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Don’t Touch Anything

Dont Touch Anything

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Frequency: 1 episode/9d. Total Eps: 8

The year is 3026, two navy pilots stumble upon a time machine. Will they use it to save the universe, or bring her to ruin?

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Episode 7. Roswell

Season 1 · Episode 7

Sunday, June 21, 2026 • Duration 28:54

The ships crew head to New Mexico to investigate reports of an alien encounter.

Guest staring - Antony Taylor-Hughes as Colonel William Blanchard.

William Goldie-Galloway as Goldie the killer robot.

All original music by Alvin Marriott

With thanks to, for end credit music;

Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio - https://freesound.org/s/718830/ - License:

Attribution 4.0

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Update: Episodes 1-6 remastered + Episode 7! With Cap. Chris

Tuesday, June 16, 2026 • Duration 03:03

Join Captain Chris on the ships bridge for a quick update on Season Ones progress.

donttouchanythingpod@gmail.com

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Episode 6. Baby Hitler

Season 1 · Episode 6

Sunday, May 31, 2026 • Duration 30:20

Breaking with precedent, the ships crew attempt to change the course of World War Two.

Guest staring Professional fighter - William Goldie-Galloway - as 'Goldie' the killer robot.

Jack Brocklehurst - as Sergeant Fritz

Sean and Caylee Ward - as baby Hitler

All original music by - Alvin Marriott

Audio and Production - Alfie Wardle (LT Taylor)

Written by - Christian Taylor-Hughes (Cap Wardle)

With thanks to, for Goldie theme music;cyberpunk_metal.flac by Bertsz -- https://freesound.org/s/672783/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

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Episode 5. Titanic

Season 1 · Episode 5

Monday, May 18, 2026 • Duration 31:02

Along with their new colleague, the crew visit RMS Titanic on her maiden voyage.

Guest staring Jack Brocklehurst as Officer Lowe + Deck Steward.

All original music by Alvin Marriott.

Written by Christian Taylor-Hughes

Audio and production by Alfie Measures Wardle

End credit music, with thanks to;

Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/718830/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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Episode 4. Pompeii

Season 1 · Episode 4

Monday, May 4, 2026 • Duration 20:02

Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor travel to the ancient city of Pompeii to settle an argument, picking up a a new friend along the way.

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Christian Taylor-Hughes as Captain Wardle

Alfie Measures Wardle as Lieutenant Taylor

Original Music by - Alvin Marriott

Written by - Christian Taylor-Hughes

Production and sound by - Alfie Measures Wardle

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Episode 3. Pyramids

Season 1 · Episode 3

Sunday, April 19, 2026 • Duration 21:48

Naval pilots Wardle and Taylor travel to Ancient Egypt to discover who built the Pyramids and how.

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Episode 2. Moon Landing

Season 1 · Episode 2

Sunday, April 19, 2026 • Duration 24:45

After acquiring a functioning Time Machine, Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor travel back in time to witness the moon landings first hand.

End credit music, with thanks to;

Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/718830/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/g/18bXbi6dCj/?mibextid=wwXIfr

donttouchanythingpod@gmail.com

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Episode 1. Docking

Season 1 · Episode 1

Sunday, April 19, 2026 • Duration 19:45

While carrying out a routine delivery, Federal Navy pilots Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor discover an anomalous signal.

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