with West Bromwich Albion. On the other hand
Nottingham Forest identify themselves as an East Midlands team and their biggest rivalry is
with Derby County, Leicester and obviously their next door neighbors Notts County whose
home ground is actually less than 300 yards away from their own City Ground. Which happens to be the shortest distance between two English professional teams. 
 So how about the rivalry between the Aston Martin race car and the Raleigh Bicycle. I have
always assumed that Aston Martin cars were constructed in the midlands but it turns out that
the Aston in Aston Martin refers to a testing track on Aston Hill which is located closer to
London than Birmingham… Shows how little I know about history although I am correct
regarding Nottingham and the Raleigh Bicycle. I understand that during the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s
ninety-five percent of bicycles sold in the US originated in Nottingham. 
 So why did I get excited when I first saw this fixture for this weekend? Well for me I was most
active as a football fan during the late 70’s and early 80’s when English sides dominated Europe.
The Big Four of the day were Forest, Villa, Leeds and Liverpool. You could argue that they were
the Big Four in Europe and not just England. In the eleven seasons from 74/75 through 84/85
those four English sides made it to nine European Cup (Champions League) finals which
included back to back winners Forest in 1979 & 80 and Villa 1982. Leeds were beaten finalist in
’75 Liverpool made up the other 5 final appearances’ winning 4 and losing just the one.
Both Villa and Forest have also won the European Super Cup – Forest twice and Villa once a feat
that not many English teams can claim.
 Forest has won the English League once and the FA Cup twice to go along with their two
European Championships while Villa have been crowned English League champions on 7
occasions to add to their 7 FA Cups trophies so between them there has been quite a haul of
silverware.
So I was a little surprised and even disappointed that there was not a juicier back story to come
out of this particular fixture although on September 11 th 2016 Aston Villa tied 2-2 with
Nottingham Forest in the Championship, the second tier of English football and what was
special about this particular game? Well it was the very first time that two former European
Champions have met in a second tier league game anywhere in Europe and even though they
played each other a further five times in the EFL Championship they are still the only two
former European Champions to have played against each other EVER in the second tier.

Shootout at the OK Corral EPL Version30 Sep 202201:29:31

Kelly and Gordon are joined by Arsenal faithful Aaron and Spurs fanatic Gio in this epic showdown of who can make the funnier comment.  FINALLY the episode isn't all about Liverpool, although Gordon tries his hardest to steer the conversation back that way.  Since there were no EPL games to speak of the gang focuses on the upcoming North London Derby, which is looking tasty in recent weeks with the form both teams are in.  They also touch on the depressing displays during international break.  Join us for a fun conversation, this one gets rowdy. 

The Return of the Prodigal (Heung-min) Son23 Sep 202200:50:27

The Queen returns... well our Queen, not THEE Queen.  Kelly is back from vacation and is ready to tackle the short week... well sort of. Vacation brain is a real thing, but luckily Gordon has no life and dedicates his void to keeping the podcast on track.  The only thing that's missing in this one is the goalie mentions, but that's literally because we lost audio for that portion... sorry Kelly,  I promise it was not on purpose. Anyways, relive Son's redemption off the bench, Adam Lallana's 30 seconds at the helm, and a few good flicks.   

Dead Queens & Club Nicknames: A Short History Lesson16 Sep 202200:32:55

Gordon is alone again as Kelly explores the wilderness of the American Southwest, and since there was no football to discuss, since that old rich lady croaked, there was no point to call her into action.  In lieu of football action, we decided to bring you a long version of a Kelly's Shot Glass History segment and a short version of the pod.  This one is for our loyal listeners so your earholes don't forget the sweet sound of the DITBox pod.    

MitroFished09 Sep 202201:25:42

In a weekend crammed with footballing action between the EPL and the European competitions, Gordon gets jealous and adds his own segment into the schedule.  After a 2 week with 50 goals, we get a single weekend with 32!  Kelly and Gordon also discuss the sacking if our second manager and take an in-depth look into the crazy managerial carousel at Chelsea.  Grab your shot glass as we toast America's first RED of the season coming courtesy of Cheese Head, Jesse Marsch.  FYI between recording and releasing Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II has passed.   As the Commonwealth of the United Kingdom mourns the death of the beloved ruler, EPL games are most likely postponed.  As of 12am CST there is still no official word but follow our socials for updates.  Long live the Queen, and God save the King.  Pouring a cold one out for you QE2. 

