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Welcome to Don’t Jump, the Reddit Recap podcast where we unpack workplace navigation, office optics, and corporate chaos…so you don’t have to spiral alone.

This week’s theme: Time Theft. 
Is taking a bathroom break a crime? Is five minutes on Reddit “stealing”? Or is unpaid labor the real scam?

This episode, Simone and Sam get into micromanaging bosses, malicious compliance, unpaid lunches, and why humans are not robots (despite what your job thinks).

If you’ve ever eaten lunch at your desk, taken a “long” bathroom break, or side-eyed your boss for counting minutes—this one’s for you.

Clock in, log on, and don’t jump!!

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Welcome to Don’t Jump the Reddit recap podcast where we break down workplace navigation, office optics, and corporate chaos. 

This week’s theme: Promotions.Are they the glow-up we’re promised… or just a pay-bumped trap filled with extra meetings, extra stress, and extra nothing?

In this episode, Simone and Sam explore:

• The “Congrats! Here’s $4K and 2x the work” special
• Getting promoted in a career you’re not even sure you… like
• The classic panic spiral: “I just got promoted and I don’t deserve it!”
• Corporate theater, buzzwords, and meetings about meetings about meetings
• How to tell if it’s intuition or fear when deciding to take the title, negotiate, or nope out entirely

If you’ve ever wondered whether moving up actually counts as moving forward, this episode will make you laugh, think, and maybe question your job (in a healthy way).

Hit follow for more cozy, chaotic Reddit dives every week.