Explore every episode of the podcast Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitch […]

The post Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through […]

The post Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into […]

The post Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping 03:48:21  Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan 09:53:23  An Arkansas Incest Police Call 16:54:03  Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event 19:07:02  Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie […]

The post Songs For The Microwaved Dog first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […]

The post Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […]

The post We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

The post Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger […]

The post M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: […]

The post Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Spotify or […]

The post Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […]

The post A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in […]

The post Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12  Introduction 02:15:12  Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20  Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19  Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17  Old White People Will Call ICE […]

The post From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:55:07  Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24  Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18  Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02  Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21  Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13  Sign […]

The post Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […]

The post Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this plus twisted news […]

The post Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:31:15  I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today 05:46:13  Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape 07:09:15  More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry 16:41:13  Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops 21:15:20  Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe 25:58:11  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:20:03  Plumber […]

The post Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:48:16  Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous 04:33:22  A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only 05:18:04  Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial 08:53:03  Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women 15:09:21  Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store – Black Irish Mafia Is After Her 25:07:14  Sign Up […]

The post Take The Pedophile Temptation Test first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:58:22  I’d Be A Rich Pervert 05:11:12  A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards 14:25:08  A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability 16:46:19  The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal 20:10:23  DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities 23:44:02  Meade Is In To Black Chicks! 28:16:03  Teacher Is Upset About The Student’s […]

The post Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:40:18  Men In Black – THe Adult Film 15:52:04  Incel Has A Position Open For Hot Slut Girlfriend 21:42:14  Teacher Caught Looking At Porn 26:07:24  Why Did God Give Your Kid Cancer? 30:16:03  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:41:07  Spring Break Ear Chomping 35:30:06  Cut Your Hair, Jesus! 38:57:14  A […]

The post That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:40:17  It’s The Death Anniversary of Fred “God Hates F*gs” Phelps 10:17:16  Incel Gamer Has Harsh Words For Women 14:00:00  Valentina Is At It Again – Congressional Candidate Shoots Immigrant Dummy 16:39:04  Another Family Values Senator Caught Pedo’ing It Up 19:40:00  An Oppresed Trans Demonologist 25:18:18  Sign Up For The […]

The post Would You Be Okay With Your Wife Having Sex With An AI Robot? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:21:02 Bathroom Design Of The 1990’s 06:17:11 Galileo2333 Has Discovered Distorted View Daily 17:00:08  Galileo’s Conspiracy Theory Regarding Mister Piss Air 19:44:06  Man Doesn’t Handle Arrest Well 27:50:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:20:21  Starbucks Boiled A Man’s Genitals 35:22:00  The End Of Poppers? Gay Men Start To Mourn 39:21:21 […]

The post A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:31:17  It’s Pi Day And Also Steak And Blowjob Day 09:06:13  Drunk Neighbor Fight 13:23:11  Who Wants To Get Deported?  15:43:04  A Zoom Custody Hearing Goes Extremely Well 22:25:22  Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:49:22  Luigi Mangione Sex Tapes – Incoming?! 29:30:18  Who’s Peeing In The Shower? 35:24:03 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […]

The post Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05  Introduction 00:24:02  Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24  Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14  The Bat Winged Demon […]

The post Halloween Family Therapy With Satan first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:23  Little Red Riding Homo 03:16:02  Hentai English Dub Vocal Work 11:13:04  Meade Weight Update 13:43:06  Jesse Lee Peterson Has Some Dumb Questions To Ask 20:32:20  Jesse Lee Peterson On The Word “Bitch” 23:18:00  Step Father Loses His Shit 27:49:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:14:07  Drunk, Drugged Up, Racist, […]

The post Let The Mountain Dew Wash The Murder Away first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:30:06 My Life is 85% Poop 07:16:08  The World Hates Target 10:48:05  MAGA Bate Popper Training Video 13:49:17  MAGA Guy Bangs Liberal Lady 15:31:23  Woman Calls Cops But Gets Arrested Herself 23:09:00  Open Mic Comedian Can’t Handle The Heckle 28:14:09  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:54:20  Dousing Your Enemy In […]

The post Aisles Of Flaming Toilet Paper – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’ve got a best of show for you this morning! Later today I’ll be back with a new episode. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

The post Mexican Shit Nuggets first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:08  Pissed Off Mom Screams At Child Playing Minecraft 05:17:14  Angry Female Gamer Vs. Her Mother 12:17:15  Racist Couple On Cam Realize They’ve Made A Huge Mistake 15:18:00  Jewish Comedian Tries Out His Palestine Chunk 19:10:18  And Now For The Islamic Viewpoint…Big Yikes 24:17:07  A Moorish Linda Finkle Hall Of […]

The post Armie Hammer’s Big Fat Fake Gay Sexperience first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:50:01  Learn Christian Miracle Magic! 09:43:06  Preacher Wants To Pop Your Balloon Knot 11:15:22  A Soverign Citizen From My Hometown Talks Gibberish 15:37:03  Crazy Woman Smears Poop On Cars 18:17:24  Meade Update 23:52:11 We Missed Fat Con 2025! It Was HUGE 27:03:22  Jewish Woman With Bg Boobs Against Anti-Semitism 28:12:01 […]