Live Post Game Beheading02 Sep 202201:33:57

The prodigal daughter has returned and she's bringing booze!  Kelly hops on/off the wagon (depending on how you look at it) and rejoins the podcast.  Thank god too, because it is an ear full! 20 games, 50 goals, 1 manager sacking, and, of course, a RED CARD SHOT! Join us as we break down, or attempt to anyways, match week 4 and 5, a crazy transfer deadline day, and all the happenings between.  Come for Kelly's return, stay for the EPL action. 

I Didn't Say Tricky Trees, But I Did Say Tedbits26 Aug 202200:39:49

This week Kelly and Gordon... oh wait no! Only Gordon.  Crushed by the weight of the Liverpool loss to Manchester United, Kelly has left the podcast.  Just Kidding, but it is just Gordon on this one.  Super sorry for putting you through this cringefest of a solo podcast.  In this episode I do my best to break down week 3 in all it's chaotic glory.  From the Oil Derby to the American Revolution to United making Liverpool look like United. 

Stay Humble Mary Poppins08 Nov 202401:18:43

We didn't git the 30 goal threshold this weekend but we were treated with a weekend full of beauts.  From Harry Wilson's Burt the Chimney Sweep's flick that inspired a very very late comeback, to Isak jumping into the stratosphere to put the Magpies ahead early we saw it all.  The EPL action was also squeezed nicely between Carabao and European action to make us wonder what we ever do when the season ends.  Despite hardly having a breather, plenty happened off the pitch, Kudus suspension was extended, Mendy got a fat pay check, and the Women's game is once again shadowed by the Men's.  So come on out of your "Dark Place" Bernardo and crack open a cold one with friends to discuss the wild wins and losses from Match Week 10 and Champions League week 4. As always, you can find our video versions on American Scouser's Patreon page!

David Moyes Memorial Relegation Zone19 Aug 202201:28:06

A weekend of goals, Red card, VAR, bald refs, coach fights, and angry Ronaldo's.  The Prem in all it's glory.  Gordon takes 3 straight pulls from the Jame-o this week for the angry sideline dad fight and Darwin Nunez's introduction to scrappy EPL defending.  We discuss the Arsenal surge, the City stroll, the Liverpool struggle, the Battle of the Bridge, and the collapse of Manchester United.  We really could have had an episode on each.  It's not fair to have all that action squeezed into one week.  God, imagine not liking football.  Join us on this epic weekend recap!

Pretzel Leg12 Aug 202201:15:42

In this episode Kelly and Gordon take a ride into the goalkeeping in Week 1 of the new EPL season. Kelly starts a new segment on history and Gordon analyzes what results are blips and which are real concerns.  We couldn't leave out all the spicy manager comments and also a bit of banter for a few Premier League-esque events (looking at you Jordan Pickford and Harry Maguire).     

Brazilian Coach's Nightmare05 Aug 202201:17:07

WE'RE BACK! And just as drunk as ever.  We dusted the mics off and decided you hadn't heard enough of us just yet.  Strap in because this is the episode where we look ahead to the start of a brand new season.  It's like Christmas eve for hooligans.  A magical and wonderful time where the possibilities are endless and the dreams are unreasonable (looking at you Spurs).  Grab your favorite drink, and join us as we embark on the latest journey. 

Pour One Out for Steve Bruce15 Oct 202101:25:39

We come to you remotely this weekend for logistical reasons but the episode does not lack substance.  Newcastle United win their appeal and become the world's richest club overnight.  Kelly and I breakdown all the angles and try to paint a picture of the situation for you.  

Crispy Mo08 Oct 202101:16:19
STILL exhausted from Sunday's Liverpool vs City match-up.  What a match we witnessed. We also saw United drop points, Chelsea get saved by a dubious VAR red card, and the other team in the top 6, Brighton drop points at home to Arsenal.  AND after only 7 games, we witnessed our first manager sacking.  Watford may not be any good at Premier League football, but boy are they good at firing managers.  Claudio Ranieri will be their 13th manager since the new owners took the helm in 2012.  Get your last squeeze of new before the international break! 

