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Pieces (1982) - A Chainsaw Wielding Maniac, and Not Enough Evidence14 Jul 202601:00:45

Pieces (1982)

Director: Juan Piquer Simón

Cast: Christopher George, Lynda Day George, Paul L. Smith, Ian Sera

If you've ever wanted to watch a chainsaw-wielding maniac assemble a human jigsaw puzzle on a Boston college campus while the cops shrug and grab a Baconator — brother, have we got a movie for you. This week on Dewey Pod Monster, we're diving headfirst into Pieces (1982), the Spanish-shot, American-set slasher that somehow makes police incompetence, waterbed murders, and a random Bruce Lee cameo feel like a completely coherent cinematic experience. It is not. And that is exactly why we love it.

In this episode, we discuss:

  • "We Don't Have Enough Evidence" — The cops in this movie find a guy standing over vacuum-sealed body parts holding a blood-soaked chainsaw and still let him walk. We spend an embarrassing amount of time screaming about the jaw-dropping investigative ineptitude on display throughout the entire film.

  • The Least Sexy Nudie Puzzle — From Little Timmy getting revenge on his mother in the first three minutes to the film's gloriously unhinged finale involving a reanimated corpse and a crotch grab, we break down why Pieces commits completely to its own deranged logic and why that's actually kind of beautiful.

  • Had Me, Then You Lost Me — We debate the ending. Hard. One of us thinks the ball-grab freeze frame is a bridge too far. The other thinks you don't get to complain about subtlety in a movie where someone hides a running chainsaw behind their back in a two-person elevator. You'll have to listen to find out who's who.

  • The Random Karate Professor Problem — Bruce Lee (not that Bruce Lee) shows up out of nowhere, does karate at Lynda Day George, says something about bad chop suey, and disappears forever. We explain how this actually happened and why the director thought it fit the movie "perfectly." He was wrong. It's also perfect.

We Also Talked About:

  • Enemies of the People (2009) (Youtube) — A deeply affecting documentary about the Khmer Rouge genocide in Cambodia, told through the filmmaker's personal quest to confront the people who murdered his family. Heavy watch. Essential.

  • Untold UK: Vinnie Jones (Netflix) — John refuses to look at Vinnie Jones. Sean watched it anyway. We get into it.

  • Racquet (1979) (Fawesome) — Lynda Day George shows up in not one but TWO tennis movies. Her on-screen tennis skills remain aggressively unconvincing in both.

  • Beavis and Butt-Head (Latest Season) (Amazon) — John checks in on America's favorite degenerates and reports back. Some things never change, and thank god for that.

  • Scary Movie (2000) (Pluto.tv) — The original. The blueprint. John revisits the Wayans brothers' horror spoof and has thoughts about whether it holds up and how it stacks up against what came after.

  • Honor and Glory (1993) (Youtube) — Godfrey Ho. That's really all you need to know. John takes a trip into the legendary cut-and-paste filmmaker's catalog and emerges changed, confused, and somehow wanting more.

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Future Force (1989) - One Drunk David Carradine, One Power Glove, One Very Long Hour and a Half07 Jul 202600:58:51

Future Force (1989)

Director: David A. Prior

Cast: David Carradine, Dawn Wildsmith, Robert Tessier, William Zipp

The Power Glove is on the cover. David Carradine is visibly drunk. The future is 1991. Welcome to Future Force — the Action International Pictures masterpiece that had one genuinely cool idea and then locked it in the trunk of a Jeep Cherokee for 80% of the runtime. This week on Dewey Pod Monster, John and Sean wade through a whole shit ton of denim, some truly baffling bounty hunter logic, and a third act so magnificently stupid it almost — almost — makes the rest of it worth it.

In this episode, we discuss:

  • The Glove Is Ready. David Carradine Is Not. — The Nintendo Power Glove from hell is literally on the movie poster, shoots cartoon lightning, and can rip the hood off a car. So why does Carradine reach for a revolver 90% of the time? We break down one of the great criminal undersells in low-budget action cinema history.

  • Is He Drunk in This Shot? (Yes. Also the Next One.) — A scene-by-scene investigation into whether David Carradine was on the sauce during filming. Spoiler: the answer changes shot to shot, sometimes within the same scene. The dubbing gives it away. So do the eyes.

  • Bounty Hunters Who Call Themselves Cops — The future of law enforcement is a Civilian Operated Police System run by schlubby dirtbags in denim vests, and the movie expects you to just roll with it. It's basically Escape From New York if nobody cared. We dig into the world-building that Future Force absolutely refuses to do.

  • Watch Check the Movie — At under 84 minutes, Future Force somehow still manages to feel like it's aging you in real time. We discuss what makes a movie genuinely boring versus entertainingly bad — and whether this one earns its place in the garbage canon.

We Also Talked About:

  • Andre Is an Idiot (2025) (Netflix) — A surprisingly heartfelt documentary following a self-described idiot ad exec who gets a Stage 4 cancer diagnosis and decides to film the whole journey. Sean got personal. Strongly recommended.

  • Widow's Bay (Apple TV+) — A horror comedy Sean has been watching in secret and then re-watching with his wife like he's never seen it. Season 2 just got announced. It's getting good.

  • DBX 286S Mic Preamp/Channel Strip (Amazon) — Sean bought a professional mic preamp to make himself sound better on gaming calls with friends who absolutely do not care what he sounds like. He spent considerable time configuring it, troubleshooting a KVM switch, and engineering a solution to a problem he created. No regrets. Many settings.

  • Smokey and the Bandit (1977) (Amazon)— John gave it a rewatch. Burt Reynolds drives fast, Sally Field escapes a wedding, and there's a brief song about Bandit getting laid. It holds up for what it is.