The post Vicious Rim Jobs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:35:20  I’m Your Grandpa Bear 12:43:24  Poz Load Monday! 15:38:01  A Health Conscious Bug Chaser 17:26:21  Trim Your Fingernails Before You Fist 18:46:19  Forced To Listen To Acapella On A Plane 21:43:19  Catching Your Husband Banging A Brought In A Van 26:42:02  Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:51:02  Vandalising The […]

The post A Penis You Can See From Space first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Adam And Eve! Use Promo Code “FREAK” For 50% Off!! 02:02:14  Introduction 03:47:20  Goodbye To Black History Month 05:26:02  Workplace Training Module Slur Remix 09:39:22  Slam Frank – The Ann Frank Musical For Our Generation 15:09:23  Hitting Disabled Children At School – Yay Or Nay? 18:09:14  City Council Music Singing 20:19:23 […]

The post Synchronized Monkey Urination first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Whorephange At The End Of The Street 00:25:12  Introduction 02:34:03  The Not So Nice World Of Nice Girls 16:04:16  Two Female Cops Scream At A Drunk Livestreamer 21:51:21  Cops Encourage A Father To Beat His Son 25:24:12  Racist Chat Between President Nixon And Reagan 29:16:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:26:17 […]

The post Injecting Butterfly Guts – New Way To Get High? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 04:48:18  Customer Phone Call Meltdown 07:22:16  Angry Voicemail After One Date 11:45:22  Daddy’s Emotional Abuse 14:13:05  Carrying Your Breast Tumor To Full Term 19:16:05  A Wanking Nikocado Avocado Crashes A Zoom Meeting  20:43:24  Thursday Lane Returns 25:12:04  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:44:06  Vladimir Putin In Dick Form 30:00:20  Setting […]

The post Carrying Your Breast Cancer Tumor To Full Term first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:22:01  Phone Losers of America – Drone Window Flyby 03:14:22  America: Let’s Come Together To Eliminate Trump Songs And LGBTQ Anthems 09:56:22  Street Preacher Angela Cummings Crashes An Ice Cube Concert 13:23:09  Woman Keeps Getting “Chemical’d” And Has Swollen Privates 17:30:08  Toxic Couple Fights In Front Of Child 25:16:00  Sign […]

The post A Rash Of Pussy Shavings Has One Community On Edge first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […]

The post A Four Alarm Booty Call! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:19:06  Fish Porn 05:19:06  Peeing In The Aquarium / Fish Crush 09:50:02  When You Have a Fish Fetish And Work In Fish Processing Plane 14:19:16  Mom And Daughter Cause A Sceme At Hotel 25:04:14  Jesse Lee Calls JD Vance A Beta Male 33:10:18  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 35:48:14  Denmark […]

The post How To Incorporate Fish Into Your Sex Play first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:32:18  The Calendar Is Full Of Stupid Holidays 06:11:06  The Dumbest Gameshow – The Floor 10:25:00  High School Zoom / Google Meet Classrooms Are Wild 15:32:16  In Love With a Kmart Mannequin 18:59:06  Sign Up For The Sideshow 20:20:20  Little Girl Had To Clean Up Her Milk Shits 24:09:02  Book […]

The post A Full Release Hot Air Balloon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:46:15  Remember Getting Valentine’s Day Cards In Elementary School 08:25:16  Bebop And Rocksteady – Gay Lovers In The Technodrome 12:15:22  Tonetta Is Back And Making Ass And Penis Print Shirts 14:22:09 A 4 A.M. Neighborly Freakout 16:30:06  Terror On The Cul De Sac – Former Neighbor Comes To Fight 24:40:04 […]

The post Gay Lover’s Banging In The Back Of The Technodrome first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Running a bit late. I’ll be back with a Sideshow exclusive episode later today and then of course we will end the week with a show for everyone. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Transcript:

The post Dad And Son Have The Sperm Talk first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy […]

The post Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […]

The post Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02 […]

The post Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On the Show Today: 🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running sponsorship of DV. Tim takes a moment to grieve the relationship the only way he knows how — with a Boyz II […]

The post Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Sponsor: ⁠Quantum Energy Squares⁠ — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20  Introduction 02:21:11  What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08  The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT […]

The post Blasphemous To The Future first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.Com  PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:17:09  Introduction 02:02:03  Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio 06:08:20  Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job 12:20:13  Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy 20:26:05  Parking Lot […]

The post Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go […]

The post Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:00:00  Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04  Introduction 02:07:18  Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17  What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00  Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13  Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage  15:30:04  Trans-Wheelchair User Tips And Tricks 19:48:22  Andrew Cuomo […]

The post Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer — use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Off! Promo Code Freak – Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com 00:16:07  Introduction 03:01:13  Mom Made It Through Her Surgery – BUT AT WHAT COST? RIP Diane Keaton 04:29:22  Mom’s Last Meal – KFC: Featuring A Slobbering Ghoul […]

The post Mystery of the Upper Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) Bodycam Gold: “I Work for an Alarm Company… I Don’t Have a Job” 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tay’s “Good Wood” (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: “We Love Jesus” Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Today’s hotline […]

The post Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) […]

The post Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood first appeared on Distorted View Daily.