Toe Tootally01 Oct 202100:57:32

Another weekend passes and another weekend where Kelly predicts one score and Gordon another and the score that they don't go with ends up being the result. Liverpool do in fact drop points in a neutral fan's wet dream of a match, the North London Derby is painted in a deep deep red, and the City v Chelsea match we came to love from last season failed to spark.  Only one team remains unbeaten, but SIX remain without a win.  VAR also goes back to being involved but not show-stealing.  We also curb our enthusiasm for Sheriff after learning a little bit more about the club and discuss the Champions League.  

The Return of Darth VARdar24 Sep 202101:07:41

We lasted four weeks, pleasantly oblivious to the horrors about to rear it's ugly head in week five.  VAR has awoken from it's slumber and given us a weekend of talking points.  From the Ronaldo snub (or double snub according to him), to the Brighton vs Leicester game, Kelly and I try to break down the weekend's action.  We also delve into the first day of the third round of the Carabao Cup.  Come to the dark side, crack open a cold drink, and join the conversation.   

Lukakaldo17 Sep 202101:14:52

No, it's not a dirty word, unless watching two superstars set the fourth weekend in the premier league alight gets you off.  In this episode we jam pack the content because we witnessed the first matchday of the Champions league.  It's Christmas #2 on the calendar, and boy were we spoiled.  A 9 goal thriller in Manchester, a 5 goal thriller in Liverpool, and Sherriff finishing top of their group after match week one a top of Real and Inter Milan.  To top the Football Sundae we finish the episode off with re-welcoming Ronaldo back with two goals, and Lukaku matching his tally.  

A Brazilian FU10 Sep 202101:01:05

International breaks can be a tad boring, especially on the heels of an exciting summer tournament.  Feels like we've barely gotten our feet wet in the new EPL season when we are forced to watch chop-shopped International teams square off for World Cup Qualifiers.  Well we've tried to make the down week a little bit better for you by talking through some of the week's biggest headlines, and ending with testing our knowledge.  Play along and see how you do!

Gooners Goners?03 Sep 202101:28:02

Spurs undefeated, without conceding a goal sit a top on the Prem after week three. Bitter rivals, Arsenal sit at the bottom, 0 points and 0 goals scored.  For Gunner fans, it must be like waking up in some desolate dystopian world, unfortunately, it's reality.  But we'd rather get the true feelings of the faithful then read about it in the papers.  That's why we bring in Aaron as a guest host!  Aaron played college ball with Kelly and I, and has been an Arsenal supporter since the early 90s.  He gives us the straight shot and sets us right with how he feels the season has shaped up so far for the red and white of London.  This was a fun one, so open a few beers and spend your international break with us!

Circus Keeps On Rolling01 Nov 202401:08:31

With the big news that United have parted ways with a man they just extended in the summer, we couldn't miss the opportunity to bash away.  We also discuss the drama of men not getting an award and throwing a fit, and the return of Arsene Wenger from the grave, just in time for Halloween.  We do eventually get into the action of the weekend, which was chalk-full of very late, game deciding goals (6 in total, all of which affected points totals).  From the lonely, bubble laden, stare of Ten Hag, to the Beto goal eruption, we cover it all.  Palmer comes up big for Chelsea, and Salah delivers the good to save Liverpool, who could ask for more?

OHH BABY!!!27 Aug 202100:35:08

We are back, and this time, Gordon remembered to turn the mics on!  We welcome a special guest to this pod, or rather I couldn't get out of baby sitting this week and my son joins us.  But between the random coos, Kelly and I dive into week two of the premiership where we witnessed more great goals and more tough tackles.  We discuss Harry Kane "deciding" he was staying, Nuno's honeymoon revolution, and Ronaldo's possible return to the EPL.  