  • Assault on Devil's Island (1997) (Youtube) — AKA Shadow Warriors. Hulk Hogan, Carl Weathers, Shannon Tweed, and a wig that deserves its own IMDb credit. Hogan is billed as Terry "Hulk" Hogan — yes, with the quotes. Yes, it's a TV movie rated R. Yes, John will probably watch the sequel.

  • Living for the City (Podcast) (Apple Podcasts) — A Detroit music history podcast that John cannot stop recommending. Six episodes in, already deep into hip hop, electronic music, and the Bob Seger effect. Find them at @livingforthecitypod.

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Masters of the Universe (1987) - The Film that Sunk the Cannon Group05 May 202601:00:36

Masters of the Universe (1987)

Director: Gary Goddard

Cast: Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster, Billy Barty

By the power of Grayskull — and a budget that clearly ran out before they could build a decent set — we're diving headfirst into the gloriously broken 1987 Cannon Films fever dream that is Masters of the Universe. This week, John and Sean strap on their cosmic keys, dust off their He-Man nostalgia (well, Sean's nostalgia — John was busy being a Ghostbusters kid), and try to figure out what the hell they just watched. Oh, and we also talk about Hulk Hogan's new Netflix documentary, Real American, because apparently two massively jacked, possibly fictional characters for one episode wasn't enough.

In this episode, we discuss:

  • He-Mansplaining: A Franchise Left Stranded on Earth — Sean breaks down why this movie is basically unwatchable if you didn't grow up playing with Snake Mountain, and actively insulting if you did. No Prince Adam, no Battle Cat, no context — just Dolph Lundgren looking absolutely shredded and wandering around a deserted California town.

  • Canon Fodder: How Golan-Globus Torched Their Own Studio — The behind-the-scenes disaster is almost more entertaining than the film itself. Budget cuts, three days of filming halted because they literally ran out of money, sets being torn down mid-shoot, and props that got recycled into Jean-Claude Van Damme's Cyborg. This is the beautiful chaos of late-80s Cannon Films in full self-destruction mode.

  • The Puff Piece Problem: Hulk Hogan's WWE-Laundered Legacy — The guys dig into Netflix's Hulk Hogan: Real American and call out exactly what it is — a carefully sanitized, WWE-produced hagiography that glosses over the steroids, the racial slurs, the sex tape, and basically anything that would make Terry Bollea look like a human being with flaws. The first three episodes slap. The fourth one chickens out.

  • Skeletor Deserved Better (And So Did We) — Frank Langella shows up, chews every piece of scenery in sight, and delivers the only performance worth watching in this entire movie. James Tolkan's accented cop is deeply out of place and completely hilarious. And poor Billy Barty is buried under pounds of prosthetics as Gwildor, a character so annoying he makes Jar Jar Binks look understated.

We Also Talked About:

  • Hulk Hogan: Real American (Netflix, 2026) — A four-episode WWE-produced docuseries covering Hogan's rise from fat kid playing bass in a band to the most recognizable figure in wrestling history. Great archival footage, Linda Hogan telling it surprisingly straight, Jesse Ventura being selectively complimentary, and Donald Trump somehow finding time in his schedule to appear on camera. The Bubba the Love Sponge/racial slur situation? Barely mentioned.

  • The Many Lies of Hulk Hogan (Part 1) (Youtube)

  • The Many Lies of Hulk Hogan (Part 2) (Youtube)

  • I Come in Peace (1990, Dolph Lundgren) — Referenced as a recent pod pick, because apparently the guys can't get enough of Dolph.

New episodes of the Dewey Pod Monster podcast drop every week.

We're proud members of the YouRun Podcast Network.

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🎬 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@deweypodmonster

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Playing with Fire (1985)24 Sep 202400:49:55

Playing with Fire (1985)

Directed By: Ivan Nagy

Starring: Gary Coleman, Cicely Tyson, Ron O'Neal, some other fighter setting fuckers.

Prepare for John's Saltiest take of all time. In the 80's Gary Coleman could do no wrong - he was the star of a little show called "Diff'rent Strokes" and he had been merchandised to hell and back, but as a child actor aging up, he was trying to get into more serious roles. What better way to do that than to play 'young teen' pyromaniac David Phillips. IMDB has to say "Made-for-TV film starring a not-so-young Gary Coleman as a teenage arsonist. The authorities, friends, and neighbors warn his absentee parents until it is too late."


We Also Talked About:


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Longlegs (2024)17 Sep 202400:59:07

Longlegs (2024)

Directed By: Osgood Perkins

Starring: Maika Monroe, Nicolas Cage, Blair Underwood, some dysfunctional family fuckers

Nicolas Cage as a serial killer? The occult and mysteries about? "The best horror movie of the year" and a "goddamned scary must see"? Hmm, don't know about all that noise, but IMDB has this to say about Longlegs: In pursuit of a serial killer, an FBI agent uncovers a series of occult clues that she must solve to end his terrifying killing spree.


We Also Talked About:


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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)13 Sep 202400:44:31

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Directed By: Joseph Zito

Starring: Erich Anderson, Judie Aronson, Peter Barton, some other little patchy haired fuckers

Not to be confused with a new beginning, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (also known as Part IV around these parts) feels like it's going to be the end of a saga, but I have a feeling the studio and the people making the money have other plans. IMDB describes this film as: "After being announced dead and taken to a morgue, Jason Voorhees spontaneously revives, escapes from the hospital, and stalks a group of friends renting a house in the countryside near Crystal Lake."

Hmm, doesn't sounds like something Jason would do, to me.

