Actor, comedian and Task Master champion Kerry Godliman joins Harriet to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island!

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Very excited to announce that the new host of Desert Island Dicks is the brilliant Harriet Kemsley! Her first episode is out tomorrow with Kerry Godliman. To whet your whistle, here's Harriet's episode she recorded with Dan back in 2022!

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Ahead of her show's in Birmingham and London, comedian Lindsey Santoro joins James to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Lindsey is hilarious and lovely - GO AND BUY TICKETS TO SEE HER LIVE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The very funny Alistair Green joins Dan to discuss the people and things that would be frankly awful to spend time with on a desert island. He's a funny man, and that's why we like him, so stop reading this and listen to the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're back with another series, and we're coming out swinging with the amazing Omid Djalili, who put in a superb showing whilst choosing the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. So hunker down, strap yourself in, and enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Sarah Callaghan joins Dan to discuss all that she believes to be frightful in the world. Well, not quite ALL that is frightful, but a few select people and things she'd hate to be stuck on an island with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who is it? It's the comedian Ania Magliano, here to share who she believes to be the worst people and things to be stuck on a desert island with. Give it a listen with the entirety of your ears, and let the good times come flooding into your face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello, who is this wonderful chat on Desert Island Dicks today, popping by to tell us all about the worst people and things he could be stuck with on a desert island? It's only Carl Donnelly, and he's marvellous, so dip your ears into this and have a lovely time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Desert Island Dicks, but live, with people and everything. Stephen K Amos joined us at the start of December at 21 Soho, and he didn't disappoint - this was a great night and Stephen absolutely nailed it. If, after listening to this, you fancy coming along to see the show live, then join us on the 4th of February at 2 Northdown for Desert Island Dicks with Lou Sanders, tickets on sale now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bobby Mair is the name of the man joining us on this episode of Desert Island Dicks, so pull over safely, turn the engine off and listen good. Or, if you're not driving, then just listen good. Thanks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From the title of this podcast you've probably already guessed that this episode features comedian Laura Lexx, and if you hadn't yet worked that out, here's further confirmation that this episode features comedian Laura Lexx, choosing the people and things she'd hate to be stuck on a desert island with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're joined in this episode by actor, comedian and writer, Sanjeev Kohli and enjoy a thorough discussion of the worst people and things he could be stuck on an island with. It's wonderful and you'll be happier once you've listened. A bit angrier perhaps, but happier too. Anyway, it's good, so stop reading this and listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the episode that tried to be live but couldn't, so we recorded it over zoom instead. Lou Sanders was going to be our guest at the next Desert Island Dicks live, but covid was being a proper dick at the time, so we decided to do a regular episode instead, and here it is: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian and podcaster Gabby Bryan joins James to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod and you can find Gabby at: https://www.instagram.com/gabbyisbryan/ https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbyisbryan Desert Island Dicks is sponsored by Love Honey! Use the Code DICKSBF now here: www.lovehoney.co/DesertIslandDicks_BF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You've probably worked it out from the title of this podcast, but just in case you hadn't, this episode features comedian, actor and broadcaster Elis James, who very adeptly describes the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Listen, and you'll laugh and be happy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode sees comedian Geoff Norcott step up to the plate, to choose which awful things and people he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island, and it's as good a way as any to distract yourself from the fact that it's still January. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The excellent Fern Brady, live at 21 Soho - enjoy! Come see Lou Sanders in Kings Cross on the 4th of Feb: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/qE9cZT4E82 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode we're joined by the man behind Clinton Baptiste from Phoenix Nights and Barry from Watford, it's the brilliant Alex Lowe, taking us through his list of people and things he'd absolutely hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Tickets are now on sale for the next Desert Island Dicks Live, featuring Lou Sanders. Get someone you love a Christmas present to remember (or listen back to if they forget), and buy a ticket here: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/qE9cZT4E82 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by Bethany Black this week, to mull over the worst people and things she could be stuck on an island with, and let me just tell you right here that she picks a solid bunch of dicks, so enjoy. Tickets are now on sale for the next Desert Island Dicks Live, with our guest Lou Sanders, at 2 Northdown - buy a wonderful gift for that special someone in your life this Christmas and give the gift of dicks, LIVE: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/qE9cZT4E82 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode we're joined by the Shaparak Khorsandi, who shares her worst people and things for her to be cast away with, and you know what? She's very good at it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by Simon Brodkin, comedian, prankster and all round funny man, to discuss which collection of frightful people and things he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island, and he picks a wonderful assortment of dicks for your listening pleasure, so roll up your sleeves and get stuck in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian Seann Walsh, and together they roll up their sleeves, reach into a big sack of dicks and pull out a bunch to discuss for your listening pleasure. Like this? Then come and see us live on the 1st and 2nd December at 21 Soho - link below, or find us on Twitter and Instagram @dickspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Guess who's back, back again, James is back, tell a friend. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back awwwwayawaywayawayawayawaya. Come and see the podcast live at 21 Soho with guests Fern Brady and Stephen K Amos! Get your tickets now here: https://www.21-soho.com/desert-island-dicks-live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode, Dan is joined by the wonderful Paul Sinha, who argues brilliantly for the inclusion of some prime dicks on the island. If you enjoy this podcast, come and see us for Desert Island Dicks Live, on the first and second of December - Link in the description of this episode, and also on our socials @dickspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we're joined by the incredible Jenny Eclair! Recorded live at the Cheerful Earful podcast festival, at The Bedford Pub in Balham. Jenny was on FIRE that night. A huge thank you to everyone that came down and to Giles and the team at Cheerful Earful for having us. This will be Dan's last podcast for a while - sending a lot of love his way and a big thank you to him for being such a good host the past few years. Desert Island Dicks is sponsored by Love Honey! Use the Code DICKSBF now here: www.lovehoney.co/DesertIslandDicks_BF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by Ahir Shah to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, and he picks a diverse and interesting selection, so why not stop reading this bit and have a listen. Oh, before you do, remember to buy a ticket to one (or both) or our live shows at 21 Soho on the 1st and 2nd December with Fern Brady and Stephen K Amos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is back once again to read out your submissions for who and what you think are dicks. Keep em coming, send us your choices at dickspod.com/contact. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by Russell Kane, one of the busiest men in comedy, but not so busy that he couldn't spend some time talking about who and what would be the biggest dicks to be stuck on an island with. Listen, and you'll almost certainly be happier than you were before maybe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

