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Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor28 Nov 202500:43:31

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitch […]

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Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily26 Nov 202500:46:06

On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through […]

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Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie05 Nov 202500:44:05

On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into […]

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Songs For The Microwaved Dog23 Apr 202500:48:08

On Today’s Show: 🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping 03:48:21  Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan 09:53:23  An Arkansas Incest Police Call 16:54:03  Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event 19:07:02  Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie […]

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Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors21 Apr 202500:48:25

On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […]

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We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW18 Apr 202500:39:57

On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […]

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Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures18 Apr 202500:42:14

On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon16 Apr 202500:48:53

Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger […]

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Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams11 Apr 202500:52:29

On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: […]

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Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted09 Apr 202500:49:25

On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Spotify or […]

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A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER07 Apr 202500:49:59

On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […]

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Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot05 Apr 202500:28:26

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in […]

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From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping03 Nov 202500:58:15

On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12  Introduction 02:15:12  Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20  Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19  Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17  Old White People Will Call ICE […]

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Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face03 Apr 202500:50:09

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:55:07  Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24  Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18  Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02  Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21  Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13  Sign […]

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Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World01 Apr 202500:32:38

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […]

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Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats31 Mar 202500:34:39

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this plus twisted news […]

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Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis28 Mar 202500:47:14

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:31:15  I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today 05:46:13  Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape 07:09:15  More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry 16:41:13  Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops 21:15:20  Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe 25:58:11  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:20:03  Plumber […]

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Take The Pedophile Temptation Test26 Mar 202500:45:55

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:48:16  Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous 04:33:22  A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only 05:18:04  Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial 08:53:03  Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women 15:09:21  Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store – Black Irish Mafia Is After Her 25:07:14  Sign Up […]

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Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine24 Mar 202500:54:29

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:58:22  I’d Be A Rich Pervert 05:11:12  A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards 14:25:08  A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability 16:46:19  The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal 20:10:23  DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities 23:44:02  Meade Is In To Black Chicks! 28:16:03  Teacher Is Upset About The Student’s […]

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That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black21 Mar 202500:48:46

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:40:18  Men In Black – THe Adult Film 15:52:04  Incel Has A Position Open For Hot Slut Girlfriend 21:42:14  Teacher Caught Looking At Porn 26:07:24  Why Did God Give Your Kid Cancer? 30:16:03  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:41:07  Spring Break Ear Chomping 35:30:06  Cut Your Hair, Jesus! 38:57:14  A […]

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Would You Be Okay With Your Wife Having Sex With An AI Robot?19 Mar 202500:47:58

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:40:17  It’s The Death Anniversary of Fred “God Hates F*gs” Phelps 10:17:16  Incel Gamer Has Harsh Words For Women 14:00:00  Valentina Is At It Again – Congressional Candidate Shoots Immigrant Dummy 16:39:04  Another Family Values Senator Caught Pedo’ing It Up 19:40:00  An Oppresed Trans Demonologist 25:18:18  Sign Up For The […]

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A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale17 Mar 202500:50:45

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:21:02 Bathroom Design Of The 1990’s 06:17:11 Galileo2333 Has Discovered Distorted View Daily 17:00:08  Galileo’s Conspiracy Theory Regarding Mister Piss Air 19:44:06  Man Doesn’t Handle Arrest Well 27:50:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:20:21  Starbucks Boiled A Man’s Genitals 35:22:00  The End Of Poppers? Gay Men Start To Mourn 39:21:21 […]

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Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up15 Mar 202500:43:46

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:31:17  It’s Pi Day And Also Steak And Blowjob Day 09:06:13  Drunk Neighbor Fight 13:23:11  Who Wants To Get Deported?  15:43:04  A Zoom Custody Hearing Goes Extremely Well 22:25:22  Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:49:22  Luigi Mangione Sex Tapes – Incoming?! 29:30:18  Who’s Peeing In The Shower? 35:24:03 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […]

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Halloween Family Therapy With Satan31 Oct 202500:53:11

On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05  Introduction 00:24:02  Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24  Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14  The Bat Winged Demon […]

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Let The Mountain Dew Wash The Murder Away13 Mar 202500:58:49

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:23  Little Red Riding Homo 03:16:02  Hentai English Dub Vocal Work 11:13:04  Meade Weight Update 13:43:06  Jesse Lee Peterson Has Some Dumb Questions To Ask 20:32:20  Jesse Lee Peterson On The Word “Bitch” 23:18:00  Step Father Loses His Shit 27:49:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:14:07  Drunk, Drugged Up, Racist, […]

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Aisles Of Flaming Toilet Paper – NEW SHOW!10 Mar 202500:45:09

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:30:06 My Life is 85% Poop 07:16:08  The World Hates Target 10:48:05  MAGA Bate Popper Training Video 13:49:17  MAGA Guy Bangs Liberal Lady 15:31:23  Woman Calls Cops But Gets Arrested Herself 23:09:00  Open Mic Comedian Can’t Handle The Heckle 28:14:09  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:54:20  Dousing Your Enemy In […]