There Be Goals In Them Hills20 Aug 202100:50:46

Wow.  I could have literally stopped typing there and it would have sufficed for the ACTION packed opening weekend we witnessed. From the New Bees victory involving the old man crying, the amazing goals across the league, to a Kane-less Tottenham win.  But boy oh boy the fans really made the weekend.  Relive the action with our pod this week as we try to condense all of that in an hour.  *Takes a deep breath*  It's good to be back! (Pardon the sound quality, I forgot to change the input to our mics so it records from our laptop mics -Gordon) 

The New Bees13 Aug 202101:01:43

After a summer filled with international tournaments, it's finally time to get back to our beloved Prem.  The beginning of a new season always brings hope and excitement and this one is no different.  Kelly and Gordon introduce the new boys in the league and spew out our predictions.  Of course, we also touch on Messi too.... Crack open a cold one, get comfy, and dream about all that is ahead of us in the 2021/22  with us!

Power Outage06 Aug 202100:58:10

We're back and better than ever... or so we had planned.  Not talking about the beautiful game for two month has got us dusting off the old podcasting cobwebs.  Never fear though, we pack this return episode chalk-full of DITBox staples.  Mispronunciations, alcohol, Messi saga, VAR, and our favorite lovable loaf, Naughty Wayne Rooney.  Wind down from internationals, and gear up for the Community Shield!  Season 3, here we go! 

A Drunken Review28 May 202101:08:42

That's a wrap folks! On a crazy championship Sunday which saw three different combinations of top four finishers, Kelly and Gordon reflect on what the season.  It's hard to believe that this was only one season, as it has felt like a two year slug through COVID.  As fans returned on the final day, the ESL all but dead, a united front against Social Media racism, we can only look forward with great anticipation to next season!  May Normalcy return! Before that though, we sit down and give our best and worst moments, teams, and players of 2020/21!  
Grab a cold drink and relax, laugh with us, cry with us, and relive our favorite memories.  

Krafth Mac & Cheese21 May 202101:01:57

A weekend of make-up games and week 37 lead to some incredible results.  The top 4 battle has hit the boiling point, and the goals were flying in.  We discuss the promotional play-offs, the FA Cup final, VAR to the max, and, sadly the retirement of Roy Hodgson.  As we set the stage for one of the most incredible final day top 4 battles of all time, pull up a chair, open a beer and join us as we try our best to contain our excitement. 

A Game of 4D Chess14 May 202101:31:27

Best week ever?  If it wasn't then it was surely in the top five weekends of all time EPL history.  So many story-lines, so many results, we were simply overflowing with content in this episode.  Tuchel vs Pep has  hit an all-time tension point, just in time for the Champions League final *rubs hands and licks lips*.  We saw a few goal of the season candidates and more than a handful of 85+ min goals.  Man City were eventually crowned champions, Big Sam got relegated for the first time in his career, Fulham join Sheffield and West Brom, and the 4th place battle is at a boiling point.  Strap in, this one is a wild ride.  

Chris or Johnny07 May 202101:15:01

Ok so yet another podcast is named after a name Kelly butchered, but this time I don't catch it and let's her run with it all podcast long.  Besides that, we talk Champions and Europa Leagues, what fans are demanding from ESL owners, and the HUGE event that unfolded before the eventual postponement of Man Utd vs Liverpool.  We dive into what the players must be feeling because I felt that no one cared about them.  We also get into the red cards, the old men scoring, and have a breakdown in the middle of the pod.  Tune in and have a laugh, this one gets silly.  

Thierry On Three30 Apr 202101:04:56

Well the mics have been sorted and the ESL has been put to bed (for now), time to return to business.  Unfortunately, the business this week was lacking a bit, and even the Carabao Cup Final failed to measure up to expectations.  However two men stood alone atop this week's episode, Thierry Henry, mentioned in three separate happenings, and Chris Wood who scored himself a beaut of a first half hatty.  We tip our hats to those men, have a drink for the goalie who scored in Scotland, and dig into who's going up and who's going down across England.  