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Champagne and Bullets (1993)10 Sep 202401:05:23

Champagne and Bullets (1993)

Directed By: John De Hart, James Paradise

Starring: John De Hart, Wings Hauser, William Smith, some half naked fuckers

This "movie" goes by a few different names, "Champagne and Bullets", "Road to Revenge" and "GetEven" ("GetEven" is linked above) - and are all different cuts of the same film. Regardless of that, it's undeniable that this movie was written, produced, directed and stars John De Hart. IMDB describes the film thusly: "Two cops are fired after being setup by their corrupt boss, who gets appointed as judge, but secretly heads a satanic cult. After his wife is killed by the cult, one of the cops is determined to bring the cult down."

We Also Talked About:

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Night of the Kickfighters (1988)03 Sep 202400:55:02

Night of the Kickfighters (1988)

Directed By:Buddy Reyes

Starring: Adam West, Andy Bauman ,Marcia Karr, some other kicking fuckers


What do you get when you have a guy who's never starred in anything (but the movie poster says he has) to kick his way into rescuing a scientists daughter from the hands of an international terrorist group? Well, that makes it sound exciting, but you get Night of the Kickfighters instead. IMDB describes this as: A champion kickboxer is hired to get back the kidnapped daughter of a wealthy businessman.


We Also Talked About:

A link to the Night of the Kickfighters poster

Strongmen who blow up hot water bottles and rip phone books in half (Youtube)

Our Night of the Kickfighters question of the week that John says has to be seen to be believed.


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The Mouse Trap (2024)27 Aug 202400:56:29

The Mouse Trap (2024)

Directed By: Jamie Bailey

Starring: Who the fuck cares?

Whether you know this movie as The Mouse Trap or Mickey's Mouse Trap, the fact of the matter is that this is the movie that you've probably heard of that's based on the expiring copyright of Disney's "Steamboat Willie". IMDB describes this as: "It's Alex's 21st Birthday, but she's stuck at the amusement arcade on a late shift so her friends decide to surprise her, but a masked killer dressed as Mickey Mouse decides to play a game of his own with them which she must survive."

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Shogun Assassin (1980)20 Aug 202400:52:04

Shogun Assassin (1980)

Directed by:Robert Houston, Kenji Misumi

Starring: Tomisaburô Wakayama, Kayo Matsuo, Minoru Ôki, some voice acting fuckers

Shogun Assassin is that movie that Quentin Tarantino always kinda copied but never told you about. You ever listen to Wu-Tang? You probably have heard samples from this movie on some of those tracks. Do you like blood spurts, people getting their heads split in half and a clan of female ninjas cutting a skilled warrior literally into tiny pieces? Shogun Assassin is the movie you're looking for. IMDB describes it thusly: When the wife of the Shogun's Decapitator is murdered and he is ordered to commit suicide by the paranoid Shogun, he and his four-year-old son escape and become assassins for hire, embarking on a journey of blood and violent death. Dig it.

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True Romance (1993)13 Aug 202401:03:45

True Romance (1993)

Directed By: Tony Scott

Starring: Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hopper, a ton of other recognizable fuckers

Notably, Quentin Tarantino's first script turned into a movie, True Romance is a movie about... well romance, in a weird way. John describes it as the most Quentin Tarantino ass Quentin Tarantino movie, IMDB describes it as: "In Detroit, a pop-culture nerd steals cocaine from his new wife's pimp and tries to sell it in Hollywood, prompting the mobsters who own the drugs to pursue the couple."


We Also Talked About:


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The Hidden (1987)06 Aug 202400:57:00

The Hidden (1987)

Directed by: Jack Sholder

Starring: Kyle MacLachlan, Michael Nouri, Claudia Christian, some other sluggy fuckers

It's the 80s, and Kyle MacLachlan is in it, so you know it's gotta be weird. He plays an out of town FBI agent who's tracking down a series of crimes committed by people with no previous record and gets teamed up with Michael Nouri - the local LAPD detective on the case. Here's what IMDB has to say about The Hidden - "A cop and an FBI agent race for answers after law abiding people suddenly become violent criminals."

Hmmm, not much to go by there. This isn't really available to stream for free anywhere, but there is a weird cut available care of the internet archive.


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Point Break (1991)30 Jul 202401:07:43

Directed By: Kathryn Bigelow

Starring: Patrick Swayze ,Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey, some tank girl fuckers

Is this the quintessential surfing movie? You could say 'Surf Ninjas Must Die' because it's got surfing right in the title. You could say Escape from LA because there's an amazing surfing scene there... I guess it's still open to debate. IMDB describes Point Break as: "An F.B.I. Agent goes undercover to catch a gang of surfers who may be bank robbers."

Short and to the point... I love it.

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Clerks 3 (2022) - That Feeling When You've Probably Outgrown Something28 Apr 202601:02:59

Clerks III (2022)

Director: Kevin Smith

Cast: Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith had a heart attack, rewrote his legacy, and somehow made a movie that retroactively makes us like his older films less. This week on Dewey Pod Monster, we close out "April and the Threequel" by finally confronting the most threatened episode in show history: Clerks III. We've been dreading this one for four years. It was worse than we remembered.

In this episode, we discuss:

  • The Nostalgia Cash-In That Went Too Far — Clerks III is essentially Kevin Smith remaking his own movie while reselling a heart attack story you've already heard on his podcast and live tour. We've paid for this content before.

  • Comedy That Forgot to Be Funny — The film swings for emotional drama without earning it, leaving beloved characters stranded in a tone that doesn't fit them. It's neither funny enough to work as a comedy nor written well enough to land as a drama.

  • The Rosario Dawson Problem — She was one of the best things about Clerks II, and here she's reduced to a ghost who tells her grieving husband she's sleeping with celebrities in heaven. It's a baffling choice that retroactively damages the previous film's ending.

  • Who the Hell Is This Movie For? — Too recycled for longtime fans and too niche for newcomers, Clerks III only seems to work if you watched it live with Kevin Smith in the room. At home on your couch, it just doesn't work.