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Mexican Shit Nuggets10 Mar 202500:47:10

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’ve got a best of show for you this morning! Later today I’ll be back with a new episode. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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Armie Hammer’s Big Fat Fake Gay Sexperience07 Mar 202500:53:53

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:08  Pissed Off Mom Screams At Child Playing Minecraft 05:17:14  Angry Female Gamer Vs. Her Mother 12:17:15  Racist Couple On Cam Realize They’ve Made A Huge Mistake 15:18:00  Jewish Comedian Tries Out His Palestine Chunk 19:10:18  And Now For The Islamic Viewpoint…Big Yikes 24:17:07  A Moorish Linda Finkle Hall Of […]

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Vicious Rim Jobs05 Mar 202500:51:35

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:50:01  Learn Christian Miracle Magic! 09:43:06  Preacher Wants To Pop Your Balloon Knot 11:15:22  A Soverign Citizen From My Hometown Talks Gibberish 15:37:03  Crazy Woman Smears Poop On Cars 18:17:24  Meade Update 23:52:11 We Missed Fat Con 2025! It Was HUGE 27:03:22  Jewish Woman With Bg Boobs Against Anti-Semitism 28:12:01 […]

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A Penis You Can See From Space03 Mar 202500:59:00

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:35:20  I’m Your Grandpa Bear 12:43:24  Poz Load Monday! 15:38:01  A Health Conscious Bug Chaser 17:26:21  Trim Your Fingernails Before You Fist 18:46:19  Forced To Listen To Acapella On A Plane 21:43:19  Catching Your Husband Banging A Brought In A Van 26:42:02  Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:51:02  Vandalising The […]

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Synchronized Monkey Urination28 Feb 202500:55:05

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Adam And Eve! Use Promo Code “FREAK” For 50% Off!! 02:02:14  Introduction 03:47:20  Goodbye To Black History Month 05:26:02  Workplace Training Module Slur Remix 09:39:22  Slam Frank – The Ann Frank Musical For Our Generation 15:09:23  Hitting Disabled Children At School – Yay Or Nay? 18:09:14  City Council Music Singing 20:19:23 […]

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Injecting Butterfly Guts – New Way To Get High?26 Feb 202500:53:15

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Whorephange At The End Of The Street 00:25:12  Introduction 02:34:03  The Not So Nice World Of Nice Girls 16:04:16  Two Female Cops Scream At A Drunk Livestreamer 21:51:21  Cops Encourage A Father To Beat His Son 25:24:12  Racist Chat Between President Nixon And Reagan 29:16:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:26:17 […]

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Carrying Your Breast Cancer Tumor To Full Term24 Feb 202500:53:13

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 04:48:18  Customer Phone Call Meltdown 07:22:16  Angry Voicemail After One Date 11:45:22  Daddy’s Emotional Abuse 14:13:05  Carrying Your Breast Tumor To Full Term 19:16:05  A Wanking Nikocado Avocado Crashes A Zoom Meeting  20:43:24  Thursday Lane Returns 25:12:04  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:44:06  Vladimir Putin In Dick Form 30:00:20  Setting […]

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A Rash Of Pussy Shavings Has One Community On Edge21 Feb 202500:47:32

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:22:01  Phone Losers of America – Drone Window Flyby 03:14:22  America: Let’s Come Together To Eliminate Trump Songs And LGBTQ Anthems 09:56:22  Street Preacher Angela Cummings Crashes An Ice Cube Concert 13:23:09  Woman Keeps Getting “Chemical’d” And Has Swollen Privates 17:30:08  Toxic Couple Fights In Front Of Child 25:16:00  Sign […]

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A Four Alarm Booty Call!29 Oct 202500:42:03

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […]

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How To Incorporate Fish Into Your Sex Play19 Feb 202500:58:59

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:19:06  Fish Porn 05:19:06  Peeing In The Aquarium / Fish Crush 09:50:02  When You Have a Fish Fetish And Work In Fish Processing Plane 14:19:16  Mom And Daughter Cause A Sceme At Hotel 25:04:14  Jesse Lee Calls JD Vance A Beta Male 33:10:18  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 35:48:14  Denmark […]

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A Full Release Hot Air Balloon17 Feb 202500:32:21

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:32:18  The Calendar Is Full Of Stupid Holidays 06:11:06  The Dumbest Gameshow – The Floor 10:25:00  High School Zoom / Google Meet Classrooms Are Wild 15:32:16  In Love With a Kmart Mannequin 18:59:06  Sign Up For The Sideshow 20:20:20  Little Girl Had To Clean Up Her Milk Shits 24:09:02  Book […]

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Gay Lover’s Banging In The Back Of The Technodrome15 Feb 202500:48:18

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:46:15  Remember Getting Valentine’s Day Cards In Elementary School 08:25:16  Bebop And Rocksteady – Gay Lovers In The Technodrome 12:15:22  Tonetta Is Back And Making Ass And Penis Print Shirts 14:22:09 A 4 A.M. Neighborly Freakout 16:30:06  Terror On The Cul De Sac – Former Neighbor Comes To Fight 24:40:04 […]

