This one's for Rhianne. 🩷

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P Diddy’s secret freak parties, Jim’s eerie head-shaving warning, There Will Be Blood - WHAT A FILM! and is Linkin Parks new singer any good? Dave has a wild Steve Jobs conspiracy theory.

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Positive meals for negative people. X-Rated video editors at climbing centres. The magic of a pimp stick shoe horn. Is colour-blindness worthy of a blue badge - and much more!

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Donald Trump being shot, football not coming home, Jim’s late-night blackcurrant jam algorithm confessions, and intimate moments with Henry the Hoover.

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Hello interns!

Michael Barrymore killing cows in a convertible Beamer. The original Bombay badboy. Nightmare AirBnB guests and solidarity in baldness.

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Euros, Friendship bracelets, the powers of Spanish Jesus, the challenging world of online streaming and the end of Christian Vale? Strap on, I mean in.

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Our very first guest LTWALTO

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Britain NOW! A political party for modern Britain, ran by two neurodiverse men - fuelled on Albanian Viagra, a pack of unruly XL Bullies and the glory of a plinth. Let us be your guides to a brighter and more prosperous future - allegedly.

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The AI Nepo Baby is a thought-provoking and entertaining podcast that dives deep into the fictional world of an AI created by a famous tech mogul. The series explores the ethical dilemmas, societal impacts, and personal challenges faced by an AI designed to inherit the legacy of its human creator. Only joking. We skip about mindlessly through gym junkies, McDonalds dips, how money works, Jonny Hammers and his stolen burrito and Dave’s dream death.

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Prime Minister Luke Sharpcock delivers an urgent bulletin. We explore good pain, Jonny Hammers favourite tipples and David Blaine, of all men. Leaving no XL Bully unturned.

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Have you ever seen Jonathan Davis working in a Nando’s? What will happen when Attenborough dies? Erotic CEO Christian Vale gets spicy and we find out why Dave takes great pride in kissing XL Bully’s.

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If a gateaux gets eaten in the woods by an XL Bully, do we hear it? We explore the magical powers of blue kyanite - align our chakras and enjoy some listener contributions.

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BBL Wacom Tablets, Jim’s been secretly emailing Dave’s dad about his lip fillers, and Dave spills his top-secret hacks for dealing with sleep apnea. Meanwhile, Jim lets loose on his frustrations with Fred Again! Sorry. BREAD AGAIN!

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It’s time for death to become edgy. Hipster funeral company, “get lit” is here, lathered in beard oil in the comfiest Solomon’s known to man - to turn your death into a form of content. Stay tuned for the live embalming

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Musical theatrics at soft play, dropping Wonkas, defluencers, 50 Sniffs chat & fire safety tips with Nigel Cockburn.

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The year of the dragon - Autism & XL bully’s, clean air and paedo hunters, combat training in league of legends and overstimulating office fuck palaces. Stir your Maxwell house, it’s nearly the weekend.

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Dave has a breakdown. Clogged The Movie. The Story of Diesel Pete. Remember Rumble packs? and we discuss how Brexit was a massive success! YAY!

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Ross Kemp on gear. Scart mines. Bartlett. We go to Fat Cock island and circle back abruptly. Who’s got ADHD?

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A one legged barber. Glamping in the Matrix. Strap in - cos this one goes all over the place.

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Uncomfortable truths. Liam Neeson with Alzheimer’s. Endoscopies. Cosmetic surgery. Self help. Stinking of desperation. Putin on Counter Strike.

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Chicken Satay. Richard Hillman. David Jason. Crying children. Butterfly knives. Hull strippers. ADHD. We didn’t start the fire…

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Dave Grohl’s been up to no good, and we’re not impressed! We dive into excerpts from Tyson Fury’s gripping autobiography, put Chinese Redbull to the taste test, and celebrate the comeback of Rockports in style. Plus, we’re sending out some good vibes and healing frequencies to all our haters!

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Is old people going clubbing is cringe? Jim pitches his genius new invention, “Slim Jims.” Dave confesses he’s never tapped a keg, and we dive into some of the most unusual deaths in history.

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Johnny Hammer’s hot new single, road rage, and the legendary Chino’s Kebab Shop in Sheffield. Plus, we brainstorm the ultimate Netflix show: a Deliveroo driver with a dark twist—he delivers more than just food.

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Global cooling and drug dogs sniffing out pocket sausages to the mysterious world of sigils and Game of Thrones. Dave The Blade and the terrifying truth about women’s group chats.

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See how your hard-earned Patreon contributions were put to use! Dave experiments with Lion’s Mane, the guys try their hand at improv, attempt to break a Guinness World Record, and explore Jim’s potential future career as a male gigolo!

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From the chaos of the UK riots to the oddly satisfying (or gross) world of nose-picking, we’re diving deep into the strange corners of life. Dave tries pineapple for the very first time. Plus, we’re uncovering the weirdest primary school traditions, reliving the gloom of dark, depressed ex-coworkers, and so much more!

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Snoop Dogg sparking up with the Olympic flame, Radical Nursery fees, Jimmys new sexy shoehorn invention, Dave 2.0 and his horrible experience with Spicy Ramen Noodles.

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We sit down with Royal Oaks Sunday League assistant manager, Steve Bracknall to proper set the world to RIGHTS!!

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Dave introduces Jim to the art of Hagmaxxing, while Jim goes all out celebrating the McRib launch—shirtless, of course! They unveil their very first country song, share Dave’s wild football sticker saga, and so much more…

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Jim looks back on his days in the boy band Five, we touch on the tragic news of Liam Payne, and revisits our awkward Britain’s Got Talent audition. Basically this one is a bit of a music podcast. ENJOY!

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This week the Utopia boys take over the Podcast and share some...... Interesting stories.....

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This week we interview the great Jon McClure from the Reverend and the Makers!

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This week, we have a special episode for you! Joining us is Chunky T from the Utopia Project Podcast, stepping in for Jim. We dive into the latest on the big orange man’s run for another four years and chat about self-help.

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Aldi jingles, The Gillian Murderer, The Driller Killer, and Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul—this week, we really let loose! It’s been a while since it was just the two of us sitting down for a chat, and this episode goes absolutely everywhere!

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We talk about our big debut on ITV and dive into the important work of Milf Protection (don’t ask, just listen). We also try to make sense of Phillip Schofield’s bizarre new show, debate the pros and cons of eating risky eggs, and share some wild encounters involving the homeless and relentless cold callers.

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We roll up our sleeves to talk about working on the land and the childhood hustle of paper rounds. We dive into the festive chaos of putting up Christmas trees with your spouse (and surviving the arguments), rant about wasting too much money on coffee, and Jim unveils his unique art film concept about a man and his trusty leaf blower.

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Johnny Hammer's surprises us with his brand-new single and a very special Christmas gift for the podcast. We talk aboutThe Dark News of Luigi Mangione and explore the dystopian depths of TikTok.

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AI-generated music, Toilet sandwich, Jennifer Aniston & Barack Obama affair rumors, Japanese game shows, Social awkwardness & hygiene habits.

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Telepathic kids and conspiracy theories, awkward Microsoft presentations and the struggles of public speaking. Elon Musk, bizarre celebrity moments, and the mysteries of the human mind—plus a detour into the strange world of Green Hill Zone.

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We chat with George Dawson and William Bloy of Green Attic, the brand redefining rare memorabilia and style. From iconic collectibles to standout fashion, hear how they bring history to life.

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The HMRC might just be the Matrix Agents of real life, Dave’s mind-bending conspiracy theory about Tom Holland secretly working for the cryogenically frozen Walt Disney, and take a deep dive into the mysterious and captivating world of John Everyman.

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Today on the Pod we sit with Bostons very own British boxing star Callum Johnson, a Commonwealth gold medalist and former world title challenger.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

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Merry Fistmas and a Happy Lube Year!

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In this episode, we share heartfelt stories about Dave’s amazing late uncle and take a nostalgic dive into the cult classic Return to Oz. Dave recounts a fascinating trip to the Viking Museum in York and play a surprising game of “Guess the Top Dog Attack Stats” Guess which one is at the top?

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Kendrick’s hidden Super Bowl messages, the mystery of the Kraken, Johnny Hammers harnessing the power of AI, and Justin Baldoni turning on the rizz for Blake Lively.

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A talent show for UK villages, the struggles of being a trolley wrangler, staff party awards, slow walkers, The Brit Awards, The Oscars, and much more.

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We’re joined by Luke Autograff as we dive into DJing with an iPad, the world of Chiptune music, Will Smith’s surprise performance in Blackpool, and Luke’s undeniable love for ramen.

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Declining life expectancy in the UK, Dave embracing life as a kept househusband, the trauma of coffee-breath teachers, Bonnie Blue, the absurdity of AI-powered washing machines, and is Europe heading for war with the USA?!

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