Hey y'all! Today, we are reporting from down in the valley where the girls get naked! Back from hiatus, it was only right for Jay and J to discuss the happenings in Chucalissa, Lil Murda getting murderous, Hailey Autumn Night Savage as Jessica Rabbit, the 180 ° shift between season 1 and season 2 as well as everyone's favorite tertiary character: Daddy Diamond. Much like a lace front unit on Uncle Clifford, this just felt right.

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TW: abuse, BDSM, stalking…For this year’s Valentine’s Day, we’re back with our ‘We Watched It So You Don’t Have to’ series. Movie of discussion: Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy. Need we say more? Follow us on IG and Twitter!

Your girls are back and this time we are discussing the Netflix phenomenon Squid Game (or Squid Games as a lot of us seem to call it). Now that the hype has simmered down some, we offer you a brief recap, a slight review and a light analysis using numerology techniques. Join us as we also talk about relationship red flags, newfound phobias and so much more. Follow us on IG (@thedeclassepodcast) and Twitter (@thedeclassepod) for more content!

This is what happens when you get J and Jay together a few days before Halloween. Apparently you talk about your inner child, high school, games, childhood creativity, cult classics vs top grossing films and rate the best candy—all with a sprinkle of spirituality and celebrity talk, of course. We don’t know, we’re just spitballing here. Grab your vice of choice and tune in to our random musings. **TW: child abuse (in reference to the Paris Hilton discussion) ~@1:05:00** For more content follow us on IG and Twitter!

It's 1967 (or 2021, depending on who you ask) and we are talking about the DiMeo crime family.  The Many Saints of Newark is the perfect opportunity for us to talk about something that Jay and J both love: The Sopranos. Through recapping and reviewing the film, we get to talk about everything from Christopher Moltisanti's untimely death to Ralph Cifaretto wearing a wig. Déclassé won't only focus on tv shows and movies, but it will focus on the darker side of life, much like The Sopranos. Hope you enjoy! Follow us on IG and Twitter And if you have a déclassé subject you want us to talk about, let us know!

You know we had to bring back another good friend of the pod to talk about this premiere episode. Join us and Kendrick as we chat about the RHOSLC S2 premiere, high school superlatives, Met Gala looks, Tom Girardi’s immortality, religious conversions and so much more! Follow Kendrick Tucker on IG @realitycomicstoo

Today we are kind of recapping Season 6 Episode 8 of the Real Housewives of Potomac, but not really. We more so talk about Robyn Dixon as a character on RHOP, Boss Lady Mia, and The Shahs of Sunset reunion. Happy Labor Day weekend! Our IG Our Twitter

Join us as we chat about a Punta Mita trip from hell, tequila confessions, rank the RHONY ladies as friends and lovers, talk about how we are feeling about RHOP so far and much more! Follow Kim Hasara on IG: @bravoyinzer

Finally, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY! Joined by Ky, a skinny BBL aficionado, we talk about all things Brazilian Butt Lifts. We analyze the many asses Kylie Jenner has "allegedly" purchased, play a game of "Bought or Born With It?", and have an "informed" discussion about the best asses in Hollywood. Hope you all enjoy the deviation from our usual content! DM Ky about BBLs! You know where to find us! Kosmetic Kris

“She was buckin and she was truckin”—Ancient Flavism. Join us as we bring back friend of the pod Charlie for an epic retro recap of none other than cultural icon Flavor Of Love. FoL served as the genesis of all the love and dating shows that we know today. On today’s episode we’ll specifically focus on the premiere and finale of S2 where we meet Deelishis, Bootz, Buckey and more, laugh over an infamous living room accident, ponder if Flavor Flav has dogs, reintroduce ourselves to reality tv queen New York, contemplate flight prices to Belize, give you our own “where are they now?” guesses and so much more! Follow Charlie on IG @oddblackindividual

