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| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ouroboros.Exe/Run (The Scary Tapes) | 30 Oct 2026 | 01:05:39 | |
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Ouroboros.Exe/Run" by Keely Davis.
Trigger Warnings: Cannibalism, Child Endangerment, Forced Captivity, Kidnapping, Psychological Torture
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| Nah, I'd Win (Part 5) | 26 Oct 2026 | 00:59:43 | |
Now featuring even more beans.
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| The Mirror of Harry Aalders (The Scary Tapes) | 23 Oct 2026 | 00:54:58 | |
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "The Mirror of Harry Aalders" by Ronan Clarke.
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| Our Strange Addiction | 19 Oct 2026 | 01:46:35 | |
Bob and Wade rope Mark into in their poképroblem.
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| Copper Point (The Scary Tapes) | 16 Oct 2026 | 01:17:12 | |
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Copper Point" by Chelsea Herzog.
Trigger Warnings: Animal Death, Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Mental Illness, Physical Abuse, Self-Harm/Suicide, Stalking, Victim Blaming, Violence, Cult and/or Religious Abuse
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| Bob's One Man Show (Part 2) | 12 Oct 2026 | 01:09:24 | |
For one night only (again), Bob returns to perform a one man show directed by Mark and Wade.
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| These Hollows and Rivers (The Scary Tapes) | 09 Oct 2026 | 00:59:35 | |
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "These Hallows And Rivers" by Violet J. Williams.
Trigger Warnings: Physical Abuse, Violence
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| Grilled or Fried? | 05 Oct 2026 | 01:13:28 | |
I like my Distractible episodes seared in a cast iron skillet until it gets crispy golden edges on all sides.
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| Saving Grace (The Scary Tapes) | 02 Oct 2026 | 00:55:48 | |
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Saving Grace" by Blake Bowen.
Trigger Warnings: Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Medical Torture/Abuse, Medical Procedures, Torture, Victim Blaming, and Violence.
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| The Jerker Episode | 28 Sep 2026 | 00:59:02 | |
The guys search for a happy ending to the sad times we're living in.
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| Cloth Off The Bone | 21 Sep 2026 | 00:56:00 | |
Mark and Wade play mind games with each other while Bob watches.
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| Insider Gaming | 14 Sep 2026 | 01:10:53 | |
Now that Mark has landed himself in jail, only the latest in gaming and insect technology can break him out.
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| Cincinnati Jeopardy | 07 Sep 2026 | 00:45:02 | |
Bob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever
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| Smell My Touch | 31 Aug 2026 | 01:02:11 | |
Mark hosts a game that just makes sense.
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| Would I Lie To You? | 24 Aug 2026 | 01:02:38 | |
Bob hosts a game built on lies.
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| Choose Your Own Cousin | 17 Aug 2026 | 01:15:13 | |
Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."
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| I'm Wade. I'm Bald. | 10 Aug 2026 | 00:50:34 | |
He's bald. He's Wade.
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| Please Be Nice | 03 Aug 2026 | 01:09:48 | |
Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.
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| Wade Definitely Has A Topic | 27 Jul 2026 | 01:07:53 | |
The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.
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| The Perfectest Crime | 20 Jul 2026 | 01:14:29 | |
Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.
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| Hoopst Was First? | 13 Jul 2026 | 01:03:36 | |
This game about firsts is making me firsty.
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| Unhappy Birthday | 06 Jul 2026 | 01:03:55 | |
To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.
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| Going Nuclear | 29 Jun 2026 | 01:15:41 | |
Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?
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| Markiplier Likes That? | 22 Jun 2026 | 01:03:37 | |
How well do Bald and Dad know Short?
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| Doing Too Much | 15 Jun 2026 | 01:17:22 | |
Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.
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| Burnout | 08 Jun 2026 | 01:09:57 | |
The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.
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| Hard or Soft? | 01 Jun 2026 | 01:12:10 | |
The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?
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| Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2) | 25 May 2026 | 01:04:09 | |
Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.
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| The Council Of Distractible (Part 3) | 18 May 2026 | 01:12:51 | |
Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee!
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| America vs Europe | 11 May 2026 | 01:19:17 | |
No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes.
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| Reverse Charades | 04 May 2026 | 00:57:40 | |
Quick, get flat!
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| That Sounds Bad! | 27 Apr 2026 | 00:58:07 | |
Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark.
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| Mark's One Man Show (Part 2) | 20 Apr 2026 | 01:04:35 | |
Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.
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| Anything Goes (Part 4) | 13 Apr 2026 | 01:07:56 | |
Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.
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| Oxford 3000 AND TOO | 06 Apr 2026 | 01:08:02 | |
Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.
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| That Sounds Good! | 30 Mar 2026 | 00:59:14 | |
What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...
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| Buy My Thing! | 23 Mar 2026 | 01:04:47 | |
What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?
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| Dicebreakers Too! | 16 Mar 2026 | 01:01:14 | |
Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.
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| Friday the 13th | 13 Mar 2026 | 00:51:52 | |
WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.
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| The Smell You Can Lick | 09 Mar 2026 | 01:06:31 | |
Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.
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| Best of "Guam" (Compilation) | 08 Mar 2026 | 00:23:01 | |
PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM!
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| Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation) | 07 Mar 2026 | 00:56:41 | |
If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.)
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| Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation) | 06 Mar 2026 | 01:47:36 | |
E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm!
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| How To ABCs | 06 Mar 2026 | 00:54:33 | |
Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.
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| News Flash! | 02 Mar 2026 | 00:58:42 | |
Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.
Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
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| Ghostly Moments (Compilation) | 01 Mar 2026 | 00:54:34 | |
Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark...
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| Worst Tech Issues (Compilation) | 28 Feb 2026 | 00:28:38 | |
No need adjust your computer settings, this compilation features some the most memorable moments where things went wrong in all the right ways.
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| Best of James (Compilation) | 27 Feb 2026 | 01:08:20 | |
There's baby fever floating around The Distractible Vault as we share some highlights from the last few years of Bob raising his son, James.
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| Solar System Tier List | 27 Feb 2026 | 00:57:33 | |
Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...
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| I'm A Doctor! | 23 Feb 2026 | 00:53:19 | |
Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*
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