We Also Talked About:

  • WrestleMania 42 (ESPN) (2026) — Both hosts tuned in out of habit and left empty. Over-commercialization, ads during wrestler entrances, a CM Punk vs. Roman Reigns main event that nobody asked for, and a streaming situation so fragmented neither host could even find where to watch it.

  • Louis Theroux Documentaries (Dailymotion) — Sean went deep into Theroux's hour-long doc series including Extreme Love (dementia and caregiving), a trans kids episode, and Heroin Town USA — a gutting look at opiate addiction in a small Virginia town from the mid-2010s.

  • Cop Game (Tubi) (1988) — Directed by Bruno Mattei under the alias Bob Hunter, this Filipino-shot Vietnam War action film stars Brent Huff and features miniature toy cars in chase scenes, two songs on a loop, and an ending so abrupt it barely qualifies as one. Sean watched it. He has regrets. He's still going to watch more Bruno Mattei films.

  • Hellmare Trailer (Youtube)— John got an early look at this upcoming horror film from local filmmaker Victor Gabriel (of Blood Gorge and Cruel), and he's genuinely excited. Meta horror elements, great visuals, real craft on display. A small premiere is coming — watch this space.

  • Movie Theater Massacre (Tubi) (2023) — Shot at the historic Redford Theater in Redford, Michigan, this COVID-era local slasher features a butter knife as a murder weapon and a Linnea Quigley cameo. It's not great. It exists.

  • Scanner Cop 2 (Youtube) (1995)— John watched it. His dog was audibly disturbed by the psychic screaming noises. Kane Hodder is in it. Robert Forster is in it and deserved better. The highlight is a villain who threatens to "kill you so bad."

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Out For Justice (1991)23 Jul 202400:58:57

Out For Justice (1991)

Directed By: John Flynn

Starring: Steven Seagal, William Forsythe, Jerry Orbach, Some other fucker with tattoos on his neck except this time he has hair

After last week, we needed a palate cleanser, so we decided to go with a crown jewel in Steven Seagal's filmography, Out for Justice. Get ready for a confusing mixture of Louisiana blues man impressions and Italian mobster stereotypes as we pool cue our way through this classy flick - IMDB describes this movie as: With his partner executed in broad daylight by a psychotic mafia enforcer, a veteran Brooklyn officer vows revenge. But is the unstoppable detective prepared to face the truth and pay the price of blood?

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In a Violent Nature (2024)16 Jul 202401:10:25

In A Violent Nature (2024)

Directed By: Chris Nash

Starring: Ry Barrett, Andrea Pavlovic, Cameron Love, some lumbering fuckers

How does a hyped and from what we've heard, divisive, new age camp slasher stand up to the scrutiny of some fans of the old way things were done? Does that sentence even make sense? Here's how IMDB describes "In A Violent Nature": "When a locket is removed from a collapsed fire tower in the woods that entombs the rotting corpse of Johnny, a vengeful spirit spurred on by a horrific 60-year old crime, his body is resurrected and becomes hellbent on retrieving it."

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The Burning (1981) w/Jordana from Pretty Killer Podcast09 Jul 202400:58:59

The Burning (1981)

Directed By: Tony Maylam

Starring: Brian Matthews, Leah Ayres, Brian Backer, some hair backed fuckers


Jordana from Pretty Killer Podcast joins us this week to talk summer slashers and the 1981 horror flick "The Burning", where some pigfaced dude gets burned and seeks revenge against George Costanza, Mark Ratner and Iggy Koopa

IMDB describes The Burning as: Abusive former summer camp caretaker Cropsy, horribly burned from a prank gone wrong five years earlier, lurks around upstate NY summer Camp Stonewater with garden shears and bent on killing the teenagers responsible for his disfigurement.


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Face/Off (1997)02 Jul 202401:05:33

Face/Off (1997)

Directed By: John Woo

Starring: John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, some pounding fuckers.

On social media we asked what Nicolas Cage movie we should take a look at and the response was overwhelmingly tilted in the direction of Face/Off. This 1997 film pits the indelible Mr. Cage against another over-actor of our day, John Travolta in one of the most ridiculous of action movies of that same day. A lot more happens than we remembered and if you didn't know, this movie is over 2 hours... inconceivable! IMDB describes Face/Off as: To foil a terrorist plot, FBI agent Sean Archer assumes the identity of the criminal Castor Troy who murdered his son through facial transplant surgery, but the crook wakes up prematurely and vows revenge.

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The Ultimate Weapon (1998)25 Jun 202400:59:06

The Ultimate Weapon (1998)

Directed by: Jon Cassar, John Strong

Starring: Hulk Hogan, Carl Marotte, Cynthia Preston, some barber fucks.

It's 1998, Hulk Hogan is trying to revamp his image. He knows he can't wrestle forever and he doesn't want to keep making kids movies that are insufferable. "I know..." he says to himself. "I'll star in a movie where I shoot real guns and walk around strip clubs with bare chested ladies!". The result... The Ultimate Weapon. IMDB describes it as: When mercenary "Hardball" Cutter discovers that the team he is working with is actually a group of IRA gunrunners, he decides to put a stop to their plans. Furious with Cutter, the gunrunners target him, his partner, and his family.

Hmmm. Well at least Hulk has a full head of hair.

Don't get this confused with The Perfect Weapon

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Street Trash (1987)18 Jun 202401:03:06

Street Trash (1987)

Directed By: J. Michael Muro

Starring: Mike Lackey, Bill Chepil, Vic Noto, some other gangster fuckers who are not Chaz Palminteri

This week we've got a special guest - Scott from YouRunPodcast.com and we talk about Street Trash!

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Aliens (1986)11 Jun 202401:07:25

Aliens (1986)

Directed By: James Cameron

Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, some cyborg fuckers.

Still on our 80's kick, we are watching one of our social media poll'd movies, and this time around it's obviously Aliens from 1986 (but you knew that if you clicked to play this, right?). IMDB tells us that Aliens follows: Decades after surviving the Nostromo incident, Ellen Ripley is sent out to re-establish contact with a terraforming colony but finds herself battling the Alien Queen and her offspring.

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Ghostbusters (1984)04 Jun 202401:06:00

Ghostbusters (1984)

Directed By: Ivan Reitman

Starring: Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, some ghosty fucks.

With the upcoming 40th anniversary of the 1984 release of Ghostbusters, we take a look at slimer the little spud, stay puft and Venkman and crew to see if this movie really is a classic. IMDB describes Ghostbusters as: Three parapsychologists forced out of their university funding set up shop as a unique ghost removal service in New York City, attracting frightened yet skeptical customers.

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Hands of Steel (1986)28 May 202400:53:15

Hands of Steel (1986)

Directed By: Sergio Martino

Starring: Daniel Greene, Janet Agren, Claudio Cassinelli, some other arm wrestling fuckers

In the future, dryer vents provide fresh air and all disputes are solved with arm wrestling. This week we take a look at the 1986 Italian cyborg-action flick Hands of Steel (Tubi), in which IMDB describes it as: A cyborg is programmed to kill a scientist who holds the fate of mankind in his hands. He fails and hides in a diner in a desert run by a woman who likes him. The people who sent him are after him and so is the local arm wrestling champ. How can this not be good?

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The Occultist (1988)21 May 202400:50:56

Directed By: Tim Kincaid

Starring: Rick Gianasi, Joe Derrig, Richard Mooney, seriously, who are these fuckers?

John's pick this week as we dive into a movie that has a kind of intriguing poster. I've always told not to judge a book by it's cover, and that's probably still the case with this 'film'. IMDB describes The Occultist as: "A cyborg private eye is hired to protect a Caribbean president visiting New York City from sadistic sorcerers. Where behind the lush beauty of the island lurk powers of darkness so evil no man has ever fought them - and lived." Just... wow. This poster looks like someone took Kai's Power Tools and fucked around with the flame filter in Paint Shop Pro 3.0. WTF.

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Robocop 3 (1993) - That's Not My Robocop!21 Apr 202601:07:15

Robocop 3 (1993)

Directed by Fred Dekker

Starring: Robert John Burke, Nancy Allen, Rip Torn, Bradley Whitford

They PG-13'd a franchise built on ultraviolence, gave Robocop a jetpack, and somehow thought a ninja robot was the answer. Welcome to Robocop 3.

This is the movie that killed Fred Dekker's career, broke Frank Miller's spirit, and somehow still made money. John and Sean strap in for one of the most gloriously misguided entries in the history of cult classics — a kids' movie with a body count, a legacy character dispatched in the laziest standoff ever committed to film, and a half-man, half-robot hero who shows up 20 minutes late to his own movie.

In this episode, we discuss:

  • The Great Downgrade — Peter Weller's out, Robert John Burke is crammed into a suit that doesn't fit, and the result is exactly as uncomfortable as it sounds. We debate who's really at fault: the actor, the suit, or the whole cursed production.
  • PG-13: The Franchise Killer — How stripping Robocop of everything that made him terrifying, visceral, and satirically brilliant in favor of toy-friendly family entertainment is the original sin this movie never recovers from.
  • Too Many Factions, Zero Payoff — Splatter punks, Rehab mercenaries, a Japanese corporate ninja, a child hacker, the resistance, the cops — this movie stuffs more into a paper bag than the bag can hold, and then the bag explodes.
  • The Jetpack Scene — No further comment necessary. You'll know it when you see it. It looks exactly as bad as you're imagining.

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  • Remake, Remix, Rip-Off (Youtube) (2014, dir. Cem Kaya) — A documentary on Turkish pop cinema where three screenwriters ran an entire film industry, stunt safety was a suggestion, and they painted the film stock purple when they ran out of color.
  • Neighbors - Episode 6 - "Yellow Thong Bikini" (Amazon) - Sean wraps up his coverage of the series with episode 6, "Yellow Thong Bikini" — the one he definitely couldn't watch with his kid. A 70-something man exercises around his California neighborhood in nothing but a yellow thong bikini, gets run out of town by disapproving neighbors, relocates to a Florida nudist colony, and somehow ends up entangled with a college student making hip-hop videos. It's exactly what it sounds like, and Sean recommends it with very specific caveats.
  • Psycho Ape (Youtube) (2020) — John's new obsession: a Nike-wearing killer gorilla loose in Detroit, shot on a home camera. Also available via Found Footage Fest on Kindie.tv.
  • High School U.S.A. (Youtube) (1983) — A made-for-TV fever dream starring Michael J. Fox, Crispin Glover, Anthony Edwards, and Todd Bridges.
  • Mallrats (Youtube)(1995, dir. Kevin Smith) — John revisits Kevin Smith and remembers a better time. The specter of an upcoming Kevin Smith episode looms large.
  • Anaconda (Amazon)(2025, dir. Brad Peyton, starring Jack Black & Paul Rudd) — Streaming on Netflix.

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Godzilla Minus One (2023)14 May 202400:59:47

Godzilla Minus One (2023)

Directed By: Takashi Yamazaki

Starring: Minami Hamabe, Ryunosuke Kamiki, Sakura Andô, some stompy monster fuckers.

Let's just start by saying if you're looking for some old school Godzilla action, this probably isn't gonna be your favorite movie. Godzilla does smash some shit, but in this episode we get into more of the human element and we actually talk about something we're good at, disappointing people. IMDB has this to say about Godzilla Minus One: Post war Japan is at its lowest point when a new crisis emerges in the form of a giant monster, baptized in the horrific power of the atomic bomb.

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The Terminator (1984)07 May 202401:03:25

The Terminator (1984)

Directed By: James Cameron

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Michael Biehn, some cop fuckers.

Man from future go fight man from future in past. World go boom. IMDB has a little more intelligent take: A human soldier is sent from 2029 to 1984 to stop an almost indestructible cyborg killing machine, sent from the same year, which has been programmed to execute a young woman whose unborn son is the key to humanity's future salvation.

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Late Night with the Devil (2023)30 Apr 202401:24:16

Late Night with the Devil (2023)

Directed by:Cameron Cairnes, Colin Cairnes

Starring: David Dastmalchian, Laura Gordon, Ian Bliss, some demonic fuckers

Hopefully giving this one week to breathe is enough time for us to talk about one of the more talked about new(ish) horror movies that's getting a lot of buzz. Late Night with the Devil is one that John has really been looking forward to, so we wanted to bring this one to you quick. IMDB describes Late Night with the Devil as: October 31, 1977. Johnny Carson rival Jack Delroy hosts a syndicated talk show 'Night Owls' that has long been a trusted companion to insomniacs around the country. A year after the tragic death of Jack's wife, ratings have plummeted. Desperate to turn his fortunes around, Jack plans a Halloween special like no other, unaware he is about to unleash evil into the living rooms of America.


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The movie John mentioned he had heard Late Night with the Devil was based on: Ghostwatch

The guy who suplexes himself into all types of ridiculousness: Super Humman


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Scream 2 (1997) w/Sam and Jordana from Feature Creatures DTF23 Apr 202401:21:30

Scream 2

Directed by: Wes Craven

Starring: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Some Other Screamy Fuckers

This week we do it a little different and have a good talk about this little indie film called Scream 2 with Sam and Jordana from Feature Creatures DTF. If you're not really familiar with what Scream 2 is about, IMDB describes it as: Two years after the events of Scream, Sidney Prescott and Randy are attending Windsor college. They are trying to get on with their lives...Until a new Ghostface killing spree begins. With the help of Dewey and Gale, Sidney must find out who's behind the murders. As the body count goes up, the list of suspects goes down.

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The Iron Claw (2023)16 Apr 202400:52:47

The Iron Claw

Directed By: Sean Durkin

Starring: Zac Efron ,Jeremy Allen White ,Harris Dickinson, some other brainbusted fuckers.

The Iron Claw tells the story of the Von Erich family, four wrestling brothers who really just love each other very much, but of course tragedy has to happen because it has to, and that's the bottom line. IMDB describes The Iron Claw as: The true story of the inseparable Von Erich brothers, who made history in the intensely competitive world of professional wrestling in the early 1980s. Through tragedy and triumph, under the shadow of their domineering father and coach, the brothers seek larger-than-life immortality on the biggest stage in sports.

We also argue about A24.

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Road House (2024)09 Apr 202401:00:18

Road House (2024)

Directed By: Doug Liman

Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Daniela Melchior, Conor McGregor, some other brawling fuckers

It's about time we looked at a new movie, and while this one has been around for a few weeks now, no time better than the present to talk about a reboot/re-imagining of a 80's classic. Instead of Patrick Swayze, we get Jake Gyllenhaal, which... ok I guess - and instead of the Double Deuce we get "The Road House". Does the change of scenery do it any good? IMDB has this to say about the latest version of Road House: Ex-UFC fighter Dalton takes a job as a bouncer at a Florida Keys roadhouse, only to discover that this paradise is not all it seems.

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Dawn of the Dead (1978)02 Apr 202401:04:26

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Directed by: George A. Romero

Starring: David Emge, Ken Foree, Scott H. Reiniger, some other zombie and biker fuckers

In honor of the 45th anniversary of it's release, and the re-release of this movie in the theaters, this week we wanted to talk about the seminal 1978 zombie movie Dawn of the Dead. We ain't talkin that Zak Syder-cut - this is the real deal Holyfield, and IMDB describes the film as: "During an escalating zombie epidemic, two Philadelphia SWAT team members, a traffic reporter and his TV executive girlfriend seek refuge in a secluded shopping mall."

If you haven't seen it before, we're linking above to where you can rent or buy it, or take you chances on a YouTube cut.


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The Nostril Picker (1993)26 Mar 202400:57:23

The Nostril Picker (1993)

Directed by: Mark Nowicki

Starring: Carl Zschering, Edward Tanner, Laura Cummings, some booger picking fuckers I can't even link.

The crummy movie marchathon closer for 2024 is the 1993 movie The Nostril Picker (aka The Changer), and we've really been waiting to watch this one for a long time. As you can see from the podcast art this week, the movie poster/VHS cover is a real enticing one. The IMDB synopsis for this one is the shortest one we've ever seen - Loner turns into a girl to lure and kill other girls. If you're interested in watching this one, the very top link in this description will take you to a version free on youtube.

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Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid (1986)19 Mar 202400:52:15

Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid (1986)

Directed by: John Golden

Starring: Honestly, these are some fuckers you have never heard of.

We're over halfway through crummy movie march, and I'd like to say that we saved a good one for this week, but instead I'll just say we're talking about the 1986 film "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid" or, as absolutely no one call it - "Ziesters".

Some anonymous prick on imdb has this to say about Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid: Two brothers befriend an escaped mental patient "the fat guy") and accompany him on his misadventures in the big city. Give this one a listen and let us know if you've heard or have seen this before. Also - here's an interview with director John Golden on how this evolved from Zeisters to Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid.

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Uninvited (1988)12 Mar 202400:51:31

Uninvited (1988)

Directed By: Greydon Clark

Starring: George Kennedy, Alex Cord, Clu Gulager, some silk stalking'd fucker.

For week two of our 2nd annual crummy movie marchathon, we take to the high seas with two hardbodies, three dorks, an unscrupulous businessman and his two numbskull cronies for a cruise to the Cayman Islands for some reason. Oh, and I almost forgot about the cat! I know that pussy don't like wine, but this is what IMDB has to say about Uninvited: A cat infected with a genetically engineered virus escapes from a lab and goes on a killing spree, finding its way onboard a shady businessman's yacht loaded with young guests.

I said he doesn't like wine!

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Scream 3 (2000) - Ghostface Goes to Hollywood 14 Apr 202601:07:12

Scream 3 (2000) - Ghostface Goes to Hollywood

Directed By: Wes Craven

Starring: David Arquette, Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, some dreamy dude.

Ghostface is back and taking his deadly act to the big screen! In this episode of the Dewey PodMonster, we dive into the meta-slasher madness of Scream 3 as part of our "April in the 3" theme month.

Directed by horror legend Wes Craven and starring Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, and David Arquette, the third installment moves the terror from Woodsboro to Hollywood. As a new Ghostface begins picking off the cast of Stab 3—the movie within the movie—the original survivors are forced into a final confrontation with the past. IMDB.com⁠ describes Scream 3 as: "In Hollywood, a new Ghostface starts killing the cast of Stab 3, a movie sequel whose previous movies were based on the Woodsboro and Windsor College killings. Forcing the survivors of those previous attacks to confront terror once again."

In this episode, we discuss:

  • Hollywood Scooby-Doo: Ghostface's antics on the movie set and the "ghostly" twists that have the crew saying "Zoinks!"

  • The Cast: Analyzing the return of the core trio and the new faces in the Stab franchise.

  • Franchise Retrospective: How Scream 3 stands up in the series and why we've been waiting so long to cover it.

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Phantom of The Mall: Eric's Revenge (1989)05 Mar 202401:14:44

Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge

Directed By: Richard Friedman

Starring: Derek Rydall, Jonathan Goldsmith, Rob Estes, some other weaselly fuckers.

We had way too much fun talking way too long about the first movie of our second annual crummy movie March-athon - Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge. Here's what IMDB had to say about Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge: A man loses his home and suffers life-threatening burns from a fire deliberately set by commercial real estate developers vying for his property. One year later, a shopping mall opens on the land, and a series of murders begins.

Here's a favorite clip from the movie.

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Robocop (1987)27 Feb 202401:00:37
Robocop Directed By: Paul Verhoeven Starring: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Kurtwood Smith, some other dick Unbeknownst to us, we've been waiting to talk about Robocop for a long time. Those assholes still haven't put up the statue, but that doesn't mean we can't talk about this absolute classic of 80's cinema, and how the ideas and stuff they talk about back then is still relevant today. Some IMDB guy says this about Robo: In a dystopic and crime-ridden Detroit, a terminally wounded cop returns to the force as a powerful cyborg haunted by submerged memories. Bitches leave... While you're at it, why don't you go back and listen to our "The Batman" episode, ya jerks! We also Talked About: Hoopties A Disturbance in the Force F* Ups (MTV - Removed from Youtube... assholes) Kyle Kinane Special Curb Your Enthusiasm What We Do in the Shadows Repo Man (Some of the above links are affiliate links, if you purchase through these affiliate links we do get a small kickback). Rate us on the podcast platform of your choice! Remember, you can always find the latest goings on at our website ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Crap.Town
Action Jackson (1988)20 Feb 202401:05:47

Action Jackson

Directed By: Craig R. Baxley

Starring: Carl Weathers, Craig T. Nelson, Vanity, some basic instinct fuckers.

We were very upset to hear of the passing of Carl Weathers, and we felt it was our duty to talk about one of his finest starring roles, 1988's Action Jackson. IMDB describes this movie as: Vengeance drives a tough Detroit cop to stay on the trail of a power-hungry auto magnate who is systematically eliminating his competition. All we know is that that you're in for a real treat bro, cause it's hot dog time!


Talkin about some Action Jackson Posters:

The one we talk about, the original and the blaxploitation version

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Bloodsport (1988)13 Feb 202401:00:50

Bloodsport

Directed By: Newt Arnold

Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres, some fucker with big man boobs

We put a poll out to you, the audience, to vote on which Van Damme movie we should talk about for our first JCVD episode, and y'all picked a classic - 1988's Bloodsport. We were hoping you'd pick either Double Impact (never in my life would I wear black silk unnerwear) or maybe Timecop, but Bloodsport it is. Regardless of what WE wanted, we did this for YOU. IMDB has this to say about the movie: "Bloodsport" follows Frank Dux, an American martial artist serving in the military, who decides to leave the army to compete in a martial arts tournament in Hong Kong where fights to the death can occur.

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Chopping Mall (1986) Again... Episode 10006 Feb 202400:53:29

Chopping Mall

Directed by: Jim Wynorski

Starring: Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell, Russell Todd, some other fuckers

The first podcast that we recorded was about this movie, Chopping Mall. Now with episode 100, we feel like we've come a long way, so we decided to take another chop at it and right some (self perceived) wrongs. Thinking back on how we used to record and how we record now, it's honestly night and day, and we think a comparison of that old episode vs. this one will show that. Hopefully if you've listed to this show you're familiar with what Chopping Mall is about, but if not - here's what IMDB had to say:

"A group of young shopping mall employees stay behind for a late night party in one of the stores. When the mall goes on lock-down before they can get out, the robot security system malfunctions, and goes on a killing spree."

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Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout (1990)30 Jan 202401:01:36

Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout

Directed By: Kenneth J. Hall

Starring: Linnea Quigley, Cynthia Garris, Amy Hunt, some shuffling zombie fuckers

All good things must come to an end, and our New Years Resolution Workout Horror January (or whatever it's called) is over too - but we're going out with a bang! Join us for a discussion of Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout. IMDB describes this as: After a nice shower, Linnea does some warm-up stretches and then goes for a run. She encounters some flabby zombies who follow her back to the house, where she leads them in some poolside aerobic routines. Later she unwinds by inviting some girlfriends over for a slumber party and some exercise. When something goes bump in the house, her friends begin experiencing an attrition problem.