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Dad And Son Have The Sperm Talk13 Feb 202500:37:10

On Today’s Show: Running a bit late. I’ll be back with a Sideshow exclusive episode later today and then of course we will end the week with a show for everyone. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Transcript:

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You’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is Reich12 Feb 202500:57:05

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:07:00  Reality Shifting – The Next Dumb Stuff From TikTok 15:03:17  The Sounds Of Fart Suffocation 16:37:05  Offensive Dirty Sexy Race Play Talk? 19:13:19  Our Favorite Crazy Man From The Streets Is Back  21:12:01  A White Woman Was Not A Fan Of The Super Bowl Halftime Show 23:52:12  Arizona Racist […]

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The Government Is Coming After Your Spilled Seed10 Feb 202500:57:18

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introudction 01:58:21  Jury Duty 06:45:09  Hawk Tuah Girl Has Emerged From Her Hate Induced Slumber 16:41:05  The US Office Of Faith Is Lead By A Woman Who Speaks In Tongues 19:24:15  Dog Poop Fight 22:13:14  Arrested Woman Steals Police Car 30:32:02  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:30:14  A Livestreamed Police Standoff […]

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He’s A Sock Sniff Freak – And It Gets Worse From There07 Feb 202500:55:16

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:09:00  Another Crack At An Uncensored AI Chat Bot 06:09:16  AI Generated Sex Story Sounds Like It Was Written By A Horny Teenage Indian 11:55:12  Vulgar City Council Outburst 14:36:20  Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work Goes Wrong 20:18:02 An American In The Unites States of America Freaks Out In An […]

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Twerking On The Disabled05 Feb 202500:53:04

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:41:16  Winnie The Pooh And Piglet Talk Stranger Danger 13:14:04  Steven Dawson Gets Tricked With Boxer Shorts 21:06:22  Doing Shots Of Nail Polish 30:06:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:00:12  Betting Your Friend You Could Dodge Bullets 35:16:23  A Small Tale Of One Man’s Micropenis 40:01:17  Twerking On The Disabled […]

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Chapped Lips Pressed Against A Well-Lubed Labia03 Feb 202500:57:59

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:38:01  Black History Month – Big Black Dicks 08:08:06  Meade Gains *More* Weight 16:10:06  Sagittarius Gets Eaten Out 25:56:23  Drunk Man Gets Kicked Off Plane 29:59:10  Homeless Man Porking A Bench – Busted! 32:34:11  Support The Show! 34:58:21  Getting Your Penis Frozen To The Ground 38:50:02  Find A Trove Of […]

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How To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming Business31 Jan 202500:56:29

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:33:00  Stop Whining – Daddy Timmyboo Yells Ate Dopey Listeners 08:40:23  My Favorite Elderly Midget Carnival Freak Singing Has Died 12:29:10  Raicst Mexican Tirade / Next Day Apology 20:01:00  UFC Fighter Wants To Go Fishing With Hitler 25:19:18  UPS Store Employee Fired Freak Out 27:33:14  “Rich” Guy Getting Banned From […]

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Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments29 Oct 202500:43:44

🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy […]

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Child Brides Are Back On The Menu!29 Jan 202500:52:49

On Today’s Show: 00:00:01  Introduction 01:54:17  Special Airplane Accomodations For Claustrophobia 09:46:17  I Am Not A Hateful Asshole. I’m A Lovable Asshole.  16:34:07  Transperson Doesn’t Want Us Asking About Pronouns Now? 20:52:02  Animal Rights Protest In The Grocery Aisle 23:59:13  A Bounty Hunter Shows Up At A City Council Meeting 29:30:22  Support Distorted View Daily! […]

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Let The Scent Of Your Intestinal Mucus Drive Women Crazy27 Jan 202500:51:54

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:50:13  Every City Has A Cult 08:19:23  The Mountain Dew Baja Prophecies 13:25:04  Pastor Manning Is Running For Mayor: Get Rid Of Da Poop 18:15:13  Homeless Man Pushed A Turd Through A Park Bench 23:04:01  How To Attract Women With Large Penises 28:41:24  Support Distorted View Daily 30:30:00  Sisterly Brawl […]

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Why Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker?23 Jan 202500:49:04

On Today’s Show: Back here with your new episode of DV as promised! 00:00:00  Introduction 01:46:01  Attempting To Out Crazy The Homeless 07:07:21  Crazy Instigator Meets His Match 08:50:15  Will Blunderfield Is On To DV 12:25:11  I Try To Help The Trump Adminstration 13:29:04  Trump Supporters Abandon Their Belongings Just To See Him 17:44:09  Billy […]

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Two Enemas For The Price Of One23 Jan 202500:44:48

On Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a new episode DV for everyone. Until then, here’s the interview I did with my favorite subject – Meade Skelton! We did a special show back in 2021 that even included call-ins from listeners who wanted to ask Meade a question or two. PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS […]

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