The Bravo Gods have finally given us some conversation-worthy content. Hallelujah! We are joined by Semajh to talk about drunk truths, cheating truths, broke truths, and whatever other truths that come out. We discuss some of the breaking pop culture news, show our support for Bershan over on RHONY, talk through how the cast of The Encore may be just what RHOA needs for their upcoming season and gush over Bojack Horseman.  Timestamps: 0:07- Intro & Astrology 28:15- Breaking News 38:02- RHONY 1:14:55- RHOP Semaj on Twitter Semaj's Pod on IG Semaj's Personal IG

WE ARE ON A MEGA YACHT! So join us as we set sail through the Mediterranean and do things like: state our stance on the Eboni K Williams Harlem Nights dinner, question the validity of Darwinism, give our opinion on Heaven, ponder why Chef Mat is cooking for Wolverine, rank the crew aboard The Lady Michelle, breakdown the first charter of the season and more! 0:00–Intro, 09:20–Eboni K Williams discussion, 28:30–Below Deck Med Review

And perhaps a few fake ones? Joined by return guest Semajh, we are here to discuss every single divorce on Bravo's Real Housewives franchises.  We ponder the impact that John Adams Morgan has had on not only Sonja, but also all of us as viewers. We acknowledge Peter Thomas' time as a Housewife and give him his well-deserved peach. And we theorize on future, and possibly pending, disunions to come. #ReleaseTheMarsh2022 Follow Semah on Twitter & IG Follow us on IG & Twitter

Mike is a pig. MJ is our favorite. Nema is the narrator. And Reza's husband is… forgettable. Join us as we catch you up to speed on how we feel about the Shahs in these last few episodes. As always, we are happy to spend the next hour or so with you! Follow us IG  And Twitter!

Join us as we recap the latest season of RHOBH thus far. We discuss the ladies as individuals, give honest opinions on the season’s newcomers, process the Sutton v. Crystal case, ponder Ray J’s never ending Hollywood connections, sing the Rock of Love theme song and more! Follow us on IG and tell us how you feel: @housewives.on.display

What a time to be a Bravo lover. Today is a Jay and Jaé (IG: @weigopodcast) day! We tried to keep it brief, but we end up covering basically every show on Bravo, and then some. So let's cheers to the the elimination of Dodd, roll our eyes at RHONY, reminisce on the good days of Shahs of Sunset, and bid on the assets at Erika Jayne's estate sale.  Listen to What Else Is Going On? Follow Taria on Twitter!

Join us as we chat with our special guests about all things Taurus, gay porn, Mariah Carey, the market for Korean housewives casting and oh yeah, the Jersey housewives. Follow Eugene for more on his IG: @problemaddictpod

Salam! We are welcoming another Bravo show into our repertoire and, you guessed it, it's Shahs. This season started off with such a bang that we had no choice but to break it down. From Puppeteer Reza to Mike/Jax Shouhed to Inconsequential Destiney, we overanalyze it all and have a great time doing it! IG: @housewives.on.display Twitter: @wivesondisplay

We’re baaaccck! Join us as we talk about why we went on hiatus, Onika vs. the City Girls, our thoughts on the latest season of RHONY and Married to Medicine, new castmates Eboni and Anila (see: “Anita”), give a blurb on the porn industry and so much more! Rated M for Mature. 0:00-19:00: Intro, 19:01: RHONY recap, ~1:18:00: M2M recap

It's been too long! The fact that we came back from hiatus, it happens to be 4/20, and it's our 50th episode made it impossible for us not to drop an extravaganza to celebrate. Ceaz joins us for the 4/20 portion where we play a game of would you rather, create a fantasy celebrity smoke session, and talk about the highest we've ever been. Later, for the 50th episode celebration we curate a list of summer essentials, talk all things RHONY for over an hour, and share our recent Sephora purchases. So come smoke with us!  Time stamps: 0:06- 4/20 Special 1:02:11- 50th Episode Extravaganza 1:04:56- Our GQ 10 Essentials 1:18:13- Our Summer '21 Throwback Playlist 1:26:41- Favorite Summer Memory 1:38:58- RHONY 2:42:11- Sephora Haul Shop BUMS & Follow Ceaz on IG: @b.u.m.s216 Follow us: @housewives.on.display

Joining us for this whopping episode is Lily from She’sStartin (no G)! We talk housewives, Lily’s astrology, the first two episodes of Married to Medicine’s new season, ancestry.com connections, cheating rumors and theories, Scottish and Irish tartans and much more! Follow our guest on IG and Twitter @ShesStartin...........Timestamps: 0:00 (Intro), 32:56 (Lily’s Astro), 1:28:17 (M2M review)

Friend of RHOD (The Real Housewives on Display) Jorden from Durags & Degrees Podcast is joining us to travel back in time, to 2019, to cover the Real Housewives of Potomac Season 4, Episode 8. As a Team Moniquer, Jorden sheds a light on why Monique does what she does. Jay praises Katie Rost in her major yet minor role. And J goes to bat for Candiace in the "yo mama's house" debate.  Listen to Jorden's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/durags-degrees/id1538649175  Follow him on IG and Twitter: @duragsanddegreespod & @crown_meking1 IG: @housewives.on.display

Cheerio, mate! Join us today as we chime in with our own opinions on the much discussed royal interview. Then, we take it back to classic HOD and talk K2, InTouch magazine payments, meatball competitions gone wrong and why Taurus and Leo make for one stubborn Teresa in our RHONJ retro recap! TW: suicide, eating disorder, racism *RHONJ recap begins around 45:30*

Join us in this episode as we do a mini dive into VPR's Scheana Shay's dating history, her current situation with baby daddy Brock Davies and their whirlwind romance. We also take many a tangent and somehow also manage to talk about Euphoria's Season 2 Premiere, Ari Fletcher's Fenty Sponsorship being revoked and lastly we discuss some dark fetishes. Enjoy! 

TW: pedophilia, suicide, autoerotic asphyxiation, gun play, domestic violence.

Today, Jay and J recap all of the reunion parts of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City... kind of. We talk about Mary's colorism, Heather's histrionics, and Meredith's nothing. Somehow we also end up talking about Kourtney Kardashian, Saweetie, and turn our podcast into a makeshift Shark Tank. Thanks for listening!  IG: housewives.on.display

Go Bolo! Go Bolo! Join us as we talk about the Infamous [Bolo] and the ladies of RHOA. Here with us to discuss this momentous occasion is Kendrick, the last of our Fantastic Four. We chat astrology, hand out some guilty verdicts in Bolo Court, hypothesize the meaning of the name Bolo, discuss a new patent idea for stripper shoes (patent pending) and so much more. Warning: very explicit (parents be advised). Follow Kendrick on IG @: housewivesmarvelpodcast for more amazing content!

Here we are, at the season 11 premiere of the Real Housewives of New Jersey! We are joined by Mani (IG: @mixingwithmani) to talk about it all. We dip into a little bit of Salt Lake City, complete with a Vida Tequila review. When talking Jersey, we get into the scripted nature of the episode, wonder about Dolores' living situation, ponder over Teresa's sins, and unpack the "allegations" that have left most people either Team Tre or Team Jackie.  Cheers to the fact that mercury retrograde is almost over. We did it! IG: @housewives.on.display

You may ask yourself why are they covering this show? But we implore you to also ask yourself: when have J and Jay ever led me astray? Join us as we cover the hidden gem sensation 1000lb sisters, discuss the Slaton sisters and their interesting (re: toxic) dynamic, the nature of (trigger warning) food addictions and eating disorders, country living and more!

Happy Valentine's to you all! And for all of our singles: Happy Galentine's Day to you, more importantly. Will you be our Valentine? We'll spend the day playing a game of "Toxic or Not?" and review Netflix's Malcolm & Marie. Love you all 💜 "Diamonds Dancing"/Drake fan fiction: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drizzy/comments/5nhihw/backstory_behind_drake_and_futures_diamonds/  IG: @housewives.on.display

Today we are joined by our third Jaé, the fabulous Taria of What Else is Going on Podcast (IG: @weigopodcast & twitter: @tsfaison). With the entire first season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City under our belts, we are finally ready to talk about it all. So let's chat about why we choose Mary over Jen, Meredith over no one, and Whitney over everyone. Then we unpack the history of Tongans in Salt Lake City and invent the concept of podcasts tags. Thanks for laughing with us! IG: @housewives.on.display

Basically, we watched this movie so you all didn’t have to. Join us as we chat about the Queen of Radio, Wendy Williams and her new Lifetime Movie. It was...quite the film. Grab a snack and come on back! NOTE: Several trigger warnings in this episode: sexual assault, drugs, miscarriage

We have all heard of Bling Empire by now, if not watched all of season one. Jay and J breakdown the entire show in this X-rated review. From Anna's penis pump, to Kelly and Andrew's toxic relationship, to Cherie's son being her mother reincarnated, we do not leave a single stone unturned. Enjoy!  Tyler Henry is a fraud *allegedly* : https://theoutline.com/post/598/the-hollywood-medium-has-a-secret  Shaman Durek Events: https://shamandurek.com/events-and-sessions/ IG: @housewives.on.display

Obi from Odd Black Individual Podcast joins us again as we do our first ever retro recap of the Bravo show Vanderpump Rules. This episode we chat about the VPR cast (back when they were in their prime), question the legitimacy of Lisa Vanderpump’s...ahem...assets, discuss Kristen’s “snake” charming abilities (and penchant for man stealing), ponder the true relationship between Tom, Tom and Jax, unofficially diagnose two cast mates with psychological disorders and so much more! Follow Obi on IG @oddblackindividual and as always, follow us for more on our IG @housewives.on.display !

J and Jay are coming to you with all things breaking news as of 1/28/2021. These topics include how Redditers have completely flipped the script on the stock market via Gamestop shares and the death of an icon. Additionally, we must address the T.I. & Tiny (a.k.a  the "alleged" Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell of hip-hop) allegations as well as a pending sexual harrasment lawsuit against Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner. Buckle up. IG: @housewives.on.display

On today's episode we are joined by our good friend Charlie to talk about our favorite bone-dry satire: Succession. In this first part, we focus mostly on the members of the Roy family. We dissect each of the siblings' opportunities to be the next Logan, assign sun signs to each of the main characters, and grapple with our own senses of morality and ethics based on the dark-humored nature of this show. Look out for part two!

Vanity Fair Video w/ the Composer of Succession's Score: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0WzqanwlG0

The New Yorker's Piece on Jeremy Strong (Kendall): https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/12/13/on-succession-jeremy-strong-doesnt-get-the-joke

Join us as we recap one of the most iconic episodes in RHOBH (and meme) history. We chat Kyle the Beta Mean Girl, Crackpot vs. Jackpot, Mauricio the “Faithful”, The “Wedge But No Bra” party, LVP’s boudoir skills and so much more! Follow us on IG @housewives.on.display

Our first recording of 2021! Happy New Year! This episode is an overall recap of the three Housewives franchises with new episodes that aired in the last month: RHOP, RHOA, and RHOSLC. And with new episodes come new feelings, so Jay and J are being nothing short of candid in this episode. We appreciate you all for sticking with us. As our podcast evolves, we hope you will grow with us! IG: @housewives.on.display

Listen to us chat about Caymus, drunk driving, Chris and Candiace’s finances (or lack thereof), Burlington Coat Factory, narcolepsy and more in this retro recap featuring a very special guest, our bestie in a “Tessie”, Kenny. Follow her for skincare, health, wellness and more @ IG: who_iskenny

To kick off this New Year, J and Jay are going back in time. Back when the Real Housewives of Atlanta was THE Housewives franchise of all Housewives franchises. Back when it was Marlo's first season. Before Sheree was fired. Before Nene left (the first time). When the show was divided into two factions: the Talls versus the Smalls. So let's talk about a cast trip that we all remember: South Africa (season 4, episode 13). Follow us on IG @housewives.on.display

Hello there! Welcome to this MEGA episode featuring our returning guest Brion Tisdale as we trudge through a rather boring RHOA episode and an action packed RHOP Finale episode. “Grab a snack and come on back” as we talk about Drew and her missing husband, Kenya and Latoya’s mutual passion, Gizelle, her bad fashion and her rent a man boyfriend, and much more! Follow Brion on IG @briontisdale216

Today isn't just a regular day because Christmas time is here. Happiness and cheer! Today J and Jay talk all things holiday, from their top three Christmas movies of all time to the best gifts they've ever given. Hold onto your Santa hats and take this ride with us! Happy Holidays to all. IG: @housewives.on.display

Hannah Brown from “Not Aspirational with Hannah Brown” podcast joins us today as we go back in time to the infamous RHONJ Christening episode. Tune in to hear us debate the two Joes, balk over Hannah’s love for the Wakiles, question Jacqueline’s mothering, laugh at a portrait and of course, choose a side in the fight heard round the Garden State. Follow Hannah for more content on her IG: @hannahabrown

Can you believe we are at the finale of the Real Housewives of Potomac? The ladies and Michael sure went out with a bang! Are Michael & Ashley the Jax & Brittany of the cast? Will Juan actually propose? Does Jamal ever make it out of Gizelle's phone? We talk all that and more with you all today. We hope you had a blast! IG: @housewives.on.display

Join us as we chat about the newest season of the heavyweight housewives franchise: RHOA. We chat about Cynthia’s wardrobe (malfunctions), Kenya’s (ongoing) relationship woes, Kandi’s (odd) sensuality, Block vs. Todd and of course, Porsha Luther King.

J and Jay are blessed with two pretty good episodes to talk about in this two-for-one recap. During the Potomac portion, we welcome Monique back from her hiatus and talk a lot about wigs, many of them shifty. As for Salt Lake City (recap begins around 49:00), we appreciate Heather for the first time and break down the Not-So-Met-Gala luncheon. We are even blessed with some breaking news to discuss at the end of the episode. As always, thanks for joining us to talk about it all! Follow us on IG: @housewivesondisplay

Is it just me or is there an inordinate amount of terrible men named Tom running amok? In this latest episode, we are joined by Kara from Everyone's Business But Mine podcast to discuss the terrible traits of a few men named Tom, including VPR's Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz, RHOBH's Tom Girardi, RHONY's Tom D'agostino and Succession's Tom Wambsgams. We rank them, we rate them and we judge them. Do you have any Terrible Toms to note? Let us know! 

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Join us as we chit chat about the latest Bravo franchise! In this episode, Jay gives her run down of the cast as we unpack Mary the Heartless, Jen the performer, Brooks the icon no more, Heather the projector and Whitney the hidden gem.

Jay is back with J to recap Season 5 Episode 17 of the Real Housewives of Potomac. In this XXX episode, we talk about Ashley getting even, Robyn getting freaky, and Karen getting off. Thanks for listening!

Join J in this solo episode as she covers RHOP and RHOSLC. This episode is a short one as she only covers the dinner scenes in both (trust her, those were the only scenes worth watching). Let us know what you think on IG: @housewives.on.display

**Recap begins around 32:50 | We are back with the Real Housewives of Potomac recaps! J & Jay have the pleasure of chatting with Stephanie from Mocha Minutes Podcast (IG: @mochaminutes) to talk everything from our President Elect to the life of a Leo sun & Capricorn moon. Of course we talk about Gizelle getting her just desserts, Wendy having more than three but less than five degrees, and Ashley's marriage to Mickey too. As always, thanks for listening.  Support Stephanie at The Afros and Audio Virtual Podcast Festival! Get your tickets at www.afrosandaudio.com (the event is this Saturday, November 14th and Sunday the 15th).