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Hell Spa (1992)23 Jan 202400:53:34

Hell Spa

Directed By: Mike Bowler

Starring: Lisa Bawdon, Augie Blunt, Mike Bowler, some black hat wearing fucker.

Shot on Video (SOV), Hell Spa is our penultimate film in this month's exercise related horror extravaganza, and according to IMDB: At Benson's Health Spa business is booming. And why not? With the, "Look beautiful and stay fit or never pay a dime" promotion, people are literally selling their souls to join.

There is a possible sequel to this movie (or possibly a remake) made in 2000 that we talk about during the podcast called "Club Dead". If you have any leads on how to watch, let us know.

Here's what Mr. Ex looks like in the movie (he's in the back, in black), and here's the Resident Evil 2 character. Coincidence?

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Murdercise (2023)16 Jan 202400:59:08

Murdercise

Directed By: Angelica De Alba ,Paul Ragsdale

Starring: Kansas Bowling ,Nina Lanee Kent ,Jessa Flux, some other leotard wearing fuckers

Rolling into our next movie in this resolutionathon, we're taking a look at a new movie in this same workout horror micro genre, the 2023 film Murdercise. According to our friend IMDB, Murdercise is summarized as: "Pheobe (Kansas Bowling) is cast in an aerobics video but she's unhappy with how everyone is acting. Isn't this a serious workout video? Then why is everyone acting so sexy on camera, like Candy (Jessica Flux), Nikki (Adriana Uchishiba), Monique (Victoria Dementieva) and Cassandra (Krystal Shay)? Oh Pheobe, don't you realize you're in a movie that started with a shower scene?"

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Death Spa (1988)09 Jan 202401:02:46

Death Spa

Directed By: Michael Fischa

Starring:William Bumiller, Brenda Bakke, Merritt Butrick, some other workin' out fuckers.

Week 2 of our workin out horror theme month for January is about the 1988 movie Death Spa. The plot of Death Spa is described as "Michael's health club is beseiged with a series of terrible murders involving killer saunas and other grisly devices. Michael's wife killed herself a while before and her brother holds Michael responsible. Michael needs to stop the bloodshed before he loses all of his clients."

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Aerobicide / Killer Workout (1987)02 Jan 202400:52:24

Aerobicide

Director: David A. Prior

Starring: Marcia Karr, David Campbell, Fritz Matthews, some other in shape fuckers

January is a time for New Year's resolutions like cleaning up your shit, maybe stopping a bad habit like drinking or smoking, and another popular resolution - getting your fat ass off of the couch and losing some of that goddamned weight. This January we're kicking off a quartet of an unfortunate short sub-genre of horror movies - the killer workout, and there's no better way to start than with Aerobicide (aka Killer Workout) from 1987. If you enjoyed Deadly Prey, you're gonna recognize some of the same characters - and this one is summarized as: "Two years ago, a young woman named Valerie was burned after entering a tanning salon. Now, her twin sister, Rhonda, runs a local gym where, all of a sudden, people are being murdered."

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Terminator 3: Rise of The Machines (2003) - Did Ya Like Terminator 2, Because We've Got More of That!07 Apr 202601:05:19

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

Directed By: Jonathan Mostow

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Kristanna Loken, That lady with a so-called life.

It's another theme month, and we're calling this one "April in the 3" - meaning we're looking at the third movie in a franchise each episode this month. This month, as you can probably guess from the title, we're looking the influential Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. Arnold said "I'll be back", but Eddie Furlong, Linda Hamilton and James Cameron sadly missed the memo, which may explain some things about this movie. IMDB.com describes "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" as: "John Connor must face a female Terminator with power over all the machines. But a new Terminator unit, a T-850, is sent back through time to help guide him through the coming battle."

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It's a Wonderful Knife (2023)26 Dec 202300:59:19

Directed by: Tyler MacIntyre

Starring: Jane Widdop, Joel McHale, Justin Long

In our exciting final episode of 2023, we take a look at the newest reinvention of a classic movie with a twist, in "It's a Wonderful Knife". Here, the story goes - After saving her town from a psychotic killer, Winnie Carruthers' life is less than wonderful. When she wishes she'd never been born, she finds herself in a nightmare parallel universe where without her, things could be much, much worse.


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Silent Night Deadly Night (1984) With BP from the Let's Talk Horror Channel19 Dec 202301:17:01

Directed by: Charles E. Sellier Jr.

Starring: Lilyan Chauvin, Robert Brian Wilson, Gilmer McCormick, some orphan fuckers

Siskel and Ebert hated it, but we're joined by BP from the Let's Talk Horror channel podcast and youtube channel to talk about Silent Night Deadly Night, where little Billy witnesses his parents getting killed by Santa after being warned by his senile grandpa that Santa punishes those who are naughty. Now Billy is 18 and out of the orphanage, and he has just become Santa himself.

If you're in the mood for more Xmas movies that aren't about all the mushy stuff, check our episodes on Violent Night, Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, or even our last Christmas special for My Southern Family Christmas!

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The Children (1980)12 Dec 202300:53:56

Directed by: Max Kalmanowicz

Starring: Martin Shakar ,Gil Rogers, Gale Garnett, some other kid zombie fuckers


Peacock would tell you that The Children is about "A Christmas vacation turns deadly after gas leaking from a nuclear power plant turns children into zombies who burn anyone they touch." Well, we're here to tell you that Peacock is a LIAR. Just like how they tell you raising your rates is to help service you better. Just know this, The Children are about kid zombies, and they put the hug of doom on you. And what the hell does Fred do with those kids on the regular anyhow?


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