Super Shit Show23 Apr 202101:37:33

Stop the presses! Wait, start them again.  In 72 hours the 12 teams the announced they were forming a breakaway league caused the biggest hell fire on Twiiter.  Both Kelly and I were GLUED to the updates, the memes, the rants, the confused fans.  We did our homework with the intention of breaking this league down so the masses could understand what was going on and how this league was going to affect the footballing world.  Fortunately for the world, unfortunately for our note taking, it all collapsed before we could record.  So this episode was dedicated the what happened in those fever-dream hours and what is to come.  We also welcome a special guest to talk us through what the communities closest to these clubs would be feeling.  Welcome to the SHIT SHOW!

The Red Episode: Spit, Shove, & Thumb25 Oct 202401:28:30

Week 8 action brought us tantalizingly close to the 7th week with 30 or more goals but fell short by one.  There were a few goals chalked off and one missed PK so maybe that did it.  We did, however, see 5 red cards, which means we paid for it in drinks.  This week we break down the scrappy Liverpool vs Chelsea fixture, Bournemouth collect a tough three points, and the meltdown at Tottenham.  Can't forget Champions League either, or Pulisic's Olimpico goal. We question Southampton's existence, and get an update on Tuanzebe's thumb.  Join us with a heavy pour as we discuss the red laced weekend! 

Eddie C & The Bye Week Blades16 Apr 202101:26:57

WHHHAATTT?  It's crazier than VAR last weekend! That's right. we put an end to virtual pods!  We are once again in person.  This is the first time since the move that Kelly and I have hung out so we ramble a bit in the beginning but normal services resume.  We discuss the ongoing battle against racism, Mourinho vs Ole & son, and Leeds' epic display against the champions elect.   There was so much to talk about and we had so much energy that I decided to leave this one as unedited as possible.  It felt right to keep this one as authentic as possible to feel the difference the distance made! I hope you enjoy as much as we did. 

Cardboard Beta Fish09 Apr 202101:20:25

The RPL returned in blistering fashion. Many of us thought we'd see some sluggish football last weekend as the players returned from their grueling International Break travel.  We were dead wrong.  In typical DITBox manner, we do our best to wrangle a weekend in which every game vied for the most entertaining encounter, and every goal seemed to be better and more significant to the last.  God, we do love the run down of the league.  With 8 games remaining there is still soooo much to play for.  We also discuss Halaand's future again, as he plays hard to get in Spain, and Kelly recants her epic visit to The Great British Food Company in Colorado Springs.    Crack open a cold one and relive the action with us!

Intl' Cringe Alert02 Apr 202101:16:00

Ah yes,  International Break... a nice breath of fresh air but a longing for meaningful EPL games.  In this episode we switch gears and dig into world cup qualifiers.  No one is safe from Kelly butchering names and countries in this episode, so we apologize to all our listeners in advance.  If you love when she does this, this episode it for you! Despite the pronunciations, we talk about WC 2022, international protests, and some old guys we've missed recently.   

Not the Insurance Company26 Mar 202101:18:48

We are back but back down to two.  With Marissa leaving and taking the majority of the weekend's games with her, we are left with 4 to discuss.  But MAN what an incredible weekend we were treated to.  We decided to do things a bit differently and talk about the games individually. The own goals continued, as well as the golazos.  We also get into some HUGE topics surround the women's game, as well as the youth programs.  Don't forget about the FA Cup Quarters, especially if you're a Southampton fan, boy was that win needed.  In review, despite only having 4 games, we still managed to find plenty of action to dig into.  

Own Goals & Candlelight Notes19 Mar 202101:05:54

Start your weekend with one of the funniest people we know! Marissa joins us and steals the show with her one-liners, from Rashford to John Terry, no one is safe.  We discuss Chris Wilder leaving, Everton bombing, and Rui Patricio's horrific injury.  In doing so, we talk about how the flags need to go up immediately, concussion protocol, and watching Raul Jimenez watching from the stands.  

Lingard the Golden Retriever12 Mar 202101:34:59

Champions League is back and 4 teams have booked their place into the quarters.  Beside the big competition, the Premier League served up a real treat.  Liverpool dropped their 6th game at home, Man Utd actually scored against a big 6 squad, and the relegation battle is starting to heat up.  Kelly and Gordon spill their emotions on Liverpool, Jurgen Klopp, and Steven Gerrard.  They also get mad at all the other teams too so win-win right.  

Christian Bale's Cousin & Scandal Week05 Mar 202101:27:51

VAR had a hand... angry pun intended... yet again in this week's matches. But no one had more of an impact than Lee Mason as he blew the whistle for a free kick and then decided he wasn't ready yet.  On top of all the controversy in the games, we touched on the massive headlines throughout the footballing world.  Trot the globe with us as we visit LeBron taking on Zlatan, China, as they decide the defending champions should just quit while they're ahead, Schalke, as they participate in their own version of The Bachelor, Spain, where social media scandals take the global headlines, and into the basements of Serbian stadiums where hooligans get decapitated. Man what an episode. You are DEFINITELY going to require a beer for this one. 

Coffee Grounds & F*** You Money26 Feb 202101:14:27

Sad weekend for Liverpool fans actually turned out to be a fantastic weekend for neutrals. So unfortunately, we have to suck up the misery and engage in our excitement for the other matches.  Rashford having a great match, Leicester turning it on, West Ham opening up a can of you-know-what on Jose courtesy of an ex-employee.  We also get into some European talk and touch on Tuchel for his, less than gentle reaction to Hudson-Odoi.  Crack a beer or three and start your weekend off right, 16 games are ahead!

Freight Train Headers19 Feb 202101:28:49

Back with a bang! Champions League action started up again mid-week as we discuss game week 24 and the first legs in the round of 16.  We rave over Gundogan (again) and David Moyes's high-flying Hammers.  I wouldn't be a DITBox week if we didn't go a little off the rails and talk about a self-created conspiracy in which last week's windmill wiener celebration has paved the way for hugs and high fives.  Join us for all the goals, all the laughs, and all the stuck ambulances, on this week's PACKED episode.  

Dead Legs & Windmill Weiners12 Feb 202101:33:03

In a weekend that was finally normal, Man City strengthened their grip on the title.  We unfortunately have to begin with online abuse of players and refs in recent weeks, but end on positive notes as we relive the action from a very important weekend in the season.  Grab a Truly with Kelly and join us! Oh yeah, don't forget the most unique goal cele of all time. 

Toilet Bowl Games & Snake Daddies18 Oct 202401:11:23

International break has finished but without any Premier League action, we turn to the headlines to carry the show.  From Arsenal's Women's ruthless departure, to Grandpa Alex getting the boot, we covered the big news of the week.  Don't forget the greatest generation rolling in the graves finding the three lions appoint a German to coach the national team.  We touch on the Poch honeymoon crash and burn, as well as the rising concern of young players increasingly becoming sidelined with injuries.  Come for the football talk stay for the snake daddies, the national park, and halloween banter.  Finish the break week with a relaxing episode as we all prepare for the action to return to England this weekend.  Don't forget to catch the video version at https://www.patreon.com/americanscouser  

4.3.2.1 Red Card Blast Off!05 Feb 202101:38:03

Yessss! The drinks did flow, but can you blame us?  Three or four straight weeks of 20 games to discuss comes to a close for the time being AND we were treated with 4 red cards.  Which means 4 shots, but we decided to just drink heavily before we started recording and let the chips fall where they may.  We discuss the ups and downs of Man United and Liverpool, the resurrection  of Sheffield, and Arsenal's crazy day at the office.  We also touch on the cool new German jerseys, Messi's mega contract leak, and Neymar's wild side. 

Drinking With Zaha's New Do29 Jan 202101:19:11

Annnd we're back! Although, not as fresh as Zaha's new do.  We discuss 10 of the week's 11 games, FA Cup games, and yet another lead change at the top of the table. Man we are exhausted.  We also dabble in mid-season awards, Frank Lampard's departure, Transfers, and who Sheffield United have more wins than in January. This episode has literally EVERYTHING! Except a red card.... So crack open a cold one, and enjoy 21 again!

5 Stages of Grief & Lousy the Dwarf22 Jan 202101:07:48

Ah yes, 14 games and two FA weekends have turned our brains to mush.  Do try to follow along as we stumble our way through all the action.  Thankfully, with three different premier league leaders since we last podded, and a load of story lines, the episode carries itself without our help.  Also got to capture a very special moment which I included at the end. 

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