James is on holiday, so Dan reads your own submissions for the worst people and things that you the listener would hate to be stuck with on an island. It's been a while, so there's a lot of solid dicks to get through, so hunker down and get ready for some serious catharsis. Remember, you can submit your choices for the people and things you dislike at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're back from our long break and to kick off this new series, the wonderful Isy Suttie joined Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, and they had a lovely time doing it too. And you know what? We think you'll have a lovely time listening too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're back baby! We have got an exciting line up of guests coming your way but we're back with a bang on Monday with the excellent Isy Suttie! And we're going LIVE. Come see Desert Island Dicks, live in front of an audience at 21 Soho on the 1st and 2nd of December, including Stephen K Amos as our special guest on the 2nd. Get your tickets now here: https://www.21-soho.com/desert-island-dicks-live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by the wonderful chef Tom Kerridge to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island, as well as insightful conversational morsels such as what parts of him a polar bear would most like to enjoy eating, and much more besides. So stop reading this and get stuck right in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Eshaan Akbar joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, discussing all manner of crappy people and things. It's a podcast, we think you'll enjoy it, and both of those statements means you should listen to it right now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Sikisa joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Because that's the format and it would be weird if we changed it now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by the very funny Toussaint Douglass to discuss the worst people and things in the world, along the way taking in topics as diverse as the delicious broth you get at the end of a bowl of noodles, and Craig David's timekeeping. Listen for it to all make sense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week James is joined by comedian Daniel Foxx! It's such a good episode. Daniel joins us to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Follow us @dickspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two little ducks? Two little dicks more like. dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian Huge Davies for a lovely chat about who and what are dicks and why he'd hate to be stuck on an island with them. Expect rigorous critique on such figures as Charlie Bucket's grandad and popular chart hits of yesteryear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the podcast is PACKED with dicks. Wall to wall. Some great letters from YOU the listeners. keep sending them in because we love reading them out - dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by DJ, Producer, head of Turbo Recordings, and podcaster, Tiga, to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island, and they manage to talk about even more people and things than was strictly necessary for the format, so consider that a bonus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian Helen Bauer, and they discuss the people and things she'd hate to be stuck on an island with. There's fun, there's laughter, there's tears. Only joking, there are no tears, because it's an upbeat and lighthearted podcast and that's what we do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HOLY MOLY. We've done 20 of these and you're still emailing in. I'm as surprised as you are. James' audio sounds shit! BYE dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian, writer and podcaster Alexandra Haddow, and they discuss a lot of people and things that are dicks, and also some that they don't think are dicks but who are fun to talk about anyway, and a lovely time was had by all, at least, that's how it sounded, and that's enough for me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's another instalment of Top of the Cocks, to keep you going whilst James and Dan sort their shit out for a week, but don't despair - this episode contains some solid gold dicks, like if Indiana Jones ran into a lost tomb and discovered a hoard of treasure from a forgotten tribe, the main bounty being a stack of golden dicks that made you laugh a lot when you were in their presence. Or something. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's a mother-flipping clip show, as James and Dan have been snowed under with grown up shit that they're unable to get out of, but when the clips are as good as this, who cares? Featuring the choicest cuts of Desert Island Dicks, this should help get you through the week in the way that only listening to people talk about things they hate can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan sits down to talk with Michellin-starred chef Tom Brown, owner of the Cornerstone restaurant in London, and cook up a concoction of awful people and things to spend time with on an island. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buy tickets to Desert Island Dicks LIVE with Jenny Eclair next week! Oh... and this week we're joined by the hilarious Josh Pugh! Josh joins James to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. You can catch Josh's biggest UK and Ireland tour to date, ‘Existin’ La Vida Loca’, from 1st February 2024 - tickets at www.joshpughcomic.com. Josh’s debut stand-up special 'Josh Pugh: Live at Birmingham Town Hall’ is also out now and free to watch on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, power to the people. Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, with the ill behaviour.(4X) That's right, we back baby. Holiday Dicks other stuff etc. Download that shit. Submit your dicks dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is joined by comedian Russell Hicks, to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on a desert island with. Including stories of cough medicine, goths at Christian summer camps, and bald cats who hate baths. It'll make much more sense when you listen though, so stop reading this and get stuck in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

James and Dan sat down (in separate places), picked out a load of suggestions for dicks that you sent us, and read them out. That's the format, and we hope you enjoy it. If you'd like to send us your choice of a person or thing you'd hate to be stuck with on an island, submit your suggestion at dickspod.com/contact. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices